Me and H2orowe can't decide; You decide.

[koku]

Who the hell is hotter. Otsuka Ai or Maki Goto??

Maki Goto

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/lowtcp/makiHOT.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/lowtcp/maki.jpg

And some of you remember, Otsuka Ai

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/lowtcp/AiOtsuka.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/lowtcp/5otsuka01.jpg


Such a tough choice, we both felt it was neccesary to summon the intellgence and debate skills of our very own Padded Walls forum. Good luck men...try not to go too crazy picking.

[Myrsilus]

Geebuz... That's a tough match-up. Well folks I would just like to say that if you come here and start whining about make-up, you will die. I will send the fury of wind to your homes. Quiet!

:D Now that that is settled... Otsuka...?

[Kusoyaro]

...o man i hate you so fucking much, im actually crying. REALLY CRYING. TEARS ARE IN MY EYES.
so beautiful....should have sent...poet!

lol, im not really crying (i am). but shit, man. just...BANANAS!
JUMP ON IT!

i only voted for ai because of her song, momo no hanabira, was so zen
but shit i want them bad now. im gonna have to find an asian chick who wants a brown guy now. THE ADVENTURE BEGINS!

ps, someone said they wanted an adventure in another thread, pm me, i can give you one

[h2orowe]

Damn it! I hate you all! Goto Goto Goto Goto Goto Goto Gotooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
*and the crowd goes wild*
GOOOOOOTOOOOOO
GOOOOTOOOOOO

[DJEvan]

point to note: the 2 pics you put up for Maki Goto aren't really the best shots of her.

Just pointing out. And Otsuka Ai FTW

[Myrsilus]

Hah. The jump on it thing is catching on quick. I agree, jump.

Adventure...? I'm afraid to question further so... Otsuka rocks. Both are damn hot, but Otsuka wins in my book.

[koku]

point to note: the 2 pics you put up for Maki Goto aren't really the best shots of her.

Just pointing out. And Otsuka Ai FTW


i love the second pic of her; do not mock it. post the better ones if ya like.

ho2 you already voted, you bastard.

and yes god damn it, Jump .............On it. pineapple.

[Myrsilus]

I like the second pic of Maki as well. Really sexy. And the eyes. Ha ha, too sexy.

Still say Otsuka, though.

[sharpie]

I would just like to say that if you come here and start whining about make-up, you will die.

OK. Plastic surgery anyone????????

[DJEvan]

hmm, these 2 haven't gone under the knife, as far as i know. Isn't Otsuka like under 20? and so is Maki?
I like the second pic of Maki as well. Really sexy. And the eyes. Ha ha, too sexy.

Still say Otsuka, though.


so far only 2 stars have eyes that make me go all tingly. Granted, one is (widely agreed by people of this forum) plastique-enhanced. But Ayu has eyes that make me drown. Another one with nice peepers is Tara Reid. How can someone's eyes be so BLUE?

[Myrsilus]

Still counts. You will die.

This isn't a discussion about enhancements of any sort. Unless the case is Michael-esque.

[koku]

lol hahahah fujin.

otsuka is 23 so it's ok guys. I'll go see how old maki is and edit this.

and Maki turns 21 in like September 23 it says.(1985..is that correct lol).
EDIT


Hey since otsuka is kicking ass, let's see the shots of maki goto that you feel are better.

[Myrsilus]

I just like nice, sexy eyes. Simple as that. That's one thing I'm not too picky about.

Yeah post more. I want to see the more flattering shots I'm hearing of.

[Marblehead]

Neither!!! Yaguchi Mari kicks both of their asses!! She's the only one to have gone against Hello Project's idiotic idol rules!!!!

http://wiki.theppn.org/Yaguchi_Mari


MARI FOREVER!!!!
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/8958/yaguchimari26wd.th.jpg (http://img375.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yaguchimari26wd.jpg)

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Vote Maki Goto

[Myrsilus]

She's pretty. Not as pretty as Otsuka, though.

Three beautiful women, nevertheless.

[DJEvan]

hmmm, you'll have to wait, because the server here at my workplace is giving me bad download speeds. can't surf properly on the forums, much less search for pics. But i've come to a conclusion. These 2 pics are probably one of the best she has to offer. so yeah, Otsuka FTW again.

[koku]

hmmm, you'll have to wait, because the server here at my workplace is giving me bad download speeds. can't surf properly on the forums, much less search for pics. But i've come to a conclusion. These 2 pics are probably one of the best she has to offer. so yeah, Otsuka FTW again.


ther's actually a grudge match going on in this.

:P hehehe this is fun.

[Xenotrauma]

I agree that Otsuka's prettier.. but damn, I've gotta give Maki points for whatever she's wearing under her sweater in that first pic. Is that a leather tank/bra? <melt>

[h2orowe]

Dude! Panda, You're my freaking brother now! We're the only ones here with enough sense to see it's Goto all the way.

If anyone else votes for Ai, I will rip out your hearts, feed it to your dog, than kick your dog off the side of a mountain, than proceed down said mountain on sled, until I run over the remains of said dog.

Goto for president!

[koku]

Dude! Panda, You're my freaking brother now! We're the only ones here with enough sense to see it's Goto all the way.

If anyone else votes for Ai, I will rip out your hearts, feed it to your dog, than kick your dog off the side of a mountain, than proceed down said mountain on sled, until I run over the remains of said dog.

Goto for president!


omg you are so funny i always notice you! I feel you should be noticed because you are a noticable kind of guy! did i mention i love your posts? they are always so witty and good. h2orowe, I kokujin notice YOU! keep up the good work*

PEOPLE ARE SELFISH ASSHOLES WHO ONLY LOOK AT THEIR SHIT, AND MISS OUT ON AWESOME SHIT LIKE THIS! THEY SHOULD TAKE THE TIME TO NOTICE YOU!

I notice you always....long time....and jump on it....

[Myrsilus]

Dude! Panda, You're my freaking brother now! We're the only ones here with enough sense to see it's Goto all the way.

If anyone else votes for Ai, I will rip out your hearts, feed it to your dog, than kick your dog off the side of a mountain, than proceed down said mountain on sled, until I run over the remains of said dog.

Goto for president!
Ha ha ha! Obsession... burning desire.

Sorry man... Maki is hot, but Otsuka... whoo.

[Marblehead]

BAH! Neither Maki nor Ai have the huevos ranchereos that Mari has! Mari'd own both those bitches in a cat fight!!!

[h2orowe]

PFft, is Goto gonna have to choke a bitch?

[Xenotrauma]

BAH! Neither Maki nor Ai have the huevos ranchereos that Mari has! Mari'd own both those bitches in a cat fight!!!

See, the Japanese have -plenty- of good ammo for awesome TV... I would kill to see Hikki in an all out brawl with elf-ayumi! :(

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

If I were Austin Powers, they'd be the Horny Japanese Twins I'd pork.

(Oh, and if you haven't seen GoldMember yet, don't read the previous sentence. Spoiler warning.)

[Marblehead]

PFft, is Goto gonna have to choke a bitch?


Yaguchi: What you got bitch? Stupid ho!

whack, whack, whack!

Goto:Oh I'm sorry! I'm a sorry excuse for an idol. Ryoko Hirosue could kick my ass.

[Myrsilus]

Fuk Yu.

I'd like to see that show, though. The ratings would be phenomenal.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Fuk Yu.

I'd like to see that show, though. The ratings would be phenomenal.

Fuk Mi? Fuk YU!

[Myrsilus]

Ha ha ha! Kiss your mother with that mouth? :D

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Ha ha ha! Kiss your mother with that mouth? :D

Oooh, you're goin' for a good smack-bottom, and I don't care WHO sees it! :rolleyes:

[Myrsilus]

Damn we rock. Jump on it!

Jump on it for Otsuka's greatness.

[Saitou Hajime]

Very hard choice, but I chose Ai just cause Goto's nose looks very very very slightly weird in the first pic lol.

[h2orowe]

Yaguchi: What you got bitch? Stupid ho!

whack, whack, whack!

Goto:Oh I'm sorry! I'm a sorry excuse for an idol. Ryoko Hirosue could kick my ass.


PFFT Was Yaguchi good enough to get her own thread? I think not.... suck on it..... Suck on it hard.... :mad:

[Jay]

Maki Goto for the win.

[h2orowe]

Jayman just got an extra 40 lbs of cool in my book.

[Jay]

Jayman just got an extra 40 lbs of cool in my book.

Otsuka Ai just looks... unnatural.

[h2orowe]

Ai is beutiful too, but Goto has better lips. Man.... I feel all shallow now. :(

[Jay]

I think those photos of Ai look way too over-airbrushed. Besides, I heard she has to use a lot of make-up to look good.

[PopCulturePooka]

Yui Ichikawa

[Loc]

Otsuka Ai looks better, she just...does.
Nicer face... :confused:

[PopCulturePooka]

Yui Ichikawa
..........

[h2orowe]

hmm, these 2 haven't gone under the knife, as far as i know. Isn't Otsuka like under 20? and so is Maki?


so far only 2 stars have eyes that make me go all tingly. Granted, one is (widely agreed by people of this forum) plastique-enhanced. But Ayu has eyes that make me drown. Another one with nice peepers is Tara Reid. How can someone's eyes be so BLUE?
ooooooooo i forgot to say this earlier


EWWWWWWWWWWW TARA REID!?

[l337m45t3r]

whack, whack, whack!


... In public?

[DJEvan]

ooooooooo i forgot to say this earlier


EWWWWWWWWWWW TARA REID!?

EYESS!! EYESS ONLY!!!

besides, she has the saggiest boobs i've seen this side of the hemisphere. :p

[Jay]

EYESS!! EYESS ONLY!!!

Adriana Lima's eyes > All.

End of discussion.

[h2orowe]

Pfft. My eyes are god damn sexy, like big pools of blue and stuff. It's just the rest of my body I need to work on.

[DJEvan]

well, regarding this afternoon's topic with koku and fujin, i managed to get some pics i *think* are better.

http://mechamoni.ciao.jp/daijiten/goto_maki.jpg

i kinda like the style in this one..

too big to display (http://www.juno.dti.ne.jp/~imufasam/webpaco/maki_goto_800.jpg)

and erm.. yeah, i just realised i have a friend who looks like her..

[h2orowe]

Yeah, those pics are alot better! W00t! More Maki!

[Daishikaze]

I'm gonna give a write in vote for Takako Inoue, and another for Megumi Kudo. (pics shouldn't be too hard to find, but look them up yourselves please.)

They are both hot and they could both single handly beat the shit out of those other skinny little bitches easily ;)

[PopCulturePooka]

Yui Ichikawa
..........
..........

[h2orowe]

Oh my god. Oh no you di int! It's all about teh Goto!

[Jay]

..........

.................................................. ..........................................

:mad:

[scan2001]

I love Maki! Oh hell, I love them both!

[Jay]

well, regarding this afternoon's topic with koku and fujin, i managed to get some pics i *think* are better.

http://mechamoni.ciao.jp/daijiten/goto_maki.jpg

i kinda like the style in this one..

too big to display (http://www.juno.dti.ne.jp/~imufasam/webpaco/maki_goto_800.jpg)

and erm.. yeah, i just realised i have a friend who looks like her..

I don't like either of those pictures. I much prefer the ones on the first page.

[h2orowe]

Scan teh Manzorz

Go Goto!

[PopCulturePooka]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/heathles/YuiIchikawa001.jpg

YUI

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/heathles/YuiIchikawa055.jpg

ICHIKAWA

[Jay]

Maki > Yui.

Hey look, Yui actually has tits.

[PopCulturePooka]

Maki > Yui.

Hey look, Yui actually has tits.
NO!? REALLY?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/heathles/YuiIchikawa107.jpg

I

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/heathles/YuiIchikawa226.jpg

DON'T

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/heathles/YuiIchikawa138.jpg

BELIEVE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/heathles/YuiIchikawa185.jpg

YOU!

Really, if Makie was never a member of every Japanese Pedo's favourite musical act, she wouldn't be as popular as she is now.

[Jay]

Meh. I still say Maki > Yui.

[PopCulturePooka]

By Japanese girl standards theres nothing remarkable about Maki beyond make up and airbrushing. Really.

She's cute and all, and I'd pop it in her pooper, but leave before she woke up the next morning.

[Jay]

I have to admit though, that first picture you posted of Yui, in the "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!" post, that was pretty damn cute.

[PopCulturePooka]

Fucking A right man



die

[Marblehead]

well, regarding this afternoon's topic with koku and fujin, i managed to get some pics i *think* are better.

http://mechamoni.ciao.jp/daijiten/goto_maki.jpg

i kinda like the style in this one..

too big to display (http://www.juno.dti.ne.jp/~imufasam/webpaco/maki_goto_800.jpg)

and erm.. yeah, i just realised i have a friend who looks like her..

Maki's got kind of a giant nose for a Japanese girl. I love to see her in a race with Chiaki Kuriyama
http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/5884/0012mh.th.jpg (http://img392.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0012mh.jpg)

I wonder who'd win by a nose?

As for Tara Reid, all I gotta say in this:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004629.html

[Jay]

die

Okay, sure. You first though. :D

[Thespis]

Easy choice, Otsuka. They both look too young, but Maki looks younger than Otsuka. Although, if you're a guy close to their age or a pedofile, you might prefer Maki. I'd still prefer Otsuka.

[sharpie]

Well if I had to choose, I'd say Otsuka Ai. As for Tara Reid......why???? Did you see the video where her Frankentits poped out and scared half the world???

[Jay]

Well if I had to choose, I'd say Otsuka Ai. As for Tara Reid......why???? Did you see the video where her Frankentits poped out and scared half the world???

No, I didn't... Shoot me a PM. :p

(Yes, I can handle a lot and don't scare easy. ;))

[Thespis]

Yeah Jay, it was pretty comical, but good comical.

[Jay]

Wow, that IS a creepy tit.

[DJEvan]

you mean the vid where her shoulder strap slides down?

its scary.. but well, who cares about the tits? the original point i was making was the eyes.

Unless you guys like staring at people's breasts....


wait, i think you do. Nevermind.

[Jay]

Unless you guys like staring at people's breasts....

Bit of a moot comment there, buddy... :p

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT, THIS IS ONLY A TEST....









Ikkitities!

[Myrsilus]

Yui has some tig ol' bitties.

Otsuku, still.

[PopCulturePooka]

Okay, sure. You first though. :D
I gotta keep up my arsehole persona.



Choke on a spoon

[koku]

lollerskates ho2orowe, your girl is losing and I haven't even voted for Otsuka yet!

But i have to admit, i actually had a tough time. I think the tie breaker was the bias of a fact that I've seen otsuka ais videos and listened/listen to her cds. Seen like concert dvds and she looks pretty cute still without make up(or atleast how much of it comes after a show). It was like...during an encore, and she was just wearing a t-shirt and had a towel to dry off....so I doubt she caked on the make up too bad.

[h2orowe]

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT, THIS IS ONLY A TEST....









Ikkitities!
Hey! I was the one who said that in my Anime Thread!

[h2orowe]

Pfft. Well, I haven't seen both without make-up, plus Goto looks like OMG IM SO INNOCENT BUT I LIKE IT KINKY...... well at least to me

>.>
<.<
>.>
<.<
>.>
<.<
Indeed....

[Myrsilus]

I like Otsuka. They're all on the sexy side, but Otsuka wins.

I guarantee it.

[Jay]

Choke on a spoon

Been there done that. Lived, though.

Note to Pooka: Don't take Jay seriously.

[h2orowe]

Err! I want to throw my computer at a buffallo right now. FUCK! Why isn't my girl winning!?

Well, when she loses.... she'll come running to me, and be like OMG WHY DIDN't I win!?
and I'll be like.... It's ok babe.... you've got me.... and I've got you... babe..... I've got you babe.....I've got youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

*Heavy Panting noises*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAIII IIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's how I ruined Goto's career, by impregnating her..... well I'll just tell you. our kid is teh hotzorz

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Err! I want to throw my computer at a buffallo right now. FUCK! Why isn't my girl winning!?

Well, when she loses.... she'll come running to me, and be like OMG WHY DIDN't I win!?
and I'll be like.... It's ok babe.... you've got me.... and I've got you... babe..... I've got you babe.....I've got youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

*Heavy Panting noises*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAIII IIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's how I ruined Goto's career, by impregnating her..... well I'll just tell you. our kid is teh hotzorz

Yeah, and when they sleep, they'll be moaning like pigs being anal probed.

*Heavy Panting noises*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAIII IIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[h2orowe]

Are you talking about my family!? My family which does not exist!? Except in some hot ass fantasy of mine!? That sir..... is the last straw.

Jump on this |

[Myrsilus]

Oink oink. Weeeeeoooooiiiii!

[h2orowe]

Are you calling me fat!?
Which I am!?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU GUYS! GOTO '08 President! First Asian Female Pop star President.

[Azrael]

I choose neither.

[h2orowe]

Az, I used to think you were cool.

For shame..... for shame.....

and don't say its because they're Japanese!

I feel my world crumbling.....
Am I joking? Or is my life this pathetic?

[Myrsilus]

I'm sorry, but I like Otsuka. Not even because of yellow fever, either. I just like beautiful women. Ye-yeah!

Oink.

[h2orowe]

Dude! Goto is my go to girl. Get it!?

[Myrsilus]

You know... I was waiting for that pun for the longest time. Shame on you for not doing it earlier.

[h2orowe]

Dude! I did that like before this thread was started. When me and Kokujin were on AIM.

[Myrsilus]

Ah I didn't know. Well you brought it here now, so it's all good. Go to... heh...

[Azrael]

and don't say its because they're Japanese!
Why I can't get excited over J-girls anymore, especially musicians/actresses.

It's like this. If you went to a dairy, and saw a cow...played with her for a bit, named her even...then you watched as they take the cow to the slaughterhouse, bash its brains in, saw off its head, rip it open, take out all the organs, strip off its flesh and make it into ground meat...would you still be crazy over Big Mac's?

[h2orowe]

Are you saying you played with J-girls over there? Milked them even?

I don't really care, cuz I know that's what happens, sure I'd feel bad eating a living thing, but still, it happens every time.

Plus I live in a extremely asian area, and I still have a slight case of yellow fever. I'm like living in Vietnam, but inside of USA. There's some kids, who are older than me, and were born here, that have like un understandable accents.

[l337m45t3r]

GOTO '08 President! First Asian Female Pop star President.

Vote Cthulhu! Why accept a lesser evil?

[Marblehead]

Why I can't get excited over J-girls anymore, especially musicians/actresses.

It's like this. If you went to a dairy, and saw a cow...played with her for a bit, named her even...then you watched as they take the cow to the slaughterhouse, bash its brains in, saw off its head, rip it open, take out all the organs, strip off its flesh and make it into ground meat...would you still be crazy over Big Mac's?

They go through idols like a coke-head goes through tissues don't they?

[Myrsilus]

They go through idols like a coke-head goes through tissues don't they?
Message!

I understand Azrael's position, though. It's like me not liking Mexican food as much anymore. I grew up around that stuff, and now when people offer to take me to a Mexican restaurant... blegh. Gimme seafood!

[Marblehead]

Message!

I understand Azrael's position, though. It's like me not liking Mexican food as much anymore. I grew up around that stuff, and now when people offer to take me to a Mexican restaurant... blegh. Gimme seafood!


BLASPHEMY :eek: You are not allowed anywhere near SoCal!!!!

[Myrsilus]

Wha whaaaa!? I can't help it! My mom made that stuff a LOT at home. Eventually I just got damn tired of the food. I still eat it for breakfast sometimes, though... Nice homemade tortillas. Whoo boy.

[DJEvan]

makes me wish i have real mexican food here. what i get is taco Bell.

Bring on the tortillas!

[Myrsilus]

Ha ha ha... Taco Bell.

Haven't had real Mexican food until you've had some nice homemade tortillas with home cooked beans, Spanish rice... Then make some bean, cheese, bacon tacos and a side of rice. I'll admit even if I tire of it, my mom sure does cook good Mexican food.

I'd invite Otsuka for some of my mom's cooking.

[DJEvan]

yeah... sad thing is the chance i'll get to eat it here is about 0.01%... and even if i do it probably won't be homemade ^^

oh, and here's something interesting to discuss... Who would u invite over for dinner and what would you (if u can though) cook for her? We're tlaking Jpop stars here.

<--- she's getting my vote for dinner for my mom's secret recipe chicken curry, fried rice and i'll whip up a nice mushroom cheese omlette. nothing like home cooked food.

[h2orowe]

Too bad, I don't listen to much J-pop hahaha, but I'd say Goto. Maybe Otsuka though, cuz she seems a little smarter than Goto. I'm not sure though.

Dude! Taco Bell is awesome though, I've had plenty of Mexican food, but I still love Del Taco and Taco Bell.

OMG, If I didn't waste my money on Starburst, and 2 Amp drinks, I'd so have Taco Bell for lunch tommorow!

Chalupas! Cheesy Gorditas or W/e! and the Crunch wrap thing! This just proves I'm fat!

If Goto is smarter than Otsuka, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo man, I'd totally like be like "Will you marry me?" if I saw her, and then she'd be like "Nani!?!?!?" and write a song called like "Wirr you mally me?" and it'd be like Wirr you marry me? Anata wa suki! Watashi wa SUPERU HAUTU for you........

[DJEvan]

[QUOTE=h2orowe]snipQUOTE]

this should be moved to the incoherent babbling thread, cos i for sure can't understand it :p

[Myrsilus]

I got it pretty well... Just wow, though. That would be a horrible song.

[DJEvan]

i dunno, half the stuff he's talking about is a blank to me rofl. But yes... what a horrible song. :D

[General_Admission]

Neither...

Jeon Ji Hyun FTW!

http://www.phapsauy.com/CuteGirl/koreagirl/jeon_ji_hyun%20(MySassyGirl)/jeon_ji_hyun006.jpg

[h2orowe]

OMG I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA FOR MARKETING IN THE JPOP SCENE SINCE JPOP!

I say, we start a boy band, really crappy one, and have it full of nonJapanese people.
It'll be called The Gaijin Smash. There'd be the white one, the black one, the mexican one, and the Chinese one. No other Asian, just Chinese. They'd have songs about love and being misunderstood since they're foriegn, and they'd sing in horrible horrible accents.

[Myrsilus]

Nah... Otsuka.

Ha ha.... Wirr you mally me?

[General_Admission]

OMG I JUST GOT THE BEST IDEA FOR MARKETING IN THE JPOP SCENE SINCE JPOP!

I say, we start a boy band, really crappy one, and have it full of nonJapanese people.
It'll be called The Gaijin Smash. There'd be the white one, the black one, the mexican one, and the Chinese one. No other Asian, just Chinese. They'd have songs about love and being misunderstood since they're foriegn, and they'd sing in horrible horrible accents.

BEST IDEA EVER!

:D

[akitaka]

Shit for a moment there I though you were talking about "At Last", until "No other Asian" popped up.

[h2orowe]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeek, I love asian girls, and Latina girls, and some white chicks, just not blonde, and thick black chicks! Well I love thick all kinds, but I mean extra thick black chicks, like the one chick from the movie road trip.

It's like Asian girls are cute. Latinas are spicy. White girls are boring as hell. Black chicks are like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, as long as they're big. OOOO and like Indian girls like the Hindu Indian kind eeeeeeeek, they're good too.

[Myrsilus]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeek, I love asian girls, and Latina girls, and some white chicks, just not blonde, and thick black chicks! Well I love thick all kinds, but I mean extra thick black chicks, like the one chick from the movie road trip.

It's like Asian girls are cute. Latinas are spicy. White girls are boring as hell. Black chicks are like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, as long as they're big. OOOO and like Indian girls like the Hindu Indian kind eeeeeeeek, they're good too.
Holy crap dude. x.x I like women, too.

[DJEvan]

down boy!

CHARACTERS!CHARACTERS!CHARACTERS!CHARACTERS!CHARAC TERS!CHARACTERS!CHARACTERS!CHARACTERS!CHARACTERS!C HARACTERS!

10 character rule. =/

[h2orowe]

Well, by no more asian, I just meant like he could only be chinese.

Oooooo and another one would be like a rock n roll girl group, like the 5 6 7 8's or w/e XD (I probably got that name way wrong), but like it'd be like Japanese people playing the instruments, but like a Gaijin singing, like a russian person or something. No! One of those like stereotypical Jewish guys, but like a girl. Every gaijin in the music scene would have to fit a stereotype. Like in that boy band, it'd be like an Irish guy, and he'd be drunk the whole time, and the black guy, he'd be all like gangster, and like the chinese guy, he'd be like a chef or something, and than the Mexican guy, well in the music videos he'd be kicked out of the country...... and being chased by like Detective Conan or something like "The case of the Border hopper in Japan"

Note: I'm in no way racist.... but these are just stereotypes. I appoligize if I offended you.

[DJEvan]

cmon! not all chinese are cooks! :(










We have Antique Dealers as well!

[h2orowe]

Haha, or well, if we make the chinese guy a cook, I feel bad now, how bout, we make the white guy a German, and like hes an asshole Nazi? God I hate white people -.- . Well at least our history -.-.

[Myrsilus]

Hey not all Mexicans get kicked out, y'know... Some of us dress up in large ten-gallon hats and stuff and fire our guns in the air while drinking whiskey.

And btw, that idea is crazy. I'd watch it. With Otsuka.

[h2orowe]

Dude! I know plenty of mexicans that belong more in this country than I do. I was saying them as stereotypical as I can!

If you don't like that.... than you can get out! GET OUT! EIN ZWEI DURER FURFEN ZIE SHIESSE! ZICH HIAL! ZICH HIAL! HIAL TO ZIE GAIJ-POP! omg
I'm.... I'm turning into a German

[h2orowe]

Dude.... wait... me, Fujin, Kokujin, and DJ Evan. The Gaijin Smash.

That's it. It's settled, were not stereotypes. So what? Ehhh.

[akitaka]

white guy = puritan amish.

[Myrsilus]

Dude! I know plenty of mexicans that belong more in this country than I do. I was saying them as stereotypical as I can!

If you don't like that.... than you can get out! GET OUT! EIN ZWEI DURER FURFEN ZIE SHIESSE! ZICH HIAL! ZICH HIAL! HIAL TO ZIE GAIJ-POP! omg
I'm.... I'm turning into a German
Ha ha ha! You're evil! Don't you persecute me.

Otsuka doesn't like it when people like you cause problems for us. We're going to the Bahamas... You are not invited.

[DJEvan]

Time to change my sig.

i'll take the drums position. bang on it with a spatula and a ladle!

GO GAIJIN SMASH!

[h2orowe]

Hahaha, it's The Gaijin Smash, and Kokujin doesn't even realize he's in it >.<. I'll go guitar.

[DJEvan]

Well, that'll leave ANGST-filled Fujin on vocals?

and yeah, THE Gaijin Smash.

[h2orowe]

What? You assume Kokujin can play the bass, because he's, well, a kokujin?

[Myrsilus]

Hell yeah! I'm the vocals!

The Gaijin Smash!

And Otsuka will be watching me in the audience, just absolutely enamoured with me. Yes!

[DJEvan]

Screw the bass, he can be on keyboards :P

and yeah, never heard of a bass guitarist doing vocals. So you're up h20.

[h2orowe]

Pfft, fine I'll be back up vocals... All right, let's put our little thingy postions in our titles or w/e under our S/Ns.

Like: Guitarist of The Gaijin Smash.

[DJEvan]

yeah, i got mine ready

Drummer/Cook of The Gaijin Smash

[Myrsilus]

Ha. The Gaijin Smash. I'm just too damn good, I have to be the vocals.

[DJEvan]

send me clips, i'll mix it up abit and send it over to Sony music. We could start something!

[h2orowe]

Dude! Serious! We could, like one of those like flash movie type of bands or w/e like how they made MC Hawking. Remember, I was the one who made this marvelous idea. Now if Kokujin was only here.

[Myrsilus]

Wow. Ambition.

I wonder what voice I should have...

[h2orowe]

We should just cover Japanese Rock bands.

[koku]

i'll just be the designated black man microphone hype guy. In fact, in honor of true racism I shoulnd't even show up on stage. You just here my voice. and once in a while, i'll actually show up in the videos, but only in the background...for a second.

either that or I'm being arrested. IN every video i have to be getting arrested or commiting a crime.


yes!! gaijin shimashu!!

[h2orowe]

Kokujin! Change your custom title to Designated Black Man of The Gaijin Smash


XD

[sakana]

Geebuz... That's a tough match-up. Well folks I would just like to say that if you come here and start whining about make-up, you will die. I will send the fury of wind to your homes. Quiet!

:D Now that that is settled... Otsuka...?I agree with you completely. The last thread people went on and on about that. We know they have makeup on. We know that effects it. We know computers edited the picture. Otsuka it is.

[h2orowe]

Pfft, thanks to Bubbles this thread got knocked back some pages.

Goto Goto!

[Myrsilus]

I agree with you completely. The last thread people went on and on about that. We know they have makeup on. We know that effects it. We know computers edited the picture. Otsuka it is.
This man be smart. He understands the words of Fujin.

Otsuka wins. No contest before, and no contest now.