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eyez0nme
03-01-2006, 03:25 AM
i dont know wtf is wrong with this kid, look for yourselves:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Rnuuk4jo8I&search=lunatic
paul
03-01-2006, 03:31 AM
Lets not turn this into another one of eyezonme's long discussion threads of anger. The kid obviously has issues, he needs help, the end.
NERD
03-01-2006, 03:34 AM
They should really take his thread making powers away.
Ozero
03-01-2006, 04:22 AM
isn't that how everyone plays minesweeper?
gyoza
03-01-2006, 04:41 AM
Makes me glad I gave up Football Manager, else I'd be like that kid.

Looks like he's playing an fps... his left hand's on the WASD keys.
Niff
03-01-2006, 05:11 AM
He's yelling about waiting for Unreal Tournament to load, I saw the one with translated subtitles.
rush
03-01-2006, 05:14 AM
He's yelling about waiting for Unreal Tournament to load, I saw the one with translated subtitles.

Can't say that I blame him for going apeshit.
ZaichikArky
03-01-2006, 05:43 AM
isn't that how everyone plays minesweeper?


HAHAHAHAHA!!

BTW, I trust everyone has seen that google video about that little 8 year old kid playing X-box live and screaming his head off at his mother for not giving him chocolate milk? XD
ZaichikArky
03-01-2006, 05:47 AM
He's yelling about waiting for Unreal Tournament to load, I saw the one with translated subtitles.


can you post the link to that version? I'd love to know what he's actually screaming about.
mugen
03-01-2006, 05:52 AM
it's in the games are the new crack thread
edit: I was bored http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNQP...%20german%20kid

but eyezoneme we do have a youtube thread ya know
Niff
03-01-2006, 08:23 AM
It's on youtube somewhere zaichi.. forgot the link exactly, sorry. But the search button is there somewhere. <_<
羽之助
03-01-2006, 09:03 AM
Thread Originator: eyez0nme
Thread Purpose: Flames, division
Thread Status: Derailed due to intelligence.
kyaa the catlord
03-01-2006, 09:05 AM
For a minute there I thought this was about me.
General_Failure
03-01-2006, 12:28 PM
500 feet of electric fence wire + 50,000watt powersupply = quiet kid


His parents must be deaf, I was expecting to see a belt buckle ping across his face :/
Praetorian
03-01-2006, 12:29 PM
It was staged. This kid recorded tons of videos like these.

(http://www.oyla14.de/cgi-bin/designs/70er_3/index.cgi?page=text&id=99484018&userid=21403357)

I can't see how anybody could think it wasn't staged.
mugen
03-01-2006, 12:34 PM
I think most of us asumed he had mental problems
Praetorian
03-01-2006, 12:38 PM
He probably has. Why would he record so many retarded videos of himself otherwise?

That said, he's probably happy he hit it big on the internet.
Decade
03-01-2006, 03:22 PM
Really? I thought he was cybering
Rogue_7
03-01-2006, 03:25 PM
that hurt my ears. and was really stupid.

2.7 seconds of my life... GONE!
c-rex
03-01-2006, 04:18 PM
That's odd, I recall clearly telling my minions to go possess me some hot swedish females. I didn't say shit about german boys.
Jay
03-01-2006, 04:27 PM
Sorry mastah, they were out of Swedes.
c-rex
03-01-2006, 04:32 PM
Right, go get me all the good looking girls in Texas then, we have to protect the poor darlings from NES.
Wiss
03-01-2006, 05:31 PM
Speaking of the chocolate milk kid: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7153152098207965240&q=chocolate+milk

Admittedly chocolate milk is really tasty but still this kid needs a bit of discipline in his life... I'd recommend a military academy.
Jay
03-01-2006, 05:35 PM
Right, go get me all the good looking girls in Texas then, we have to protect the poor darlings from NES.

/me rounds up all the hotties in Texas; boxes them up and ships them off to c-rex.
Wiss
03-01-2006, 05:36 PM
/me rounds up all the hotties in Texas; boxes them up and ships them off to c-rex.

Did you remember the air holes this time?
Jay
03-01-2006, 05:41 PM
I didn't forget the airholes last time...
c-rex
03-01-2006, 06:45 PM
Did you remember the air holes this time?
Well I only want girls that give good head, so they should be able to hold their breath for the trip. I'm trusting Jay next dayed them to me, so no big deal.
Wiss
03-01-2006, 08:06 PM
Hmmm... I've got some bumper hitches I need the chrome taken off of...
c-rex
03-01-2006, 08:40 PM
When they get here I'll see who grew up in a trailer park and send them your way.