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Samwise
03-09-2006, 08:46 PM
I'm officially throwing the yellow flag, Eyesonme cannot be anything but some sick 14 year old getting his rocks off by trolling us all.


I mean, have you READ the shit he's citing? http://www.world-mysteries.com/mpl_10rapw.htm Browse through that, or, even better, scroll down to the bottom and read the related articles. This shit's funnier than fat people falling down up-escalators.

This is also a betting pool for her next thread. My bet's on some tinfoil hat conspiracy, probably about the forced fluoridization of our water supplies.


So, Eyesonme, why is it that you insist on trolling here?
Kuri
03-09-2006, 08:49 PM
Let him have fun, believing in weird things doesn't hurt you unless you let it

I've been to forums where people thought they were the reincarnation of ancient antlantean warriors and quoted proof by using paint to sketch shapes in egyptian landscapes
Daishikaze
03-09-2006, 08:50 PM
Shenanigans? Shit, I got to go get my broom!
Decade
03-09-2006, 08:53 PM
Oh oh oh, I say she's doing one on how Lepricons are cheating us out of our taxes!
Samwise
03-09-2006, 08:56 PM
Oh oh oh, I say she's doing one on how Lepricons are cheating us out of our taxes!


That reminds me, there's no goddamn way she's female. Women have more sense.



And get with the program, lepricons are old-hat. The new theory is that it's COMMU-HIPPIE JEWISH LIBERAL TERRORISTS WHO ARE ALSO GAY.
Kuri
03-09-2006, 08:57 PM
well of course they're gay
Decade
03-09-2006, 08:59 PM
And you know, dem gays are trying to steal our apples
Samwise
03-09-2006, 09:03 PM
And you know, dem gays are trying to steal our children


Bigotry is funny. You know, this is actually the one period in history wherein the group America is currently curbstomping hasn't gone after our wives.


So they had to improvise. The Chinese stole our women in opium dens, Nazis had baby factories, Afro-Americans stole our wives and then satisfied them (a horrifying concept to any white male with a mortgage and a golf tee) the Indians made them worship Satan, you get the point.
Decade
03-09-2006, 09:05 PM
Hey, quote me right, I said APPLES. :watson:

And hey, you're conspiracy is all outta whack. We all know it's dem dirty Hawaiians who really are taking all of our water away from us.
Samwise
03-09-2006, 09:07 PM
I thought the Hawaiians were stealing SPAM?
Kuri
03-09-2006, 09:09 PM
... I can't always tell if Sam is joking or just really upset and can't organize thoughts

See post about stealing wives
Decade
03-09-2006, 09:13 PM
(I just realized maybe this should be moved to the room with padded walls section) Ah well.

Someone gonna tell me how to stop midgets from wanting to take over the government?
Kuri
03-09-2006, 09:21 PM
Raise the government building up a few feet...
Decade
03-09-2006, 09:23 PM
:eyepop: :rofl: Oh God...I feel so incredibly horrible for laughing, but have to give you mad props for that one.
hidethedrone
03-09-2006, 10:10 PM
That reminds me, there's no goddamn way she's female. Women have more sense.

Sexist much?
Trump
03-09-2006, 11:19 PM
I don't even open posts by him. I wouldn't subject my eyes to that.
D-pad
03-09-2006, 11:23 PM
Come now, his post are funny. At least admit that.
SlickWilly440
03-09-2006, 11:30 PM
Shenanigans? Shit, I got to go get my broom!

LOL, I saw that South Park episode a few days ago, it was called "Cow Days."
Rogue_7
03-10-2006, 01:45 AM
I thought the Hawaiians were stealing SPAM?

Not our SPAM supply. Bastard Hawaiians. :frypan:
Decade
03-10-2006, 03:32 AM
Let's not forget the Irish. You know they only drink ONE thing and leave none for the rest of us.


That's right, LEAVE MY GATORADE THE FUCK ALONE, BITCHES
Bob
03-10-2006, 03:41 AM
Let's not forget the Irish. You know they only drink ONE thing and leave none for the rest of us.


That's right, LEAVE MY GATORADE THE FUCK ALONE, BITCHES

Fucking leprechauns
ZaichikArky
03-10-2006, 03:50 AM
I think Eyez' posts are *hilarious* . I love him because he's such an idiot. THE VILLAGE IDIOT. Just let him stick around and post whatever he likes, I say.
Jay
03-10-2006, 04:21 AM
Yeah, I like him too.
Samwise
03-10-2006, 04:21 AM
... I can't always tell if Sam is joking or just really upset and can't organize thoughts

See post about stealing wives


I don't get upset, my posts just never make sense.



Apple monkey cucumber melon.
Decade
03-10-2006, 04:22 AM
Lets not forget, Az has told us first hand about those damn black man lies.
Kass
03-10-2006, 11:28 AM
You know, if you really don't like eyezonme's posts, you can ignore them. It's a magical concept really. Try it. You might like it.

There is, however, no need to open a thread solely for the purpose of bashing someone.