Now I've seen it all.... I hope!

[Rogue_7]

I work the desk in a library. As anybody who works customer service jobs knows, you see some crazy shit. Now I've seen everything you can see in a customer service job. I hope. First, a bit of background. Monday morning our Rudy, our janitor, comes down from the upstairs conference room with a wine bottle in a plastic bag. The wine bottle is filled with... Urine! W00t. He said he wasn't sure if it was from the time on Friday when the bathrooms were closed, or if it is from Saturday and somebody was way to lazy to go down to the basement and piss. Rudy was like, I don't want to think about whats next. Well whats next hit tonight. Oh yes, you know whats coming. This evening some woman comes in and says to me "Somebody had an 'accident' in your entryway. It smells a lot, you might want to look at it." Sure enough somebody managed, in a busy entryway with lots of windows, to take a shit. A nice, smelly, watery, shit. I mean what. the. fuck. Its a Library for cryin out loud. Why you shittin in the entryway of a library? Gack.

[Benaire]

Wow thats just gross, but when you have to go you have to go.

[Firefly]

They made bathrooms for a reason.

Perhaps it was a dog?

[Calz]

wow...
that's insane.

I want to know who did it, because I can't imagine anyone doing somthing like that
well almost anyone

[Rogue_7]

They made bathrooms for a reason.

Perhaps it was a dog?

we thought about that. If it was a dog, it was a really big dog. A really big dog with the runs. *sigh* yeah, I'm sure it was human. I suppose they just couldnt quite make it to the bathrooms here, at least I hope thats it. If it was intentional, then, that is seriously messed up!

[Henjin]

I've got a sensitive stomach, but come on... Any relatively healthy adult should be able to hold it...

[akitaka]

Survieillance video, or no? I'm surprised the culprit wasn't noticed.

[AUD21]

Survieillance video, or no? I'm surprised the culprit wasn't noticed.
I would think that to. At my local library the librarians sit at a desk facing the entrance. The entrance is a glass hallway and everyone can see in. It would take some skill to pull off relieving yourself there.

[Shadowknight]

This is one of many stories I've heard where some insane customer takes a dump in a business, usually IN FRONT OF THE CASHIER, or else in a changing room.

Yes, the gene pool needs some chlorine poured into it.

[moo]

I'm not sure if I have talked about this before in this forum, but in my current High school a genius(senior I believe) had a very bright idea for a prank. He bottled piss over the course of several days, thus making it stale. Then He spillied it all over the stairs and escalators. Now mind you this is a big school(10 stories give or take). So both of the main staircases smelled horribly, and were sticky, as well as the escalators. BOTH of the times he did it, it was not fun.

Luckily he got caught storing the stale piss before he got around to doing it again.

[Shadowknight]

Now I'm having flashbacks to the story about AB3s gaming group where one of the players had a TON of filled mountain dew bottles. One of the players wanted a drink, after being told no, he offered to pay for it. The player then admitted he was too lazy to go upstairs to use the bathroom, so he peed in empty soda bottles. There were DOZENS of these bottles around.

This guy also has even worse stories about his group, but I'm not going into them here.

[Pretentious]

Reminds me of a story from when I was in 8th grade. It's the end of the day and we're nearing our bus stop. Well, one of the guys decides he has to go then and there, nonchalantly walks to the very back of the bus, and proceeds to take a piss. We got a laugh out of it, as disgusting as it was.

[Myrsilus]

That's horrible, but not necessarily uncommon. Many times the people who do this are homeless or poor. They just come into the library and take a dump or piss, then leave.

This reminds me of a horrible prank that some Sophomores at my school thought up... There was a pep rally, and they had brought water balloons filled with urine. They tossed them into the stands at all the people, soaking a few in the urine. Disgusting and very dangerous...

[Rogue_7]

That's horrible, but not necessarily uncommon. Many times the people who do this are homeless or poor. They just come into the library and take a dump or piss, then leave.


well, we do have restrooms. Flush toilets and all! Don't have to use the entryway. *sigh*