So, uh...

[JebusHCripes]

...anyone got a torrent or other link to that Street Fucker movie? :D

I will profess to my dying day that I'm merely curious and that I'm in no way interested in pleasuring myself using said material, even though it pairs two of my favorite things in the whole world, that of pr0n and Street Fighter. If there were ice cream and peanut butter involved as well, that'd be another story. Interestingly enough, I happen to have an ample supply of both readily at hand for just such emergencies.

Seriously though, the hilarity factor alone is enough for me to want to see this thing, and let's face it, I just have to know. It's like one of those things like a train wreck, you know the bodies are there, it's going to be gruesome, and it's going to haunt you for the rest of your life in the corners of your mind but for some twisted, masochistic, base animal desire kind of way, you end up looking anyway. Every part of you immediately then screams at you, "GAH! I TOLD YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" while a small tiny part of you whispers from the dark, "aaaaahhhh".

-erm, yeah, so, like anybody hook me up?

And Az, dude, Japanese pr0n, while certainly not the best, is by far not the worst (with a few exceptions).

Cases in point (totally NOT work safe):

[Nope. -Az]

And that's just the tame stuff.

Granted, the web is a category all it's own for quantifying the kinds of fucked up shit that it spews forth, but compared to some of the stuff out there, Japanese pr0n is more amusing than anything.

Except the scat stuff. That's just fucked up anywhere you come across it.

Jebus

[Masa the Masta]

That HAS to be pornography.

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4061/aag6ox.jpg

[NERD]

I'm afraid to even click on those links.

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/4061/aag6ox.jpg

[JebusHCripes]

I would have thought that was obvious :)

But good point, a little warning couldn't hurt.

Jebus

[ZaichikArky]

no. he shouldn't be banned. I disagree. It's in context and there was a warning. Jezus. I got banned from this fucking pokemon community that my friend has been going to for years, and demanded I post there. I acted as I do here. I didn't give a shit because the mod who banned me had a personal grudge with me XD. I'd be VERY upset if I was banned from here, though.

[Masa the Masta]

no. he shouldn't be banned. I disagree. It's in context and there was a warning. Jezus. I got banned from this fucking pokemon community that my friend has been going to for years, and demanded I post there. I acted as I do here. I didn't give a shit because the mod who banned me had a personal grudge with me XD. I'd be VERY upset if I was banned from here, though.



There's kids here. Nothing more to say.

[ManiacLove]

There's kids here. Nothing more to say.


So? I'm tired of people censoring themselves for "Kids". What other windows do you think these kids have open? Certainly not the "Happy Time Muffin Gang". It's "Black Men on Asian Women Back-Door action". Do you think when a 13 year old goes to J-list.com he clicks the "18 & Over" Splash or the "Kiddie" one?

Besides, it's not like OP9 itself is so safe. There's porn reviews!

I just think it's madness so say.. Well here's this funny porn I reviewed.. and "Street Fucker" this, "Octopuss" that, "Michael Jackson Juice" here, but ban the man who linked to a pornographic site (with a warning!)!

I don't remember anyone being banned when they posted the bittorrent tracker to "Lolita Confinement Lesbians" (Which I did watch.).

[/soapbox]

However, ultimately it's Az's site, so whatever.

[Masa the Masta]

I'd like to think we haven't reached the uber liberal extremist ways.



But yeah, I guess you're right. When I have a son, I'll give him porn probably.

[Azrael]

A few things...

1. No banning, but please read the Rules and post accordingly.

2. The problem with porn links is that is suddenly makes me accountable if a parent finds their underage kid looking at it. I can talk about porn sure, but there's no link. So even if a parent found their kid looking at Lolita Confinement or Street Fucker, I can say (truthfully) that I provided no resources to these porns, the child sought it out and found it on their own. However, if there's a link...everything changes.

3. Japanese porn is the worst porn on Earth. Possibly ever created. Open your eyes to the truth.

[羽之助]

Does anyone have a collection of 'The Worst of Germany/Sweden' or something that could compete with Japan for worst porn ever?

[time99]

Curiosity killed the cat and I got what I deserved. i downloaded lolita confinement, and So, uh... yeah it was pretty stupid. Save your self time and bandwidth and hang up the towel on this one.

[Artful_Dodger]

There's kids here.
Now that is a ridiculous statement if I have ever heard one.

[Rogue_7]

Does anyone have a collection of 'The Worst of Germany/Sweden' or something that could compete with Japan for worst porn ever?

As someone of Germanic and Swedish descent I find your comment very, very offensive. Good job! :clap:

On another note, swedish chicks are pretty hot... remember the swedish bikini team?!?!

I'm thinkin Russian Porn. That would have to be really bad.. maybe it could involve mail order brides or something..... :boggled:

[JebusHCripes]

Sorry about the links Az, your point is taken, though in my defense, those weren't links directly to pr0n itself ala a torrent link, or any kind of direct link to anything that anyone couldn't have found via google.

And thanks for not flipping out about it either :)

Jebus

[Chinpokomon]

On another note, swedish chicks are pretty hot... remember the swedish bikini team?!?!


Yeah, not Swedish.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Bikini_Team

[kyaa the catlord]

Dreams trampled again.

[h2orowe]

Hey.. I kinda want to see Street Fucker... or at least the girl who played Chun, IN Chun clothing..
I have a thing for Chun-li >_>; it's been that way since age 2.
I don't watch porn, but I kinda want to see this just for the actress who plays Chun ;_; I just want to see her in the whole Chun get up. Someone please post a safe picture of Chun!!! please?
Also, I'd so tap the Sakura actress.

[gyoza]

Jaws?!?

Well if she closed her mouth she'd look okay.

[Kusoyaro]

NO! Hidden imperfections are still imperfections!
I don't sweep my stuff under the rug.