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Mozz
08-21-2005, 07:20 PM
Well I was walking back from going to Morrisons (supermarket) to buy some food, and we started talking about this girl who passed us, then about some girl, my friend remembered being slutty from school, and then onto a girl i used to know who was slutzilla

I then realised I have engaged in rounds of dodgedick on a higher level than the resident ganjin master

Way back when in school before my science teachers realised i wasn't stupid and i was actually better than almost everyone else at science i was stuck in the middle set. And well it was my own personal hell, we had a "Doesn't give a shit" teacher who would never step into anything, and as i wasn't popular i was a great target!

now i was unfortunately placed next to the slut of the school, the one girl who its a miracle she wasn't a parent 50 times over! Oh and my luck, this teacher ONLY enforces where people sit, lucky me

ok so i was next to her, and then it was the 2hard" people who will try to beat people up, only thing is in groups, so they would basically attack everyone, try to throw compass, burn them with bunson burners and well other dangerous stuff.

now onto dodge dick

somehow the "hard" guys who were friends with slut zilla (what "hard" guy wouldn't want a slut?) decided to challenge her to grab my dick, oh how they laughed

Now the problem here is two fold, im stuck for an hour straight 5 times a week to be sitting in one spot (you have the teachers room lucky guy Az!) WHILE working as hard as possible to be bumped out of this science set all the while avoiding this girl, sometimes her friend would join in two from in front under the desk. they also tried distraction techniques (watch out for this Az, you haven't suffered detraction like this yet!). Now back then i was a 15 year old guy who the girls don't like much . . . who has the hottest (sluts yes but hot) girls in the area lying provocatively on your desk in front of you, as you can imagine, VERY distracting, because then EVERYONE turns to see what the hells going on. That in its self is distracting, but then having to explain what their doing while stopping them from demonstrating is hard! No wonder my friends were in the years above and below me lol

this went on for about a year or more, and damn its hard work, i sympathise with you Az dodge dick is hard work! god im just lucky these two weren't as small as Japanese kids, and as many as you have!

Just watch out for when they run up to you with American porn or something to distract you for a tag team kancho attempt!

But Im afraid you can no longer claim dodge dick would never happen in America, if its happened in England it can happen there to!

NOTE: To those who take up a DUDE hats wrong with you approach, she would have said its damn small if she got it or not (she never got it but one time pretended she did and said its small, then went on about how she had sex with he fattest ugliest guy in the room *erk*)

Praetorian
08-21-2005, 07:32 PM
Why'd you want to dodge her? Does she look good? I'd let her take a really good grab as much as she wanted if she's hot. But that's just me.

CuPoNoOdLe
08-21-2005, 07:34 PM
Wow, that sucks! But then again... you must have been pretty hot for her to even consider grabbing you... Wait a minute... did you say she had sex with a FAT UGLY guy?!

Ok, nevermind i take that back XD!

She'd probably grab anyone.

Mozz
08-21-2005, 09:51 PM
thats why i didont want her to, shes a dirty slag, hot or not

And yeah he is gross, whats worse is his voice, its so irrotateingly foul its hard to put into words, haveing that call out my name would make me heave

Oh well

Why oh why did my friend have to remind me of her T-T scared for life

Loc
08-21-2005, 10:19 PM
haha Mozz, I kinda had the same problem but it only lasted like a month, it was another girl who'd been around who suddenly liked me and didn't accept no for an answer so every morning I had to dodge her disgustingly fake tanned hands to get to my chair... She never got me :D

co_delphi
08-23-2005, 12:40 AM
In the area of dodge dick I am unfortunately very skilled. It is my belief that in the area of animal magnetism life played a cruel trick on me and reversed my magnetic "pole". By this I mean that I typically only attract either the truly fugly women or the other than hetro men. If you want to test your dodge dick skills I suggest going to a new years party at any bar in Seattle.