The incoherent babbling thread.

[Jay]

Got a random thought on your mind that doesn't pertain to anything in particular? Just have the urge to SHOUT something to the world?

Do it here. ;)

[Shamu]

Thanks Jay ;) I was just going to do this!
I have no idea what to type, I just feel like saying something. So I'll be random! and not make sense, and make lots of typos (if you hate that, i suggest you not read on any further)

I'm in a really silly mood and im really bored. Anyone else out there bored too?
It's hard for me to take anything seriously right now either...so sorry for all the random spam, because i have a feeling this is going to turn into spam central. YEAH SPAM! wtf am i saying? i don't know...it's the incoherent babbling thread...there for...randomness rules!!!! :p

I apolagize for all typos, randomness, and general wtf? I'm running on little sleep and lots of caffeine!

[Jay]

Thanks Jay ;) I was just going to do this!
I have no idea what to type, I just feel like saying something. So I'll be random! And not make sense, and make lots of typos (If you hate that, i suggest you not read on any further)

I'm in a really silly mood and im really bored. Anyone else out there bored too?
It's hard for me to take anything seriously right now either... so sorry for all the random spam, because I have a feeling this is going to turn into spam central. YEAH SPAM! WTF am I saying? Ii don't know...it's the incoherent babbling thread...therefore... randomness rules!!!! :p

I apologize for all typos, randomness, and general WTF? I'm running on little sleep and lots of caffeine!

There, I corrected all your typos. I'm sure you feel better now. :)

[Shamu]

Thanks Jay. I feel SO much better now! :rolleyes: and ya didn't fix very much...

[Praetorian]

There, I corrected all your typos. I'm sure you feel better now. :)

You didn't. You corrected them in US English, whilst you are talking Brittish English. So for you, you still made typos.

[Jay]

You didn't. You corrected them in US English, whilst you are talking Brittish English. So for you, you still made typos.

No. The only thing I corrected was the spelling.

Therefore, I am right.

[MajorProblem]

A MOSQUITO JUST FLEW UP MY NOSE!!! It tickled like nothing before

[Jay]

Wher's the point and laugh emote when you need it?

[Praetorian]

No. The only thing I corrected was the spelling.

Therefore, I am right.


Note how this is the incoherent babbling thread. The only thread where I can be, and consciously are, wrong.

It was just that. Incoherent rambling.

Fear my ability to get out of any 'rock and hard place' situation unscathed and make it look easy.

[Shamu]

WooHoo! and the randomness continues!!!!!!

[scan2001]

That bananas son!

[Shamu]

That bananas son!
The shit is banana's, b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
And now, my three year old would like to type something for ya'll ;)
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Can you tell the space bar is her favorite key?

[Thespis]

The shit is banana's, b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
And now, my three year old would like to type something for ya'll ;)
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Can you tell the space bar is her favorite key?
What space bar? ;)

[Myrsilus]

This one. <thwacks him with a giant space bar> Smited!

[Jay]

Bumpity bump!

[Myrsilus]

Hey... anyone here like cotton candy. I love myself some good burger.

[Jay]

Yeah, we we call it fairy floss.

Hang on you do mean that pink stuff on a stick right?

[MFDub]

Reese's cups are really good. So is funk music. Put the two together, subtract a shirt and dance around the room. Good times.







Even if your parents look at you funny...

[Myrsilus]

... yeah I mean the pink stuff on a stick. Sometimes blue. Fairy floss...?

Reese's?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ha ha, you said the secret word!

[Jay]

Fairy floss...?

Yep. It's what we call it.

[Myrsilus]

Well that's just crazy. Crazier than jazz and Reese's.

[Shamu]

I like bunnies, pink fluffy ninja bunnies!
and now thanks to thespis, I want cheescake! mmmmm....cheesecake! *drools*

[h2orowe]

American English>England English
by far!

Pip Pip Cheerio
DANG OL BOY I TELL YOU HUWAT

[h2orowe]

Reese's Jazz Pieces make me write a thesis, in my neighbors tree this..... doesn't make sense.

[Myrsilus]

Cheesecake is rather nice. I prefer it plain, though. Maybe some caramel on it. Yum yum, gimme some.

American English? Oh, fo' shizzle.

Reese's Jazz. A new album I plan to make.

[Jay]

I like the Energizer bunny, because he goes and goes and goes and goes and...

You don't wear him out, he wears YOU out.

(Note: I don't use this myself. It's just... useful.)

[h2orowe]

Pfft! I'll wear Goto Maki out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pfft! Her and GoGo from Kill Bill volume 1.
Dude!

[Jay]

Pfft! I'll wear Goto Maki out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure you would, given half a chance.

[h2orowe]

Given quarter of an eighth of a sixteenth of chance I would!

[Myrsilus]

I love Fridays. Thursdays give me hope. Wednesdays are the medium. Tuesdays annoy me. Mondays sadden me to no end. Sundays make me fear the Monday.

Saturday... It's time for some Saturday Night Fever.

[DJEvan]

*does the john travolta pose*

[kshgosu]

Nobody eats my fucking tuna sandwich.

[h2orowe]

Nobody Fucks my eating tuna sandwich!

[Myrsilus]

<Travolta Boogies all over the tuna sandwich> Can you dig it? I knew you could!

[h2orowe]

Dude! Jackson would shoot Travolta. Do they speak English on What?

[Annoying MSN Person]

cotton candy.... fairy floss???


It's CANDY FLOSS DAMMIT.

[Janken]

You people scare me.

[Annoying MSN Person]

I love you pseudonym.
If that is your real name.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Free Jolly Jenkins, And A Happy New Year!!!

Jump On It!!!

DEATH TO AFRIC-AMERIC-ANAD-AMSTERDAM!!!!!

[Annoying MSN Person]

Death to people who make me sideways scroll.

[kensei]

I find myself growing less and less contentt with what skill I have in the martial arts. Every day I seem to push myself a little harder; every day trying to force myself back into shape. Why do we do all this? I know that part of my answer is that I strive to connect with those ancestors that harbored warriors blood...But why else? As martial artists we are to hone our abilities, all too aware of the fact that we can never know perfection. Spirituality is a part of it. I can't imagine any good martial artist who would deny that. We all hope to find some degree of peace in our art, do we not? There is more there, isn't there? Something much more basic that sits in juxtaposition with the spiritual enlightenment that I seek in my training: I wish to grow stronger. I seek that unattainable perfection. When it all comes down to it, in my heart of hearts, do I silently hope to prove my strength through confrontation? I...we are taught to hope that our training should never become necessity to preserve our existence...but would I not strike at the first sign of physical confrontation? Jesus...I know how to kill a man with my bare hands. Father taught me one way, and my old sensei another. I can’t remember where I learned the others. Should I possess such knowledge? It's a scary thought...I know most people would hesitate or even grow squeamish at the thought of killing a fellow human being irregardless of the situation...Is there something wrong with me? I know if life is threatened, be it my own or that of someone I hold dear, I would not pause to end another's life...Is that wrong? Humans are such frail creatures. So many points of weakness. My bokken. Three of them sit in my room as I speak...My staff, too. Such weapons are not for the modern age. Do more than a handful of humans even understand what honorable combat means? Shiai, is it? If confronted by an individual armed with a modern weapon, all the perfecting of my kenjutsu and bojutsu would still prove useless. A simple chemical reaction, the smell of gunpowder, and I would fall at the hands of a single bullet. What a joke. Modern combat. There is nothing honorable about it. Is that yet another part of the reason that I've trained for so long? To preserve the ways of days long since past? Why do I seek such understanding? Will I ever know the answers to these questions? Even the answers I think I have are merely my best guesses. I hope to better understand these things with time…

[StormShadow]

I have come to the realization that I hate my co-worker. He runs around in un-washed shirts, stinking up the office, and doing nothing all day but being a jerk. Where, oh where is the HR department to relieve my suffering? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME HR?! WHY?! And, oh yes, I have come to the conclusion, despite the name, I really CAN tell the differance between real butter and I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER. Think I'll go after work and chill with Optimus Prime and have a few beers with the greatest GI Joe of all time, Falcon

[tekkan]

Hiiiiiiidoken!

[Cluey]

There'snothingwrongwithmethere'ssomethingwrongwith youthere's somethingwrongwithmeIhopeyourstepsondoesn'teatthef ish.

If cats and dogs didnt have any fur, would we still stroke em?

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Let's get busy.

[Shamu]

What I want to know is, what the hell possessed me to wear 4" heels to work today (i know, i actually measured them)?! What's even sadder is the fact that I will probably make this mistake again! My feet and legs hurt like nothing else! :mad: Why must I be a slave to fashion? and who the hell thought high heels were a good idea!?!?!
Why did I have a fight with a cardboard box today? why did it win? Why is NFL football starting already? It's not cold enough! why does the jerk in the mercedes always have to cut me off on the way to work?! hmmmmmm? does anybody know? sigh.......I suppose this a rant as much as it is random babbling...sorry :p

[Myrsilus]

I wear what I want. But when I go out, I make sure I look relatively good. I like going around knowing that. Like when my mother goes out to get something from the gas station, she just goes in rags. When I go, I dress in black jeans, a nice black shirt, and at least brush my hair. :D Just in case attention is drawn towards me. Hell if it's daytime, I'll walk in with my sunglasses on and then pull them off all suave style.

Yeah I'm a jerk. Yes!

Don't wear those types of heels. Be at least a little comfortable.

Anyone here like pina colada smoothies?

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Jesus are my Homeboy.

[Annoying MSN Person]

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[Myrsilus]

Bumping this thread since it is nice. Don't kill it!!!

[Shamu]

Fujin, You have officially replaced Kenshin as my hero! thank you! :D

[Myrsilus]

Fujin, You have officially replaced Kenshin as my hero! thank you! :D
:D No problem. It is my duty to fight in the name of justice.

[Jay]

KILL ALL FORGS! Yes, forgs.

I wonder if it's possible to hijack your own thread?

[Janken]

My face has fallen off.

[Jay]

Where's the point and laugh emote when you need it?

[StormShadow]

You've just got two coconuts and you're bangin' 'em together!

[Jay]

*bang* *bang* *bang*

[StormShadow]

I held this uncormfortable chunk of metal up my ass for two years. Thank you Christopher Walken for that amazing quote from Pulp Fiction

[Jay]

Know what amuses me? Hans Blix. He's Hans, right, and he's looking for the arms! *badum tish*

[StormShadow]

ROFL! That is so incredable

[Jay]

ROFL! That is so incredable

...no need to be sarcastic. :(

[StormShadow]

Dude, I am totally not being sarcastic. I'm at work and tired, and God's honest truth, I found that super funny.

[MeneerDijk]

HOLY SADDLE OF JUSTICE! there's an incoherent babbling thread, and i'm not in it? Gotta do something 'bout that!

Cats have hands, the square root of wednesday is yellow. I have lot's of clothes hanging on my clothesline, but i can't be bothered to fold them up and put them in my dishwasher. My house is smaller than the scent of roses.

[Myrsilus]

HOLY SADDLE OF JUSTICE! there's an incoherent babbling thread, and i'm not in it? Gotta do something 'bout that!

Cats have hands, the square root of wednesday is yellow. I have lot's of clothes hanging on my clothesline, but i can't be bothered to fold them up and put them in my dishwasher. My house is smaller than the scent of roses.
It's 5:30 a.m. here and that was perfect for my freaked up mind.

Speaking of roses, anyone every eat a Ford keychain? The ones with the blue plastic circular thingy? It is quite good. Tastes like purple once you get used to it, because at first... I am not going to lie to you, it tastes like goldenrod, which can be unsettling to a dyslexic stomach. So add a pinch of pure oil to take away the zing, pop, pow. Coolant makes you randy.

[MeneerDijk]

Hmm, you should come and sample my fine selection of coolants, i have country AND western!

[Myrsilus]

You would let me sample your county and western coolants? That is far too generous. I must compensate with something... perhaps a bird with no wings? It flies high. Or perhaps a cheetah with no legs? It runs fast. Or a kangaroo with stubs? It leaps farthest.

Whichever you want, I can get it. All I have to do is take a ride in my beautiful balloon. By the way, would you like to take a ride... in my beautiful balloon?

The animals are in the farmer's cabbage patch, so we must be careful. The minotaur would be irate if it saw me digging up their crops of animals.

[MeneerDijk]

Hmm, flawed animals in exchange for valuable coolants? you have yourself a deal sonny! Now we must do the Iranian deal closing dance to make it official. I will go to the paper mill and get some spicy herbs. You should probably quote the text in between the lines of Govenor Petaki's inaugural speech.

[Myrsilus]

Excellent. The deal is close to being completed. And I love dancing, so this should be a piece of mass-produced cake squares. With that neat frosting on the top that just screams "Poison!"

Would the text between the lines be appropriate? I suppose it would.

"New York, I'm gonna kick that down the road in a New York Minute! Pokemon!? POKEMON!?

Is it love I feel? I want to ask her, but POKEMON!?

Now here's my favorite book... Can you smell what the rock is cooking?

Okay seriously, New York... what is an innaugural speech? To understand this, one must consider the following... POKEMON!? My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and their like "it's better then yours".

Innaugural? Bwa ha ha! More like inauguramus!

Alayeee laa lee ya lee la!

Where is my tofu? Did you, New York, know tofu can increase your life expectancy by -25? I kid you not, New York. Hell I'm dead right n-

You people think I'm crazy, but I'm crazy. Screw you all, turnip truck.

Seventh circle of Hell, accept my offering... This brand new pez dispenser should appease Zeus."

Whew... That'll do pig. That'll do.

[Jay]

HOLY SADDLE OF JUSTICE! there's an incoherent babbling thread, and i'm not in it? Gotta do something 'bout that!

Cats have hands, the square root of wednesday is yellow. I have lot's of clothes hanging on my clothesline, but i can't be bothered to fold them up and put them in my dishwasher. My house is smaller than the scent of roses.

Awwwwwwwwwww yeah, baby! Quote of the freaking night.

[MeneerDijk]

Hah i have leased all of you, because leasing is much cheaper than actually owning becuase you get quite nice tax breaks.... so on that note:

I h4V3 Le4S0r3d j00!!!!11eleventyone

But seriously, the implications of a global earth means that every person in the world can have pizza parlor leaflets delivered to them. This means i have a fish tank with plastic fish in them, the bastards won't eat the food and now the tank has gone all mouldy. So take your 44th amendment and shove it up your ventilator!!!

[StormShadow]

I think most disturging of all is the so call "Asian Invasion". To think that rabid carnivores suffering from post-partem depression can inflict the same amount of torment and self loathing as an Avril Lavigne concert, while at the same time eat copiuos amounts of hot dogs, beating Americans with trucker names like "Fat belly Bill" and "Cross-dresser Chris" send a chill up my carberater. Possible solutions for the acid rain that we could all wash ourselves with as a result of this beer bash of heathenism are mating with deer and oxen, in the hopes of creating a hybrid species, or simply joining hands across the Pacific and singing Kumbaya while Ted Nugent plays the guitar while Alice Cooper plays the bongos.

[Myrsilus]

Leased me!? I am Colonel Nathan R. Jessep, Commanding Officer, Marine Ground Forces, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. You cannot lease someone who is on the wall. You need me on that wall!

What you say? I have no chance to surv-hot peanut butter in equally lethargic milk makes me feel fine. It's even an aphrodisiac. Yeah I said it, I'm a little on the digital side.

44th ammendment? The Odin and Air Act? It was actually a ploy for the government to focus on the seaweed epidemic rather than notice what was going down in Shadow Moses?! I knew Solid Snake had a point. Good thing, too. Without the destruction of Metal Pear we would not have HBO today. And what kind of world has no HBO? A doomed world, that's what!

As far as the plastic fish go, did you try caking their plutonium in soy sauce? They tend to go wild for that. It's also an aphrodisiac. Personally when my tank gets moldy, I just call the Repo Man. He tends to know what to do, but I swear he has taken 34 of my cars to date. I'll have to duel him in the near future. My Blue Eyes Brown Camel will destroy his deck.

[MeneerDijk]

All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy
All plork and no way makes MeneerDijk a dull boy

[StormShadow]

Not many people know that it was really me who invented the incandescant lightbulb. It started when my wife fell over a dog lying on the stairs and landed in a small childrens pool of jello pudding. Bill Cosby jumped out and laughed like the penguin from Batman. Yellow custard dripped from the ceiling as children cried over the remains of an archaic toaster oven that had lost a fight with an elctric toothbrush.
Watch out for elctric toothbrushes, as they are bombs from the CIA, and when you least expect it. BLAM no more Family Guy on tv and you have a ketcup stain on your favorite t-shirt. The one eyed yaks that inhabit Tortuga will cast sugestive glances at your tangerine zeppline and ask for rides to the portable cheescake re-education center

[MeneerDijk]

now you must admit i am the most incoherent in all the land, and by 'admit'i mean sign a confession i wrote fro you...or else i will eat your tv-guide

[StormShadow]

Not my Tv Guide! How will I know what's on my victrelascope?

[Myrsilus]

Ha ha, Meenerdijk... You think you have won, but I see through your plans... And now your incantation is useless, for you forgot one key part... You forgot the gravy! <cue dramatic spy movie revelation music>

Ha ha, you speak funny thing Storm. Where did you buy your brain, from the toilet store? Look, I'll tell you about electric toothbrushes... They are the representation of the Devil himself. And if you keep idolizing these, you will find yourself cast into the deepest depth of Wonderland.

I put salt and pepper on my fist, so now you can really taste my fist when I punch you. I feel I at least owe you this sign of clemency.

[MeneerDijk]

German scientists have created the most incoherent piece of tekst known to gophers... i have mixed a ross perot (http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/election/july96/perot_7-16.html) interview with quotes from bash.org

ROSS PEROT, Reform Party Presidential Candidate: How are you, Jim?

<Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out

MR. PEROT: I say, well, why do the numbers that you print that are the official government numbers, if they were on the instrument of an airplane, you would eject immediately because these numbers are so catastrophic,

<Silent|Study> These Christian rock ads on tv are so pathetic

[StormShadow]

And if you keep idolizing these, you will find yourself cast into the deepest depth of Wonderland.

Not Micheal Jacksons Wonderland I hope. I could never survive there without my TV guide

[Myrsilus]

Perot is the most incoherent of all for he is actually a hermit crab... This is just another one of his shells. And we all know hermit crabs cannot speak, so one must wonder... What... are... we... hearing?

There is no escape from Wonderland. Follow the white rabbit and Billy Jean is not my lova, she's just a girl who said that I am the one! But the kid is not my son!

<Spins and crotch grabs> Ah hee hee! Put that in your pipe and drink it!

[Jay]

Not Micheal Jacksons Wonderland I hope. I could never survive there without my TV guide

That's Neverland.

[Shamu]

know what I like? "Breakfast at Tiffany's" mmmmm.....Tiffany's.....*drools*...
need to find a sugar daddy and become a trophy wife...
so....tired....need to go to sleep...Tiffany's....Godiva chocolate....mmmmm....*drools more*
Is this incoherent enough? I'm not making sense in my head....

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

know what I like? "Breakfast at Tiffany's" mmmmm.....Tiffany's.....*drools*...
need to find a sugar daddy and become a trophy wife...
so....tired....need to go to sleep...Tiffany's....Godiva chocolate....mmmmm....*drools more*
Is this incoherent enough? I'm not making sense in my head....

Mommy needs a life. (:

[Shamu]

Mommy needs a life. (:
Yes sweetie, yes she does. Mommy also needs to support all you e-kids! Remember, richer daddy=better presents! :p

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Yes sweetie, yes she does. Mommy also needs to support all you e-kids! Remember, richer daddy=better presents! :p

Better Presents = Better Mommy = Better Life = Fuck the World & Let's Get High.

[MajorProblem]

I still like pie.