I'm Detective John Kimble!

[Myrsilus]

Since I don't want to mess with another thread sort of relating to this, I figured I would open this up.

Talk about any prank calls you have made in the past. Including, especially, ones with Arnold soundboards.

As for me, one time I called a Dominos Pizza with the Arnold soundboard (I'm an expert with the). They bought it big time. It went something like this.

Guy: Thanks for calling Dom., how can I help you?
Arnold: Good morning!
Guy: Uh hello, how can I help you?
Arnold: How are you?
Guy: Great... May I take your order?
Arnold: No. Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions... and I want them answered immediately.
Guy: ... what? Okay...
Arnold: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Guy: What the hell? Sir, do you want to order something?
Arnold: Yeah... Who are you!?
Guy: What!? Would you order please!?
Arnold: I don't play that game.
Guy: ... I hear an echo. Are you on a cell phone?
Arnold: Yeah.
Guy: You're in the fucking bathroom, aren't you?
Arnold: Yes.
Guy: Ha ha ha! (aside) This guy is screaming at the top of his lungs in the bathroom trying to prank call me!
Arnold: Ha ha ha ha ha haaa!
Guy: Alright man, that's enough.
Arnold: No. Stop whining!
Guy: Alright man, I need to go.
Arnold: ... you son of a bitch. Oh, you want to fuck with me!? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A choir boy!
*click*

Excellent. I have others, too.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

The best one by far is the one where he calles Gateway Computers.

[Loc]

Yeah JP, although my cousin and I did a few which were CLASSICS XD
Much funnier when you hear them too.

[Myrsilus]

lmao.
Arnold: My CPU is a neuronet processor. A learning computer.
Girl: ... 'kay...

I'll always love the one where he calls the old woman at some Gator Lodge.

[Janken]

http://www.killsometime.com/Audio/Arnold.asp

You can get the soundboard there too.

[Loc]

I've just found them, recorded, anywhere I can host em? :eek:

[h2orowe]

I've never pranked someone. Except when I was 10. God that was a lame one. I called some like house and these like I think probably vietnamese not sure, well they had a heavy accent, and I was like "Hey" ""Hello"" "Is Jon Lipthgow there?" ""No WronG number"" "Ok Bye" ""Bye""
-.- god what the hell was my problem.
I can do a kick ass Napoleon Dynamite impersonation, and an Ok Pedro, and a good Meatwad one, so I don't need to do a sound board pfft.

I wanna call someones house, and like ask them to let me live there for a few weeks, because I'm an immigrant and am about to be deported but I need a place to hide out until I get the fuzz off my back.

[Kusoyaro]

fuck, that owned.
check this out with TOM FUCKING CRUISE!!! HEY PAUL! ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! i love Tom Cruise

me (or more accurately, tom cruise): *cough*
my highschool secretary: hello? *highschool name deleted to protect my ass*, how may i help you?
me: excuse me...hows your cold?
her: i don't have a cold, sir-
me:bullshit
her: excuse me?!
me:bulshitbullshitbullshit...not really
her: i'm sorry, sir, if you havevn't-
me:what's you name please?
her: i beg your pardon?
me: i want you to know that i hate your fucking guts
her: could you please speak a bit louder, sir-
me: you cocksucker i know you can hear me...now i want answers and i want them now
her: sir, if you would like to make an appointment for-
me:quite...listen up...
her:...
me:...
me: suck my big fat fucking sausage!

i made this call from home, and they traced it back to me with fucking callerid, and i was suspended for 3 weeks. i love it.

[Myrsilus]

Snip
Bwa ha ha. That was awesome. That is one of the reasons I try to stay away from too many curse words, though. I usually save those for last. Still, awesome. I love the tone of confusion in a victim's voice.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Loc Has some posted in IRC. Check it out it's actually pretty good.

Also. You get to hear British people get angry, haha.

[Myrsilus]

Sucky. I don't think I have the means of accessing IRC at the moment. I need to seriously look into it.

[Loc]

Prank 1 (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=38L21YCO)

Prank 2 (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=386IKC63)

Meh not the best but the best ones I have on this pc, I'll see if my cousin will send me the others. :D

edit - lol yeah thanks for the heads up dude :p Updated now.

[Myrsilus]

Loc, that was damn awesome. I love the quarrel that occured at the end. Priceless.

I think both files are the same, though. Might be just my idiocy.

[Kusoyaro]

the second one was AWESOME, hahah fucking hell you rock so hard

[Myrsilus]

No wonder, I clicked the same one twice for some reason. I stupido.

The second one rocked, Loc. Nice work.

Also, I am going to come off as an idiot, but I'm not really technically literate... :( How do you record the pranks? I'd like to do so in the future.

[Loc]

Just get a mic and use sound recorder I think, my cousin does have a lot of weird programs to make them clearer and stuff though, I'll ask him when I next see him.

[Myrsilus]

Cool. Thanks for the help. I need to get this done.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

I liked the "Aaah-nold's Pizza Shop" one.

[akitaka]

"Who are you?"
-"my name is steven."

Hahaha...you had him so bad. I feel kind of sorry for the guy. I woudn't want to crank call here though, since most folks have caller ID.

[Myrsilus]

That's why you *67... or *69... I forget.

Either way, crank calling is so fun. Especially with the boards because you can't really screw up with them. The voices come out with too much conviction.

[PiccoloNamek]

The best prank call ever is "Al Pacino Calls the Limo Guy"

Limoguy: Ahh man, how I wish, with all the troubles in my life I'd like to beat ya' face, you know dat?

Hehe.

[Loc]

Yeah that's my favourite too, awesome prank :D
I got a 10 min long prank here but it's a bit weird and big >_<

[Myrsilus]

Damn I wish I could have recorded some of my best work.

I remember one time I called this kid and kept him on the line for about 20 minutes. In these 20 minutes, I was able to somehow convince him I had a job for him... an assassination job. I also went through Arnold's campaign twice. The ones with the music behind them. And he never interrupted or hung up.

And when Arnold cussed him out, he just sort of took it and kept talking about the job.
Guy:Who do you want me to kill man!?
Arnold:Douglad Quaid
Guy:Who's that?
Arnold:I am Quaid

[Loc]

rofl I wish I could of heard that :D
I never knew there were so many people that would fall for pranks so easily before I tried, now I have, I'll never go back!

[Myrsilus]

You'd be surprised man. Even when you cuss them out for some reason they still stick around. It's probably because if they know for sure you are pranking, which is usually signified by giggling and the such, and basically just inane comments, they'll hang up.

Problem is with Arnold, many of the sound files can be taken as general answers, and they come with the perfect amount of emotion and conviction.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml

There are more pranks here. Including other soundboards. The Arnie ones are my fav.

[Loc]

Phone Booth one was one of our favs ooh and Jack Black, doing the Jack Black one to McDonalds was great :D

[Myrsilus]

lmao. I love the one where Arnold calls this woman and she says something along the lines of "I don't fuck around with nobody! I'm a country bitch!"

[akitaka]

You're telling me *69 (return calling) covers your ID? That's some good info.

[Myrsilus]

Then it's *67. I told you I couldn't remember the exact one. Don't be hating. :D

It makes you anonymous. If the person has caller ID, they may not answer... But they have done it before.

[akitaka]

(keanu reeves) ...woah.... (/keanu reeves)

I think I'll do it to my sister's cell phone when she goes out or something.

[Myrsilus]

Good deal. I did it to my sister. She got really annoyed... but then when I put the who's your daddy line, she just screamed my name over the phone. Cracked me up, since she likes the Arnie films. They're funny.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Believe it or not, in my phonebook (of CANADA, BITCHES), there's this guy named PETER PARKER.
My friend prankcalled him, and said "Do you have sex with Mary Jane upside down on a Spiderweb?"
You should've been there with me and my friends, although the phone was a foot away from me, I could've clearly hear Peter Parker screaming, "IF THIS IS ANOTHER FUCKING PRANK CALL REFERRING ME TO SPIDER-MAN, YOU LITTLE TWATS ARE DEAD!!!"
Ah, how I love fooling with others...

[akitaka]

Man my sister doens't watch many movies here...it's going to be hard picking a good one. Reason being that she'd know from the get go if it was something as obvious as Arnie; she's too damn sharp, and it's partly because of me.

[Myrsilus]

Believe it or not, in my phonebook (of CANADA, BITCHES), there's this guy named PETER PARKER.
My friend prankcalled him, and said "Do you have sex with Mary Jane upside down on a Spiderweb?"
You should've been there with me and my friends, although the phone was a foot away from me, I could've clearly hear Peter Parker screaming, "IF THIS IS ANOTHER FUCKING PRANK CALL REFERRING ME TO SPIDER-MAN, YOU LITTLE TWATS ARE DEAD!!!"
Ah, how I love fooling with others...
Ha ha! That's way too good to be true. Lucky bastards.

Prank calling actually takes skill, so if you do choose something obvious, with the right skill you can trick anyone. It takes practice, though. I used to suck but I suddenly got good. It's a mental game.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Ha ha! That's way too good to be true. Lucky bastards.

Prank calling actually takes skill, so if you do choose something obvious, with the right skill you can trick anyone. It takes practice, though. I used to suck but I suddenly got good. It's a mental game.

Oh, and I forgot this one prank call we did...
We brought along a female friend, and so we made her prank call this bastard from our school, and it went on for a long, hilarious while. We actually heard him FAPPIN' when she was pretending to have an orgy, and, MAN, it was nasty and fuckin' hilarious at the same time!
So, being the giant ass I am, I couldn't resist to answering to one of his perverted question....

Prank CallED: Oooh, what're you doin' now, baby?
Me (yelling at the phone): HEARING YOU BEING PRANKCALLED FOR ABOUT 30 MINUTES!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MASTURBATE WITH A TWEEZER!!!!!
*Hilarity ensues, and the douche hangs up*

[Myrsilus]

Oh man that's fudged up. :D

Can't say I've ever done something on that level. You deserve some sort of trophy or medal. I could only try to imagine the shock he went through. That shit sticks with you forever.

[Myrsilus]

Damn that was LONG. Still rather funny since this person stayed on so absurdly long.

Poor woman.