Postwhore Paradise: The 100th Post Thread

[Pierrot le Fou]

The game is simple, and will be the love of all you post whores out there who like random excuses to make lots of posts. This is the 100th post thread. The goal is the be the poster who posts the 100th post in this thread. The following rules apply:

- No deleting posts.

This doesn't have to happen in a day, you can try to slowly sneak in a post every day, or you can get a bunch at once, or whatever, but the goal is to get post #100, and then you 'win' and we can turn it into the 500th post thread or whatever. Have fun, and play fair.

[moo]

Soooo, who here likes to eat chicken?

[Pierrot le Fou]

Even if I do like chicken, regardless of how much like chicken you taste, I'm not going to eat you.

[moo]

.... That thought had honestly never occured to me. Why in the world would I want someone to eat me?

[Pierrot le Fou]

Your title is, "I taste like chicken" and you asked if anyone liked chicken, I would think that the logical conclusion would be that you wanted to know if people liked the way you taste, in the hopes that we'd cannibalize you. Perhaps it was wishful thinking on my part.

[Benaire]

Your guess is as good as mine weirdo.

[tekkan]

I don't think he wants you to eat him per say, he wants you to "eat" him.

[moo]

Your title is, "I taste like chicken" and you asked if anyone liked chicken, I would think that the logical conclusion would be that you wanted to know if people liked the way you taste, in the hopes that we'd cannibalize you. Perhaps it was wishful thinking on my part.

You used the word "logical", which was your error.
Second I'm sorry but you can keep wishing :( .

[Pierrot le Fou]

He wants me to 'toss his salad' so to speak? I'll sub-contract that work out to you tekkan. Get snappin'! He tastes like chicken!

[moo]

What is this, a prison?
No one is tossing MY SALAD.
I repeat. NO ONE.

[Pierrot le Fou]

Spoil sport.

[moo]

Tho I must say chicken salad is the shit, so you guys are missing out.

[D-pad]

I have a large penis.

[tekkan]

And by large he means he envies tadpoles.

[D-pad]

And by large he means he envies tadpoles.
No by large I mean 7in.

[h2orowe]

Dude! I'm fucking watching the Hellfest Video. Before all the fucking little pussy hardcore posers came! Damn straight! I listened to hardcore since I was like fucking 9 years old, '99 or '00 or so, and my first hardcore band was fucking Hatebreed, than fucking Poison the Well. Fuck you guys and your pussy ass hardcore!

[D-pad]

Speakin of harcore I've been watchin porn for ten years.

[h2orowe]

DPad, seriously calm down, we don't fucking care about your wang and your masterbation habits, dude, fucking calm down.

[D-pad]

Are you threatening me? I am lord Cornholio!

[h2orowe]

I'm not threatning you, and thanks for killing Beavis!

[Annie]

No by large I mean 7in.

That's only a little above average. Now, if you were, say, 10 inches, then you'd have a big wang. You're just an average joe, I'm afraid.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Game On! Bicthes!

Just kidding

Hey PLF. I just realized you have more post than me, haha. The wolrd must be coming to an end :confused:..... :(

[h2orowe]

Bulbasaur, Bulba Bulba Bulbasauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur! I fucking hate you!

[JustTooCrazy]

Lets talk about how cool stuff can be.

[h2orowe]

No! Let's talk about how cool I can be!

[JustTooCrazy]

hey your the same age as me!

[h2orowe]

Me!? I are 15!

[BluZytrix]

You are all simple Humans. I will reprogram all of you with my superior hardware.

[h2orowe]

Want to see some supperior hardware!? Oh, wait, I can't show you my "Laser" cuz this isn't the right place nor time, meet me at 10 at the meeting place and ill meet you,.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Bulbasaur, Bulba Bulba Bulbasauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur! I fucking hate you!

Haha.

Who the hell are you? Are you the one I said no one knew?

[h2orowe]

I was joking, I meant I hate bulbasaur.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I was joking, I meant I hate bulbasaur.

Haha Yeah I know man.

Hmmmm. I guess your no used to my humor yet. When I say things back I useally meen it in like a joking tone.

Sorry :).

[h2orowe]

ME TOO N00b!

[Flintloq]

Hey look, my tenth post!

(I know it's pathetic; stop laughing)

[h2orowe]

What do you call it when you sleep for like an hour, and you explode in your pants? A wet nap! Bu dun tss.

[Firefly]

Umm...


Condoms.

[JustTooCrazy]

Me!? I are 15!
Me are too! But i'm older by 2 months. HAHA!

[h2orowe]

BASTARD! I hate j00 n00b, pwned lmao rofl wtf bbq omg

[JustTooCrazy]

Rofl Copter!

[JustTooCrazy]

i like how fast we are respond to eachother.... within the minute!

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Death to America.

[h2orowe]

Pfft! Don't make the northern states angry, there might be a shift in the faults, than you'll get your canadian ass penetrated.

[Jay]

Can we get 3 or 4 people to just POST incessantly? :D

[h2orowe]

Incessantly What the fucking fuck of a fuckery fuck is that fuck? FUCK!

[Myrsilus]

Incessant means continuous and unhalted. He wants some people to post over and over and over again.

I wonder who will win this.

[h2orowe]

Me teeheehee! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee peee beee zeeeeeeeeeeee

Dude omfg dude omfg n00b m00 b00 b00b b00b13
8008135 |2 L337 70 |)4 |-|1C-357 P0\/\/3|2 j00 /\/338

[Jay]

Me teeheehee! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee peee beee zeeeeeeeeeeee

Dude omfg dude omfg n00b m00 b00 b00b b00b13
8008135 |2 L337 70 |)4 |-|1C-357 P0\/\/3|2 j00 /\/338

Boobies R leet to da hic-est power you neeb...? :confused:

[Myrsilus]

Leet speak destroys my brain to the tenth power, you know. Ug.

I'm feeling a little more tired nowadays. Maybe it's because my sleep patterns are so out-of-whack.

[h2orowe]

Ok, let me rephrase this in a sophisticated manner
( 0|< L37 /\/\3 |23P|-|53 7|-|15 1/\/ 4 50P|-|1571C473|) /\/\4/\/ /\/3|2 )
Boobies are leet to the highest power, noob.
neeb=Noob.
Pwnedz
1 |2 73|-| 53c|<50|2z

[h2orowe]

Dude omg, you neeb h2o, you can't double post

Don't tell me what to do woman! I ain't your gad dang property

According to this warranty, you are, now shutup and git me a gad dang sammich

Yessa! Right away, as soon as I finish defliing myself.
I swear one day I'm going to commit suicide, and masterbate at the same time, so it'll be like Necrophilia or somesing.

[Jay]

Ok, let me rephrase this in a sophisticated manner
( 0|< L37 /\/\3 |23P|-|53 7|-|15 1/\/ 4 50P|-|1571C473|) /\/\4/\/ /\/3|2 )
Boobies are leet to the highest power, noob.
neeb=Noob.
Pwnedz
1 |2 73|-| 53c|<50|2z

No. Noob = noob.

And you had "higest" not "highest", so no wonder I was confused. Go back and check.

50 |_34|2/\/ `/0|_||2 1337 5p33|< 83373|2, /\/00|3!!

[h2orowe]

0 /\/0 j00 |) 1/\/7

Well, remember, you live in Australia, I have a So-Cal dialect... you probably have a different one.

It's either that, or you have eucalyptis in your face, fucking aussie.

I lUb j00 neeb

[Myrsilus]

Damn that was mean. I think this calls for a match in the Kumite. Start a training montage.

[h2orowe]

Hahaha, I'm a mean 508 when it comes to l337 5p34|<

So, how's them their posts a comin along, you whorin up any g00|]?

[Jay]

| @/\/\ |\/|34/\/3|2 |)4/\/ j00 \/\/|-|3|\| |+ (0/\/\35 +0 1337 5|*33|<!!11one!!!ichi!!11uno

Edit: spelt 'to' with two Os. ><

[h2orowe]

It's Ichi not Inchi you fucking neeb!

[Jay]

It was a fucking misspelling j00 lamer. :p

[D-pad]

Mornin all I'm about to leave for school so I have no chance of winning this.

[Jay]

Can you say haha?

[Cheapo]

0 /\/0 j00 |) 1/\/7

Well, remember, you live in Australia, I have a So-Cal dialect... you probably have a different one.

It's either that, or you have eucalyptis in your face, fucking aussie.

I lUb j00 neeb

eucalyptUs

Mornin all I'm about to leave for school so I have no chance of winning this.
yea, you probably don't

[h2orowe]

Eucan lick dis *points to pants*

[Jay]

Eucan lick dis *points to pants*

...you want me to lick your pants? :eek:

Oooooookay then... :(

[h2orowe]

Yes! Yes! Licky my pants, or I'll lick them my self.

[Jay]

Lick them yourself, I need to entertainment value.

[Cheapo]

wow, by the time this thread gets 100 posts, jay will probably already have 1k

[Jay]

Nah. I'm aiming for 1k tonight. :p

Kidding, only kidding...

[Cheapo]

i mean look at that! almost 150 times my post count

[Jay]

Yeah, but I registered at the start of August, and spend most of my time on the net here. ;)

[Mojinr]

Postwhoring is a satanic ritual only indulge by a few on this forum. You know them because you can't avoiding seeing their posts anymore than you can dodge in between rain drops during a tropical storm.

Then again, who doesn't like to see Jay post? His font is pretty damn sexy.

[Rogue_7]

This is fun! Everybody loves postwhoring.

[Jay]

Then again, who doesn't like to see Jay post? His font is pretty damn sexy.

Awwwwww. :o

[tekkan]

I think I just got a little dumber from actually trying to read the posts in this thread.

I R TEH MSART

[Jay]

You're teh msart, are you tekkan? :p

(and don't go edity edity, I got screencaps. :D)

[Benaire]

Neko where are you my love? lets go to Guam together!!!

[Jay]

Neko where are you my love? lets go to Guam together!!!

I'm going to laugh so hard at you when she comes back and says "No, I'm going with Jay!".

:D

[tekkan]

I did that on purpose!

I R TSHE MS-ART.

Did you see my picture? It was take in MS-PAINT.

Hence I R MS-ART.

[Jay]

Suuuuuuuuuure, tekkan. Suuuure. :)

[koku]

lol late entry, I'm like studying though so I"m not so sure this can be done.

[tekkan]

Getting close only 21 more posts.

[Firefly]

damn. ill be at work when it hits 100...

[LJustus]

I think I will make a post to move the thread along and see how many posts I have.

[Jay]

w0000000t.

[mugen]

w0000t w000t

[Stephy]

I love chocolate!

...just moving the thread along, continue please.

[Jay]

Bumpity bump.

[mugen]

18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Micheal with ya money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[LJustus]

Well, I'm off to lunch. Hopefully, I'll get 500.

[Jay]

"I do it for the drugs"

[Jiant Flying Panda]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/FlyingMongoose/easter-wtf2.jpg

[mugen]

wow, jay I know you are a post whore but 861 posts.. dayumm

[tekkan]

91. I would be happy if I lived to that age.

[Marblehead]

i am a big cheater

[Stephy]

http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/attention/postwhore.jpg

It just fits this topic.

[Jay]

You mean 862.

[Marblehead]

Almost there.....huff-a-puff...

[Jay]

Hey look, it's a sign for me!

[tekkan]

Getting close now. Who will win?

[Jay]

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*chews on gum*

[Marblehead]

Jay! Look at that!


***adds another random post***

[CNagy]

*Slips in for the 100th post kill, whips the blood off of his blade, and disappears into the night*

[tekkan]

And the winner is!!!!!!!!??????

[Jay]

(Yes, I know I'm retarded. Sorry. I'm in a funny mood today.)

[Marblehead]

nooooooo00000

[Flintloq]

I hate you.

[tekkan]

Cnagy with a stealth attack!

[koku]

lol wow, it went from 78 to 103 in like no time. I guess alot of people were camping!

I missed it because I was actually reading/studying. Jay i'm so ashamed, this should have been your crown.

[Marblehead]

Damn thirty second rule! meh.....

[Jay]

Dayum, 5 posts at the SAME DAMN MINUTE! You bastards. Missed it by 30 seconds. :mad:

[JustTooCrazy]

now to 500 posts!

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I remember the days when I was the 3rd most wanted spammer here in OP9..... WOW.

I used to give Jay a run for his money now look at me.

[Jay]

You know, I really want to say something about my post count just to annoy Pierrot, but I don't want him to get niggly at me. :(

[mugen]

fuck, I was busy talking to people

[JustTooCrazy]

Jay is at 65 posts a day. I really have to question if he ever leaves his house.

[Marblehead]

Yeah, they're a lot more big time spamers/posters nowadays.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Yeah, they're a lot more big time spamers/posters nowadays.

*Looks at marbleheads post count*

Yeah man. I know what you meen....... :rolleyes:

Hehe

[JustTooCrazy]

HEY! Marble head and panda have the same exact post per day count.

[Jay]

Jay is at 65 posts a day. I really have to question if he ever leaves his house.

Seeing as this is a family computer, I can only use it one day, relinquish control to the rest of the family, then use it again the next day. So the days I leave the house are the days I give up control of the computer. ;)

[Jiant Flying Panda]

HEY! Marble head and panda have the same exact post per day count.

............

.................................

............................................!!!!!! !!! *Throughs stuff around room*

That was the point of my joke!!

Hehe :p. It's okay.

[Marblehead]

Postwhore? me? I'm an amatuer to be sure! :p

[JustTooCrazy]

Seeing as this is a family computer, I can only use it one day, relinquish control to the rest of the family, then use it again the next day. So the days I leave the house are the days I give up control of the computer. ;)
Therefore you admit you dont ever leave the house? Wait a second... You live in Australia. Dont you have school? Or work? OR SOMETHING!

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Somone's avatar gives me seizures....

[Jay]

Therefore you admit you dont ever leave the house?

...didn't you even read my post? I mentioned I'M NOT ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY EVERY DAY. ;)

Wait a second... You live in Australia. Dont you have school?

<--- *is 19* :rolleyes:

[JustTooCrazy]

Somone's avatar gives me seizures....
I wonder who's avatar that could be. :p

[Jay]

I wonder who's avatar that could be. :p

<-------- Mine. :D

[JustTooCrazy]

<-------- Mine. :D
Aww, Jay copied me :(

[Jay]

Aww, Jay copied me :(

Did not. :D

You avatar flashes black and white and has coloured text. Mine is just pure seizure material. :p

[LJustus]

For the love of all that is holy, please change that thing. I'm not epileptic, but I think I just had a seizure. :)
Please, please, please. . . Anyone with a seizure-inducing avatar, please change it.

[JustTooCrazy]

You Ever Notice You Cant Post In All Caps?

[Jay]

Yes I Have Noticed That, Justtoocrazy. :(

[Jay]

Woah, these avatars are hypnotic! :eek:

[JustTooCrazy]

They're seizurific!

[tekkan]

It hurts my eyes. I'm turning off avatars because of you.

[LJustus]

Just hit the 'stop' button on your browser. It's a pain in the ass, but I rely on avatars to keep people straight.

[JustTooCrazy]

Mines not that bad.... You can thank Jay for explioting it.

[Jay]

Thank you, thank you. I'm here until Saturday. :D

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Well, at least I'm not a L337 pharg like h2hrowe.

[Jay]

Pharg? WTF?

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Pharg? WTF?

I meant FAG, yeah.

I gues it's not in the L337 dictionary too, huh.

If so, then that was a typo.

[Jay]

Phag! u R a PHAG!

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Phag! u R a PHAG!

http://img101.exs.cx/img101/2412/11078404947947ue.jpg

[Jay]

Kiss my arse, sport.

[h2orowe]

Vocab! I had a big post typed out, but than my browser like froze :( . You win this time, Mr. Gadget.............


Goto Maki for president 2008

[Ev0]

I need an avatar... and not a seizure inducing one (I think the two here flash in sync).

[h2orowe]

Ohhhhhhhh shit son, they do!
Pfft..... my Avatar rocks the house.
My avatar rocks the house. (Oh baby)
My avatar rocks teh house. Now stop.
Squeek like a mouse.
My avatar rocks the house.

I think, I'm...... gonna...... die...... soon..............

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Ohhhhhhhh shit son, they do!
Pfft..... my Avatar rocks the house.
My avatar rocks the house. (Oh baby)
My avatar rocks teh house. Now stop.
Squeek like a mouse.
My avatar rocks the house.

I think, I'm...... gonna...... die...... soon..............

Damn skippy, son, yer gon' be in da bodaybag soon...

[h2orowe]

Vocabs pissed cuz I insulted Canada, Americas backdoor.

That's right, we can stomp you out! Damn j00. I love Canada, but I hate French Canada.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am thinking it's a sign, that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned.

^I have that song stuck in my head.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

I love Canada, but I hate French Canada.

It's funny how the English side of Canada is on the West, whilst the French are on the East.

That's right, we can stomp you out! Damn j00.

And no, I'm not Jewish, mind you..

[Myrsilus]

Holy crap, you people destroyed the thread!

And I had no chance of winning. Sleep conquered me.

[Jay]

I think there was like 5 posts on the same minute and ONE of them was the hundredth post.

The rest of us missed it by like 20 seconds. :p

[Myrsilus]

Geebuz. You guys sure do show commitment. :D

One day I'll claim my own victory. But not yet... not yet.

[h2orowe]

I meant j00 as in you not jew you noob

[D-pad]

Back from school I suck.

[Jay]

I suck.

No more comment needed.

[h2orowe]

I'm so tired, but I can't sleep cuz my mom will be pissed........

JOEY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHA
it's like, I'm sorry your stupid boyfriend is fucking loud as a fucking gun in the morning, walking down the stairs in his flip flops, purposely fucking waking me up, he lies to you, he lies to you alot.

[Jay]

...the hell?

[h2orowe]

What the hell.... is the term sir.

[h2orowe]

I ain't no god damn son of a bitch. You better think about it baby! I ain't no god damn son of a bitch. You better think about it baby babe!

[Myrsilus]

...the hell?
I was thinking the same thing.

[Jay]

h2orowe... Step. Away. From. The thread...

Slowly.

[h2orowe]

Can we, start again, go back to what it meant back then, opens minds and open hearts, the things that set us apart!

<---- Watching the remainder of the Hellfest '00 video

[Jay]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *smack*

Let that be a lesson to you. (:

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *smack*

Let that be a lesson to you. (:

Spank dat monkay!

[h2orowe]

Jahmpu own eet?

[MajorProblem]

Why is it that all the cool stuff happens while I'm at school? Don't you guys have jobs? On the other hand, it's so much more fun to flirt with the hot Mexican chick :D

[Myrsilus]

Ha ha haaaaa. We have lots of hot Mexican chicks over where I live. Come on down if you fancy them so much. 'Cause I'm a little tired of them. x.x

This thread needs some jump in it.

[h2orowe]

I used to have alot of hot white chicks/hot mexican chicks, now I'm chest deep in hot vietnamese chicks. Not asian, Vietnamese.

[MajorProblem]

Fujin, do you live in south Texas? Up here at me school (I live in a relatively wealthy area) by Dallas we only have a few hot Latinos, and only a select few aren't bitches...

[Myrsilus]

I sure do. Right on the bay of the Gulf of Mexico. And we are swarming with hot Hispanic chicks.

I'd rather be in Dallas. =\ But y'know how it goes... You get too much of one thing and you become a little tired of it.

[h2orowe]

XD Hot Latinos! You said hot girls earlier! It's Latina! Hahahahahahahaha.....
I'll stick with my Vietnamese girls thank j00 very much, I'd prefer Japanese or Chinese..... but I'm perfectly fine with Viet for right now
The ratio is about
10/16's Viet
2/16 Korean/other asian
3/16's Latina
1/16 White

[MajorProblem]

Dallas is pretty boring, about all there is is Fort Worth and a lot of art museums...and crime

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

XD Hot Latinos! You said hot girls earlier! It's Latina! Hahahahahahahaha.....
I'll stick with my Vietnamese girls thank j00 very much, I'd prefer Japanese or Chinese..... but I'm perfectly fine with Viet for right now
The ratio is about
10/16's Viet
2/16 Korean/other asian
3/16's Latina
1/16 White

You go, girl.

[MajorProblem]

XD Hot Latinos! You said hot girls earlier! It's Latina! Hahahahahahahaha.....
I'll stick with my Vietnamese girls thank j00 very much, I'd prefer Japanese or Chinese..... but I'm perfectly fine with Viet for right now
The ratio is about
10/16's Viet
2/16 Korean/other asian
3/16's Latina
1/16 White
I am utterly confused about 4/5 of your post :confused:

[Myrsilus]

Dallas is pretty boring, about all there is is Fort Worth and a lot of art museums...and crime
I heard that the city had a lot to do in it. Maybe it's relative to where I live... :(

But yeah I do hear of the crime there. Is it really noticable for you?

[MajorProblem]

I live just north in Plano where all the rich people live, so it's not much of a problem here. But once you get to South Dallas, you gotta lock your doors. But yeah, you live down on the coast where there are quite a few things to do I hear.

[Myrsilus]

I live just north in Plano where all the rich people live, so it's not much of a problem here. But once you get to South Dallas, you gotta lock your doors. But yeah, you live down on the coast where there are quite a few things to do I hear.
See that's the thing. To us, there is nothing to do here. But if you live in Dallas, you may absolutely love our beaches and the surfing and whatnot. I personally could not give a damn. :( I just like to watch the ocean at night.

Well I dunno, Dallas sounds like a cool place. I'd probably stick to the northern areas, though.

[MajorProblem]

Now that I think about it, Arlington is one hell of a place to go. A Six Flags and a waterpark on either side of the highway, a baseball stadium a few blocks away, a ton of restaurants, and now their building a new football stadium there.

[h2orowe]

Hahaha Sounds like Anaheimish area.
A few miles away is Disney Land, than there's the Anaheim Pond (Mighty Ducks) than there's Angel Stadium YA! FUCK YEA! than theres like a Knott's Berry Farm (think Cedar Point-esque) a few cities away, than in the next county you've got the 2nd best theme park I've been too Magic Mountain (Six Flags)
Cedar Point is number one but it's in Sandusky Ohio

[MajorProblem]

I love theme parks, but they're so god damn expensive. I saw a bottle of water for THREE BUCKS!...





...I bought one

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

I love theme parks, but they're so god damn expensive. I saw a bottle of water for THREE BUCKS!...





...I bought one

You go, girl.

[MajorProblem]

JO MAMA! JO MAMA! JO MAMA! Incineration! You are the insult master!

[h2orowe]

Yo mama! Classic Comeback!

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

JO MAMA! JO MAMA! JO MAMA! Incineration! You are the insult master!

Quiet down, attention whore.

[MajorProblem]

...You're not the boss of me!

(singsong)
LALALA! Look at MajorProblem, he is AWESOME! Like a freaking AWESOME superhero of AWESOMENESS!
Oh, look at me! AT ME!




...I'm sorry

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

...You're not the boss of me!

(singsong)
LALALA! Look at MajorProblem, he is AWESOME! Like a freaking AWESOME superhero of AWESOMENESS!
Oh, look at me! AT ME!




...I'm sorry

HAHA! Yes indeed, you are a MAJOR PROBLEM. :D

[MajorProblem]

First one today to make a joke about my name! Congratulations! In fact, I think you're the first on this board, a true miracle. You get a certificate and pride in knowing that you rox0r teh big!!!11

[Myrsilus]

Now that I think about it, Arlington is one hell of a place to go. A Six Flags and a waterpark on either side of the highway, a baseball stadium a few blocks away, a ton of restaurants, and now their building a new football stadium there.
Well I certaintly like a multitude of restaurants. I love sampling different types of food. Sounds fun.

[h2orowe]

I'm teh major problem
FUC K FKCOFK COKFO CKOFKCOKFOKCOKFOKCOKFOKCOKFOKCOK
lalalallaal
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lalalalala
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I got somin to say
I killed a baby today
and it doesn't matter much to me
as long as it's dead

I got somin to say
I raped your mother today
and it doesn't matter much to me
as long as she spread...

sweet lovely death I've waited for your breath
oh sweet death
One Last Caress!
One Last Caress we did!

[MajorProblem]

I'm teh major problem
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I got somin to say
I killed a baby today
and it doesn't matter much to me
as long as it's dead

I got somin to say
I raped your mother today
and it doesn't matter much to me
as long as she spread...

sweet lovely death I've waited for your breath
oh sweet death
One Last Caress!
One Last Caress we did!

Why does everyone hate me today? :( Besides, this thread is for postwhoring, and I'm shooting for #500

Edit: changed "forum" to "thread"

[h2orowe]

Halloween Halloweeeeen Halloweeen
I remember Halloween!

[MajorProblem]

Halloween...that's random, almost like pie random...

[h2orowe]

Do the citizens kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeel for sex, it's heaven... cumming on her chest! Hollywooooooooood babylon
Hollywooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood babylon!

[Kenshin]

Why do I always miss all the fun? :( But meh... anyway...

PANCAKES! (continuing the off-topicness of the thread... carry on.)

[Myrsilus]

Kenshin has a point. It's time we stand up for what we believe in.

[MajorProblem]

*stands up* This sucks *sits down*

[h2orowe]

Follow me my soldiers, it's do or die! RIDE OR DIE! FOR t3h H0rd3

[Rogue_7]

hordes are cool

[MajorProblem]

I still like pie

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Sex is good.

[MajorProblem]

I also like cheese.

[CNagy]

*Returns for the 200th, but stays his blade.* Live, and grow pathetically. When you have grown enough, I'll return. *fade to black*

[MajorProblem]

200th post!!!

EDIT: WHY?! WHHHYYYYY?!?!?!

[Myrsilus]

He's like the cowboy that comes in to kill the evil bandit and then leaves town.

[MajorProblem]

*cry* I had it, but he was waiting there the whole time...watching, and waiting for his time to strike. My revenge shall be painful and merciless. YOU HEAR ME, CNAGY?! I know you're there!

[Marblehead]

I'm posting

[Marblehead]

I'm posting again.

[Marblehead]

What do you know; another post.

[Myrsilus]

I raise you this post. What are you going to do about that, Mr. Poopypants?

[Marblehead]

oh lord, I posted again!

[Marblehead]

I raise you this post. What are you going to do about that, Mr. Poopypants?

Why i give you this post my fellatios friend!

[Marblehead]

And here I shall taunt you a second time!

[Myrsilus]

o.o Fellatios? Good lord, you idiot... How dare you!

I challenge you to the Kumite.

[Marblehead]

number 211

[Marblehead]

shit! number 213!


and you're on bitch!!!

[Marblehead]

I will prove I am the biggest post whore of the day!

[Pierrot le Fou]

I would like to point out that cnagy kicks some royal ass and has whoomped you all on this thread big time so far. Talk about ninja-like reflexes and agilty!

[Marblehead]

Heh mister! You want me to spam you? How 'bout a little flaming?

[Myrsilus]

I don't doubt you will win this post battle.

But can you defeat Jean-Claude Van Damme? No you can't. I am him. And I will do unnecessarily long yells when I do splits and kick you in the air. You have no chance. I've trained in many a montage.

[Marblehead]

Don't even try it!!

[Marblehead]

I don't doubt you will win this post battle.

But can you defeat Jean-Claude Van Damme? No you can't. I am him. And I will do unnecessarily long yells when I do splits and kick you in the air. You have no chance. I've trained in many a montage.


If you are him, you are old and stupid. Plus, you probably have a STD.

[Myrsilus]

If you are him, you are old and stupid. Plus, you probably have a STD.
Waaaaaeeeeeeeeyyyy! <Defeated>

[Marblehead]

***does a montage**

***typing worse than D_Pad***

Cut

***drinking cheap wine from Trader Joe's***

cut

[Myrsilus]

Gotta admit though... It's funny to watch his movies and see him do that "kiai" of his. And all flexing when he does it.

He came out in Lionheart, man... Lionheart...

[Marblehead]

***ROFL***

cut

***LOL***

cut

***AFK***

cut

[Marblehead]

I still Like Cyborg the best!

[Marblehead]

I remember seeing Death Warrant...

[Marblehead]

with a friend from High school...

[Marblehead]

i hated it...

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

I'm learnding!

[Marblehead]

he thought it was the greatest movie ever...

[Myrsilus]

Bloodsport will always be my favorite. How can you not love the song? Kumite! Kumite! Kumite!

[Marblehead]

I thought he was a big idiot for...

[Marblehead]

thinking that.

[Marblehead]

Yes, bloodsport is...

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Are you still a virgin?

[Marblehead]

Van Dam's best...

[Marblehead]

film.......

[Marblehead]

It's even better than...

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

You better not say masturbation.

[Marblehead]

Hard Target.

[Marblehead]

number 243

[Marblehead]

ok. I'm done. For now...

[Citizen]

At first I thought this was going to be a thread celebrating getting to 100 posts.

Oh well, I still have the honor(dishonor?) of being the first OP9 member to reach 100. And 200, and 300, and 400. Then Jay pulled way the fuck ahead. :D

[Pierrot le Fou]

NEW RULE:

- No consecutive posts!

[Citizen]

rules r 4 lewrurz!!1

[Pierrot le Fou]

Yeah, well, I know how much of a rule whore I am, but no deleting posts and no consecutive posts don't seem to be that excessive.

[Marblehead]

NEW RULE:

- No consecutive posts!


oh come off it man! Do you really care that much? :confused:

[Citizen]

Yeah, well, I know how much of a rule whore I am, but no deleting posts and no consecutive posts don't seem to be that excessive.

I have this to say:

Splurt.

[JustTooCrazy]

OMFGG!!!!

All your base are belong to us.

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[JustTooCrazy]

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[Marblehead]

balh, blah, baaaaaaa.....