Mushu
08-24-2005, 01:35 AM
Last Friday was the last day of work of the summer job I had, it was a boring job.
One of my coworkers also a summer worker, said we should all go out on Friday and celebrate 2 days earlier and everyone agreed. Friday came and most people couldn’t come, bastards, so it was me and him. This guy is one funny mother fucker; he likes old school comedies such as Delirious, raw and Richer Pryor. He is on of the funnies Swedes I ever met.
We decided to go clubbing that night, but he wanted to get couple of beers before heading to the club. So we went to a pub he visits when he wants to have beer and hang with the fellas, it had 3 pool tables. We got a table and they started to drink and play pool.
I don’t drink, before it was because of religions reasons, but now a days I just don’t want to and people can’t comprehend that. After like an hour of drinking and playing pool (I get sugar high and after having couple glasses of sprite and coke I’m mister party). He came up to me and pointed to 3 girls sitting at a table across the room and told me he would give me 100 kr (12.87 USD) if I went to their table, faced one them, that had shoulder look, dark hair and said ‘Bonjour mademoiselles, I’m the French tickler, I’m here to please the women, I see you are bored oui oui?’ in the best French accent I could.
Now hundred 100 kr (12.87 USD) isn’t much but I wouldn’t come back empty handed when I got back. So I drank up the last glass of sprite, took a bite of the lemon slice and started walking towards the girls. On my way there I had to bite my tongue in order not to laugh before I reached them.
That hurt too much and having lemon juice still in mouth I didn’t want to cut my tongue so instead I start to make my hands into fists with my thumb inside and pressed gently. The girls didn’t notice me and kept talking to each, thank god. So I reach their table, they looked at me, I looked at them dead in the eyes and without breaking a laugh I said ‘Bonjour mademoiselles, I’m the French tickler, I’m here to please the women, took out my tongue and moved it quit fast up and down (like giving head to a girl, for you that didn’t get it) and before I could say the last part, the dark haired one bitch slapped me back to Bangkok.
My friend, while drinking his Guinness, saw this and sprayed the floor with the clunk he had in his mouth. The other girls looked shocked and the one that slapped me looked piss, which I don’t know why, because if I was a girl and a dark, handsome guy with bracer walked up to me and my friend and said that, I’d have laughed my ass, but I guess I’m not a girl and everyone isn’t like me.
I lend back, turned and started slowly to walk back to my friend while trying really hard not to laugh. Seeing as my friend, literally on floor laughing his guts out, I couldn’t hold it anymore and start to laugh myself, hard.
After 15min of hard laughing and 100 kr richer, I looked at the girls and they were all looking at us and laughing so we decided we would go over there and talk to them and explain the whole thing. So we went over to explain the whole and we ended up staying and chatting with them for an hour so when my friend asked them what they were going to do the rest of the night as we were heading to a club and asked them if they wanted to join us.
The dark haired one, Lisa, said that they were going to her house to play Sing start on the play station 2. My friend who also has the game, be the ways it’s a great game really, explained that he has the game and that loves it, so Lisa asked if we wanted to hang with them instead.
Now seeing that they were 3 and we were 2, I felt bad for the third girl as I had my eyes set on Lisa and my friend already picked one.
As smart or as horny I’m I said I could call up a friend who also likes Sing Star and had a car and he could pick us up if that was okay with them, they were more then happy.
I got one of those looks from my friend that said ‘Smooth move man, Stand up and take a bow’.
So I called up my friend and upon hearing there girls involved he said he would come as fast as he could and he did.
At Lisa’s house (her parents) we started playing Sing Star and had a blast. After an hour or so Lisa went to the kitchen to get drinks and I went after her to give her a hand. At the kitchen we started to talk and again she apologized and as a bastard as I’m I started to play the sympathy card. She explained that she thought I was cute the moment I walked in the pub and was checking me out the whole time I was there, and her friend was checking out my friend and when I walked to her, she was nervous as hell. And when I said the things I said she didn’t know how to react and I said actions speak louder then words and again she started to feel bad and apologize.
After couple of min of making out she walked to the living room, me behind her and informed the other she was going to sleep and that her room and her brothers room free as she was going to sleep in my parent’s room. Her family was at the country where they had a summer house.
So we went upstairs.
In the morning I got up and went to her room and her brother’s room and woke up my mates. I told her that I had to go to work early, which was party true. I’ve 2 jobs, one that end and one that's illegal at a restaurant, but I didn’t start work until 21 pm. So we left.
As my mate dropped me off home, he said he owned me one and I said big time.
Tired I walked up the stairs opened the front door went to my room and took my cloth off. I threw myself in bed and covered myself with the covering thinking why didn’t I get her phone number why, I could have hit that ass more…more…more…..while a smile across my face I fell in sleep at 7 am, not to be wake up till 7pm.
One of my coworkers also a summer worker, said we should all go out on Friday and celebrate 2 days earlier and everyone agreed. Friday came and most people couldn’t come, bastards, so it was me and him. This guy is one funny mother fucker; he likes old school comedies such as Delirious, raw and Richer Pryor. He is on of the funnies Swedes I ever met.
We decided to go clubbing that night, but he wanted to get couple of beers before heading to the club. So we went to a pub he visits when he wants to have beer and hang with the fellas, it had 3 pool tables. We got a table and they started to drink and play pool.
I don’t drink, before it was because of religions reasons, but now a days I just don’t want to and people can’t comprehend that. After like an hour of drinking and playing pool (I get sugar high and after having couple glasses of sprite and coke I’m mister party). He came up to me and pointed to 3 girls sitting at a table across the room and told me he would give me 100 kr (12.87 USD) if I went to their table, faced one them, that had shoulder look, dark hair and said ‘Bonjour mademoiselles, I’m the French tickler, I’m here to please the women, I see you are bored oui oui?’ in the best French accent I could.
Now hundred 100 kr (12.87 USD) isn’t much but I wouldn’t come back empty handed when I got back. So I drank up the last glass of sprite, took a bite of the lemon slice and started walking towards the girls. On my way there I had to bite my tongue in order not to laugh before I reached them.
That hurt too much and having lemon juice still in mouth I didn’t want to cut my tongue so instead I start to make my hands into fists with my thumb inside and pressed gently. The girls didn’t notice me and kept talking to each, thank god. So I reach their table, they looked at me, I looked at them dead in the eyes and without breaking a laugh I said ‘Bonjour mademoiselles, I’m the French tickler, I’m here to please the women, took out my tongue and moved it quit fast up and down (like giving head to a girl, for you that didn’t get it) and before I could say the last part, the dark haired one bitch slapped me back to Bangkok.
My friend, while drinking his Guinness, saw this and sprayed the floor with the clunk he had in his mouth. The other girls looked shocked and the one that slapped me looked piss, which I don’t know why, because if I was a girl and a dark, handsome guy with bracer walked up to me and my friend and said that, I’d have laughed my ass, but I guess I’m not a girl and everyone isn’t like me.
I lend back, turned and started slowly to walk back to my friend while trying really hard not to laugh. Seeing as my friend, literally on floor laughing his guts out, I couldn’t hold it anymore and start to laugh myself, hard.
After 15min of hard laughing and 100 kr richer, I looked at the girls and they were all looking at us and laughing so we decided we would go over there and talk to them and explain the whole thing. So we went over to explain the whole and we ended up staying and chatting with them for an hour so when my friend asked them what they were going to do the rest of the night as we were heading to a club and asked them if they wanted to join us.
The dark haired one, Lisa, said that they were going to her house to play Sing start on the play station 2. My friend who also has the game, be the ways it’s a great game really, explained that he has the game and that loves it, so Lisa asked if we wanted to hang with them instead.
Now seeing that they were 3 and we were 2, I felt bad for the third girl as I had my eyes set on Lisa and my friend already picked one.
As smart or as horny I’m I said I could call up a friend who also likes Sing Star and had a car and he could pick us up if that was okay with them, they were more then happy.
I got one of those looks from my friend that said ‘Smooth move man, Stand up and take a bow’.
So I called up my friend and upon hearing there girls involved he said he would come as fast as he could and he did.
At Lisa’s house (her parents) we started playing Sing Star and had a blast. After an hour or so Lisa went to the kitchen to get drinks and I went after her to give her a hand. At the kitchen we started to talk and again she apologized and as a bastard as I’m I started to play the sympathy card. She explained that she thought I was cute the moment I walked in the pub and was checking me out the whole time I was there, and her friend was checking out my friend and when I walked to her, she was nervous as hell. And when I said the things I said she didn’t know how to react and I said actions speak louder then words and again she started to feel bad and apologize.
After couple of min of making out she walked to the living room, me behind her and informed the other she was going to sleep and that her room and her brothers room free as she was going to sleep in my parent’s room. Her family was at the country where they had a summer house.
So we went upstairs.
In the morning I got up and went to her room and her brother’s room and woke up my mates. I told her that I had to go to work early, which was party true. I’ve 2 jobs, one that end and one that's illegal at a restaurant, but I didn’t start work until 21 pm. So we left.
As my mate dropped me off home, he said he owned me one and I said big time.
Tired I walked up the stairs opened the front door went to my room and took my cloth off. I threw myself in bed and covered myself with the covering thinking why didn’t I get her phone number why, I could have hit that ass more…more…more…..while a smile across my face I fell in sleep at 7 am, not to be wake up till 7pm.