Is it okay to spank?

[Overkongen]

And I do mean your monkey.

[Praetorian]

Moved to RWPW.

Oh wait.

[Quartermaster]

No, because then your monkey will have been abused and will definatly show violent tendencies later in life. It will have learned that violence is ok and may even shoot up it's adorable little monkey-school.

Plus:

http://www.animalaid.org.uk/youth/images/animals/monkey2.jpg

How can you spank a face like that?

[Crowley]

If you do, they throw poo at you. Bloody monkeys.

[c-rex]

I'm afraid I don't own a monkey, but I do have a gorilla.

[Lateli]

I disagree with the "Spanking = bad monkey" stance.

From what I've seen, those monkeys which were not spanked are more likely to grow up to be violent poo flinging bastards. They never got a good spanking to keep them in line, they're corrupt, they're bad monkies. Just because you can't tell the difference between a good spanking and a raw beating doesn't mean that spanking is bad!

[paul]

I disagree with the "Spanking = bad monkey" stance.

From what I've seen, those monkeys which were not spanked are more likely to grow up to be violent poo flinging bastards. They never got a good spanking to keep them in line, they're corrupt, they're bad monkies. Just because you can't tell the difference between a good spanking and a raw beating doesn't mean that spanking is bad!
Monkeys have rights too! They should not have to suffer physical abuse!

[Jeth]

Sure, it's alright. As long as you don't do it more than two times a day.

[koku]

Plus:

http://www.animalaid.org.uk/youth/images/animals/monkey2.jpg

How can you spank a face like that?


Backahand. Definitaly with the backhand.

[Kusoyaro]

No form of discipline leads to being spoiled. It's a ratio.
The more spoiled you get the more beats you get.
My little bro and sis (twins) are spoiled beyond belief (from my perspective and the way my brother and i were treated growing up). I regularly make them cough up blood. my sister fights back and doesnt mind too much. my brother cries like a pansy. I showed him the video my mother took as my father threw me off the roof into the pool, and I hit my head on the edge of the diving board. That shut him up for a few seconds.
"Just because your generation got beat doesn't make it right!"
*SLAP!*
"DAMN RIGHT IT DOES! Let me explain to you why I think violence is correct." And then I go on explaining my philosophies to a kid. Dumbshit couldn't understand, all he kept thinking of was his freshly-pummeled stomach.

[clgrnt]

It's your monkey, beat that thing till you can't feel a pulse.

[Acolyte]

Plus:

http://www.animalaid.org.uk/youth/images/animals/monkey2.jpg

How can you spank a face like that?

Easy. Bring your hand back, arm cocked at the elbow, to be parallel to the shoulder. Then swing it downwards across it's face.
Not a hard concept.

[Jeth]

No, because then your monkey will have been abused and will definatly show violent tendencies later in life. It will have learned that violence is ok and may even shoot up it's adorable little monkey-school.

Plus:

http://www.animalaid.org.uk/youth/images/animals/monkey2.jpg

How can you spank a face like that?
Not only will I spank it, I will murder that damned imbecile back to where be came from.

[Jay]

*snicker*

Well done, Overkongen.