View Full Version : [fucked up news items] Young man steals schoolgirl's swimsuit to wear, defecate in
Renter
03-08-2006, 02:29 PM
http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20060304p2a00m0na030000c.html
'nuff said.
"I did it because it felt so good,"
that is fucked up...
Wow...At first, I thought deficated meant something else but when I looked it up, as impossible as it may seem, the story surprised even more.
cynispin
03-08-2006, 07:11 PM
If defecating in a schoolgirl's swimsuit is wrong, then I don't want to be right!
Is that avatar from hanenosuke's cosplay thread?
4letterwords
03-08-2006, 07:54 PM
Jeeee-zus.
Venmoch
03-08-2006, 08:05 PM
"I did it because it felt so good,"
You know, I kinda wish this excuse worked in real life. Think of what you could get away with.
However, back on topic....
Yes, it is gross, but really what did you expect?
Sock Full of Boiled Dimes
03-08-2006, 08:22 PM
Ahhh Japan, what aren't you capable of.
Yes, it is gross, but really what did you expect?
. . . sanity?
Crowley
03-08-2006, 08:23 PM
Ahhh Japan, what aren't you capable of.
Well, boasting, for one.
Quartermaster
03-08-2006, 09:11 PM
So, did Seppeku ever go out of style?
cynispin
03-08-2006, 09:27 PM
Is that avatar from hanenosuke's cosplay thread?
That it is!
clgrnt
03-08-2006, 10:54 PM
What's this world coming to if a Japanese man can't drop a deuce in a stolen underage girls swimsuit?
Renter
03-08-2006, 11:02 PM
hmm, dudes, d'ya realize if Az becomes totally Japanese he might get caught doing something like this?
Imagine the headlines. "American-turned-Japanese steals volleyball net, uses for clothing"
Venmoch
03-08-2006, 11:06 PM
Imagine the headlines. "American-turned-Japanese steals volleyball net, uses for clothing"
I'm sure however that we would all find it funny and at least he'd only be breaking public decency laws. That and no bowel movements would be involved.
MNJetter
03-08-2006, 11:43 PM
I can't imagine being among the cops who had to arrest him.
Cop #1: You go near him, I don't want to touch him.
Cop #2: No! I took a kancho for you last week. You owe me!
Cop #1: Oh, you liked it and you know it. I saw that Monburo flick on your DVD shelf the other day.
Cop #2: .......shut up!
Cop #1: ..............I wonder if we could just lasso him and drag him away from a distance?
Venmoch
03-09-2006, 12:21 AM
I can't imagine being among the cops who had to arrest him.
....
Cop #1: ..............I wonder if we could just lasso him and drag him away from a distance?
I'd pay to watch that.
Seriously, feel good comedy film of the year. Blatently.
ryobreak
03-09-2006, 01:41 AM
Oh man. It's because of how twisted Japanese media is. It's certainly not healthy for the Japanese men there since they have such perverted views towards Japanese schoolgirls... meh..
Frankey-eh
03-09-2006, 02:27 AM
Oh man. It's because of how twisted Japanese media is. It's certainly not healthy for the Japanese men there since they have such perverted views towards Japanese schoolgirls... meh..
it's not just the Japanese media that's causing all this though.
I don't know how, but there's a guy in my class. He is a Japanese-American born and raised in US. He learned Japanese through Doraemon. And yet he's STILL just as perverted. oh god... last class period, we spent an hour talking about "stuff"
the origin of the word "lesbian" was one of the cleaner topics...
Hehe. Should be in the Sightings of Az thread, but I couldn't resist.
Emergency Bulletin - Junior High School English Teacher ...
it's not just the Japanese media that's causing all this though.
I don't know how, but there's a guy in my class. He is a Japanese-American born and raised in US. He learned Japanese through Doraemon. And yet he's STILL just as perverted. oh god... last class period, we spent an hour talking about "stuff"
the origin of the word "lesbian" was one of the cleaner topics...
Sounds like me in high school. Just talking with girls.
Chinpokomon
03-09-2006, 02:44 AM
it's not just the Japanese media that's causing all this though.
I don't know how, but there's a guy in my class. He is a Japanese-American born and raised in US. He learned Japanese through Doraemon. And yet he's STILL just as perverted. oh god... last class period, we spent an hour talking about "stuff"
the origin of the word "lesbian" was one of the cleaner topics...
I thought it was common knowledge that Doraemon is responsible for all Japanese perversions.
KujiInRetsu
03-09-2006, 02:53 AM
Jesus H. Christ, it isn't a WaiWai article. What the hell...
Hehe. Should be in the Sightings of Az thread, but I couldn't resist.
Emergency Bulletin - Junior High School English Teacher ...
That's not really Az, to be correct.
Damn! I knew it. I had a whole bunch of pictures from someone's blog and then I lost the address, did this in a pinch ...
touche
03-09-2006, 05:16 AM
that's just....ewwwww
and what was that person doing with a Katana >_>'?
Digital Masta
03-09-2006, 05:18 AM
I find this to be hilarious.
Decade
03-09-2006, 04:05 PM
Bet you that swimsuit sold for 100 on Japanese ebay because it was an old, used swimsuit of a highschool girl
SlickWilly440
03-09-2006, 11:13 PM
That news is reallyy some fucked up shit right there!
Well, the guy did just work for a temporary employment agency doing odd jobs and such. Perhaps he couldn't hold down a steady job due to mental instability.
Justin Ellis
03-10-2006, 01:50 AM
I'm glad America is devoid of weirdos. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html)
ShadowDeth
03-10-2006, 03:02 AM
If defecating in a schoolgirl's swimsuit is wrong, then I don't want to be right!
Here here!
touche
03-10-2006, 03:15 AM
I'm glad America is devoid of weirdos. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html)
remind me why people say "only in america" again?
Digital Masta
03-10-2006, 03:44 AM
I'm glad America is devoid of weirdos. (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html)
Oh the USA has many, many weird people...but it just seems like Japan in general breeds these very interesting fetishes.
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