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Lady Chris
03-06-2006, 06:49 PM
Ive always wanted to add somthing to the site and after awhile of thinking about it I decided to contribute what a local radio station in Virginia calls Stupid News.
Here's the deal, every morning station FM99 does a section on comical/stupid things that makes news and then posts them on their website. While some of its just hilarious, most of it is quite unbelievable. I have pasted some of the lastest below if you guys want to comment on it. But the website itself is http://fm99.com/StupidNews.asp and http://fm99.com for their home page.
Now I posted 5 from the website and you guys can read them and go to the site or even post a few of your favorites and discuss some of the rediculous ones that come up from time to time if you like.
I hope you all enjoy my little addition to the forums!!!!

Band Sticker on Bike Causes Bomb Scare

A sticker on a bicycle that said "this bike is a pipe bomb" caused a scare Thursday at Ohio University that shut down four buildings before authorities learned the message was the name of a punk rock band, a university spokesman said.

The sticker on the bike chained outside the university-owned Oasis restaurant near the center of campus attracted the attention of a police officer about 5:30 a.m., spokesman Jack Jeffery said.

Police blocked streets around the restaurant and the Columbus police bomb squad came from about 65 miles away.

The bomb experts hit the bike with a high-pressure spray of water, then pried it apart with a hydraulic device normally used to rescue accident victims trapped in cars, acting Athens Fire Chief Ken Gilbraith said. Once they had it open, they saw there was no bomb.

The buildings, including some classroom facilities, were reopened after a couple hours.

Dean of Students Terry Hogan urged students to be more careful when showing support for the band from Pensacola, Fla.

University police interviewed the bike's owner then released him, Jeffery said. Police are still investigating.

An e-mail seeking comment was sent to Plan-It-X Records, listed on a Web site for the band as its record label. The label does not have a published phone number.

Clearwater teacher suspended after student urinates in closet

CLEARWATER, Fla. - A teacher has been recommended for suspension after she did not allow a student to use a restroom, resulting in the student urinating in a trash can in a classroom closet, school officials said.
Clearwater High School teacher, Lesley Campbell, violated the school district's policy that prohibits a teacher from making inappropriate remarks to a student or "exposing a student to unnecessary embarrassment or disparagement," district officials said.
Clayton Wilcox, superintendent of Pinellas County schools, says Campbell, 64, should be suspended without pay for 10 days.
"Her decision-making process wasn't appropriate in the classroom," Wilcox said. "Certainly the student did some things that were highly inappropriate, but my focus is on the behavior of the employees and then, separately, on the students."
Campbell said when she told the junior he could not use the restroom Nov. 17, he suggested urinating in the can. Her reply, "Go ahead."
"I didn't let him go, but I should have," Campbell said. "Surely, I never thought he would use the trash can. It was astonishing. By the time he had grabbed the can and headed for the closet, I didn't feel comfortable approaching him."
Campbell, an English teacher, has requested a hearing on her recommended suspension.
She has taught at the school for 20 years.
It was not known if the unidentified student was disciplined.

Woman stabbed husband for refusing sex

An Argentinian woman has been arrested for stabbing her husband because he did not have sex with her.

The 52-year-old, from Buenos Aires, stabbed her husband in the back but he was not seriously injured.

She told police she had spent the day trying to get him into bed but he had ignored all of her hints.

The woman told La Cuarta: "I wore a G-string and high heels in the house but he did not notice, I could not stand this.

"I got really mad and I stabbed him."

The husband went to the police station to lodge a complant before going to hospital where he was treated for minor injuries.

A police spokesperson said: "She did not think she did anything wrong, she kept saying that he was her husband and that he had to fulfil his obligations and that because he didn't she had the right to punish him."

Scientist gets to the bottom of love

The 'heart' symbol used to represent love is actually based on the shape of female buttocks, according to a scientist.

Pscychologist Galdino Pranzarone, who studied the origins of Valentine's Day, says the symbol is inspired by a woman's bottom as seen from the rear.

Prof Pranzarone, of Roanoke College in Salem, Virginia, told Discovery News that he analyzed "essential literary and speculative evidence from mythology and secondary sources."

"The twin lobes of the stylized version correspond roughly to the paired auricles and ventricles of the anatomical heart," he said.

But he added that the organ "is never bright red in color" and its "shape does not have the invagination at the top nor the sharp point at the base."

Pranzarone indicated that the ancient Greeks and Romans could have originated the link between human female anatomy and the heart shape.

The Greeks, he said, associated beauty with the curves of the human female behind.

"The Greek goddess of beauty, Aphrodite, was beautiful all over, but was unique in that her buttocks were especially beautiful," he said.

"Her shapely rounded hemispheres were so appreciated by the Greeks that they built a special temple Aphrodite Kallipygos, which literally meant, Goddess with the Beautiful Buttocks.

"This was probably the only religious building in the world that was dedicated to buttock worship."

Mich. Man Sentenced in Sheep Abuse Case

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. - A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.

Jeffrey S. Haynes said the state registry is intended to keep track of people who have committed crimes against humans.

But Calhoun County Circuit Court Judge Conrad Sindt told Haynes at his sentencing hearing that once he is released from prison, he must register with the Michigan State Police Public Sex Offender Registry.

Haynes, 42, of Battle Creek, was sentenced Monday to 2 1/2 years to 20 years in prison. He entered the plea in January. A no contest plea is not an admission of guilt but is treated as such for sentencing purposes.

Tamara Towns, an assistant prosecutor for the county, argued that Haynes should be ordered to register as a sex offender because once out of prison, he could prey on children or vulnerable adults.

Haynes said he is not a violent person and would not assault children.

"The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did," he said. "But I should not be treated as a child molester."

A telephone call seeking comment was left Tuesday at the Marshall office of defense attorney John B. Sullivan.

Police said Haynes had sex with a sheep at a Bedford Township farm on Jan. 26, 2005. The animal's owner caught him on the property and the sheep was found injured.

Haynes was arrested in June after a DNA sample taken from the animal matched Haynes' genetic material.

Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing, and was on parole for burglary at the time of the sex crime.

Jay
03-06-2006, 07:14 PM
XD What the fuck?

c-rex
03-06-2006, 07:17 PM
Looks like a cleverly disguised shill to get us going to their website. Money traffic and page views means more ad money.

Kuri
03-06-2006, 07:22 PM
I agree animal sex though disgusting should put you on the sex offenders list, unless it was someone else's sheep.. Maybe you should be put on a list of those who abuse animals, if there is such a list

PS Calhoun County Circuit Court Judge Conrad Sindt That's a lot of C's

Lady Chris
03-06-2006, 07:42 PM
Looks like a cleverly disguised shill to get us going to their website. Money traffic and page views means more ad money.

Wow, I think you read into things to much, I neither own the website or have anything to do with managing it in any way. But I do think that you saying that I posted that to make money is really funny.....:bang:

Edit: And what if we where on some other forum and I posted a link to come to this site becuase there are so many cool and funny articles on it? Would you still say that I am just trying to make a quick buck? I really didn't think that there was anything wrong trying to show everyone a cool site that has funny stuff on it that they never seen before :frypan:

Kuri
03-06-2006, 07:44 PM
So because you believe it's an angle to make money you will be cheritable and make plenty of visits, right?

c-rex
03-06-2006, 10:25 PM
Wow, I think you read into things to much, I neither own the website or have anything to do with managing it in any way. But I do think that you saying that I posted that to make money is really funny.....:bang:

Edit: And what if we where on some other forum and I posted a link to come to this site becuase there are so many cool and funny articles on it? Would you still say that I am just trying to make a quick buck? I really didn't think that there was anything wrong trying to show everyone a cool site that has funny stuff on it that they never seen before :frypan:

I think if you really had been reading this site and thinking about contributing you would have noticed the abnormal amount of spam we get in GD.

MNJetter
03-06-2006, 11:33 PM
1) eheheh, I bet that kid will be more careful with what he puts on his bike next time.

2) I wonder what kind of kid that was to make a teacher so mistrusting that "I have to go to the bathroom, seriously, it's an emergency!" pulls no weight. I thought that story was more sad than funny.

3) "He didn't want me so I stabbed him"
Wow.
..............just, wow.

4) wtf, since when does a woman's buttocks have any sort of a "sharp point at the base"??? The "invagination," maybe, but I'd say the real reason for this theory is that the scientist who thought up for it is sexually frustrated and has a buttocks fetish, and so is seeing them everywhere.

5) Sheep abuse is weird and gross and injuring the sheep should go under property destruction or cruelty to animals, but I think it's a little far to make him register as a sex offender. I mean, people will see that and automatically assume "oh god! he molests little girls/boys!" and his life/career/reputation/etc. is over. I also don't see the logical jump between "I like to bang large four-legged animals," and "I like to have sex with small children and rape women." Completely different fetishes.

羽之助
03-07-2006, 01:27 AM
Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing

Can someone explain what the crime of 'uttering and publishing' is?

And by the way #2 seems like just a normal Japanese school day, hehe. Control your body functions or explode!

Frankey-eh
03-07-2006, 03:03 AM
I'll contribute another stupid news...

This happened in S. America some place...(I think. that was the impression I got as I listend to the story)

A guy was raking his yard and burning the leaves when a mouse ran out of his house. He wanted to kill it, so he threw the mouse in the fire which he was burning the leaves with. Then the mouse, on fire, panicked and ran around wildly... BACK INTO the house. And set the whole house on fire.

Lady Chris
03-07-2006, 03:05 AM
I think if you really had been reading this site and thinking about contributing you would have noticed the abnormal amount of spam we get in GD.

Ohh I get it now, just becuase some other people put spam in the forums that automatically means that the website I linked (that I even gave examples of before you clicked on the links) is spam and that no one should look at it.
I really think you should look into things more before bashing other members of the site. And just becuase a few people add spam to the forums doesn't mean you need to point fingers and blame every other member that wants to add more than pictures to the forums.

Edit:
I'll contribute another stupid news...

This happened in S. America some place...(I think. that was the impression I got as I listend to the story)

A guy was raking his yard and burning the leaves when a mouse ran out of his house. He wanted to kill it, so he threw the mouse in the fire which he was burning the leaves with. Then the mouse, on fire, panicked and ran around wildly... BACK INTO the house. And set the whole house on fire.

That is freaking hilarious.....Thats how Karma works, never hurt small defenceless animals or they will set your house on fire....

JapaneseLever
03-07-2006, 04:39 AM
altough lady chris seems to be getting on some peoples' bad sides i have to say..
dude, you watch tommy and rumble? that's the best freakin' radio show in virginia. you must live really close to me..

well that's all i got for stupid news: i think this guy (or girl) lives by me.

paul
03-07-2006, 04:54 AM
I think this post is a good thing, I enjoyed their "babes" section more than their stupid news section.

Lady Chris
03-07-2006, 12:53 PM
altough lady chris seems to be getting on some peoples' bad sides i have to say..
dude, you watch tommy and rumble? that's the best freakin' radio show in virginia. you must live really close to me..

well that's all i got for stupid news: i think this guy (or girl) lives by me.

:wave: Of course I do, those are the guys who do the stupid news in the morning!!! You can stream their radio right off the website, another great reason why I linked their website becuase that radio station owns!!
And so what that a few people don't like the fact that I posted a really funny website to go look at. You can't please everyone, its just annoying that c-rex can't keep his comments to himself and feels the need to attack me for little reason. Ohh well, I live in Virginia Beach, what city are you in?

Jay
03-07-2006, 01:01 PM
its just annoying that c-rex can't keep his comments to himself

But that's the point of a free society and the right to free speech.

c-rex has his doubts and has every right to voice those doubts, whether you agree with him or not.

Lady Chris
03-07-2006, 01:11 PM
But that's the point of a free society and the right to free speech.

c-rex has his doubts and has every right to voice those doubts, whether you agree with him or not.

Ok ok, so your right about that... Its just rude to start blaming others for things before you have the facts. He didn't have to enjoy the website but was it really necessary to call peoples websites spam instead of let other people enjoy the website becuase they liked to look at it? I am not saying he couldn't have said he didn't like the website, I am saying there was just no justifiable reason to attack me over it.
What I am saying is that your correct in everyone has the right to free speech but that doesn't excuse people for not using forum etiquette and attacking others when they are certainly not harrassing you. A simple I didn't like the site or asking me about the site before clicking on it would have been a much nicer way to go about it.

Jay
03-07-2006, 01:15 PM
He didn't call your site spam. Not once. Nor did he attack you.

Lady Chris
03-07-2006, 01:20 PM
He said that the site was probably just a scheme to make money and then when I say it wasn't he told me I should have thought about about what I wanted to contribute becuase people spam the site, which may have not called my site spam but it was basically referring to the fact that since other people post sites that are worthless why is mine any different is how I understood it. So I definitly don't feel that I am the one wrong for just defending my post.

Jay
03-07-2006, 01:32 PM
Know what? It's his opinion to be dubious about the intent of that site. Why should YOU care? You like the site, and you frequent it, so you chose to share it with this forum and I'm sure you made a few peoples' days, but you can't please everyone.

let it go, huh?

Lady Chris
03-07-2006, 01:38 PM
Hey, I was just saying that one could ask before jumping to conclusions about stuff that other people post, which is not all that much to ask really. And since its my post about a website I happen to like and one person happens to be making his own conclusions with out any facts thats why I care. And I am plenty over it, its just people keep posting about it so if we could all just forget about it that would be fine by me :rolleyes:

Jay
03-07-2006, 01:39 PM
He's not jumping to conclusions. Merely voicing opinions and suspicions.

Lady Chris
03-07-2006, 01:49 PM
Its very stupid and pointless when a convo comes down to a slight difference in definition words but here it goes....
Suspicion
The act of suspecting something, especially something wrong, on little evidence or without proof.
Conclusion
The proposition concluded from one or more premises; a deduction.
Another word for a deduction is assumption which is also another word for...........you guess it, suspicion
This convo is pretty much over and I am not going to entertain any more fights over how words are used that mean close to the same thing.

Jay
03-07-2006, 01:51 PM
Where did you get conclusion from? I've only said conclusion twice so far in this whole conversation, and it's been in this very post.

Lady Chris
03-07-2006, 02:10 PM
He's not jumping to conclusions. Merely voicing opinions and suspicions.

I am saying that there is not a really big difference between the two nor does it even matter. And that fact remains despite all the posts that if someone wants to voice their own suspicions, conclusions, deducutions, assumptions or however they want to word it, without any facts, and they are doing this in a negative way against someone elses post, they are doing it knowing that the person they did this to is going to call them out on the fact that their opinions are based on nothing but assumptions and therefore mean nothing. Furthermore, I don't see anything wrong with someone defending themselves against such acts and would highly doupt anyone else would putting up with it.

Tenlaius
03-07-2006, 02:23 PM
hehehe
that stuff was funny

Jay
03-07-2006, 02:28 PM
the fact that their opinions are based on nothing but assumptions and therefore mean nothing.

So let me get this straight in my head. According to you, suspicion, the state of uncertainty or doubt, is the same as assumption, the act of taking for granted that something is a certain way?

How asinine.

You're not debating the topic anymore, you're debating meanings of words.

This has become boring. kthxnbibi, k?

Lady Chris
03-07-2006, 02:42 PM
It was boring shortly after you joined it becuase the fact still remained of my previous post that I was right in defending myself the entire time that you were just pulling a sentance out of my posts and arguing that sentance rather than the topic to begin with. And when you argued the difference of conclusions and suspicions it became a def depate so I had nothing to do with that. Also, throw Assumption in a thesarous and you'll find suspicion as one of the listed words. But hell, maybe your right and thats asinine and the thesarous is wrong....Yeah, I bet thats what it is.

So yeah, thanks for playing and have a nice day :clap:

Jay
03-07-2006, 02:49 PM
Oh, for... :bang:

I'm not debating synonyms, I'm debating the fact that you seem to be taking issue with the fact that c-rex has an opini-- oh, forget it.

I said kthxnbibi, k? :duh:

Lady Chris
03-07-2006, 02:56 PM
Ok then, free speech, if he can have a negative post then I can take offense to it if its about one of mine....See where this goes back to what I have been telling you the ENTIRE TIME?!? And if your not depating synonyms then how about trying to not post about how conclusions and suspicions and opinions hold such a different meaning? See how your in the wrong here? Wow, I get tired of posting what seems to be the same thing over and over again.
Now here is somthing new, quit trying to get the last word in by posting the same stuff in a different way ok?
Yeah, thanks for playing again! Have a wonderful day :rofl:

Jay
03-07-2006, 03:00 PM
I don't want the last word. I'm just deliberately being an ass. :D

Boredom ftl, I guess.

Lady Chris
03-07-2006, 03:24 PM
:rofl: Well then, the next time I am really bored I know I can count on you to help solve the problem. Boredom is an evil being after all...

Jay
03-07-2006, 03:26 PM
Yeah. I'm not really that stupid. :D

...hopefully...