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StormShadow
08-25-2005, 03:28 PM
There are so many things the government is trying to do that they don't want you to know about. It is all so shady.

Why do you think electric toothbrushes have caught on so quickly? The government! My manual toothbrush works just fine. The only reason why the government want you to have this electric toothbrush is the electronics that can be jammed inside. Think about it people! when you visit anywhere, yiou bring fresh skivvies and your toothbrush. Thus the government can know who is going to China, or Nicaruaga. And what if Staling had had an electric toothbrush? BAM!!! small quantities of C4, for easy assasination by the CIA, and the GON, an agency so secret nobody knows what GON stands for. It's so sinister! :eek:

Jay
08-25-2005, 03:34 PM
My, aren't we thread-happy today, Stormy? ;)

My advice? Lay off the happy-sticks. :D

StormShadow
08-25-2005, 03:47 PM
I'm at work. I am bored. And I was thinking about what conspiracies gotta be out there. There was the alien things on the X-files, but I bet there is really crazy stuff just waiting to be unearthed. Besides, if the thread is good, I'll respond alot, and then work won't seem like work anymore.