Uh oh...

[Darkblade]

http://www.darkblade.de/op9/ceilingcat.jpg

[NERD]

What makes you think this belongs in the General Discussion, and not Room With Padded Walls?

[Darkblade]

had the wrong line open. i wanted it in creativity actually.

Mods? help? a little help here?

[Kusoyaro]

hahaha this whole predicament is ridiculous.

[Jay]

I don't care if the cat watches me knock one out. It's a CAT. It's not likely to run off and tell on me.

[King Kong]

If I ever see a cat drill a hole in my ceiling, then watching me masturbate, is the last thing he/she will see.

What a perv.

[Kusoyaro]

but it might be perving on you, like "w00tm i'd mack that!1!!" and then it jumps down and tries to have sex with you

[Jay]

but it might be perving on you, like "w00tm i'd mack that!1!!" and then it jumps down and tries to have sex with you

I'll gently but firmly pull it off me then put it outside.

[Kusoyaro]

well, that's the difference between you and me

[Baani]

I hate cats =/

Once, it was 3 am and I was sitting in the study, facing the window and I looked up and I saw a cat staring back at me. It was sitting on the fence between my house and my neighbours. Shit that was scary.

[Darkblade]

I'll gently but firmly pull it off

nice pun :)

[Jay]

nice pun :)

:duh: I wish you hadn't worked it out yet.

Smarty pants. :hat:

[Kusoyaro]

cats are awesome. in many cultures they are respected and yes, even worshipped. in ancient egypt, if there was a fire in a household, they firefighters would rescue teh cat before the people, and if the cat died, they househead would shave his or her eyebrows. only when they'd grown back would the grieving period be over. such is the command of cats. they are even superior treatment to dogs, because they are unleashed and go about their business on their own. however, sometimes when a cat is bad, we put a leash on him, and is demonstrated here:

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pIuxx1VYmtQs99yMQH0lZTH7iZoIXTpyvtB9Qy_uij3qWJgJ QQ0c2DZHvte8hejwffgvIh1uF4DlObdtvsDoiviQk16bHZH8M-CFPZuHdVVS4fw0TynmYTacxxnd6R1nDygPRjLgH2c0

The End.

Edit: Butt fur?

[kyaa the catlord]

I'll gently but firmly pull it off me then put it outside.

I put on my wizard hat and cape.

[Jay]

It's robe and wizard hat newbie. :P

[Kusoyaro]

Wha? i do't get it!?

[Baani]

cats are awesome. in many cultures they are respected and yes, even worshipped. in ancient egypt, if there was a fire in a household, they firefighters would rescue teh cat before the people, and if the cat died, they househead would shave his or her eyebrows. only when they'd grown back would the grieving period be over. such is the command of cats. they are even superior treatment to dogs, because they are unleashed and go about their business on their own. however, sometimes when a cat is bad, we put a leash on him, and is demonstrated here:

http://tk.files.storage.msn.com/x1pIuxx1VYmtQs99yMQH0lZTH7iZoIXTpyvtB9Qy_uij3qWJgJ QQ0c2DZHvte8hejwffgvIh1uF4DlObdtvsDoiviQk16bHZH8M-CFPZuHdVVS4fw0TynmYTacxxnd6R1nDygPRjLgH2c0

The End.

Lol, in my culture, people are not generally fond of cats, especially a black cat. There are alot of superstitions attached with them for examples If a cat crosses your path, then you should take another path because its bad luck. I dont believe in any of that, I just dont like them. =/

[Kusoyaro]

what culture is that?

[Baani]

what culture is that?

Indian. :teacher:

[Kusoyaro]

lol, i see. :watson: shoulda figured from your name.

[Darkblade]

Indian. :teacher:

hmm would you be freaked out if a cow had been staring at you at 3 am? (those are holy animals for Indian cultures arent they? or am I mixing up Indian and Hindu again....)

[Baani]

lol, i see. :watson: shoulda figured from your name.

Yeah, most Indians dont though. You're Sikh I assume.

[Baani]

hmm would you be freaked out if a cow had been staring at you at 3 am? (those are holy animals for Indian cultures arent they? or am I mixing up Indian and Hindu again....)

I've lived in India for 14 years, I'm not scared of cows. :P And yeah, those are holy animals for hindus, I'm Indian but not Hindu.

[Darkblade]

I apologise then.

I however would be freaked out if I looked out my window and saw a cow at 3 am.

....of course I live in the middle of the city, and on the 4th floor... so Id be super-freaked out..

[Kusoyaro]

ya, sikh.
haha, darkblade, why is it that everyone think hindus are the only people in india. well, they are the majority, but it's like saying the us is a wasp land. i say NAY, good sir!
when i went to india, my neighbors used to own cows. i used to chuick rocks at it (small pebbles, really), and it used to snort and yell at me.
not really yell, but look.

[Baani]

I apologise then.

I however would be freaked out if I looked out my window and saw a cow at 3 am.

....of course I live in the middle of the city, and on the 4th floor... so Id be super-freaked out..

Haha, I live in Australia, in the suburbs, I've seen 3 feet long snakes in my backyard. :)

[Bob]

when i went to india, my neighbors used to own cows. i used to chuick rocks at it (small pebbles, really), and it used to snort and yell at me.

Were you high when the cow "yelled" at you?

[Baani]

ya, sikh.
haha, darkblade, why is it that everyone think hindus are the only people in india. well, they are the majority, but it's like saying the us is a wasp land. i say NAY, good sir!
when i went to india, my neighbors used to own cows. i used to chuick rocks at it (small pebbles, really), and it used to snort and yell at me.
not really yell, but look.

Lol, cows can be really scary at times, especially when they stare at you. =/

[Kusoyaro]

haha, i wasn't high, and they ARE scary. or at least TREMENDOUSLY sad.

[Jay]

Biggest duh point of the day. (http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128522&postcount=19)

Haha, I live in Australia, in the suburbs, I've seen 3 feet long snakes in my backyard. :)

I live in Australia in the bush - I see longer snakes crawling through my yard all the time in summer. Have to kill them with shovels too. >_<

[Darkblade]

I think cows are misunderstood. sure they say "moo", but similar to many asian languages, its not the WORD, but the pronunciation of the word that carries the meaning.

[Jay]

Cows in my parts (and we have a LOT of cows out here) only SAY "moo" one way.

[Baani]

Biggest duh point of the day. (http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128522&postcount=19)

I live in Australia in the bush - I see longer snakes crawling through my yard all the time in summer. Have to kill them with shovels too. >_<

haha, sucks for you.

[Jay]

Not really. Snakes are predictable. If they come at you, you can jump over them. (At least with the ones in these parts.)

Spiders, on the other hand, are so small they can fit anywhere without you knowing and come out to say hi at really inappropriate times.

[kyaa the catlord]

Biggest duh point of the day. (http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showpost.php?p=128522&postcount=19)



I live in Australia in the bush - I see longer snakes crawling through my yard all the time in summer. Have to kill them with shovels too. >_<

http://webpages.charter.net/snetherton999/sayi3.jpg

We have those. 4-8 feet long. Not fun when they get pissed too. Fricking constrictors.

[Baani]

Not really. Snakes are predictable. If they come at you, you can jump over them. (At least with the ones in these parts.)

Spiders, on the other hand, are so small they can fit anywhere without you knowing and come out to say hi at really inappropriate times.

So true, I'm not generally scared of spiders but since I've moved to Australia, I admit, I have been a little paranoid.

[Jay]

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/webprojects2004/walters/gwardar.jpg
http://www.mossproducts.com.au/Garden%20Decor/images-gd/GD11720.jpg

And, over east, THE most poisonous snake in the world...

http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/venoms/images/00_final/taipan.jpg

[Jay]

So true, I'm not generally scared of spiders but since I've moved to Australia, I admit, I have been a little paranoid.

I'm not afraid of a whole lot, but spiders rate VERY highly on things I'm wary of and cautious around.

We get the most poisonous spiders in the world here in the bush. Redbacks, black house spiders, mouse spiders... not fun. All VERY poisonous.

[Darkblade]

the only thing Im scared of are sharks.. and ONLY if Im in water I cant see the bottom of, such as the middle of the ocean. Its not the shark that Im afraid of now that I think about it, rather the uncertainty of a sudden painful death with no chance of "getting out of the way"

Other than that.. Nothing scary for me

[Jay]

Yeah, that's pretty much the only thing that would worry me. Being out in the ocean with no rescue would be pretty freaky.

[MNJetter]

I apologise then.

I however would be freaked out if I looked out my window and saw a cow at 3 am.

....of course I live in the middle of the city, and on the 4th floor... so Id be super-freaked out..

Haha, that image gave me the biggest laugh of the day. :rofl:
Even bigger than this morning when one of my junior high schoolers accidentally said that my head was a pencil-case during English class.

[BloodReign]

Hey Bro you forgot about having the most poisonous Spiders in the world aswell here in Australia.
There's the Thunnelweb and of course the Trapdoor Spiders on the Eastcoast.
and with the snakes you showed 2 of them were Tiapans. One being a Coastsl Tiapan that can be found in Northern Queensland through to the Northern Territory and then you have the Inland Tiapan that can be for mostly in the deserts of northern Australia.
Besides those we have it pretty damn good with something like 8 of the 10 most dangerous snakes world wide right here in Oz.

[kyaa the catlord]

Pretty snakies.

[Jay]

Hey Bro you forgot about having the most poisonous Spiders in the world aswell here in Australia.

No I didn't. Look below the snake post. ;)

and with the snakes you showed 2 of them were Tiapans. One being a Coastsl Tiapan that can be found in Northern Queensland through to the Northern Territory and then you have the Inland Tiapan that can be for mostly in the deserts of northern Australia.
Besides those we have it pretty damn good with something like 8 of the 10 most dangerous snakes world wide right here in Oz.

Yeah, I know, lucky us huh? :P

Long time no see mate. Where have you been, on the road again?

[BloodReign]

Yep yep out on the road touring again. Been sometime though so thought that I should drop by and say G-day

[Jay]

G'day. ;)

Who were you touring with this time?

[BloodReign]

out on my own doing some new shit with some friends
been doing country shows on the east coast
had a good time though.

[decswxaqz]

Cows are evil - proof (http://www.protectingthetaste.com/theCattlegrid/theEvidence/)
(Quite small videos but the site I usually get adverts from requires membership now :()

[Jay]

That was beautiful. :rofl:

[Baani]

Lol, good stuff.

[Decade]

wow. Not to throw an insult at you, but while we're posting funny forum pics...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/gay16.jpg

and one more related to the first post:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg

[Jay]

In relation to your first picture:

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/YAWN/heston.jpg

[Masa the Masta]

I don't know why, but for some reason everytime I read Jay's posts about poisonous and dangerous animals, I kept imagining Jay actually saying these things in a Steve Irwin-ish kinda way.

:watson: Jay, the snake killa.

[Jay]

Quite an acceptable thing to imagine. I mean he HAS totally bastardised Australia's image.

[Masa the Masta]

Quite an acceptable thing to imagine. I mean he HAS totally bastardised Australia's image.

Did you ever see Rocko's modern life??

That was a great show. He was Australian too. Rocko that is.

[Jay]

That show was so fucking awesome I wanted to cry when they took it off.

Heffa FTW.

[Masa the Masta]

That show was so fucking awesome I wanted to cry when they took it off.

Heffa FTW.

Can I imagine you as Rocko?

I wanna be Spunky.

[Jay]

Oh, but Masa my friend, you're ALREADY my dog. No need to characterise us.

[Baani]

I'm waiting for the new season of scrubs to start.

[Jay]

Scrubs is a brilliant show. I love how there's not really fake audience laughter every seven seconds.