View Full Version : Who wants to get their balls cut off?
Expert Insomniac
08-23-2005, 10:14 AM
So. Here is an interesting story that teaches two important lessons. Number one: be careful what you say on the internet. number two: no matter how odd you feel you are, there are always people who will make you feel normal.
Let's go back to a time. A time when I was thirteen, and like many then, my internet access was controlled by the dominatrix AOL. I was talking to a friend of my online, and she had just gone through what qualifies at the age of thirteen as a horrible break-up. (Lasted a whole two weeks!) Now, me and my friends were big fans of the online profiles that members could have. There was a space for a personal quote, so to cheer up my friend, I changed my personal quote to: The answer to all of life's little problems is castration.
A silly, harmless joke between some just barely pubescent girls who didn't really hate men, right?
The next day, I opened my in-box to find some thirty new e-mails. All from middle aged men (mostly in New York, for reasons I don't understand) offering to fly me out to wherever they lived if I would just pretty please with sugar on top castrate them.
Wow.
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 10:22 AM
O.o Okay... I'm not wanting to understand that too much, but ew. Ew ew. They wanted you to visit so you could castrate them? Oh my manhood aches with the sorrow of billions.
New York is serious business it seems.
Nights_into_dreams
08-23-2005, 11:01 AM
Umm...
Wow.
But hey, if there are people that go to Washington state to do this (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html), then what can you honestly expect out of people?
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 11:11 AM
Umm...
Wow.
But hey, if there are people that go to Washington state to do this (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html), then what can you honestly expect out of people?
Oh man, LMAO. Damn I'm sorry it's wrong to laugh, but ha ha the guy died having sex with a horse! Ha ha ha!
Nights_into_dreams
08-23-2005, 11:33 AM
Oh man, LMAO. Damn I'm sorry it's wrong to laugh, but ha ha the guy died having sex with a horse! Ha ha ha!
Yeah...
But just imagine the funeral for the poor guy. I mean seriously, how could you possibly keep a straight face during the eulogy when they are talking about the kind of death he had?
Anyways, apparently, the train of thought in Washington about why this sort of thing isn't illegal is because wellll...
Not many of the lawmakers in the capital figured this sort of thing would become an issue or need to be addressed.
Wishful thinking.
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 11:37 AM
Ha ha! "At least he died doing what he loved... his horse." Poor bastard.
Really? That's just sad. There was a similar problem for California when people started digging up corpses to have sex with them, but there was no law against it because the state never saw any need to impose a law. So they just went... wild. x.x
Castration fetishes, beastiality, and necrophilia... Great.
D-pad
08-23-2005, 11:43 AM
How can anyone get off on doing horses and dead bodies, I mean even I'm not that sick...........
Nights_into_dreams
08-23-2005, 11:51 AM
How can anyone get off on doing horses and dead bodies, I mean even I'm not that sick...........
Could be worse.
They could be gettin their jollies from castrating dead animals.
And I heard about that necrophilia thing in Cali...
Sick.
"Hey Cletus, this one's a real purtty one. She's plump and full o maggots!"
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 11:53 AM
Har har har... these Califnornians sure are interesting. Not like us Texans. We're cowboys, we can't do things like that. Not even farm fun.
Castrating dead animals? I bet you someone out there loves that.
So wait there are men out there who actually want to get castrated?
wow, just wow
Castrating dead animals? I bet you someone out there loves that.
yeah... I think I might know him
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 12:03 PM
I hope you're joking. x.x I was just thinking that there is a fetish for everything out there, but I sure hope you don't know anyone with this recently thought up one.
Nights_into_dreams
08-23-2005, 12:04 PM
Har har har... these Califnornians sure are interesting. Not like us Texans. We're cowboys, we can't do things like that. Not even farm fun.
Yeah...you just make all your perverts do stuff like this (http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,53075,00.html).
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 12:08 PM
Yeah...you just make all your perverts do stuff like this (http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,53075,00.html).
Yeah but those bastards come from everywhere. Not just exclusive here.
For a moment, I thought it was a branding fetish. That'd be odd.
Nights_into_dreams
08-23-2005, 12:27 PM
Yeah but those bastards come from everywhere. Not just exclusive here.
For a moment, I thought it was a branding fetish. That'd be odd.
Actually, I was referring to the whole sign on the front yard thing.
But branding could be a type of bondage torture, I guess...
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 12:29 PM
Oh yeah, we sure do. And I am damn proud that we decided to make them have the sign. It makes the neighborhoods safer. Many other places should do this so people won't be so unaware of who is living near their children.
Nights_into_dreams
08-23-2005, 12:52 PM
Oh yeah, we sure do. And I am damn proud that we decided to make them have the sign. It makes the neighborhoods safer. Many other places should do this so people won't be so unaware of who is living near their children.
That bugs me actually...
Punishing someone post ex facto is explicitly against the Constitution, and yet by making a person register in a sexual offender database subjects them to being harassed by the general public once they are released.
And don't think that the general public doesn't, because they do...
That bugs me actually...
Punishing someone post ex facto is explicitly against the Constitution, and yet by making a person register in a sexual offender database subjects them to being harassed by the general public once they are released.
Ex post facto, or "after the deed", requires an action which is not (at the time of commission) illegal; and is only prosecuted after a law is passed - in other words, retroactive justice. An absurd example of this would be if one wore green socks on Monday, and a law was passed on Tuesday that prohibited the wearing of green socks, prosecuting a person for wearing green socks on Monday would be (basic) ex post facto.
To be honest, I'm not sure how Bouie v. City of Columbia would play into this.
Back to the topic, I have two words: (1) Elastrator, and (2) Burdizzo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burdizzo)
*shudder*
Nights_into_dreams
08-23-2005, 01:36 PM
Ex post facto, or "after the deed", requires an action which is not (at the time of commission) illegal; and is only prosecuted after a law is passed - in other words, retroactive justice. An absurd example of this would be if one wore green socks on Monday, and a law was passed on Tuesday that prohibited the wearing of green socks, prosecuting a person for wearing green socks on Monday would be (basic) ex post facto.
To be honest, I'm not sure how Bouie v. City of Columbia would play into this.
Eep. Sorry. That's prolly why I failed latin...
Back to the topic, I have two words: (1) Elastrator, and (2) Burdizzo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burdizzo)
*shudder*[/QUOTE]
...okay, now I'm curious. How in the world did you happen across that?...
Eep. Sorry. That's prolly why I failed latin... Jurisprudence, in terms of case law, precedents, and rulings is more than confusing enough without the Latin - don't feel too bad. I'm also fairly certain that your Latin is much better than mine. ;)
...okay, now I'm curious. How in the world did you happen across that?...
I originally read about it some years back on BME (with pictures) - just goes to show that looking random things up in a dictionary or encyclopedia can be dangerous. Wikipedia's entry on the Burdizzo is the best I can do at the moment, thanks to the proxy server here at work.
Personally, I can't imagine utilizing such a tool on myself; according to BME, many people can't as the pain is so intense. So they have someone else do it for them - preferably a good friend - that is a conversation that I don't think my imagination can do justice to.
Nights_into_dreams
08-23-2005, 02:04 PM
Personally, I can't imagine utilizing such a tool on myself; according to BME, many people can't as the pain is so intense. So they have someone else do it for them - preferably a good friend - that is a conversation that I don't think my imagination can do justice to.
Wow...
That must be quite a friend for them to be willing to castrate you as a personal favor...how could you even ASK someone to do this? O.O
CuPoNoOdLe
08-23-2005, 04:55 PM
My Bestfriend and I love making threats to guys at school about kicking them in the crotch.
Does that count as castration if we give a swift enough kick?
akitaka
08-23-2005, 05:33 PM
Thanks a lot you punks; I'm not eating Kobe beef again.
JudoPorkChop
08-23-2005, 05:41 PM
But nutcrushed cows make for some tasty meat!
Praetorian
08-23-2005, 06:05 PM
Does that count as castration if we give a swift enough kick?
Uh, yes. Definetly. That and you're evil.
tekkan
08-23-2005, 06:18 PM
It times like these when I'm glad I'm male. No random emails from middle aged men asking me to castrate them. Very disturbing. That is why its usually best not to fill our your online profile thing unless you want to be hounded by sex-deprived males..of all ages.
P.S. Don't kick guys in the junk. It really hurts. REALLY. For the love of all living things, if your angry at us, just shoot us in the leg or something. But please, leave the boys in peace.
Mojinr
08-23-2005, 06:58 PM
I find that story enlightening and distrubing. And to think... most parents believe pedophiles, gangsters, and Goths are the worst thing on the internet.
deepbluevibes
08-24-2005, 02:01 AM
number two: no matter how odd you feel you are, there are always people who will make you feel normal.
doubt it. havent met one yet.
Expert Insomniac
08-24-2005, 02:54 AM
doubt it. havent met one yet.
But you've at least heard of someone, right? I mean, take Michael Jackson even... whether you believe he's a pedophile or not, regardless of that he is a really weird guy.
Now I'm curious to find out more about you...
And a plea to the ladies: it is wise to use great discretion with the kicking of the balls... it is an incredibly harsh punishment, that should be deserved for stalkers and wanna-be rapists.
Especially considering that there are some fairly unknown yet incredidbly painful points on women they can reciprocate with.
And because the topic was brought up, I'm not sure if anyone else knew this, but Catherine the Great died because she was crushed by a horse while trying to have sex with it. Imagine being known for hundreds of years, as the girl who got crushed trying to do a horse.
And because the topic was brought up, I'm not sure if anyone else knew this, but Catherine the Great died because she was crushed by a horse while trying to have sex with it. Imagine being known for hundreds of years, as the girl who got crushed trying to do a horse.
Catherine the Great died from a stroke, no equine involved. While Catherine the Great supposedly had a lavish boudior, and a number of affairs with the nobility - the myth itself is a construction of palace intrigues to paint her in an unfavorable light.
Wikipedia: Myths related to Catherine the Great (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_myths_related_to_Catherine_II_of_Russia)
Historical Myths: The death of Catherine the Great (http://europeanhistory.about.com/od/catherinethegreat/a/histmyths1.htm) (Popups)
akitaka
08-24-2005, 03:30 AM
Ball kicking is nothing compared to a condition a friend of mine had; his right testicle's "line" twisted, and through a period of 15 hours he had pain that was described by his doctor as "worse than pregnancy". At least being kicked fades after given time, but he had to have surgery after the doctor could not twist it back in the right position.
This is a guy that works out often, eats right, and doesn't have any bad habits. He isn't even a heavy drinker. Out of the blue, BAM; Torsion.
Luckily he had it treated before the cut blood flow killed...well you know.
Expert Insomniac
08-24-2005, 04:17 AM
Awww... now I'm sad... the one thing that got me through my high school history class was hoping I'd hear more interesting tidbits... this is like finding out that Santa Claus doesn't exist...
Not that I'm a fan of women mating with horses. However, I am a huge fan of embarassment enscribed in history.
Damn akitaka... even I was getting symapthy pains from that story. Just... ah. Wrong.
Awww... now I'm sad... the one thing that got me through my high school history class was hoping I'd hear more interesting tidbits... this is like finding out that Santa Claus doesn't exist...
Not that I'm a fan of women mating with horses. However, I am a huge fan of embarassment enscribed in history.
Sorry about being a killjoy. While the whole horse-humping bit is downright scandalous, there is quite a bit of rather vile and odious behavior throughout history.
Remember how I mentioned Catherine the Great's boudoir?
It was decorated both lavishly and bawdy manner; the most skilled artisans to be had were those who did the frescos, reliefs, and other artwork for the Russian churches.
Or Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh's comments:
"If you stay here much longer, you'll be all slitty-eyed."
"Still throwing spears?"
Politicians are famous for stuff like this.
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