Wow, Ballparks do really plump when you cook 'em.

[koku]

So it's like, lunchish time and I decide to make some food. I open the fridge and there's like crap in there. Decide to take the lazy route and make some hot dogs. There were 2 packages. One opened and one closed.

Being the friendly guy that I am i grab the opened package. Sadly..there's only one hot dog. Of course I need atleast 2. Long story short there's two hot dogs in my toaster oven right now. One of them I have no idea what brand, the other ballpark.

And right now, the Ballpark hot dog is like 3 times bigger. So i have come to the great conclusion, Ballparks really do plump when you cook them.

Not even Pierro can prove that wrong :P.


oh, and Jump on It.

[Jay]

Jump On It. New motto for the Padded Walls forum.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Is it just me.... Or has Kokujin's threads/posts gone way downhill? :p.

And yes, they do plump. Jay likes his dogs nice long and thick :).

[Shamu]

hm.......hotdogs......*drools*
stop making me hungry! and do i have to jump on it? 'cause that's a waste of a good hotdog! ;)

[Jay]

hm.......hotdogs......*drools*
stop making me hungry! and do i have to jump on it? 'cause that's a waste of a good hotdog! ;)

Here, jump on me instead.

*prepares self for pain*

[koku]

Is it just me.... Or has Kokujin's threads/posts gone way downhill? :p.

And yes, they do plump. Jay likes his dogs nice long and thick :).

well i had a pissy mood for the last 3 days. and this one is just to get my mind off of it.

so shuddup panda. or next week when im fine n dandy i will...direct caps lock and mean smilies at you.





yeah i said,

[Shamu]

Here, jump on me instead.

*prepares self for pain*



What pain? I'm like, half your size! and why would I jump on you when there's a perfectly good hotdog to eat! I have no time for jumping when I'm eating! :p

Kokujin, I'm sorry you're in a pissy mood *hug*! Have another hotdog! It might make you feel better! (or it might just give you heartburn, and that might make you more pissy, so maybe you shouldn't have another hotdog).

[Jay]

Hotdawg, hotdawg! Watch me eat a hotdwag. I can eat one, or I can eat three. It take a lotta daawgs, to satisfy a girl like me.

Detroit Cobras baby. :cool:

[scan2001]

Finally someone else realize it too!

[koku]

Finally someone else realize it too!


dude dude great minds think alot. I think we're like brothers now.

[Spy]

....if you seriously want to see something interesting... go into your kitchen, mix up some crushed (not grounded but broken up) alkaseltzer tablets with some bread crumbs and feed them to pigeons and seagulls. As a bit of help, be sure to wear clothing you don't mind getting dirty and that no law enforcement officials are in your immediate vacinity.

[Jay]

What's the effect, Spy?

[Bobbybirdtree]

They explode! :D

[Spy]

Whoa...Jay what's your sig in regard to?

[koku]

....if you seriously want to see something interesting... go into your kitchen, mix up some crushed (not grounded but broken up) alkaseltzer tablets with some bread crumbs and feed them to pigeons and seagulls. As a bit of help, be sure to wear clothing you don't mind getting dirty and that no law enforcement officials are in your immediate vacinity.


my friend told me this story.


In his old schoolin california, for some odd reasons...seagulls flew around..IN THE SCHOOL. Yes. And these seagulls did not care where they let their droppings. Every now and then a student would almost get hit and quick dodge that shit. Students would laugh of course.
"haha you almost got hit. look at your face!"
Anywho, one day my friend who's like 6"2, stone cold when he wants to be(he doesn't like to show many emotions past anger, and laughter.), is idly sitting next to his friends eating lunch. He said he always wore this expensive jackeet to school which was allegadly $600 :rolleyes:

Well that duy during lunch a seagull decided to fly by my friend and shit on his shoulder. The promixmity damage was deadly. Nearbye victims were hit by the splatter. A girl, age 17 was hit right in the face with projectile seagull dump.

Needless to say, my friend was getting pointed and laughed at and he was pissed! (he even admited to crying. To this we laughed and rubbed in of course. So then he changed his story to a tear in his eye).

Later on, he said he got revenge by feeding the seagulls alceselzter.

Thanks to you, I know why. Did i ramble? eh.

[Myrsilus]

This seagull thing happens a lot where I live since I live near the Gulf of Mexico. There are seagulls everywhere. So yeah, you'll see a lot of incidents where people used the tablets to make some booms.