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AnonCastillo
08-11-2005, 11:13 PM
Second post! (on the editorials forum)

Wow this forum is dead.... so, who needs relationship advice, since that's all this forum ever is?
Loc
08-11-2005, 11:29 PM
lmao
Well...I have a sneaking suspicion this girl I know quite well from college likes me but we're pretty good friends and I don't want to ruin the relationship.
Advice?! :p
Saitou Hajime
08-11-2005, 11:32 PM
Stay friends until something naturally happens, and she has a kid 9 months later.
Loc
08-11-2005, 11:37 PM
lol thanks I think I will stay friends with her until something just happens, I have bad intuition anyway.
I don't want a kid though, can I not have a kid? :/
AnonCastillo
08-11-2005, 11:40 PM
I'm all about not having kids.

I think you should tease her more. Tell her (in a humorous way) how obvious it is that she wants your nuts.
Loc
08-11-2005, 11:49 PM
hmmm I'm not really much of a tease person...
Could you say it for me? :o
D-pad
08-12-2005, 12:30 AM
Hmm........How can I get in my girl friends pants and make her think it was her idea?
Loc
08-12-2005, 12:37 AM
lol D_pad, only thing you could try is hypnosis really :D
Failing that...just keep at the relationship :p
Saitou Hajime
08-12-2005, 01:23 AM
Hmm........How can I get in my girl friends pants and make her think it was her idea?

Try not worrying about sex so much lol.
ArkhanTerra
08-12-2005, 04:02 PM
Hah, looks like I'm up then.

I like a girl, she has a boyfriend, dating for like 10-11 months. The boyfriend is not good at sex, and she's come to me telling me things of the like, they might be on the outs soon. We've messed around for a bit about a month ago, nothing too serious, and I'd like to pursue a relationship, but I'm afraid I might be stuck in the Friend Zone (TM).

Suggestions? I've considered waiting it out, but I'm getting a wee bit impatient with it.
D-pad
08-12-2005, 05:34 PM
Hah, looks like I'm up then.

I like a girl, she has a boyfriend, dating for like 10-11 months. The boyfriend is not good at sex, and she's come to me telling me things of the like, they might be on the outs soon. We've messed around for a bit about a month ago, nothing too serious, and I'd like to pursue a relationship, but I'm afraid I might be stuck in the Friend Zone (TM).

Suggestions? I've considered waiting it out, but I'm getting a wee bit impatient with it.

Sorta break them apart slowly make them hate each other and then you can pretend you waited it out when really you cause the breakup.
AnonCastillo
08-12-2005, 06:29 PM
Hmm........How can I get in my girl friends pants and make her think it was her idea?

You're a bad, bad man, and I shouldn't be telling you this.

Basically, you have to spend most of the time pretending you're not after sex at all, and that she's coming on to you and trying to get you into bed. Accuse her of coming on too strongly. Tease her about how badly she wants you. Tell her to slow down when she's doing something that could be taken as sexual but isn't intended to be. You'll eventually convince her that she's the one trying to sleep with you, not the other way around, and she'll try harder and harder to get into your pants.

But if I find out you didn't use a condom, I swear to fucking Goddess I will hunt you down and chop off your testicles.
Kaji
08-12-2005, 08:19 PM
But if I find out you didn't use a condom, I swear to fucking Goddess I will hunt you down and chop off your testicles.

D-pad's Catholic, wrapping it in rubber will cause him to burn in hell...hehehe...
D-pad
08-14-2005, 02:30 AM
D-pad's Catholic, wrapping it in rubber will cause him to burn in hell...hehehe...
I'm not a catholic, fuck them and God........
Jay
08-14-2005, 11:04 AM
You're a bad, bad man, and I shouldn't be telling you this.

Don't you mean kid? :D

Besides, she may get wise what he's up to and cockblock him for even LONGER as punishment. Use at your own risk, D_pad.
Shin
08-14-2005, 10:19 PM
Originally Posted by ArkhanTerra
Hah, looks like I'm up then.

I like a girl, she has a boyfriend, dating for like 10-11 months. The boyfriend is not good at sex, and she's come to me telling me things of the like, they might be on the outs soon. We've messed around for a bit about a month ago, nothing too serious, and I'd like to pursue a relationship, but I'm afraid I might be stuck in the Friend Zone (TM).

Suggestions? I've considered waiting it out, but I'm getting a wee bit impatient with it.

It already sounds like you a bit less then a hop, past the skip, and halfway into the jump from being in the Friend Zone (TM). My advice, what her boyfriend doesnt know can't hurt him :cool:

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