View Full Version : Is it wrong to make your boyfriend buy you tampons?!
CuPoNoOdLe
08-26-2005, 04:53 AM
So yesterday i was talking to my friend, Sam, about having my boyfriend buy me tampons. Sam, as a guy, was totally against it, but i wanted to ask my boyfriend to do it for me anyway. Therefore, i eventually tricked my boyfriend into promising me to do me a favor.. and when i came home today i found a box of tampons on my desk lol.
When my boyfriend came online this evening i told him how surprised i was and asked if he was embaressed. This was our conversation:
Me: Hey!
Him: Hey Amy! Did i buy you the wrong ones?!
Me: Haha, No, thanks ill pay you back. I can't believe you bought them!
Him: Whew! Good.
Me: Weren't you embaressed??
Him: Uhm.. well, at Longs Drugs i was the only guy there i swear! and all the old ladies were staring at me! The counter lady was like, "Oh who are you buying these for?". I told her "For me obviously!!". Then she said, "Oh, I see, you are late on your period!".
Me: Seriously? You're lying!
Him: Nah uhh..
Me: Oh man that's funny!
Him: Yah, i wanted to pay the lady hella fast and get the hell out of there!
I showed Sam the response and he said: "SEE AMY! THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG!!"
Hahaha.... :cool: My boyfriend is the sweetest!
Myrsilus
08-26-2005, 04:56 AM
Nah it's not wrong, at least to me. I don't see how it's different from running any other errand.
Perhaps it's just me. Funny, though.
kshgosu
08-26-2005, 05:07 AM
Ah, buying tampons, the worst feeling in the world is needing to price check those for the entire supermarket to hear.
General_Admission
08-26-2005, 05:07 AM
I find it odd you would ask your bf to buy that for you? What the hell were you trying to prove?
h2orowe
08-26-2005, 05:09 AM
Amy, what part of Cali are you from, cuz I think there's a Long's drugs somewhere near here.
I still call shenanigans.
h2orowe
08-26-2005, 05:13 AM
Your mom call shenanigins last night, yeah, I'm that good, I can make your mom "pleased" from across the world.
CuPoNoOdLe
08-26-2005, 05:14 AM
I find it odd you would ask your bf to buy that for you? What the hell were you trying to prove?
Perhaps I was trying to prove that men buying tampons arn't such a big deal? Hum.. not sure.. i guess i wanted to see if he would actually do it?
Amy, what part of Cali are you from, cuz I think there's a Long's drugs somewhere near here.
Im from Northern Cali and there's a TON of Longs Drugs where i live lol. Notice i say "Hella" ... *sigh* my SoCAL buddies make fun of me =[!
Your mom call shenanigins last night, yeah, I'm that good, I can make your mom "pleased" from across the world.
...ew. Just ew.
And that's not even because she's my mother. It's just that... you'd... hit that.
May you die a horrible death.
QreepyBORIS
08-26-2005, 05:31 AM
Unless you're poor and/or lazy, buy the tampons yourself.
That being said, I would like to buy like thirty boxes of tampons or pads at the supermarket just to see the weird looks that would undoubtedly be cast upon me. But before doing that I would have to douse myself in pig's blood and say my girlfriend had an "accident" or something to that effect.
PS: If you would "hit" a mom, you have no soul. D:
PPS: Not really, though.
h2orowe
08-26-2005, 05:31 AM
Pfft SoCal>NoCal, you're hella lame.....
hahaha my friends in NoCal, he's in I think a place called Carmel or somesing
Jiant Flying Panda
08-26-2005, 05:33 AM
I was never put into the situation so.... I wouldn't say it would be wrong.... Just a little bit embarassing. :D
What would be wrong is if you drag your Boyfriend along when you go cloths shopping. OMG! that is torture. AmIRightGuys?
CuPoNoOdLe
08-26-2005, 05:36 AM
Pfft SoCal>NoCal, you're hella lame.....
hahaha my friends in NoCal, he's in I think a place called Carmel or somesing
=[ .. You think Im lame because im from NorCal? ... Thats not very nice.. and i agree NorCal < SoCal. I want to live in SoCal. :(
Myrsilus
08-26-2005, 05:37 AM
What would be wrong is if you drag your Boyfriend along when you go cloths shopping. OMG! that is torture. AmIRightGuys?
Yes... you are correct sir!
I HATE going clothes shopping with mi mama. Oi, geez. It gets too boring. And then when we're about to leave, she stops to look at shoes. Not buy... Look! Eee!
CuPoNoOdLe
08-26-2005, 05:38 AM
I was never put into the situation so.... I wouldn't say it would be wrong.... Just a little bit embarassing. :D
What would be wrong is if you drag your Boyfriend along when you go cloths shopping. OMG! that is torture. AmIRightGuys?
I make my boyfriend go clothes shopping with me all the time! :D I try on bikinis and stuff for him lol. JK.. he wishes.
l337m45t3r
08-26-2005, 05:41 AM
The first time was kind of embarrasing, but then it was fine. But yeah, clothes shopping is the really evil part.
Myrsilus
08-26-2005, 05:41 AM
... well see I can't relate there. I don't have a girlfriend. So I don't go bikini shopping.
:( I R Sad.
h2orowe
08-26-2005, 05:46 AM
=[ .. You think Im lame because im from NorCal? ... Thats not very nice.. and i agree NorCal < SoCal. I want to live in SoCal. :(
I was yoking Heeyoo are note leim.
Pfft, if you move to SoCal, move to Orange, not Garden Grove.
Orange>Grove by like 100000000000000
General_Admission
08-26-2005, 05:47 AM
Perhaps I was trying to prove that men buying tampons arn't such a big deal? Hum.. not sure.. i guess i wanted to see if he would actually do it?
If you were on good terms with your bf you wouldn't have to do such tests b/c you would be confident with your bf. Not even my dad goes around buying tampons for my mom. That's her thing, not his. He has no business with it. My mom is old though so I really don't think she uses tampons anymore. :D My reasoning:
1) Tampons go up the vagina.
2) A women knows her body best.
3) Thus a woman should buy her own tampons.
It's not like your buying shampoo. We're talking about a sponge wrapped in plastic that you shove up your boody hole so you don't ruin your clothes and attract the goth boys! :p
If i had a gf and she asked me to do what you asked I would do it & act nice about it but I would still find it odd & would not be happy. But if it made her happy then why the heck not, eh? Just something I would never ever expect my gf to do b/c it's her business & I don't care how many times he's played with it, in the end it is yours you slut!
Jiant Flying Panda
08-26-2005, 05:47 AM
I make my boyfriend go clothes shopping with me all the time! :D I try on bikinis and stuff for him lol. JK.. he wishes.
Tell your boyfriend the next time you force him to tag along that I wish him "Godspeed. And may his ancestors wacth over him." :p.
IRT Fujin
Aye man...... I'll be your BF. :o
Myrsilus
08-26-2005, 05:52 AM
IRT Fujin
Aye man...... I'll be your BF. :o
O.O Y'know being single is fun. Hey look, a Victoria's Secret catalog!
General_Admission
08-26-2005, 05:53 AM
I make my boyfriend go clothes shopping with me all the time! :D I try on bikinis and stuff for him lol. JK.. he wishes.
May god have mercy on his soul.
Make sure to tell your bf that GA suggests he wears running shoe so he can at least try to get some exercise while he follows you around so you don't feel lonely.
'sure, go ahead and check out that store for the 5th time, I'm sure you'll buy something this time! I'll just take a quick jog to the theatres and back, k?' :D
Jiant Flying Panda
08-26-2005, 05:54 AM
O.O Y'know being single is fun. Hey look, a Victoria's Secret catalog!
Ahh. I forgot you had a date with Handgelica. I'll leave you two be, :(
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 05:56 AM
Hoy, CuPoNoOdLe!
Ikao Filipina?
:D
Myrsilus
08-26-2005, 05:57 AM
Ahh. I forgot you had a date with Handgelica. I'll leave you two be, :(
Yeah man... Sorry. Our conneciton is a connection that can never die. She understands me.
Erm... hm, I think growing up with my mother as a single parent made me indifferent to having to buy feminine products.
h2orowe
08-26-2005, 05:59 AM
Fujin! You're like my mexican/texan counter part!
I grew up with a single mom!
Dud, how old be j00?
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 06:03 AM
They say that males who grow up without a father figure tend to become prone to get angry more often.
Myrsilus
08-26-2005, 06:04 AM
I'm 18. My parents divorced when I was about 6, so I've spent a lot of my life with only my mother.
Not saying my dad isn't there. He's great. Just not living with us.
CuPoNoOdLe
08-26-2005, 06:04 AM
If you were on good terms with your bf you wouldn't have to do such tests b/c you would be confident with your bf. Not even my dad goes around buying tampons for my mom. That's her thing, not his. He has no business with it. My mom is old though so I really don't think she uses tampons anymore. :D My reasoning:
If i had a gf and she asked me to do what you asked I would do it & act nice about it but I would still find it odd & would not be happy. But if it made her happy then why the heck not, eh? Just something I would never ever expect my gf to do b/c it's her business & I don't care how many times he's played with it, in the end it is yours you slut!
No no no, well my boyfriend is weird in a way haha. I think he thought it was amusing buying the tampons. I mean.. he didn't have to do it. *shrugs*
He just told me now he wouldn't mind doing it again.
Are you calling me a slut? :(
h2orowe
08-26-2005, 06:05 AM
XD Are you serious!? I don't get angry at all!
Well, I do sometimes, but not often.
CuPoNoOdLe
08-26-2005, 06:07 AM
Hoy, CuPoNoOdLe!
Ikao Filipina?
:D
Hoy, Vocab, Jump On It!
No im Chinese? I don't actually know what you're asking me, but i took a stab at it.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 06:09 AM
Hoy, Vocab, Jump On It!
No im Chinese? I don't actually know what you're asking me, but i took a stab at it.
I asked if you're a Filipina, a person with Filipino Heritage. :D
My bad, you're just too pretty to tell what culture you are. :rolleyes:
h2orowe
08-26-2005, 06:10 AM
Vocab, hitting on girls over the internet since 1991.
CuPoNoOdLe
08-26-2005, 06:10 AM
Ahh. I forgot you had a date with Handgelica. I'll leave you two be, :(
Hahaha.. you guys are toooo funny.
CuPoNoOdLe
08-26-2005, 06:12 AM
My bad, you're just too pretty to tell what culture you are. :rolleyes:
Aw... Thanks. XD
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 06:13 AM
XD Are you serious!? I don't get angry at all!
Well, I do sometimes, but not often.
Well, from what I've heard, those without father figures won't be able to control themselves, since there's no one strong enough to hold 'em down, and the mother seems too weak to take care of the family and house, and yeah.
Myrsilus
08-26-2005, 06:15 AM
Well, from what I've heard, those without father figures won't be able to control themselves, since there's no one strong enough to hold 'em down, and the mother seems too weak to take care of the family and house, and yeah.
I guess you're somewhat right. I don't get angry very often, but I often feel the need to step in and set orders in the house straight. If someone starts to make a mess, I get really serious and make sure the culprit realizes they need to stop. If too much money is being spent, I make them cut down on spending.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 06:16 AM
Vocab, hitting on girls over the internet since 1991.
Actually, I never got interested in girls until '98, since I believed about that cursed urban myth, Cooties.
h2orowe
08-26-2005, 06:19 AM
Heh I've liked girls since '92ish, whenever Street Fighter 2 came out.... I've already told the Chun-Li+Me at 2 years old= Love story so yeah......
Plus Beavis and Butthead made me like girls at a young age too!
Watching that show since '92/3 haha.
I think I'm a better person without a father.... I tend to be calmer just in case girls are around, plus I'm like a total "do anything for you girl" guy, and when I see guys disrespect girls I put my foot down.... in the back of their head.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 06:22 AM
I think I'm a better person without a father.... I tend to be calmer just in case girls are around, plus I'm like a total "do anything for you girl" guy, and when I see guys disrespect girls I put my foot down.... in the back of their head.
Yeah dude, that's the way to do it. Put others before yourself, that's what I would say. And yeah, if I had a girlfriend, I'd do the same, but more passionately.
HAH!
Sounds erotic, coming from a 15 year old?
:D
h2orowe
08-26-2005, 06:24 AM
Yup, I'm 15! Haha, better man than most of the guys I know, but girls don't like that, well they do, but they don't go for it! So, I'm gonna die alone! w00t!
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 06:35 AM
Yup, I'm 15! Haha, better man than most of the guys I know, but girls don't like that, well they do, but they don't go for it! So, I'm gonna die alone! w00t!
The thing is, don't over-do the curtesy too much, or they'll think you're some wack-off looking for women's gully-holes.
Giggity, giggity, giggity, gi-gi-gi-goo!!!
JustTooCrazy
08-26-2005, 07:13 AM
Whao three fifteen year olds in one thread!
Vocab is born on Semptember 11th. =O
I actually know 3 other people burn on sept 11th.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 07:15 AM
Whao three fifteen year olds in one thread!
Vocab is born on Semptember 11th. =O
I actually know 3 other people burn on sept 11th.
Hehe, my brithday wish came true in 2001.
::Old Forum's Twisted Smily Face Here::
h2orowe
08-26-2005, 07:19 AM
That is so fucked up....
Chinamerican
08-26-2005, 09:00 AM
Nothing wrong w/ a guy buying tampons, it's just another check on the grocery list right?
I have a funny tampon story from my friend that I can never tell w/ a straight face so I'm glad I'm typing it out:
My friend's little brother had a nosebleed in front of him mom and sister (my friend) and the kid's probably younger than 10 y/o. So he's bleeding all over himself and his mom and sister try to go and help him but he goes "No! I know what to do."
He runs up to the bathroom and comes out a few minutes later WITH A TAMPON IN HIS NOSE. My friend said she and her mom almost collapsed on the spot. Then he said "these special tissues kinda hurt . . . "
Oh, children are the cutest aren't they? :D
Myrsilus
08-26-2005, 09:04 AM
x.x I will say that the kid is smart. And a little odd as well. Ha, to be 10 again.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 09:05 AM
I remember my mom spilled a jug of juice, and we were all out o paper towel. My mom told me to get something to wipe with.
Guess what I brought along.
Citizen
08-26-2005, 09:12 AM
I need to buy some tampons.
AnonCastillo
08-26-2005, 12:04 PM
Is it wrong to make your poor, innocent boyfriend buy you tampons? No. Do you still owe him one for actually doing it? Fuck yeah. Buy yourself some kneepads to pay him back.
I don't know...i just think its alittle spoiled/needy to get your bf to get you to run tampons.
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 02:04 PM
Would you buy hemeroid cream for your bf? What about go to the pharmacy to buy crab shampoo? Why should he buy your tampons?
Praetorian
08-26-2005, 02:12 PM
I guess buying tampons is like going to a grocery shop full of people and buying "Extra Small" condoms or something to that effect. Would be hilarious if the cassiere (a woman too) were to shout out "Price check on extra small condoms".
Sorry. Just my mind floating off.
Would you buy hemeroid cream for your bf? What about go to the pharmacy to buy crab shampoo? Why should he buy your tampons?
+1, i think it's a bit selfish(no wait...alot) selfish to make your bf do that. Unless you'd buy him condoms or other things that can compare.
PopCulturePooka
08-26-2005, 02:29 PM
Actually, most stores now adays, the cashier goes 'Price check at register 8' and a staff member from the floor will call them and do the price check like that. Much more discreet.
I'd buy tampoons for my girlfriend if I was hitting the shops to get some things anyway. She'd have to specify what brand etc to me, but in a basket of other crap its no biggie. Going to buy them alone? Hmmm I suppose then I'd grab some other things anyway.
Shopping with my gf? Love it. But then I love shopping anyway. Love clothes shopping. Nothing better than blowing $200 in a day on some fine clothing.
Citizen
08-26-2005, 03:14 PM
Buying things like tampons, condoms, porn, and creams can be amusing though.
Just get one of those small grocery baskets and walk up to someone who works at the store. Then ask them what isle the various creams for "down there" are in. After being told, look down at your crotch, and then say "I'm going to need a cart.".
Or take friends along, and traumatize them, like I do. It's simple. Wait until a friend goes into the porno section, or by the tampons, or wherever, and then scream their names and that they're buying porn/tampons/small condoms/etc.
hahaha yeah Citizen, worth risking a punch >_<;
I don't think I'd be bothered about buying tampons, if it isn't for me, it's nothing to be embarassed about, although I'm not sure if I would if they could do it just as easily themselves.
tekkan
08-26-2005, 03:43 PM
Well Obviously you're a damn fairy if you buy tampons.
I had to buy tampons once... It was horrible. So horrible... I can still see the looks in my mind. Of course everything went wrong. "Price Check! PRICE CHECK! I SAY AGAIN PRICE CHECK!"
Then I got home and they were the wrong kind. Rather than just go take them back I went to a completely different store and bought them there. Luckily the guy knew my pain and it wasnt so bad. I've still got the other box somewhere around here.
CuPoNoOdLe
08-26-2005, 04:39 PM
I had to buy tampons once... It was horrible. So horrible... I can still see the looks in my mind. Of course everything went wrong. "Price Check! PRICE CHECK! I SAY AGAIN PRICE CHECK!"
Then I got home and they were the wrong kind. Rather than just go take them back I went to a completely different store and bought them there. Luckily the guy knew my pain and it wasnt so bad. I've still got the other box somewhere around here.
Aw poor guy :D you deserve a pat on the back XD! *pats your back*
CuPoNoOdLe
08-26-2005, 04:44 PM
I have a funny tampon story from my friend that I can never tell w/ a straight face so I'm glad I'm typing it out:
My friend's little brother had a nosebleed in front of him mom and sister (my friend) and the kid's probably younger than 10 y/o. So he's bleeding all over himself and his mom and sister try to go and help him but he goes "No! I know what to do."
He runs up to the bathroom and comes out a few minutes later WITH A TAMPON IN HIS NOSE. My friend said she and her mom almost collapsed on the spot. Then he said "these special tissues kinda hurt . . . "
Oh, children are the cutest aren't they? :D
LOL, as i recall.. wasn't that in a commercial? Or i read somewhere that tampons are the best tissues for nosebleeds.. hum.. i can't remember, but either way thats funny!
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 04:50 PM
Once, I spilled a soda in my car. Being a guy, I keep no nipkins or tissues, or anything. I had to use my girlfriends Maxi, and you know what? That thing soaked up the soda so fast! In like, 3 minutes the carpet was dry. It was amazing and gross at the same time.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 05:41 PM
Tampons: Your friend, and mine.
Chinamerican
08-26-2005, 07:07 PM
For all the women in this thread:
www.divacup.com
No more tampons, pads, or smell. Personally, I love mine but I got used to using the disposable ones ("instead" cups - http://www.softcup.com/) first so I know how to not let it spill. Bonus points: you can have sex w/ the Instead cup but be very careful - it's not a diaphragm! No period sex for the divacup though :(
You'll be helping the environment since you don't have to create as much waste w/ tampons and pads and you won't risk a poor younger family member thinking you have some disease every month that causes you to bleed incontrollably (semi-sad/funny story).
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 07:09 PM
Dude, period sex is gross. Red wings might seem like an exciting award, but it ain't worth it. It smells bad, and it looks like you just committed hary-cary.
Chinamerican
08-26-2005, 07:14 PM
Dude, period sex is gross. Red wings might seem like an exciting award, but it ain't worth it. It smells bad, and it looks like you just committed hary-cary.
Not unless you do it in the shower.
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 07:17 PM
Yeah, that's what my gf says, but the shower to me isn't a comfortable place. I hate standing, and the tub is too small. PLus the water gets in your face unless she blocks the stream, and it isn't sexy when water goes down your trachia and you start coughing and gagging.
*Sigh* No matter how much I drink the horror remains. Let's go drink till we can't feel feelings.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 07:21 PM
The bed is (and shall be) THE only solution for the area to do sexual intercourse.
'NUFF SAID.
Chinamerican
08-26-2005, 07:22 PM
Yeah, that's what my gf says, but the shower to me isn't a comfortable place. I hate standing, and the tub is too small. PLus the water gets in your face unless she blocks the stream, and it isn't sexy when water goes down your trachia and you start coughing and gagging.
*Sigh* No matter how much I drink the horror remains. Let's go drink till we can't feel feelings.
Sounds like you had a very bad experience. I've talked to some people about it and it wasn't so bad according to them. It definitely requires some skillful maneuvering. I talked to my ob/gyn about it and period sex (PROTECTED!) is good for the girl b/c if she orgasms, it helps push the blood and everything else out, possibly speeding up her period.
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 07:23 PM
Yeah, I know all that. but still. Somewhere, there is a bloody towel behind a YMCA.
Chinamerican
08-26-2005, 07:25 PM
The bed is (and shall be) THE only solution for the area to do sexual intercourse.
'NUFF SAID.
Are you kidding me?!
Stairs, closet, basement, bent over the kitchen table/counter, couch, roomy backseat, floor (kneepads recommended), shower, library, public restroom, park, airplane bathroom (w00t, mile high club!), back yard.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 07:26 PM
Are you kidding me?!
Stairs, closet, basement, bent over the kitchen table/counter, couch, roomy backseat, floor (kneepads recommended), shower, library, public restroom, park, airplane bathroom (w00t, mile high club!), back yard.
It sounds like SOMEONE has been listening to Ashlee Simpson.
"YOU MAKE ME WANNA LA LA!!! IN THE KITCHEN IN THE FLOOR...."
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 07:27 PM
It's true, many places are great for whoopie. But not the shower. And not during mestration. *Warning kiddies! Never go for Rainbow wings either* Gross
Chinamerican
08-26-2005, 07:27 PM
Yeah, I know all that. but still. Somewhere, there is a bloody towel behind a YMCA.
You poor boy :(
I'd take you into my heaving bosom but "heaving" is the last word I'd use to describe it.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 07:28 PM
You poor boy :(
I'd take you into my heaving bosom but "heaving" is the last word I'd use to describe it.
..... You're a dood, right? :confused:
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 07:31 PM
If heaving isn't the word then I hope "Large" or "Substantial" is. Lol (sorry if your offended)
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 07:34 PM
Lol
SHE'S A WITCH!!!
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 09:10 PM
I certainly hope she is no witch! Although, all witches have cats, so maybe if she is a witch she could show me her pussy. (Lol, also in bad humor, sorry for those offended) Hmmm. I suppose it's ok if she practices witch-craft,as i perform voodoo. What good is pulling a rabbit out of your ass magic when you've got dancing in a circle of fire with a chicken over your head voovoo?
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-26-2005, 09:15 PM
I certainly hope she is no witch! Although, all witches have cats, so maybe if she is a witch she could show me her pussy. (Lol, also in bad humor, sorry for those offended) Hmmm. I suppose it's ok if she practices witch-craft,as i perform voodoo. What good is pulling a rabbit out of your ass magic when you've got dancing in a circle of fire with a chicken over your head voovoo?
NEMO, NEWCOMER OF ORANGE AND WHITE, YOU HAVE COME FORTH, TO THE SUMMIT OF MOUNT WANNAHAKALOOGEE, TO BRING FORTH, AND SUMMON THE BROTHERHOOD, OF TANKHOOD.
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 09:17 PM
LOL, oh damn, I'm all out of pigeon feathers and bat blood. No voodoo curses for me until I go to Wal-mart to get some more.
PopCulturePooka
08-26-2005, 10:02 PM
Well Obviously you're a damn fairy if you buy tampons.
Seelie or Unseele?
Sidhe?
Slaugh?
QreepyBORIS
08-26-2005, 10:34 PM
I certainly hope she is no witch! Although, all witches have cats, so maybe if she is a witch she could show me her pussy.
That pun destroyed my brain.
Thanks a lot. :(
StormShadow
08-26-2005, 10:38 PM
Sorry. Although I suppose that, as your brain has been destroyed, if any tries to drip out your ear in a goopy, grey matter mess, you could shove a tampon in your ear to try and salvage enough to maybe type, or feed yourself, or vote Democrat (Please, no serious political backlash! Hillary scares the crap out of me!)
CuPoNoOdLe
08-27-2005, 12:56 AM
Humm wow how did witches and democrats come about in this thread? lol.
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 01:25 AM
Heh, I'd buy my girlfriend tampons without expecting anything in return.....
Unles...s......................... .............. .
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-27-2005, 01:26 AM
Heh, I'd buy my girlfriend tampons without expecting anything in return.....
Unles...s......................... .............. .
SEX ON THE BEACH!!!
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 01:38 AM
Trading your self-respect and dignity is not worth it! DON"T DO IT!!
General_Admission
08-27-2005, 01:39 AM
Hoy, Vocab, Jump On It!
No im Chinese? I don't actually know what you're asking me, but i took a stab at it.
:eek:
I was debating in my head whether you were Filipino or Mexican!
Chinese!?! That blows my mind. :D
& if anyone else said this before I don't care if it's being repeated b/c I'm not going to read any other posts.
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 01:50 AM
1. I have no self-respect.
2. I traded my dignity for 1 dollar by eating a dog cookie in like 7th grade.
3. The second I get a girlfriend, I'll be so whipped that I won't see my friends for ever, so it's like why not make the only person I see happy, pfft, and it's your girlfriend, you're supposed to do whatever she wants.
Kustom
08-27-2005, 02:26 AM
My reasoning:
1) Tampons go up the vagina.
2) A women knows her body best.
3) Thus a woman should buy her own tampons.
1) Other things do
2) A man might know a woman's body enought (it's not like there are that many custom-built tampons out there!)
3) I bought my girlfriends tampons more times than I can actually remember, it's really not technical... I never even knew there was a taboo against it? Is it an American thing???
Now, you wanna know what's embarassing? Buying body lubricant with your best friend (male).
[Edit]
And sex during periods IS ok. Unless you are a sissy, and things like buying tampons make you faint.
AND periods are natural, every girl have them. It's not shameful. What the hell is dirty about it? When you fall and start bleeding, should you feel bad if you're girlfriend buys you bandages?
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 03:01 AM
XD Woah my friend, bandages and tampons are two different things!
I'm totally fine with buying tampons for a girlfriend, or even just a friend that's a girl.
Myrsilus
08-27-2005, 03:06 AM
I'm going to have to agree with h2 there. Bloody wounds and menstruation are two very different things. I have no problem in buying tampons for a girl I am dating... or even my mother. But well... some guys just can't do period sex. Nothing wrong with that. The sight alone may freak a guy out.
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 03:10 AM
I haven't had sex, let alone period sex, what's the big deal, besides blood on your wang, I mean sex is sex.
Annie
08-27-2005, 04:00 AM
My boyfriend would do it for me. I don't know what the big deal is anyway. Everyone knows you're not buying them for yourself. They'll just think you're a little whipped is all, nothing wrong with that.
That being said, I would buy like, wang cream or something for my boyfriend if he needed it. I've bought more embarrasing things when my mother was alive and bedridden.
kensei
08-27-2005, 04:21 AM
I don't see the what the big deal is. I mean, it can't be any more embarrassing than buying toilet paper or some such. My girl has never asked me, but I wouldn't hesitate to do so.
Tch...Whiners
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-27-2005, 04:23 AM
I don't see the what the big deal is. I mean, it can't be any more embarrassing than buying toilet paper or some such. My girl has never asked me, but I wouldn't hesitate to do so.
It's basically like buying adult-sized diapers for your grandfather.
Imagine your friends seeing you buy them.
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 04:29 AM
No it's not, if I got caught buying tampons I'd be like, well, it's my time of the month, I got to stop it somehow, want me to get blood all over the carpet next time I come over James? I thought so, now shut up.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-27-2005, 04:32 AM
No it's not, if I got caught buying tampons I'd be like, well, it's my time of the month, I got to stop it somehow, want me to get blood all over the carpet next time I come over James? I thought so, now shut up.
Haha, you're funny. But I don't like you.
Which makes you OK.
:D
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 04:34 AM
Haha I know you voted against me you bastard! It ok.
Benaire
08-27-2005, 04:53 AM
I would buy tampons nothing stops your drooling problem like a couple of tampons in your mouth.
Chinamerican
08-27-2005, 05:28 AM
It's basically like buying adult-sized diapers for your grandfather.
Imagine your friends seeing you buy them.
All my friends would probably know about the crazy antics my grandpa got into before they ever saw me doing that. They'd probably be sympathetic and ask "you don't have to change them too do you?"
erbiumfiber
08-27-2005, 06:03 AM
In Japan if you buy tampons or any other feminine hygiene product, they wrap it up carefully in a plain brown paper bag (taped shut, of course). Then they put it in the regular plastic bags with the handles. This way, no one can possibly see what you've just bought...they're really quite discrete...
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 06:04 AM
What's the fun in that?
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 12:25 PM
Wouldn't that discretion actually tip people off? It's like
"Hey Jim, brown, taped bag in that womand plastic bag. Iwonder what that is? Heheheheh" *The nudges Jim in the arm and winks suggestively*
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 12:29 PM
I haven't had sex, let alone period sex, what's the big deal, besides blood on your wang, I mean sex is sex.
It's more than just blood on your wang bro. It smells bad :confused: . If your lady friend were bleeding from her arm, let's say she just fell over, would you lick it? Would you rub your hands in it? Would ya, I don't know, rub your penis in it? It's the same concept. Sex is to period sex, what driving a Porshe is to taking the bus.
It's more than just blood on your wang bro. It smells bad :confused: . If your lady friend were bleeding from her arm, let's say she just fell over, would you lick it? Would you rub your hands in it? Would ya, I don't know, rub your penis in it? It's the same concept. Sex is to period sex, what driving a Porshe is to taking the bus.
I guess it all comes down to whether you care or not. I've been fingering a girl and noticed blood, and mentioned casually that I think her period started, and she's like "OH NOES!!!1 I'm so ashamed, I need to go hide my face forever!"
I told her it's okay, I don't mind, it's just a bit of blood and I'm not squeamish, so now she's totally cool with it.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 12:55 PM
Only slight blood I can deal with. You know, the point when it isn't like blood, but only like a tint of reddish, ever so slight. Heavy flow days are differant. LIke I said before, it can get ackward when it looks like you've commited hary cary. Only slight reddish tint? I can live with that. Wait a week though before eating shag
Meh. It's only blood. *shrug*
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 01:31 PM
HARY CARY! Only blood? When you cut yourself do you wipe it on the walls? On the funiture? Are you like that guy from CSI and blow your bloody nose on objects? Just because your horny makes no differance. Opt out for head. Much cleaner. Not as nice. Much cleaner
When you cut yourself do you wipe it on the walls? On the funiture?
Yes.
And here's 10 more characters just to piss me off.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 01:43 PM
Dude, your apartment must look like Roman Polanski's house then.
Dude, your apartment must look like Roman Polanski's house then.
I don't live in an apartment, I live with my parents.
When I start bleeding I just wipe it on the first available surface. It's only blood.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 01:57 PM
Don't your parents complain? I'd be freaking out. Maybe because I had to take, like, 10 differant blood borne pathogen trainings, but I still think that that is terrible.
My parents don't know. :p
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 02:08 PM
Dude, that's terrible. How old are you that your fine riding Sally's flow?
Don't your parents see blood on stuff? Or do you only wipe it on black things? Aren't you worried about germs? Rubbing open wounds on couches where people have had their asses isn't really the most sanitary thing to perform.
Dude, that's terrible.
Not really.
How old are you that your fine riding Sally's flow?
18.
Don't your parents see blood on stuff?
Nope.
Or do you only wipe it on black things?
Nope.
Aren't you worried about germs?
Nope.
Rubbing open wounds on couches where people have had their asses isn't really the most sanitary thing to perform.
That's why I don't rub it on places where people sit.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 02:26 PM
18. Hmm. You do know that riding the "Sally's Flow Log Slide"TM is month old blood, right? It's just been sitting there.
More power to you if you can get away with wiping body fluids on stuff in your home. If I got caught my parents would've kicked my ass. Then I would have had to repaint, probably.
Umm... period blood doesn't sit there for a month. o.O
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 02:46 PM
It's just there, BLAH. And it isn't like normal blood. It's got all sorts of extra goodies to beed the zygote. Bleck! That's worse then going through the backdoor, which is bad because that's were poo comes from. Do you really want a poopy cock?
It's just there, BLAH. And it isn't like normal blood. It's got all sorts of extra goodies to beed the zygote. Bleck! That's worse then going through the backdoor, which is bad because that's were poo comes from. Do you really want a poopy cock?
IT'S JUST BLOOD AND BITS OF SKIN. It ain't fuckin' poisonous. :p
And yeah, anal all the way. It's tighter than the pussy.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 03:05 PM
Poopy Cock!!!
* I geuss if it was really bad, you call say it was 'Shitty'.
Yeah. "That was shitty sex!"
HAHAHA!
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 03:16 PM
If she gets mad, just be liek "what, it was". Even if she gets even more pissed, the comedic value is worth it.
Exactly.
That's why I love this forum, it makes me laugh so much.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 03:28 PM
I like this forum cause I don't feel bad about the 7 degrees of seperation. Thread starts about what cereal you like and then in turns into which rapper has the best song, or a thread about a man getting raped and then turning into a convorsation about saturday morning cartoons.
**************************DINGO******************* ******
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 03:32 PM
WATCH OUT!!!! OH NO!!! MY BABY!!!! MY BABY!!!
It's funny because it didn't happen to me, and it is so odd. I remeber watching some crappy made for tv movie on this, and I still think it's funny. Even more funny, because that movie sucked so bad.
I think we should update this for the Americans.
MY BABY!!!!! A RACOON JUST STOLE MY BABY!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE BRING BACK MY BABY!!!!
kensei
08-27-2005, 03:42 PM
HARY CARY! Only blood? When you cut yourself do you wipe it on the walls? On the funiture? Are you like that guy from CSI and blow your bloody nose on objects? Just because your horny makes no differance. Opt out for head. Much cleaner. Not as nice. Much cleaner
With the vampiric tendencies that my fiance and I display, I'd assume that we'd creep you the fuck out, StormShadow X3 (and no, I wouldn't want to go down on my girl during that time of the month). I'd explain further, but I doubt anyone wants to hear it. I never understood why people freak out over the whole period sex thing. I mean, way to make your girl feel special, ya know, with the whole not touching her for several days out of the month. Then again, I'm a bit crazy *shrugs*
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 03:49 PM
I don't not touch her. I just don't go...there. She has other bits and pieces that I can give attention to, and it gives an opportunity for just snuggling, adn she KNOWS that it isn't for personal gain. If your fine with riding "Sally's Flow Log Slide"TM more power to you, but it isn't something that I particularly liked, or want to do.
I mean, way to make your girl feel special, ya know, with the whole not touching her for several days out of the month.
Yeah, exactly. It's just bits of skin and a bit of blood, nothing horrific.
h2orowe
08-28-2005, 12:18 AM
Gasp! It sounds amazingly awesome, I wanna lose my virginity to Period sex!
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-28-2005, 12:33 AM
Imagine a serial rapist that cuts holes on people and.....
Use your freakin' imagination.
kensei
08-28-2005, 02:02 AM
Gasp! It sounds amazingly awesome, I wanna lose my virginity to Period sex!
*raises hand* Wasn't that bad. Hell, wasn't bad at all.
General_Admission
08-28-2005, 03:27 AM
^ Isn't period sex dangerous though? I remember a nurse once told me that she saw a lot of people with complication from having sex on their periods. I think eatting out is ok though.
kensei
08-28-2005, 03:46 AM
I've never heard as much, myself *shrugs* Didn't hurt my beloved any.
Chinamerican
08-28-2005, 05:46 AM
^ Isn't period sex dangerous though? I remember a nurse once told me that she saw a lot of people with complication from having sex on their periods. I think eatting out is ok though.
The only complication I can think of is if the couple is unprotected and she gets pregnant.
I mean, way to make your girl feel special, ya know, with the whole not touching her for several days out of the month.
NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR 7 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE!
just kidding ;)
CuPoNoOdLe
08-28-2005, 07:36 AM
Gasp! It sounds amazingly awesome, I wanna lose my virginity to Period sex!
*shivers*
Imagine a serial rapist that cuts holes on people and..... Use your freakin' imagination.
I can imagine a horror movie comming out with that theme lol.
Kustom
08-28-2005, 01:16 PM
It's more than just blood on your wang bro. It smells bad :confused: . If your lady friend were bleeding from her arm, let's say she just fell over, would you lick it? Would you rub your hands in it? Would ya, I don't know, rub your penis in it? It's the same concept. Sex is to period sex, what driving a Porshe is to taking the bus.
Still better than walking. :p
OliveButtercup
08-28-2005, 03:13 PM
=[ .. You think Im lame because im from NorCal? ... Thats not very nice.. and i agree NorCal < SoCal. I want to live in SoCal. :(
No...NorCal>SoCal Rep tha Bay!!
h2orowe
08-29-2005, 05:14 AM
Fuck dat foo!
We gotsta LBC and teh OC down hur plus SD!
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-29-2005, 05:48 PM
Fuck dat foo!
We gotsta LBC and teh OC down hur plus SD!
Bless you.
Chinamerican
08-29-2005, 06:02 PM
No...NorCal>SoCal Rep tha Bay!!
It's all about the YAY area! We've got the Silicon Valley, Napa Valley, SC/Monterey (beaches + mountains) and mild weather. I say SF > LA/SD just b/c it's older and more established and diverse. LA and SD are so fake.
But in all seriousness, I don't think NorCal>SoCal or vice versa. It's really about what you're looking for. I'm originally from Brooklyn and I really like old cities and diversity. I don't like water that much and I'm still wowed by the amount of greenery (and white people) around here. I think it's just natural that I'd pick SF over LA/SD if for nothing else but the Chinese food :D
Napa Valley
Oh, so it IS a real place!
I was reading about a place called Napa in Dean Koontz's new novel and wondered if it was real or not.
What's there, anything interesting? ;)
h2orowe
08-29-2005, 06:12 PM
It's a wine place right?
Heh, I've never been to far to No Cal, besides MAMMOTH MOUNTAIN FOO! OWWOOOO yeah, I had a rich Aunt, they're not too rich now :( hahaha no snowboarding for me.
Awwwwwwwwwwww man.
Heh, but like So Cal has Orange, and Orange is like paradise, cept for the heat, the heat sucks so bad. BAD! UGH!
CuPoNoOdLe
08-29-2005, 06:20 PM
But in all seriousness, I don't think NorCal>SoCal or vice versa.
Well, i dont mind living in NorCal, but i guess im bored of it now, and i want to try living in the south for a while =].
It's a wine place right?
Yeah, that's what it said in the book.
Chinamerican
08-29-2005, 09:19 PM
It's a wine place right?
Heh, I've never been to far to No Cal, besides MAMMOTH MOUNTAIN FOO! OWWOOOO yeah, I had a rich Aunt, they're not too rich now :( hahaha no snowboarding for me.
Awwwwwwwwwwww man.
Heh, but like So Cal has Orange, and Orange is like paradise, cept for the heat, the heat sucks so bad. BAD! UGH!
So no one's heard of "Sideways" huh?
Yes, it's all about the wine and cheese.
Praetorian
08-29-2005, 09:26 PM
So no one's heard of "Sideways" huh?
Yes, it's all about the wine and cheese.
I've heard of Sideways because of this. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sideways
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-29-2005, 09:35 PM
Damn Maddox. His literature was pure genius, but now he's gone a little soft, after going against the San Andreas Sex Patch.
I had the feeling he'd say singthing like, "Goddamnit, if you're too pussy enough even just watch some obstruct porno shit, then you'd better get the fuck out of this country, instead of exclaiming, 'This shit is bananas!' like the fapping bunch of buttfucks you are."
Instead, all I read was a big, steaming pile of Sith.
Maddox readers and Geekling Star Wars fans would know what I'm talking about.
Marblehead
08-29-2005, 09:41 PM
Merlot blows, but zinfandel's worse. That's some shit they made to get teenage girls drunk before Boone's and Zima were invented. Give me a Cabernet any day of the week.
Also, I don't consider anything south of Marin county to be NoCal.
Thespis
08-30-2005, 12:56 AM
Naa, not wrong. I never saw what the big deal was, unless maybe the guy is insecure.
Ahimsa
08-31-2005, 03:21 AM
If Az can have his mom buy his condoms for him and send them across the ocean, then a bf can buy his gf some tampons :D errrrr.....magnum? lol
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-31-2005, 06:07 AM
If Az can have his mom buy his condoms for him and send them across the ocean, then a bf can buy his gf some tampons :D errrrr.....magnum? lol
"Hey, [insert asshole dude's name here], can I ask you somethin'?"
"Yeah, sure, babe, go ahead and ask."
"Well..... As we are together for quite a long time--"
"Yes?"
"--Can you go buy me Tampons?"
"......"
*Guy throws down PS2 Controller, girl stops giving him a blowjob, they get into a big arguement*
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