View Full Version : Your favorite super heros, as kids...
h2orowe
08-25-2005, 10:14 AM
What would they be like?
I mean, imagine the Hulk as a little green baby.
His mommy would tuck him in, and shut the door a little too hard, and he'd respond "You're making me cranky, you wouldn't like me when I'm cranky."
l337m45t3r
08-25-2005, 11:10 AM
Dear God.... Jean the Phoenix Tot.... I'm not sure if that would be cute or scarey.
Spiderbaby.
"Mum, I wanna bottle! Muuum! MUM! Fine then. *shoots web from wrist* Get the fuck here, bitch."
Benaire
08-25-2005, 02:24 PM
Flash hitting puberty.... why are the walls sticky?
Benaire
08-25-2005, 02:27 PM
In fact if either superman or the flash masturbate then would have the women in the world fall pregant?
Mojinr
08-25-2005, 02:39 PM
Batman as a child was a whimp. He didn't get enough hate in his heart till he saw his parents get killed.
sakana
08-25-2005, 05:08 PM
The Green Lantern.
He's at a grocery store and puts a quarter in the machine. Out pops a crappy little ring but he puts it on anyway. He then sees his friend and waves and blasts some person from over his shoulder.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-25-2005, 07:28 PM
If anyone had watched "EuroTrip," you could remember that little German kid who walked around holding his right arm upright.
That's how I envision Hitler. :D
He's not my hero, but hey, his reign was pure genius.. Excluding the mass genocide of the Jews and his racial views.
h2orowe
08-25-2005, 07:58 PM
Meh, Hitler wasn't fun..... Well, I guess I'm saying that out of hate, cuz like me and him got into an arguement at the last Christmas party.
Pretentious
08-25-2005, 09:53 PM
http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/3913/xbabies0sc.jpg
All these posts and yet, no mention of the X-Babies.
h2orowe
08-25-2005, 09:56 PM
OMG Look at Iron Man! Who's da widdo iddy biddy robot-man cyborg baby? You are awww jee jee boo boo you are.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-25-2005, 09:59 PM
Colossus will always be the big brother of the X-Ground.
Colossus: Wowfy, need hewp?
Wolverine: DUN TATCH MI, BAWB! PROFESSOOOOOOOOOOOWE!!!!
h2orowe
08-25-2005, 10:01 PM
Storm looks way old in there! She's like 10 or something and everyone else is like 2.
l337m45t3r
08-26-2005, 07:46 AM
Hehe the X-Babies! :D
Wolvie: :D I see London, I see France, I see Kitty's -
Everyone else: :mad: Wolvie!!
Citizen
08-26-2005, 07:52 AM
I'd like to see Deadpool as a kid. Seeing Thanos as a kid would also be great.
Villains are more interesting to think of as children, because more of them had their powers or were messed up longer than most heroes.
MFDub
08-27-2005, 04:51 AM
Dr. Doom as a kid.
Baby Reed: Ha! My sandcastle is bigger than yours!
Doom: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWDS!
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 05:14 AM
Imagine the Thing as a kid, he'd just be a little pebble.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-27-2005, 05:16 AM
Imagine the Thing as a kid, he'd just be a little pebble.
Congradulations, you just made it into being my Signature! :D
Pfalzer
08-27-2005, 05:23 AM
I learned all my life lessons form GI JOE and COBRA thts all you really need in life... I learned spirituality form ghostbusters! My children will have one fucked up but funny childhood muwhahahaha....
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 05:42 AM
OMG I've been quoted twice! Yes!
Now only 7 more people until I've reached celeberity status.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-27-2005, 05:55 AM
OMG I've been quoted twice! Yes!
Now only 7 more people until I've reached celeberity status.
But first, you need to move to Japan, teach English there, avoid being sexually harassed by little boys, and talk about it on your LiveJournal.
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 06:23 AM
d00d! I'm planning on that!
Cept it'll be like I teach college, and I pick up Japanese college chicks, and they're totally psycho, and I write epic poems about it.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-27-2005, 06:27 AM
d00d! I'm planning on that!
Cept it'll be like I teach college, and I pick up Japanese college chicks, and they're totally psycho, and I write epic poems about it.
Yeah, you'd be leeching off of other poets like Edgar Allen Poe, writing one up like...
"Quoth the College Whore, '5 inch more...' "
h2orowe
08-27-2005, 06:31 AM
Was that an insult at my penis size? Or at Japenis size?
They'd be like Rowey-sensei, I'd be like that's not how you pronounce it -.-
and then they'd scream
Them:Itai! Itai! Hai Hai Hai Hai!
Me:In english please.
Them: It hurtsu, It hurtsu, Yessu Yessu Yessu Light there! I rike it rike that!
Me: In english not engrish!
Them: It hurts, It hurts. Yes! Yes! Right there! I like it like that!
Benaire
08-27-2005, 06:39 AM
...... you sicken me.
What about trojan man?
Imagine that you are with your girlfriend, and a 5 year old walks up to you and starts talking about special condoms, and the like. That would seriously freak me out.
Trojan condoms, I mentioned that in another thread.
I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress... once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out.
Hehehe, that makes me laugh.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 12:58 PM
I never thought of that! It' s almost like when your a little kid in church and they tell you the story of Bathsheba. You don't really grasp what happened till you think about it.
*Side note: That's why I stick to the Magnums
Tell me the story of Bathwhatsit, Storm. :)
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 01:20 PM
King Solomon, the king of the Jews, saw this lady bathing, and he says "Man, I'm a lookin' and I'm a likin'" So he works the angle, and then finally he bangs her. The only problem with this is that she is married. And worse yet, she gets pregnant! So Solomon is all, 'WHat do I do?' So he did what any reasonable person would do in a similar situation: He gets the husband drunk, so he'll do his wife and think the child is his. You ever heard the phrase "too drunk to F***k?' The phrase must have come from her husband, cause he didn't hit it. So Solomon is like, "Crap is this guy gay or something? What do I do?' So he did what George does when he impregnates women: He sent him to the front lines of a war. Husband dies. In order to punish Solomon the baby dies.
Essentially, the right winger are afraid of Janet Jackson's 50 year old teet on tv, yet they teach their children stories of aldutery, illigitimate children, drunkeness, and basic murder. All smoke and mirrors, just like trojan condoms.
*Side note* I am not religious, I just remember certain stories from when I ws forced to attend church.
King Solomon, the king of the Jews, saw this lady bathing, and he says "Man, I'm a lookin' and I'm a likin'" So he works the angle, and then finally he bangs her. The only problem with this is that she is married. And worse yet, she gets pregnant! So Solomon is all, 'WHat do I do?' So he did what any reasonable person would do in a similar situation: He gets the husband drunk, so he'll do his wife and think the child is his. You ever heard the phrase "too drunk to F***k?' The phrase must have come from her husband, cause he didn't hit it. So Solomon is like, "Crap is this guy gay or something? What do I do?' So he did what George does when he impregnates women: He sent him to the front lines of a war. Husband dies. In order to punish Solomon the baby dies.
Ah. Thank you.
Essentially, the right winger are afraid of Janet Jackson's 50 year old teet on tv, yet they teach their children stories of aldutery, illigitimate children, drunkeness, and basic murder. All smoke and mirrors, just like trojan condoms.
Yeah, I've always said this. Always. It's the narrow-mindedness of modern society, where they teach their children one thing and frown down their noses at something way more innocuous. How about not judging everyone and looking in the fucking mirror?
*Side note* I am not religious, I just remember certain stories from when I ws forced to attend church.
Yeah, I kinda gathered that from the way you related the above story. :D
I'm not religious either, but I like debating the faith aspects with the religious type - did Jesus REALLY walk on water, did he even exist, etc; providing my skeptical views and having them rebuffed, etc. What I can't handle is when religious people try and cram it down my throat. S'cool if you're into it, but don't go shovin' that shit on me. All it'll earn you is contempt.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 01:40 PM
Dude, have you ever heard of Mormons? My parents are, and I can tell yoiu things ain't right with that one. Debating people on stuff like that is interesting because
1) You never know for certain. Everything goes off faith, no real way to prove it. Yes, I understand that people think that 'miracles' are a sign of a higher power, but maybe that image of Jesus in your peanut butter is just a coincedance.
2) What about other religions? If yours is right, how and why were they others started?
Very interesting. Once, i got a pamphlet from Jeovahs witnesses, and Jesus looked like Paul Bunyon his beard was so thick and full.
BTW, Watch the musical 'Jesus Christ: Superstar" it is fantastic.
What's the buzz? Tell me what's a happenin'!
Dude, have you ever heard of Mormons? My parents are, and I can tell yoiu things ain't right with that one. Debating people on stuff like that is interesting because
1) You never know for certain. Everything goes off faith, no real way to prove it. Yes, I understand that people think that 'miracles' are a sign of a higher power, but maybe that image of Jesus in your peanut butter is just a coincedance.
2) What about other religions? If yours is right, how and why were they others started?
Very interesting. Once, i got a pamphlet from Jeovahs witnesses, and Jesus looked like Paul Bunyon his beard was so thick and full.
BTW, Watch the musical 'Jesus Christ: Superstar" it is fantastic.
What's the buzz? Tell me what's a happenin'!
I've HEARD of Mormons. Had little to no contact with them though.
I like Jehovah's Witnesses. Come knocking on my door at 7am Sunday? Okay, I'll sort YOU out. <insert any number of acts I've done to rid myself of those pesky people>
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 01:50 PM
They are working their way up to Jehovas witness level. Every mail 19-20 must go on a mission to preach. It's cool that you know people that can speak Portugese, but at what cost? Anyways, they uised to always come by my house. Now, where I am at, you'll also see ads on TV for one of their videos. They also go under the psudonym "Church of Latter Day saints" Watch for them like Ninjas in an alley
Ahh, the Latter Day Saints. I've seen those ads on TV.
Meh, it's all religion anyway and I don't trust religion.
StormShadow
08-27-2005, 02:05 PM
No trust for religion? That's not really fair. I thin trusting the religious establishment would be a better way of life. Going to churches mean that you have to conform your personal views to fit into the grand scheme of the overal churches. I want to believe Jesus only ate spagetti and then would take sponge baths while watching the fishermen heave up their nets? Too bad! My views are wrong and must be changed to match the churches, because my personal view on something that hapenned 2000 years ago, and views on a being that nobody has spoken to or met or scene, or wrong unless they match what everybody elses are.
Well. I'm not religious, let's leave it there.
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