Comic Book Reality Show.

[Shishio]

Yes, there is yet another reality t.v. show on the horizon...

http://www.whowantstobeasuperhero.tv/

[Pretentious]

Heh, this actually has me KINDA interested since I'm working on a possible super hero team webcomic with somebody else. But I'm not sure if I'd want to give up any of those characters I have right now. Especially since I'm not sure if Stan's still got it in him to churn out a decent story and ESPECIALLY not for a shitty Sci-Fi TV movie.

[Dresh]

Hell it looks like you have to dress up as your idea. Personally I'm not really that willing to show off my geekdom to the nation. And much like Pretentious, I am most reluctant to give up the rights to most of my ideas.

[Pretentious]

Well see, the thing is I wouldn't mind giving up the rights to Marvel or DC. But giving them up to Sci Fi so they can make one of their godawful TV movies is pretty much out of the question. I don't feel like weeping as I watch the bastardization (complete with bad acting and bad special effects) of a character I put my heart into coming up with.

[Dorcas Po]

Bastardization Boy! The young superhero who harnesses the powers of crappy movies to fight evil!
Watch as he uses his crappy special effects and overindulgent slow motion to pummel his foes!
Marvel as plot holes and obvious foreshadowing lead him to solve another bafflingly stupid crime!
Giggle madly as his cheap costume and inhuman acting lead each and every vanquished foe to hang themselves by their shoelaces in shame!