Weird Thoughts

[General_Admission]

Throughout the day I can be seen laughing for no apparent reason. This is because I like to create little stories in my head or have thoughts of things I would do that would be hilarious. Sometimes I think up entire speeches and perfect them in my head, pretending like I am giving them to my classmates or whoever. I will pace about the house as I have these ideas & will follow some sort of pattern as I walk/dance. Here are a couple I had today:

1) Thought of going down to the Home Depot in athletic shorts and a red, winter jacket with hair clips in my hair and wearing my sisters white facial mask all while riding on a scooter. I would have a small horn attached to the scooter and would scoot around the Home Depot as if it was perfectly normal. At the self check-out line I would honk at the people pointing out every wasteful moment or mistake they made. BWUAHAHAHA :D

2) Thought how funny it would be to be in a Korean bar stirring my drink with a Hello Kitty vibrater. Just imagine the look on peoples faces when I whip that thing out! After stirring for a bit I would then slowly lick and suck all the drink off of it! BWUAHAHAHA :D

Anyone else think up funny things too?

[Myrsilus]

I always do things like this, and it helps that I have friends that are just like me. We always plan strange things we'd love to do in public to make people question our sanity.

I remember one plan of ours was to go out to a public area where some things might be touched a lot... maybe a park. We'd follow one person and whenever the person touched something then lifted their hand, we'd spray the area with Lysol. I think something like this has happened before, but the moment escapes my mind.

Another involved us stopping at a red light at night, possibly where no cameras were about to get us in trouble. Then we'd put on some techno music, like "What is Love?", and put the volume on max and jump out of my truck while dancing.

:D Crazy.

It should be noted that when we tried to do the dancing one at one time, the car that was around drove off suddenly when we came jumping out. :D We scared the poor guy.

[Dresh]

Once I was laying on the floor half conscious and some random, yet coherent, string of words flowed through my head; "Selling cheese without toupees, I stop."

[Loc]

haha I always have thoughts like that my best mates gf says we make up "scenarios" and think we're weird, ah well.
We recorded a party once, that was pretty funny, all the mad things we were saying were hilarious :D

Playing the James Bond theme while ordering a McDonalds at the drive through and then shouting mission complete was the last weird thing we did.

[MajorProblem]

A long time ago, me and my best friend had thoughts of applying normal ad slogans to condoms, such as the Chevy condom: Like a Rock. Or "How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Roll condom?" We were about 12, give us a break.