View Full Version : Have you ever accidently perved on a young girl?
Kiljou
08-19-2005, 11:28 PM
Something like that just happened to me. I was in a museum near where I live, and I was standing under the lip of a balcony. I glanced up, beyond the upper railing, and found myself peering up a skirt into a pair of red lacy panties. I had no objections to this good fortune, and found a way to keep looking, while not making it obvious.
Even at seventeen I have horrible vision beyond a range of six feet, and I hadn't brought my glasses with me. So I look up this girl's skirt for about a minute... then she shifts, and I see that she is no older than 10.
To borrow a phrase from Az: I'm so going to hell.
Myrsilus
08-19-2005, 11:34 PM
... 10 year old girls where lacy red panties? x.x Good lord, that's just odd. What are the parents doing?
Yeah it's happened to me a few times. I already told one person on the board this, but one time I was at a hospital getting some blood work done. There was this girl dressed in rather... complimenting clothing like a skirt and a tight tank top. She looked nearly my height and age from afar, so I was like "Hell yeah". I had my fun looking at the goods. Then she began to come closer... and closer... and that is when I was able to see her face. She looked around 10. I looked down in shame and just sighed... What a sicko idiot I be.
Kiljou
08-19-2005, 11:36 PM
I don't know the true story of that girl, and I have decided that, truly, I don't want to know.
To borrow another phrase from Az: I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!! *cries*
lol hahaha. dont blame your vision.
its ok. alot of times though your imagination play a big role. YOu see red lacy panties and your imagination runs wild with all the hot women with red lacy panties and you sort of imagine/add onto what's there.
hard to explain. but anywho.
wow no older than 10! :P. We've all been there though,
There's also honesty tests that some guys won't take/answer to.
for example, im 19. I could very well see a girl 13 and up and know if she's going to grow up attractive or not.
first off...why does a 10 year old have red lacy panties? That's a bit too early. If that really bothers you though, look @ some japanese girl bands where the girls are young. They cake them up with make up and everything too so they do actually look good/cute but from how i've been raised I view it as wrong.
It's kind of wierd, it does have alot to do with simply on how you were raised. Some places(japan for example) 14/15 is ok actually. Girls use to even marry at that age in the olden days. It's kind of interesting though, it's just a battle of your hormones and what you'll let yourself get away with.
I know the freakeast thing I saw was when someone posted a picture of some 11 year old girl here. The thing that made it so creepy to me was she had the body/bust size of a girl MUCH older.
I guess as a person who always shoots for complete honesty I should say "age doens't matter" but i've been around the american standard too long to let myself go beyond the norm.
when I see/hear of things like a 21 year old with a 14 year old.......makes me kind of uneasy. I'm rambling on.
Myrsilus
08-19-2005, 11:45 PM
I've heard of worse... I told these to someone already, too, but I'll share it with you all now. Sit down, children, and listen to my stories.
I was at this Chinese restaurant, getting ready to have a nice meal with my mama. Well this Chinese family comes in to have a meal, too. Nothing so amazing, just a family. It was the daughter that made me stop and notice...
I knew how old she must have been. She had the body and look of a ten year old. So it was rather surprising that she was dressed in very, very tight clothing. She was wearing a tight little baby-blue shirt... and I swear I could see her nipples. And her belly was exposed. She also wore tight white shorts... They barely covered anything. Her entire legs were pretty much visible. Make-up and all that, too. Oi... that was so confusing. The parents seemed perfectly fine with it, too.
Then there was this arrival at one of my mom's old jobs at a hotel. A man supposedly checked in earlier, but he had a daughter with him. Well she comes into the lobby a little later... Geebuz, wtf. She was practically wearing NOTHING. A top, a skirt, and a thong one could clearly see. She was caked with make-up... Like cherry red lipstick stuff. Her hair was permed up and she walked around with a really stuck-up type of look. And when people were looking in sheer awe, she would just turn her nose up at them. She came to the front desk and said in a really arrogant tone, "My dad just checked in. What room is he in?" The front desk people were just... O.o They asked her the name and all and she was obviously very impatient with them, snapping at them while she gave the information. They told her and she went to see her dad. Then later she came back down to go to the pool, dressed in a very revealing bikini... and a thong, of course. x.x
I don't know about parents these days... I would NEVER let my children walk around like that. Makes me feel like the world is coming to an end when I see things like that.
ya fujin has just more examples of the truth.
she's wearing all the things men are attracted to. but yeah...i guess it's kind of wierd/disturbing depending on how you look at it though. If it was me, i'd just be like.."...lol , why is she dressed like a slut." and wouldn't really be bothered by it.
ya i agree. I feel old school already but jeez, girl is like 10-15/15 and dressing like they shouldn't be already.
Kiljou
08-19-2005, 11:54 PM
...If I ever have kids, I will make God damn sure that they don't do that...
Just last week, I took a train into New York City. As I am going through the maze of tunnels to get to the subway I want, I go down an escalator. Lo and behold, passing me on the up escalator is a girl who was probably around fifteen. As is typical for a male my age, I glance at her breasts. Nice size, good proportion... I double take. Nipples. Her nipples are jutting out in her oddly translucent shirt. I keep my glance as long as I can, and finally get on my subway in a perverted daze, a painful swelling in my jeans. I realize that the fifteen year old girl was not wearing a bra, while wearing a translucent, tight-fitting shirt.
God, I am so going to hell.
Myrsilus
08-19-2005, 11:54 PM
I think it is funny now, but when I saw it I was just shocked. I mean... I dream of girls much older than them in the clothing they were dressed in. I'm not saying they aren't pretty girls, but they are ten years old. Ten.
I dunno... it also makes me think about the whole child abuse problem in the U.S. today. It's not helping matters when girls go around dressed like that and some sexual predator sees them.
Kiljou
08-19-2005, 11:57 PM
Basically, what occurs is this:
Ten Year Old Girl (TYOG): Mommy, what should I wear today?
Mom: Give me a second, dear, I just want to finish reading this newspaper article... Hmmm... "Sexual Predators on the rise... Seven young girls raped, bodies thrown in river... Prostitution hall busted in Norwood..."
TYOG: Mommy?
Mom: Yes, dear... I think you should wear this thong, this tight fitting, low cut top, and this short skirt. Oh, and don't forget the padded bra!
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 12:00 AM
... that seemed very contradictory to... well... common sense, but I think you're right. :(
You see all the publicity being focused on the rape and murders of little girls, and the parents still let their children dress like this. It's crazy, I tell you. It's like taunting a freaking tiger while being wrapped in raw meat.
ugh freakin kids dress so grown up these days >_<
I have good senses in this department though usually so I'm mostly safe ;D
I tend to go for older women anyway...
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 12:18 AM
ugh freakin kids dress so grown up these days >_<
I have good senses in this department though usually so I'm mostly safe ;D
I tend to go for older women anyway...
Ah, what do you know about the spirit...
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 12:21 AM
I'm serious... if this keeps up, eventually the line separating appropriate ages for such things is going to blur so badly it won't matter anymore.
Well in the defense of those, including me, who have made these honest mistakes, it is said that the diet has a lot to do with the size of the... well goods. This has been discussed before, and personally I feel it might be true. Americans eat a lot of fast food and that tends to go to certain areas it seems. I think you guys know where I am going with this.
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 12:22 AM
I remember Az made some amazing discoveries about why Japanese have no boobs, and I sincerely wish there was a Science of Breast Ministry thing.
General_Admission
08-20-2005, 12:23 AM
I'm serious... if this keeps up, eventually the line separating appropriate ages for such things is going to blur so badly it won't matter anymore.
Well in the defense of those, including me, who have made these honest mistakes, it is said that the diet has a lot to do with the size of the... well goods. This has been discussed before, and personally I feel it might be true. Americans eat a lot of fast food and that tends to go to certain areas it seems. I think you guys know where I am going with this.
yeah...fat chicks have some awesome tities! :D
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 12:27 AM
Although, there is a sort of gauge involved. Some fat is okay, and they get tig ol' bitties. However, after the amount of fat they have surpasses their size apex, the boobs begin to sag.
I remember a birthday card I once saw. It was for grandmothers. It said on the front, "What do you think is the one thing that women simply cannot fight as they age?" There was this drawing of a really, really hot chick on the front in a bikini, with nice huge boobs. I open the card, and apparently the answer must be gravity, as the graphic on the inside was a wrinkled old fart with tits around her waist.
Pfalzer
08-20-2005, 12:27 AM
yeha i have a friend in the marines whos goign to marry soem fat ugly 17 year old funny thing is her older and younger sister are fucking hawt... i mean the 19 year is liek damn the 14 year old is liek omg i need to go chang emy pants right now! And he picked the fat ugly one o wells.
Mechs
08-20-2005, 12:28 AM
^ Well....thats love for you ;).
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 12:33 AM
Yeah a little fat is okay in that sense I suppose. I prefer a healthy woman anyday, though. But this is besides the point...
I just think some of the children develop bigger assets (no pun intended) due to the intake of fat-saturated foods. If regulated enough (whether it be by metabolism or awareness of the harmfulness of saturated fats) it seems to just... boost the areas that matter.
The spirit? :confused:
Anyway, it's pretty weird, the kids are getting braver, one asked a me and some of my mates if we would do something with them, can't remember. Anyway we were all just like :eek: at the cheek of them and one of my mates laughed and said we ain't paedophiles, they then went beserk so we walked off to the cinema...
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 12:36 AM
Yes, you know nothing about the spirit, the spirit of pervertedness!
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 12:43 AM
Indeed, girls are getting braver. They hit on older guys much more often now and they dare to pass the line of appropriateness for the sake of gaining a reputation of being with an older guy.
Yeah I'm sure some girls actually do get crushes on older guys, but usually at that age it's not about long-term deals. Just gets really awkward and difficult to deal with.
MajorProblem
08-20-2005, 12:50 AM
Alright, this has pissed me off. About a year ago, at Six Flags, this girl who looked about 9 at most was walking around in a little bikini. Now, I realize that it's become socially acceptable for children to wear bikinis, but this one was bordering on the "what the hell were her parents thinking?" stage. Personally, I thought it was way too revealing, so I commented later on it with my friends. Now they think I'm a pedophile. They admit they noticed it, but because I SAID SOMETHING I'm now a perv...
you're all perverts and pedos! :P
Mind's a powerfull tool, you could make yourself attracted to almost anything if you really try lol. If we were all raised that cats were the sexiest things on earth, that they were forbidden and to have a pet cat meant like some sexual plaything...as gross at that sounds I bet it could work.
well....mabye that's too far. But say for example of society where 10 years old is the norm and that's hot and attractive and cute and that's what men are taught to want. In reality if you were born into that, trust me that's what you would like. :P
Only thing keeping that from happening is how you were born/raised and how hard you try to change yourself.
:P take that through the shock test :P
Once you get to my level where nothing phases you(well...i shouldn't say nothing) then you will reach the level of mind guru....yes you want to be this good.
so lets see, where has the topic strayed...older women? like how old. I wouldnt want a woman in her 30s(sorry kass hahaa).
If i could choose, 3 years younger or older is fine for me. Obvouisly the younger she is the more convincing/hotter she would have to be. Just so I could live with myself. IE if she's 16 and average.....not stepping there.
oh and I would never date an overweight woman. Probably because i'm 130lbs and It just wouldn't look right. But even if i lift to 150lbs i still...eh it's just very un attractive to me.
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 12:53 AM
Well, every single male raised in society is a pedophile in some ways, but we aren't idiotic enough to mention it to someone. :p
I mean, how many of us have NOT had a single second of sexual fantasy with someone underage?
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 12:54 AM
I hate that sort of mentality. Just because you notice it makes you a pedophile. x.x Good lord, grow up.
People SHOULD notice things like that so that we can affirm that we are not completely crazy yet. But y'know, some people have different levels of decency and people get bothered in different ways (I'm not talking about sexual ways). Some people can speak out, others are too afraid.
I agree with you. Little girls should not be wearing bikinis.
Well, every single male raised in society is a pedophile in some ways, but we aren't idiotic enough to mention it to someone. :p
I mean, how many of us have NOT had a single second of sexual fantasy with someone underage?
whatever it takes to live with yourself.
*shakes head*
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 12:58 AM
Hey! :p Technically, I am still underage (though I bet I could outsmart many actual adults), and there are some hot girls in my high school that I have... thought about. *cough*
I live in an area of Jersey where it is impossible to afford a swimming pool. I instead go to a swim club. If you couldn't tell, I don't swim much, just babewatch. Although, if they are in the pool, I will accidently brush past their ass. (God, I am so going to hell)
Anyway, practically every single little girl wears a bikini. And what's scarier, they appear to actually have some accountrements under there.
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 01:04 AM
Personally I find the thought of being sexual with an underage girl to be a little gross. Not in the sense that most people think... like... "OMG YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS, YOU ARE GROSS! HELL YOU GO!" No, I mean this more in the sense that some children don't seem to grasp perfect hygiene too well. I know this is a weird statement, but I mean it in general. I know many girls at these ages did not always know how to keep themselves completely clean and all.
However... considering my really, really confused past, I sometimes feel that little bit of corruption I was exposed to as a child come up and torture me a little more. I won't go too much into this, but traumatic experiences as a child can really do a number on the subtle thoughts that pop up into your head randomly.
Then consider this whole argument. Many children are beginning to dress at a much higher age level. If anyone has such impure thoughts, it might not be all the fault of the one who had the image or fantasy. Then consider the fact that people that try to talk about this stuff are persecuted rather than offered help. Really, many people just let the problem fester into becoming something that can no longer be controlled. I'm talking about vicious pedophiles... As far as having the occasional fantasy, it's not so horribly against the male nature. The human brain is a complex organ, and with its complexities comes many, many more possible attractions. At least these people don't act on their fantasies. Let's not be so quick to persecute.
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 01:11 AM
By underage, I meant girls around seventeen, my age. Though it is still underage, it isn't by much.
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 01:13 AM
I don't think you can call 17 underage. That's consensual in many areas. And I went on that rant since kokujin and I obviously read your statement as referring to a much younger age group. I still stand by my argument.
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 01:15 AM
Althought technically 17 is underage, it sure as hell isn't in a great deal of other countries.
....To Luxemburg! :D
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 01:17 AM
Maybe for porn, but not consensual relations. This has been argued upon already, though.
It seems that many clothing stores are beginning to sell the idea that little girls should be dresisng in more revealing clothing. You go to the mall and you see this pretty much everywhere. Not sure how this all started, either.
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 01:22 AM
In the area where I live, there was actually a prostitution place busted last night. It was in a town near me called Norwood, and it was disguised as a salon and massage bar. It had been operating for something like seven years. Weird thing is, I've been in the CVS right next door, and have seen the place myself. I could have sworn last year I heard a male moan as I was dropping off the film from my camera... I guess that really was what it was.
MajorProblem
08-20-2005, 01:23 AM
I think it's just because somewhere along the line, dressing with less clothes became popular.
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 01:24 AM
Huh? That was off-topic...
But we had something similar as well. It was an Asian massage parlor. Been operating for a while now until recently some video was obtained of the happenings in there. They were giving "special services" for a little more money. They shut down for a while, but opened back up as a legit massage parlor. I still would rather have seen them out of business.
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 01:25 AM
I think it's just because somewhere along the line, dressing with less clothes became popular.
Well granted that is what happened, but how did it become targeted to younger girls?
And leave the bunny alone?
Edit: Maybe I'm not thinking too much into, as the answer does seem rather obvious. I just want to know what other people think.
MajorProblem
08-20-2005, 01:29 AM
And leave the bunny alone?
No, the bunny must die!
Anyways, I think it's just because pop stars are so scarcely dressed and they want to be like them. That's at least a big part of it. There has got to be more to it, those damn Commies probably have something to do with it...
BLAME EASTERN EUROPE!
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-20-2005, 01:29 AM
You guys will not believe this. But this is ALLLL TRUE.
A few months ago, I was the biggest Blog Whore, using Xanga. I'd post shit like, each And all that.
Somehow, this Grade 7 girl somehow took my email, possibly 'cause she also had Xanga, and then she thinks we're good friends. I try to cooperate with her annoyance, and so on. She compliments about what I write on Xanga, and I befriend her for a bit. So, this one day, she did something close to "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE"....
She sent me Pictures of her.
NAKED.
I freaked out so badly, I literally sweat like a pig. She then went on about how much she loves me (weeeeird shit goin' on), and how much she wants me and my crock.
... The fuck?!
She's only THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, AND SHE ALREADY WANTS TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A STRANGER LIKE ME.
CURSE YOU ZELDA!!!!
CURSE YOU SAGES!!!!
CURSE YOU..... LIIIINK!!!!!!!!
...... Sigh.
Few days later, I deleted her Email, and I closed down my Xanga, in hopes that she doesn't blackmail me with the cops, saying how I persuaded her to give me pictures of her pubescent body.
See you people in hell.
......
D Pad, you want 'em?
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 01:31 AM
...You perverted bastard! You should be ashamed of yourself! Why, you should-
Can I have them?
MajorProblem
08-20-2005, 01:33 AM
...You perverted bastard! You should be ashamed of yourself! Why, you should-
Can I have them?
I should have something to say to this...
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-20-2005, 01:34 AM
You guys will not believe this. But this is ALLLL TRUE.
A few months ago, I was the biggest Blog Whore, using Xanga. I'd post shit like, each And all that.
Somehow, this Grade 7 girl somehow took my email, possibly 'cause she also had Xanga, and then she thinks we're good friends. I try to cooperate with her annoyance, and so on. She compliments about what I write on Xanga, and I befriend her for a bit. So, this one day, she did something close to "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE"....
She sent me Pictures of her.
NAKED.
I freaked out so badly, I literally sweat like a pig. She then went on about how much she loves me (weeeeird shit goin' on), and how much she wants me and my crock.
... The fuck?!
She's only THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, AND SHE ALREADY WANTS TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A STRANGER LIKE ME.
CURSE YOU ZELDA!!!!
CURSE YOU SAGES!!!!
CURSE YOU..... LIIIINK!!!!!!!!
...... Sigh.
Few days later, I deleted her Email, and I closed down my Xanga, in hopes that she doesn't blackmail me with the cops, saying how I persuaded her to give me pictures of her pubescent body.
See you people in hell.
......
D Pad, you want 'em?
Edit: Oh fuck, double-post. My bad.
the mind is powerfull and unpredictable your dick is horny and unpredictable, you're a man and sometimes you just don't know what the hell is going on(i guess unpredictable can fit).
It's not a glorious mix sometimes. So either you shun it away, be honest with yourself yet at peace of mind enough to not really be bothered at all/accept it(like me) or you can go crazy and search for acceptance on a forum like lol jp.
but yeah, first line good. What I do to anything like this...good i think.( I still think the shun away technique works just aswell. Atleast is servres the same purpose..sanity).
uh.....vocab's avatar... bad
ass that is. JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT!! JUMP ON IT, JUMP ON IT!! awwwwwwwwwsheeet.
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 01:36 AM
No, the bunny must die!
Anyways, I think it's just because pop stars are so scarcely dressed and they want to be like them. That's at least a big part of it. There has got to be more to it, those damn Commies probably have something to do with it...
BLAME EASTERN EUROPE!
:( Oh fine... And I think you might be right. I still feel something deeper is involved. Who knows, eh? Might be the commies... hmmm...
And Vocab... damn. I would have been asbolutely furious. Sorry that happened to you man.
Girls are getting WAY too brave.
Edit: And yes, the avatar is quite jumpin'. O.o
Yeah usually when something perverted on any level somehow sneaks into my mind, I focus on the peace of mind thing. I don't like to burden people with potential problems, so I usually self-mediate.
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 01:39 AM
I should have something to say to this...
I'm KIDDING! My God, people these days... :rolleyes:
MajorProblem
08-20-2005, 01:41 AM
I'm KIDDING! My God, people these days... :rolleyes:
Hehe I know, I just do that :p
h2orowe
08-20-2005, 01:44 AM
I know dude, serious... this one time... this chick was walking by she was wearing a like bra type top, a short skirt, and a thong..... and all dolled up and I was like DAYAAMN and I look at her.... she was 2.... and I was like OMG that toddler is FINE!
Just kidding......
I don't really like it when girls wear makeup.... this being one of the reasons.
I think it's ok if you look at a 13/12/11/whatever year old...
if they DON'T look their age.
case in point; i was 17, at a music festival, and this girl hit on me. she was about 5 foot 3, really cute, had like double D size chest (i normally dont go for big chests though, but they really complimented her stature and curves) and she looked like 19.
We talked for a while, made out.. etc.
I found out a week later she was 12. -_- basically, if they LOOK older, its not like im saying HEY GO BANG THEM but if you're thinking they're hot, it's because you think they're your age.
If they look literally like their age, then it's bad to be turned on. >.>
all that's true. but lol lol you didnt' ask her age first. wow, i would have like
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABHWA I would be a little irate. Did you stop seeing her afterwards?? I bet you did...hypocryte.
:P. If it was me, i woudln't blame myself for thinking about it but hell no that's unhealthy. Call me old school but she's too young to even be in the sex/make out catagory until they hit....for me it's 16. When you are old enough for a drivers liscense then I guess you're old enough to have sex. Other than that you should be thinking about flowers and pink, and all sorts of fairy stuff, unless you're a guy. You'll be thinking about sex the day you turn old enough to say it. Well....mabye I"m off by a few years but JUST A FEW!
JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT!!! x3.
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 01:46 AM
I think it's ok if you look at a 13/12/11/whatever year old...
if they DON'T look their age.
case in point; i was 17, at a music festival, and this girl hit on me. she was about 5 foot 3, really cute, had like double D size chest (i normally dont go for big chests though, but they really complimented her stature and curves) and she looked like 19.
We talked for a while, made out.. etc.
I found out a week later she was 12. -_- basically, if they LOOK older, its not like im saying HEY GO BANG THEM but if you're thinking they're hot, it's because you think they're your age.
If they look literally like their age, then it's bad to be turned on. >.>
Geez people get themselves into really ugly situations. I agree with you, though. Sometimes an honest mistake is just that. I feel sorry for you, though. Must have been jarring.
As far as liking a girl because of her young age, it is a problem. But consider the fact that many people like many things you would consider wrong. People have some really, really dirty fetishes out there. In the end, that is what it is. A fetish. I agree that it is a problem, but this is why I am not so quick to just say someone is sick for having such thoughts. Always keep in mind that the human mind and male genitalia can really make some odd cocktails in your head that make you suddenly partial to the weirdest things.
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 01:46 AM
You sick freak... :p
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-20-2005, 01:47 AM
Hehe I know, I just do that :p
http://www.mix941.fm/mark_mercedes/images/11-03/triumphdog.jpg
I KEED, I KEED!!!!
Well, not about my story, I'm just relating what he said.
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 01:50 AM
You sick freak... :p
Me? I'm just explaining the way the mind works. Nothing sick about that unless you are too scared to admit the mind's complexities can cause really, really disturbing images to take over.
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 01:51 AM
I was kinda talking to MajorProblem... :p
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-20-2005, 01:52 AM
Me? I'm just explaining the way the mind works. Nothing sick about that unless you are too scared to admit the mind's complexities can cause really, really disturbing images to take over.
*Shudders*
Just, DON'T remind me about that freaky Grade 7 girl.... I'm through looking at A Cups...
D-pad
08-20-2005, 01:53 AM
*Shudders*
Just, DON'T remind me about that freaky Grade 7 girl.... I'm through looking at A Cups...
Thank god for puberty! Finally some nice C's!
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 01:53 AM
Oh. Then nevermind me and my psychological self.
Hah... Vocab, wasn't your fault. Just repeat that over and over and take some Valium. You'll be fine.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-20-2005, 01:54 AM
Thank god for puberty! Finally some nice C's!
I have a friend Who's shorter than me (I'm 5'5, don't know what's her height), with DD's.
Let the fun begin. :D
D-pad
08-20-2005, 01:55 AM
I have a friend sho's shorter than me (I'm 5'5, don't know what's her height), with DD's.
Let the fun begin. :D
*high five*
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 01:55 AM
As for me, I plan to go to Japan, and live in Hokkaido. Hakodate sounds nice.
I feel like a Buddhist monk, denying myself of that which I love most. I will never see boobs again after I move there.
h2orowe
08-20-2005, 02:17 AM
I'm just wondering....
I'm 15 and if I was in Vocabs postition with the 13 year old...
If I tapped that..... would that be wrong....
No way would I tap it if it she was barely 13/12 cuz she barely got her "Organs" in place....
but I mean....
you know...
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-20-2005, 02:18 AM
I'm just wondering....
I'm 15 and if I was in Vocabs postition with the 13 year old...
If I tapped that..... would that be wrong....
No way would I tap it if it she was barely 13/12 cuz she barely got her "Organs" in place....
but I mean....
you know...
So you're sayin' you would tap an Elementary girl.
So you're sayin', you'd tap someone three years under yours, at the age of 14.
Bobbybirdtree
08-20-2005, 02:21 AM
I have met many 13-14 year olds at the mall that come up to me and my friends. Problem is they LOOK 16-17 so we get their numbers. THat's the problem, younger girls are looking sexier these days. BTW i am 17 and i only go down to 15 for my women.
h2orowe
08-20-2005, 02:22 AM
I meant like if she was 13 and like almost 14 and I was 15 I would
if she was barely 13 or under I would not..... at all....
When I get older and am like 17 it'll only be 15 1/2 and 16 years old and up.
Than 18 it'll be like 18 and up
or 17 and a half but no sex haha
than like later on when I'm like 28 and stuff I'll date from 24 and up
Than 35 I'll date 28 and up
for the rest of my life...
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-20-2005, 02:23 AM
I have met many 13-14 year olds at the mall that come up to me and my friends. Problem is they LOOK 16-17 so we get their numbers. THat's the problem, younger girls are looking sexier these days. BTW i am 17 and i only go down to 15 for my women.
Do not forget, they are much more vulgar than the last year.
Stupid Pussy Cat Dolls.
Anyone who intentionally wants to be with a young / inexperianced girl is showing nothing but inexperiance themselves. Anyone with any amount of.. umm... vision... realizes that it's the girls of middle vintage that are without a doubt the best. A young girl doesn't know what they like and they certianly don't know what men like. They're brand new in the sport watching them fuck is a lot like watching someone ride a bike for the first time.
Now, take that nice young lady and let her get a little worldly. Let her have a few boy friends and let her experiment with her own dislikes and likes. I'd even go so far as to say, let her get a little cynical and selfish. Let her have a couple bad relationships. In other words, let the motor break in a little and then, you can really hear it wind out!
Would you prefer to race with a bunch of novices racing formula one cars? I bet not. How about enjoying the art that lends itself to a race of experts?
Or to be more crass... 24 to 27 year old women that have flunked out of college and have had a couple shitty boy friends are fucking monsters. Or rather, monsters at fucking. Keep your virgins, have 'em all as far as I'm concerned. Just treat them poorly when you're done having your fun because I'll be there a few more years down the line appreciating it.
Kusoyaro
08-20-2005, 03:23 AM
...the fuck, i hate myself for posting in this thread...
kash, that last part makes me want to drive a porsche up your ass.
anyways, speaking of underage shit, i was coming back from watching 40 year old virgin today, and i saw these 13 year olds (i know they were 13 cuz the guy was the bro of this girl i used to hate) behind the theatre making out, and the guy had his hand down the other kid's pants, and...BLARRRGHHH I almost cried and vomited. it pissed me off for so many reasons, least of all that they had taken our spot.
shit, i hate kids, SEE!!!! THIS IS WHY I HATE YOUNG FUCKS.
like, it's wierd, when did society just let it all go? when the hell did everyone just give up and let morals and commonfuckingsense just get shot up by the soldiers of apathy?
my sister, whose 9, 10, i dunno, went shopping with her friends, and most of them were dressed ...ewww, i dont want to see that malnutritioned shit...badly, and she wanted to, as well, i kicked her ass (yelled at her), so she dressed in a tshirt of mine and some sweats. she came back and my youngest bro, whose her twin, found out that she bought clothes that people my age wear. he was pissed, and he told my dad. SHUT DOWWWWN, KID.
the worst encounter i've ever had with some stupid punk whore-wannabe is when i was 17. i was walking with my 1st gf in the mall, and she caught sight of her sis and her friends, she called them over to say hi. oh god what a mistake. they came over, i thougt they were older, so i commented on one of her sis's friends (we were rigth outside the contact shop, my glasses were in my pocket), and then that moron told that kid what i said, and they all called me a ped, and so i snapped and told them that if they didnt dress so stupidly, shit like that wouldnt happen, and they told me to fuck off, so i grabbed that chick i thought wasnt a kid and dumped the clothes i bought and put that big old navy (i used to shop there) over her head. then i got escorted out by the security that was watchign me.
Jiant Flying Panda
08-20-2005, 03:47 AM
Vocab aren;t you like..... 14?
So the naked pics of that girls wasn't that bad for you.....
MajorProblem
08-20-2005, 03:51 AM
Can't say much except that HAD to suck, Kusoyaro.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-20-2005, 03:52 AM
Vocab aren;t you like..... 14?
So the naked pics of that girls wasn't that bad for you.....
BUT DOOD, BUT DOOD, CHECK IT OUT, I GOT KERO-KERO-KERO-KEROPI.
Yeah. But it is freaky, y'know.
Someone unexpectedly just sends you pictures of themself naked.
h2orowe
08-20-2005, 05:04 AM
Damn vocab, I would've tapped that..... unless it was only over the internet.... cuz that's just pointless......
Now that I think more on it.... I don't even know if I would fuck a 13 year old..... if this was 2 years ago I would've been like O YEA OLDEWR CHICKS SCORE..... but yeah..... I need to find me a nice 16 year old.... or anything that has a pussy (born with one!) that will accept me, as long as its human....
Kusoyaro
08-20-2005, 05:32 AM
h2orowe, thats just...not respectful. id rather go all chobits (please don`t hate me cuz i`ve read it, i thought it was kuroshiya ichi) and never fuck again if i could just have someone who understand me, and actually gives a shit about me and mine.
speaking of which, my bestfriend in the wholewideworld, kal, is dating a pre-op, but he doesnt know it yet. he SERIOUSLY thiks it`s a girl. i found out when i was ovr at his/her house to pick up kal`s guitar, and i saw some pics of him. i didnt say anything. im not GONNA say anything, the laugh value is just...too godly for life.
h2orowe
08-20-2005, 05:58 AM
What do you mean... trust me if I found a girl that'd understand me.... I could care less if we fucked.... I've gone to great extents explaining this before... I was just talking if fucking was the subject........ What exactly did you mean though?
Kusoyaro
08-20-2005, 06:29 AM
what did i mean by what? by someone who understands me? if that is the case, i cannot begin to explain, i think. i'm going to have to allude to feelings i hope you understand and such.
i wrote a fucking essay on me, but i read it and felt it might be seen as pretentious, so this is a summary.
-i can't remembr my life before i was 12
-i have never lived in a place for more than 3 years
-my first friend was made when i was 17
-i have an EXTREME superiority complex
-i am manic-depressive with onset schizophrenia
-and the most important, i completely lack the ability for self-reflection
all these factors, and a myriad of seemingly-trivial ones, impede me from forging a normal relationship with a woman, which i desperately crave (normalcy...and women), so i feel that if i am able to find one person who has gone through a similar life, a similar sense of living with their eyes wide shut, i would seriously give up (almost) anything
probably most people feel this way, though, but like i said, i have an immense superiority complex
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-20-2005, 07:02 AM
probably most people feel this way, though, but like i said, i have an immense superiority complex
You sure do. :)
h2orowe
08-20-2005, 07:12 AM
Now I see what you mean... I think....
If it's what I think you're saying, than I agree.
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 12:28 PM
That is some seriously fucked up shit. :D
wow no older than 10! :P. We've all been there though,
I haven't.
Serious.
I haven't.
Serious.
mabye i should have seperated the two statements.
no older than 10! - hahah ultimate own3ge
mistaking a young/underage girl for someone of age and hot. or sexual thoughs of an underage girl because of the way she's dressed, usually followed by "ew ew and/or gouging of the eyes."
we've all been there. Atleast the first half. some people wont admit or allow themselved to admit to the first half. If they say no, someone post that one picture of that girl from the old threads with the big bust size.
Let me clarify.
You said "we've all been there".
I haven't.
Let me clarify.
You said "we've all been there".
I haven't.
you once admited to wanting to bone a 14 year old.
so yeah Jay, you've deff. been there.
you once admited to wanting to bone a 14 year old.
I believe the thread is about accidentally perving on young girls.
Besides, I might have wanted to bone a 14 year old when I was 16 or so, but not since then. Lowest age I'll go is 15.
I believe the thread is about accidentally perving on young girls.
Besides, I might have wanted to bone a 14 year old when I was 16 or so, but not since then. Lowest age I'll go is 15.
lol accidenlty psh. are you 18 or 19?
ChronoSphere
08-20-2005, 05:48 PM
LoL, today on my second day at my new crappy job working at a coffee shop at the airport (need an easy job for spending $ at my Uni) I took over from the girl who works the first shift. I help her do her shift closing stuff, and we're chatting it up and talking, and flirting a little bit. Then someone comes up, talks to her and says "Hey Becca, are you going to be in the cheerleading comp Wednesday?". I blink at that statement for a second. Turns out she's 16. I'm 22. <---- Will burn in hell too. This happened not even 1 hour ago.
lol accidenlty psh. are you 18 or 19?
18. Two months off 19.
18. Two months off 19.
then 15 is ick. you icko.
then 15 is ick. you icko.
Hey, it's going to seriously change soon. As I get older, so the lowest age I'll look at gets older.
I do have SOME morals, buddy.
Hey, it's going to seriously change soon. As I get older, so the lowest age I'll look at gets older.
I do have SOME morals, buddy.
no you're just a shiny icko.
shiny icko. you'll be like the day before your 18 birthday
"ok ok..gotta SERIOUSLY bone some 15 year olds this is the last time i can coniencsly do it and be ok with it."
right? right.
setrict
08-20-2005, 07:15 PM
My rule after 25 is dating range = .75(your age) to 1.25(your age).
Back in college I had a perv moment. I have really bad vision (damnit, it's not just an excuse). Anyway, I was in a car cruising along with some friends and checking out scenery. I was checking out someone that looked promising but was about 100 feet away, so I gave the 'look over there' nod to my friends and looked back just in time to see her get on a freakin school bus. It's been 10 years, and they still give me shit about it :( The only thing worse than feeling like a dirty perv, is friends who won't let you forget it!
My rule after 25 is dating range = .75(your age) to 1.25(your age).
I'm willing to go quite high with age.
Kiljou
08-20-2005, 07:22 PM
My rule after 25 is dating range = .75(your age) to 1.25(your age).
Back in college I had a perv moment. I have really bad vision (damnit, it's not just an excuse). Anyway, I was in a car cruising along with some friends and checking out scenery. I was checking out someone that looked promising but was about 100 feet away, so I gave the 'look over there' nod to my friends and looked back just in time to see her get on a freakin school bus. It's been 10 years, and they still give me shit about it :( The only thing worse than feeling like a dirty perv, is friends who won't let you forget it!
Sicko. :p
i think...after like age 25 it really doesn't matter. unless he/she is old enough to be a parent. If a 40 year old guy married a 28 year old. I really wouldnt be disgusted. I'd just be like, wow what does he have that she wants. Mabye a "go him w00t w00t."
After a certian age where we are all mature it really doesn't matter I think. Alot of the issues with 10-15ish is because most people(atleast I do) feel their not even old enough to really be having sex..let alone to someone as mature as 4 years older than them.
h2orowe
08-20-2005, 09:19 PM
Damn it! I just realized.... someone gave out the ending to Chobits! God damn it!
Anywwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz
I need a girlfried...... badddddddddly....
Arctic_Slicer
08-20-2005, 09:44 PM
Well it's obvious that everyone has different sets of morals, ethics, biases, prejudices, values, and ideals. This applies to how to raise children, this applies to what decides what age is right from everything from driving a car to wearing make-up etc. For every person who thinks being attracted to a 12 year old is horribly wrong there is likely to be another person who has no problems with that and it is also important to note that there are more than 100 countries in the world and each of those countries have very different views and laws in relation to the subject. Some countries have no laws or protest about it while others are "Oh my fucking god you are a pedophile you need to spend the rest of your life in prison.". Then there are plenty of countries in the middle ground. Honestly age is little more than number. Different people mature at different times both physically and mentally some may be ready for sexual relations at the age of 10 while others are better off staying away from it until they are 30. Honestly I think in this day and age it is probabally better for everyone to stay away from such things completely.
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 10:01 PM
Snip.
Valid points. If one researches this sort of subject, one can find many interesting variances in culture. I personally feel a minor according to the standards set by the U.S. should not be exposed to so much sex and should be aware of what they wear. But this is for the U.S., and many of us were raised to believe this is the way it should be.
I'm not entirely sure what point you are trying to make, but I get the gist of it I hope. Sometimes people do mature a lot faster than others mentally and physically. I see what you're saying and agree, some people could handle that type of thing... But there are those that maybe can't. I stated before that mistaking a younger girl for an older girl is an honest mistake, and if anything goes deeper than this it is human nature. People can be predisposed to things that others may find sick and evil. I said before that pedophilia, in my opinion, is nothing more than a fetish... yet another "strange" product of the human mind. It's when people lose control of such things is when I believe intervention is needed. It's the same with anything. One must consider that intimate sexual encounters with a minor could very well leave very harmful impressions.
Age is little more than a number... Well I don't agree with this. Age is represented by a number, but it is much more. I already explained what I believed, so I think I'd be repeating myself. Sure some people may be ready for sex at the age of 10 (hell I think we've already seen some instances described that could relate to this fact), but many others are not even close to being prepared.
I hope I communicated my opinion alright...
a 10 year old ready for sex?
umm no please. I already think it's funny that 14 year olds are having sex. (sorry d_pad)
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 10:24 PM
See? Some people just don't like that. It's dependent on moral values set-up in a particular society.
... but sorry. If you want to talk about that, some ten year olds are actually ready to reproduce at that age. And I already gave my fetish theory so I'll just leave it at that.
See? Some people just don't like that. It's dependent on moral values set-up in a particular society.
... but sorry. If you want to talk about that, some ten year olds are actually ready to reproduce at that age. And I already gave my fetish theory so I'll just leave it at that.
like phhsycaly they can or a 10 skinny stick year old girl can actually get in bed with another 10 year old kid and do all these sex positons and make their own little porno.
because, 10 is like young YOUNG innocent age. They should be thinking about pokemon and riddalin and pixie sticks. You know innocent things like Clifford the dog, not doggy style.
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 11:06 PM
I mean more than just sex. I'm trying to speak from a human nature type standpoint... Weird. I mean they can actually have babies. But that's just yet another side of the argument.
I agree. I've already said children should be children with as little sexual exposure as possible. This isn't always the case, though... Sometimes the kid is just that way, and sometimes someone forces it upon the kid. Each should be dealt with in different ways.
hey dannny this is barney and this is no mans land 3!
WHAT DO YOU WANNA WATCH TODAY!?
Myrsilus
08-20-2005, 11:16 PM
Ha ha ha. You're weird man. No mans land 3.
h2orowe
08-21-2005, 12:39 AM
I think it's ok, somewhat, for us youngins to have sex. With each other though. As long as we're protected as possible. I like the stagetory rape law though, I think it should be 18 can't fuck anyone under 16 1/2, and up though, cuz what if it's like a week before her birthday. I mean that'd suck if you like get arrested for it.
Pedophilia in every sense is wrong, I mean, having sex with something before it's organs aren't even proper, is fucked up. It is my oppinion, but it's true, why the hell should people be allowed to have sex with 10 year olds, that's fucking sick.
I also remembered the part about those clothes and stuff, I remember when I was 12 or so, I'd see a girl my age dressed like that and think Damn. So, it's also in part do attract people of the same age.
GAH! I was in church today (Yeah, I go Saturday nights. Shut up. lol), and I saw this really really hot chick. Ok, I'm going to hell for two reasons. First of all, this was in church and I'm checking this chick out. She had one of the greatest asses EVAR! Secondly... when she turned around, you can tell she was like 12 by her face. Damnit.
lol saiotou was more dissapointed then ashamed people.
do not pity him.
lmfao :P
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 03:14 AM
Like I said... it's the fast food. Or something else that has been formed in the genes of American females.
The male population is in deep trouble.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-21-2005, 05:20 AM
Thank Gawd here in Canada the Legal age to have sex is at the age of 14.
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GI GI GI GOOOOOOO!!!!
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 05:39 AM
Nah I'll stick my... Well no, I have no stalkers. I'm fine, though.
But yeah Vocab could use another obsessive 13 year old.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-21-2005, 05:40 AM
Nah I'll stick my... Well no, I have no stalkers. I'm fine, though.
But yeah Vocab could use another obsessive 13 year old.
Dude, I was STALKED on the INTERWEB by a 12-13 YEAR OLD.
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 05:43 AM
Hah. The chick sent him leud photos. Nearly the same.
You guys must live in weird places.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-21-2005, 05:46 AM
...At least he only got nude PHOTOS...
.... Why do I have the feeling you guys are jealous that I got photos of a nude 12-13 year old? :confused:
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 05:48 AM
I'm not. Maybe if I was younger I would have praised the situation...
But being 18, I would have burned my computer and changed my name. I don't need cops coming to kill me.
l337m45t3r
08-21-2005, 06:01 AM
Growth hormones in the beef perhaps?
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 06:02 AM
Perhaps. We do eat a lot of red meat as a whole it seems.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-21-2005, 06:06 AM
LOL I'm far from jealous of that. I'm just saying, I'd rather just get nude photos of someone online than actually having to see an obsessive, psychotic 13 year old flash me in person.
I ROFLMAO'ed.
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 06:13 AM
If a 13 year old flashed me, I would ask myself why such a thing would happen to me of all people.
Then I'd realize a 13 year old flashed me and leave the area immediately.
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 06:22 AM
Ha ha ha. I'm glad it wasn't your cousin. Because if that was the case, I would have ran. Ran so far away.
But yeah in such situations it's best to just leave... No problems.
Why are you people talking about 13 year old friends of cousins and/or cousins flashing? *cringe*
*reaches for the Dettol*
h2orowe
08-21-2005, 10:06 AM
Pfft if a 13 year old flashed me I'd be like "You almost 14.... cuz if so" *Points to pants*
"Are you talking home ec yet? I've seemed to have made a hole, probably from playing football and such, well, nice meeting you!"
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 10:07 AM
Because we have nothing else to talk about. Don't make a big deal out of it. None of us condone 13 year olds, related or not, flashing us.
I hope not.
None of us condone 13 year olds
...D_pad, maybe? ;)
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 10:17 AM
Okay... none of us at the age that it would be inappropriate to condone them doing that condone it.
Anyone else, power to you.
HAH! I know when I'm beat. Where's the LOL emote when you need it? :D
h2orowe
08-21-2005, 10:19 AM
I condone me with a 14 year old..... man........ I needs a girl........................ maybe this is why I don't have one.... DAMN YOU OP9 AND ABSORBING MY LIFE.... AND ADULT SWIM..... AND ANIME..... AND >.> <.< better stop there........
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 10:22 AM
I rule, and it's getting around.
Yeah man you better get off OP9 or you'll be a virgin for life. Then they'll make a movie about you.
h2orowe
08-21-2005, 10:26 AM
Pfft. I bet they will.... the 15 year old virgin!
Hollywood: God we've run out of Ideas!
Japan: Hahahaha, take away our military will you! We'll poison your movie ideas!
Hollywood: *Falls to knees weeping* You bastards!
Russia: Whatever happened to Russia? Ietchekovovsky?
Hollywood: Hello? Charrolette? CHAROLLETE!
Pfft. I bet they will.... the 15 year old virgin!
Hollywood: God we've run out of Ideas!
Japan: Hahahaha, take away our military will you! We'll poison your movie ideas!
Hollywood: *Falls to knees weeping* You bastards!
Russia: Whatever happened to Russia? Ietchekovovsky?
Hollywood: Hello? Charrolette? CHAROLLETE!
Dude? Stay off the happy sticks.
Arctic_Slicer
08-21-2005, 10:58 AM
Like I said... it's the fast food. Or something else that has been formed in the genes of American females.
The male population is in deep trouble.
Apparantly that is not the case (http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp).
Yes finding that article does make me feel kind of dizzy myself but it is very relevant to our current discussion and it also totally blows the fast food theory out of water because this is 1939 Peru we are talking about here.
Apparantly that is not the case (http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/medina.asp).
Yes finding that article does make me feel kind of dizzy myself but it is very relevant to our current discussion and it also totally blows the fast food theory out of water because this is 1939 Peru we are talking about here.
Yeah, I heard of that. The cells divide faster than normal and the girls are physically able to give birth by age 4 or 5.
What's insane though, is who the hell would get a FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pregnant.
Arctic_Slicer
08-21-2005, 11:09 AM
Yeah, I heard of that. The cells divide faster than normal and the girls are physically able to give birth by age 4 or 5.
What's insane though, is who the hell would get a FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pregnant.
This is an insane world we are living in. According to the article they never were able to figure out who the father was. So they aren't even sure how she got pregnant but it assumed that it was not by a voluntary action obviously.
So they aren't even sure how she got pregnant but it assumed that it was not by a voluntary action obviously.
Just this in itself is making me fire up. It's what amounts to rape, and guys who deliberately and knowingly harm women (or girls, in this case) make me see red.
MFDub
08-21-2005, 11:15 AM
What surprises me (I mean, what stands out in the general surprise the article gave me) was how young she was when she started menstruating. 8 months? I didn't know that was even possible! How the heck does that happen?
What surprises me (I mean, what stands out in the general surprise the article gave me) was how young she was when she started menstruating. 8 months? I didn't know that was even possible! How the heck does that happen?
Like I said, something about the cells dividing at a much faster rate than normal.
Arctic_Slicer
08-21-2005, 11:17 AM
Just this in itself is making me fire up. It's what amounts to rape, and guys who deliberately and knowingly harm women (or girls, in this case) make me see red.
Well if there is a hell we can be fairly certain he will be there waiting for all of you perverts to join him. Actually when the time comes you might want to make it a point that yes you did look at a young girl the wrong way but at least you didn't get her pregnant like "that guy" did.
Well if there is a hell we can be fairly certain he will be there waiting for all of you perverts to join him. Actually when the time comes you might want to make it a point that yes you did look at a young girl the wrong way but at least you didn't get her pregnant like "that guy" did.
I've never accidentally OR deliberately looked at a young girl the wrong way. Honest. ;)
h2orowe
08-21-2005, 11:29 AM
I've gotten into plenty of fights protecting girls honor...... if anything like a rape were to happen to one that I knew, or I was around a rapist..... I'd be in jail for murder.... or at least I'd bust his knee caps in and leave him in the desert.
FUCK! People are fucking sick! What the hell
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 11:33 AM
That's horrible about the pregnant 5 year old... Just wrong.
And by the way... I never said fast food made girls develop the ability to give birth... I said that it might add some fat and help breasts and the like develop faster. Why would I say fast food made pre-teen kids able to have babies. x.x
I've gotten into plenty of fights protecting girls honor...... if anything like a rape were to happen to one that I knew, or I was around a rapist..... I'd be in jail for murder.... or at least I'd bust his knee caps in and leave him in the desert.
FUCK! People are fucking sick! What the hell
You're my type of guy. If she deserves it I'll protect ANY girl's honour. I've jumped in and beaten up guys who are pressuring their girls on the street/in bars/etc. I HATE those guys.
Arctic_Slicer
08-21-2005, 11:40 AM
You're my type of guy. If she deserves it I'll protect ANY girl's honour. I've jumped in and beaten up guys who are pressuring their girls on the street/in bars/etc. I HATE those guys.
I hate such people as well but I am also not the kind of person to jump into a fight like that. Not because I am a coward but mostly because it would often times make it worse. In those situations it usually best to dial 911 or whatever your country uses. Yes if would be bad for the girl to get rapped and killed but it would be even worse for you to be killed only for the girl to be rapped and killed after.
h2orowe
08-21-2005, 11:40 AM
I've gotten strangled by my moms boyfriend for fucking defending my mom in a bullshit arguement, what sucks is we can't move out cuz it's his house.
I've also gotten in other fights before, because of other girls but that's the most like serious thing.
h2orowe
08-21-2005, 11:42 AM
Fuck! I'd rather both of us die than to sit there watching her get fucked against her will! What the fuck! ERR! Die with honor or don't die at all. (Something along those lines)
I hate such people as well but I am also not the kind of person to jump into a fight like that. Not because I am a coward but mostly because it would often times make it worse. In those situations it usually best to dial 911 or whatever your country uses. Yes if would be bad for the girl to get rapped and killed but it would be even worse for you to be killed only for the girl to be rapped and killed after.
Well. I should edit myself there. I jump in and push the guy away, tell him to go settle the fuck down and THEN if he gets more rowdy, use force. I've seen a few knifes come out as well, I've been cut a few times, luckily not badly. But for the mist part I know how to duck/avoid punches and knives and all.
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 11:46 AM
I am not so much a fighter, myself... I only fight whenever I need to, like if I'm being attacked.
I also would not be so quick to aid a woman I barely knew... You must always consider all possibilities. Like if the woman and man are together, the guy is being abusive, you try to help, she turns on you with a knife. That can equal death.
Passive persuasion or calling the cops is a better idea... But if someone tried to harass my mother or sister, I would destroy them. That is my only exception.
I also would not be so quick to aid a woman I barely knew... You must always consider all possibilities. Like if the woman and man are together, the guy is being abusive, you try to help, she turns on you with a knife. That can equal death.
Yeah, absolutely. You have to be aware of any situation, which is why I don't just focus on the guy. My attention is ALWAYS focused on both parties, because you never know what's going to happen.
h2orowe
08-21-2005, 11:48 AM
If the bitch pulled out a knife like that. At least I'd die/get cut with good intention.
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 11:50 AM
I'd feel pretty shameful getting knifed by someone I tried to help. Just seems off to me.
And yeah, it can be difficult, but being aware of all immediate danger is the key to survival. Especially if you're going to try and aid someone being abused or attacked.
I'd feel pretty shameful getting knifed by someone I tried to help. Just seems off to me.
If I see a woman copping shit (and I see that quite often; my town is full of people who can't handle their grog) and jump in, for the most part it reaps good results, but if the woman turns on me verbally I tell her to settle down, I'm getting this jerk off you. If she starts swearing at me and launches at me, well, the stupid bitch can go on getting pounded on for all I care.
h2orowe
08-21-2005, 11:58 AM
Iunno, I've always had this urge to want to die in a heroic way. Protecting someone, especially if it was someone I loved. I don't know though, I'm the guy that no matter how pissed I was entering a fight at school, I'd offer a hand shake at the end. (Never ever have been taken up on that but oh well) Needless to say I'd never do that to a person who hits kids/girls, no matter how shitty I beat him up. I want to kick anyones face in that'd ever even emotionally scar a kid/girl..... UH! I wanna punch someone right now! HONEY! GET YOUR FEMALE ASS OVER HERE! man that wasn't even funny as a joke.
Myrsilus
08-21-2005, 12:01 PM
Nope. Not too funny.
I understand how you feel, though... It would be nice to die helping someone. But I really would like to know it's going to amount to something. If the woman is just going to turn on me because she's stupid, then hell... I'd rather live and see her get her head beaten in. I'd only step in again if the guy was trying to kill the idiot.
Kids that can't defend themselves, though... I really don't care what the kid does to me, the man/woman is going to be unconcious.
I understand how you feel, though... It would be nice to die helping someone. But I really would like to know it's going to amount to something. If the woman is just going to turn on me because she's stupid, then hell... I'd rather live and see her get her head beaten in. I'd only step in again if the guy was trying to kill the idiot.
Kids that can't defend themselves, though... I really don't care what the kid does to me, the man/woman is going to be unconcious.
Quoted for truthfulness. I agree with both.
PopCulturePooka
08-21-2005, 02:49 PM
If it comes to breaking faces...
I'd happily break the face of ANY guy who fucked a 12 - 14 year old. Read carefully. ANY.
Yes... even a 12-16 year old guy.
Girls that young are just NOT ready for sex in any mental capacity. Theres very little in the way of convincing argument to say they are. Even with guys their own age (who generally are also not mentally ready for sex).
If it comes to breaking faces...
I'd happily break the face of ANY guy who fucked a 12 - 14 year old. Read carefully. ANY.
Yes... even a 12-16 year old guy.
Girls that young are just NOT ready for sex in any mental capacity. Theres very little in the way of convincing argument to say they are. Even with guys their own age (who generally are also not mentally ready for sex).
That's rather elitist of you. Suppose the girl says "yes, let's have sex". Would you still break the guy's face?
PopCulturePooka
08-21-2005, 02:59 PM
That's rather elitist of you. Suppose the girl says "yes, let's have sex". Would you still break the guy's face?
Yes.
The girl, even though she gives consent, is not giving an 'informed consent' as its legally called. Even in Australia with its rather lax age of consent laws (you at nearly 19 could legally get away with balling a 15 year old if she is mentally mature enough), very few judges would rule that such a young girl fully understand the repurcussions of engaging in sexual activity. They just don't know what they are getting themselves into.
Hence face breaking a hoy for the boy. And get a female friend to slap the girl for being an idiot.
h2orowe
08-22-2005, 12:28 AM
Aww man. I guess I have to stay within my age or higher. Hahaha, I wouldn't do that to a 14 year old though. Unless they were like OMG IM EINSTEIN, then she'd know.
spaik
08-22-2005, 01:04 AM
Girls that young are just NOT ready for sex in any mental capacity. Theres very little in the way of convincing argument to say they are. Even with guys their own age (who generally are also not mentally ready for sex).
i'd have to disagree. i was the same age as my gf when we had sex at 14. we used both condoms and birth control in conjunction. it wasn't a big deal to us. it was fun. we enjoyed each other's company, and sex is...well, sex. we were both consenting, and had a blast. when the relationship ended, then we went our seperate ways.
i don't see why people see sex as some huge deal here. it's not like fucking someone instantly means that you have some sort of obligation to them. and there's absolutely no reason why even younger kids couldn't use protection and be safe about it.
mental capacity to handle it? it's not some huge traumatic experience, nor a huge leap into responsibility, to have sex. i just don't get it.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-22-2005, 01:08 AM
i'd have to disagree. i was the same age as my gf when we had sex at 14. we used both condoms and birth control in conjunction. it wasn't a big deal to us. it was fun. we enjoyed each other's company, and sex is...well, sex. we were both consenting, and had a blast. when the relationship ended, then we went our seperate ways.
i don't see why people see sex as some huge deal here. it's not like fucking someone instantly means that you have some sort of obligation to them. and there's absolutely no reason why even younger kids couldn't use protection and be safe about it.
mental capacity to handle it? it's not some huge traumatic experience, nor a huge leap into responsibility, to have sex. i just don't get it.
You must be one lucky son of a bitch to have sex at my age.
Myrsilus
08-22-2005, 01:10 AM
You misinterpret some of the messages in this thread. While I agree some a bit biased and maybe don't want or like to thing on all sides, sex CAN be traumatic. It can really fuck up a kid's mind. I was fucked up because of it for a while.
Like it was said before, though, some people can handle that kind of relationship when they're that young. If you two could, that's great. Not everyone can, though.
And some people DO think that having sex should come with specific obligations... Like me. Try to consider the fact that some people were raised with those ideals.
spaik
08-22-2005, 01:19 AM
see that's the thing, right? talk about how the kids can't handle the added baggage that comes with sex. whether they can't handle the act of having sex safely, or can't handle their own morality and values that they have placed on sex, it doesn't matter. sex is sex. children that young might not be able to mentally handle the morality issues or whatever, but that isn't to say that it's universal. its a meaning that you, or society, have arbitrarily attached to the act of sex. if want to talk about how kids can't handle the personal issues that would be brought up from premarital sex as a christian, then argue that. i'd probably agree. however, all i've seen is people saying 'kids aren't ready to handle the stress of sex', as if having sex is a big deal and a big stress to everyone, regardless of belief systems, culture, or their own sense of responsibility. it just seems like everyone is so quick to brush everyone with the same brush... unless some of you are actually arguing about how kids can't handle the physiological stress of sex or something haha.
Myrsilus
08-22-2005, 02:39 AM
There are various reasons a child may not be able to handle sex... There is not one specific reason. You make it sound like if a kid is not Christian, they will handle sex fine. C'mon man... that's short-sighted. I am aware... and I have continually stated that not all children are negatively affected by sex. I know this because I've known people that started sex at an early age, and they're perfectly fine. I am glad that they could handle such things.
Keep in mind, though... I am Catholic and when I was a child I was raised with those morals. But to tell you the truth, I was not thinking about that kind of stuff. When I did something, I questioned if I should do it on my own accord, no influence by my religion. I was a kid, and religion really did not matter to me. So that negates the Christian morals argument on my part because I didn't care about religion. I didn't know much about it in the first place.
I get what you're saying... It's different everywhere and no case applies to all children. I consider ALL sides of an argument. What is getting me is that you make it seem like it's so simple to understand. The effects of sex on children are much more than physiological sometimes, y'know... For me, it was deeply mental.
When I first experienced sex, I felt extremely dirty and tricked. And then I was so afraid to tell anyone that it just festered. I've dealt with it for a long time, and it still bothers me. I haven't even told anyone in person. And it wasn't once, it was many other times. I could not figure out how to stop where I was, even if I knew I didn't really want to do this.
Religion, culture... none of that had anything to do with my feelings. I was too young to even care about that. I'm a different case from many other people, but that is my case. Maybe if I had been older, it would have been different... but I wasn't. I was still a kid, though. So what I'm trying to say is that the adverse effects that can occur when a child is exposed to sex can be much deeper than just what they are programmed to believe is wrong.
kshgosu
08-22-2005, 06:28 AM
(I don’t see nothing wrong) ooh…
(With a little bump, and grind) with a little bump, and grind
(I don’t see nothing wrong) ba-baby - hey, I
(I don’t see nothing wrong) I don’t see nothing wrong
(With a little bump, and grind) with a little bump, and grind
(I don’t see nothing wrong) hey, ooh…ooh
akitaka
08-22-2005, 07:10 AM
In the mid 1500's to perhaps the 1800's sex was not really taboo at ages starting from early teens. In these recent times, though, an impending population, coupled with intense information gathered from media (primarily television) puts quite a bit of pressure on sex as a topic, rather than a natural occuring event in life.
Personally I wasn't told "sex is bad" or the other way around; the info just came to me. Becuase of this I've never really craved it when amongst an attractive girl, but should the events happen, I may concede. It's funny when people pressure their kids to know about this stuff, when it really is a natural occuring event that should be left so; sex-ed and all that junk feels almost like quack-medicine to me. In the end I'd just avoid extremes, both protection and exposure. Turn off the TV or something, for starters.
Janken
08-22-2005, 07:17 AM
I've read the first page where it was talking about scantily clad little girls with the bodies of much older women. Sorry if this was mentioned before, as I didn't read the whole thread, but maybe they're getting bigger because of the growth hormones being put the the meat now-a-days?
Nessa
08-22-2005, 07:25 AM
I also hate how most 12-13 year olds dress nowadays. I've seen clothing stores that sell shirts to those girls that have "Hot cherry tarts! Always fresh! Come and get 'em!" written on the front and it sickens me. That kinda stuff is just asking for trouble.
Also, the young girls looking much older thing can go the other way too. I'm just about 18, but a friend of my boyfriend thought that I was only 13 and was shocked to learn my age. It's cause I'm rather short, very skinny and quite under developed, but I'm still 17. If I tried to dress slutty and wore make-up and stuff, I'd probably look a bit older, but I don't wanna do that. Some people would say my boyfriend's a perv for thinking a girl like myself is good looking(he's 25) but I guess I'm just his type.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-22-2005, 07:28 AM
I've read the first page where it was talking about scantily clad little girls with the bodies of much older women. Sorry if this was mentioned before, as I didn't read the whole thread, but maybe they're getting bigger because of the growth hormones being put the the meat now-a-days?
That's why they made the movie, "SuperSize Me!".
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-22-2005, 07:36 AM
I also hate how most 12-13 year olds dress nowadays. I've seen clothing stores that sell shirts to those girls that have "Hot cherry tarts! Always fresh! Come and get 'em!" written on the front and it sickens me. That kinda stuff is just asking for trouble.
Also, the young girls looking much older thing can go the other way too. I'm just about 18, but a friend of my boyfriend thought that I was only 13 and was shocked to learn my age. It's cause I'm rather short, very skinny and quite under developed, but I'm still 17. If I tried to dress slutty and wore make-up and stuff, I'd probably look a bit older, but I don't wanna do that. Some people would say my boyfriend's a perv for thinking a girl like myself is good looking(he's 25) but I guess I'm just his type.
Your boyfriend's 25???!!!
h2orowe
08-22-2005, 07:39 AM
Dude, that is way wrong..... he was 18 when you were like 10.
Nessa
08-22-2005, 07:48 AM
Your boyfriend's 25???!!!
Yup. He's 25. He could pass for 19 though.
My parents don't know I'm dating him yet. They'd freak.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-22-2005, 07:50 AM
Yup. He's 25. He could pass for 19 though.
My parents don't know I'm dating him yet. They'd freak.
Yes they would.
Yes they would.
Nessa
08-22-2005, 07:50 AM
Dude, that is way wrong..... he was 18 when you were like 10.
You could say the same thing about a couple who're 51 and 59. In older age it doesn't make that big of a difference.
h2orowe
08-22-2005, 07:53 AM
Seriously.... If I were you I'd wait til I was 21, but like if you're in love than go for it... just make sure her treats you right.
Nessa
08-22-2005, 07:54 AM
Yes they would.
Yes they would.
I'm gonna have to break the news to my family in a couple months after I turn 18, cause I want to move in with him. I kinda work for him too, so I've stayed at his place a good number of times now and my parents are okay with it, so hopefully they won't take it as bad as I fear they might.
h2orowe
08-22-2005, 07:56 AM
Heh, I'd freak if I found out my 17 year old daughter was with a 25 year old. If she was 18 I'd be pissed, but not too much.
Nessa
08-22-2005, 07:56 AM
Seriously.... If I were you I'd wait til I was 21, but like if you're in love than go for it... just make sure her treats you right.
Oh, it's definately love and he certainly treats me right. I feel really lucky to have him and it's not just because he's an older guy. :)
h2orowe
08-22-2005, 08:00 AM
Best of luck in your relationship.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-22-2005, 08:02 AM
Oh, it's definately love and he certainly treats me right. I feel really lucky to have him and it's not just because he's an older guy. :)
So your boyfriend doesn't treat you like he'd perve all over you, and doesn't make you strut around on Chat/MSN, with names like "ur-[B]abygurrrL-[4]lyf3e*~"??
Nessa
08-22-2005, 08:08 AM
So your boyfriend doesn't treat you like he'd perve all over you, and doesn't make you strut around on Chat/MSN, with names like "ur-[B]abygurrrL-[4]lyf3e*~"??
No, thankfully he doesn't do that sort of thing. Although my emails to him get sent to a spam folder cause my SN is "X"girl.:p
I like him cause he's handsome, and smart, and funny, and cute and really artistic. He's even done some cool digital paintings of me.^_^
PopCulturePooka
08-22-2005, 08:44 AM
Hmmm I honestly have to wonder about a mid 20's guy that has to go for teen girls.
Nessa
08-22-2005, 10:35 AM
Hmmm I honestly have to wonder about a mid 20's guy that has to go for teen girls.
I know, it sounds really bad. It makes him sound like a perv and me sound kinda like a slut, but it's not like that.
JudoPorkChop
08-22-2005, 02:37 PM
*sigh*
To the people who don't get why children aren't mentally capable of handling sex:
Ever seen what some kids will do for something they like? Even teens? There are grown adults that get addicted to sex, some that end up in shitty situations because of sex. Most adults have the intelligence and development enough to look at sex as just sex. You can break a child's mind, break it something awful, when something like sex enters the picture. My mother now works as a teacher, my father used to be a social worker. Both of them can instantly tell when a child's had sex. Hell, it's in everything they do. It will make your blood run cold when you're bouncing a little girl on your knee, and you stop, because you notice their eyes have glazed over, and they're grinding back. It chills me now, and that's only a severely abridged retelling of one of my father's more compelling reasons as to why he ultimately couldn't handle being a social worker. It's like their mind will now focus them towards only having sex. When they grow into adulthood, they'll have a higher chance of being an abuser, and their sex lives will be... off... to say the least. Some of the more disturbing fetishes are held by those who have been abused in such a manner at a young age.
As for accidentally perving? Yeah, it happens. I had gotten dragged into a Victoria's Secret very against my will, and I'm waiting for the girls to get done with their shopping, and this girl walks in. Hot as hell. Her friend is looking at a bra, and they're talking about size, and this girl squeezes her own breasts, and says "These are about a D..." And I look. Holy shit, they are. And I would just love to suck on-
"Now that you're 15, are you gonna get your learners permit?"
*insert needle scratching over record here*
Oh, yeah. You could probably hear me deflate. I'm going straight to hell.
when you're bouncing a little girl on your knee, and you stop, because you notice their eyes have glazed over, and they're grinding back.
:shock: omfg that's so creepy!! eyes glaze over aahhh. Santa workers might see this alot no?
god that's scary though. The whole world is going to hell. :P
Cluey
08-22-2005, 03:58 PM
In the mid 1500's to perhaps the 1800's sex was not really taboo at ages starting from early teens. In these recent times, though, an impending population, coupled with intense information gathered from media (primarily television) puts quite a bit of pressure on sex as a topic, rather than a natural occuring event in life.
Personally I wasn't told "sex is bad" or the other way around; the info just came to me. Becuase of this I've never really craved it when amongst an attractive girl, but should the events happen, I may concede. It's funny when people pressure their kids to know about this stuff, when it really is a natural occuring event that should be left so; sex-ed and all that junk feels almost like quack-medicine to me. In the end I'd just avoid extremes, both protection and exposure. Turn off the TV or something, for starters.
Yeah, thats kinda like me. I see people my age trying to get with any girl they can just to have sex, and constantly talking about it and stuff.
But I've never really gone outta my way to get a girl, for one I'd feel that I'd be insulting her and two I dont wanna come across as an idiot who just wants sex.
I rarely watch TV. I didnt really pay attention during sex ed with the intent that the other lads did in my class, (i.e leaning forward and peering at the pictures).
PopCulturePooka
08-23-2005, 03:32 AM
Place holder bump so I can give a reply to this once the Fucking Idiot gives up her Idiocy.
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 03:42 AM
:shock: omfg that's so creepy!! eyes glaze over aahhh. Santa workers might see this alot no?
god that's scary though. The whole world is going to hell. :P
That is another thing I don't like about his whole ordeal... In this culture, at least, it is not so great to have a little child engaging in such actions. And it's hard to break the habit because they feel nothing is wrong with it. The kid is going to be extremely confused... Oi.
Sometimes they find out how to do this on their own, but even then they need to be taught to not do that. And it's not a job for everyone...
if i was babysitting some 10 year old girl and she started grinding with my knee and her eyes glazed over I would wash my knee like 10 times.
Then kill myself for wishing she was a few years ol- :P lol .
but yeah oh god. scary.
if i was babysitting some 10 year old girl and she started grinding with my knee and her eyes glazed over I would wash my knee like 10 times.
Then kill myself for wishing she was a few years ol- :P lol .
but yeah oh god. scary.
Dayum. You're going straight to Hell, buddy.
Dayum. You're going straight to Hell, buddy.
lol for a joke? must of been one hell of a joke.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-23-2005, 04:13 AM
Dayum. You're going straight to Hell, buddy.
He said IF the girl perved on him.
lol for a joke? must of been one hell of a joke.
For THINKING about it. (Hear that, Vocab?)
Having a thought like that is enough to warrant you a spot in the eternal pits of Hell for a good while. And now I'm going to Hell by association.
Ah well, I was already going to Hell anyways.
Dead Sexy Vocab
08-23-2005, 04:17 AM
For THINKING about it. (Hear that, Vocab?)
Having a thought like that is enough to warrant you a spot in the eternal pits of Hell for a good while. And now I'm going to Hell by association.
Ah well, I was already going to Hell anyways.
Welcome to OutPost Nine.
:D
Welcome to OutPost Nine.
:D
Up yours, son. I registered at OP9 forums on the very first day. :D
For THINKING about it. (Hear that, Vocab?)
Having a thought like that is enough to warrant you a spot in the eternal pits of Hell for a good while. And now I'm going to Hell by association.
Ah well, I was already going to Hell anyways.
well soemone posted a story of that ACTUALLY happening.
so of course i'm going to think "holy hell what if that happened to me."
?? i still don't understand.
well soemone posted a story of that ACTUALLY happening.
so of course i'm going to think "holy hell what if that happened to me."
?? i still don't understand.
Oookay. Focus, sit up and pay attention.
You put forth the observation that perhaps one day you're babysitting and a 10 year old girl starts grinding on your knee. For expressing that idea alone, you are going straight to Hell.
Capiche?
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 10:18 AM
Oookay. Focus, sit up and pay attention.
You put forth the observation that perhaps one day you're babysitting and a 10 year old girl starts grinding on your knee. For expressing that idea alone, you are going straight to Hell.
Capiche?
I never had that image until now. Thanks a lot.
But a ten year old girl? Damn if the parents didn't notice an obsession with sex at that age, then I have to wonder what kind of household the girl is living in. I would probably ask the girl a few questions about what she likes to do and all that and see how bad the situation is, then talk to the parents and let them know I think she needs to be helped to control this problem.
Well... that's what I'd do. :D Good sumeritan.
I never had that image until now. Thanks a lot.
But a ten year old girl? Damn if the parents didn't notice an obsession with sex at that age, then I have to wonder what kind of household the girl is living in. I would probably ask the girl a few questions about what she likes to do and all that and see how bad the situation is, then talk to the parents and let them know I think she needs to be helped to control this problem.
Well... that's what I'd do. :D Good sumeritan.
...Um. It was a hypothetical.
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 10:59 AM
Doesn't mean the image wouldn't pop into my mind with this discussion of ten year old girls grinding on one's knee. That's pretty strong, disturbing visualizing there.
Gah. My brain cracks.
Hah. Sux2bu I guess, Fujin. :D
Luckily I can handle a lot and don't get disturbed easily... ah fuck it. *reaches for the Dettol anyways*
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 11:04 AM
Yeah, it sucks to be me. Damn my forever complex mind.
Amazing this thread has come so far. It is destroying the fabric of reality probably...
Oookay. Focus, sit up and pay attention.
You put forth the observation that perhaps one day you're babysitting and a 10 year old girl starts grinding on your knee. For expressing that idea alone, you are going straight to Hell.
Capiche?
ah stop knocking on my life dream.
capiche??
koolaid??
Capiche? = understand?
You stupid Ethiopian. :p
Capiche? = understand?
You stupid Ethiopian. :p
i know that dumb aussie. I was doing the question thingia magic to you.
you dream knocker.
LET ME BABY SIT YOUR CHILDREN!!
I was doing the question thingia magic to you.
Dude.
What.
The.
FUCK?!
Get off the happy sticks, mu'fucka.
Dude.
What.
The.
FUCK?!
Get off the happy sticks, mu'fucka.
dont you knock my happy sticks. I AM KOKUJIN! NEW AND IMPROVED(proof at user title)
THAT'S RIGHT. HAPPY STICKS BOI BOI YOY
Silly Aussie,
the western hemisphere is for me.
dont you knock my happy sticks. I AM KOKUJIN! NEW AND IMPROVED(proof at user title)
THAT'S RIGHT. HAPPY STICKS BOI BOI YOY
Silly Aussie,
the western hemisphere is for me.
So what ARE you, new or improved? If you're new you can't be improved. If you're improved, who tests you to see if it really IS an improvement?
So what ARE you, new or improved? If you're new you can't be improved. If you're improved, who tests you to see if it really IS an improvement?
see i became new and with the new model they throw out the old parts and put in new parts which in turn makes me improved.
and i am approved by matel and other matel products.
see i became new and with the new model they throw out the old parts and put in new parts which in turn makes me improved.
and i am approved by matel and other matel products.
But you're still not new. You're an updated model of the same essential thing.
I guess that makes you improved. :)
But you're still not new. You're an updated model of the same essential thing.
I guess that makes you improved. :)
dont rain on my parade. I am new. the label and price tag say so.
dont rain on my parade. I am new. the label and price tag say so.
But you CAN'T be new if there's already been a previous model of you. It's physically impossible to be "new" when you're simply an update.
LJustus
08-23-2005, 02:47 PM
Well, when I was in Germany (1995 - 1997), my buddies and I would play a game while in the bars/clubs. It was called "70's or 80's". Basically, we would bet which decade a chick was born in. Loser bought the winner a drink.
Then, I started work as a bartender in a bar in Ansbach. One of my buddies was the DJ, so we had a pretty good time at work. There was a pair of friends, German girls, who came into our club regularly - one blonde and one brunette. The blonde looked about 15, and the brunette looked to be in her early twenties. So, my friend started talking with the blonde when she came up to ask for a song. Turns out she was 22.
She had a big crush on my friend, and her friend thought I was cute. So, the four of us went back to her place after the club closed. Well. . . long story short. . . the brunette was only 14. Oops.
She had a big crush on my friend, and her friend thought I was cute. So, the four of us went back to her place after the club closed. Well. . . long story short. . . the brunette was only 14. Oops.
Tell me you didn't hit it. TELL ME!
Benaire
08-23-2005, 02:54 PM
Tell me you did.
h2orowe
08-23-2005, 02:57 PM
He implied that he tapped 14 year old ass! OMG even I would think twice about that, and I'm 15!
Tell me you did.
Yeah actually, tell me ya did. That would be funny. :p
h2orowe
08-23-2005, 03:01 PM
If there's grass on the field, it's fair play.
If there's grass on the field, it's fair play.
My view is "if it's got tits it's fair game" because you'd actually have to get her pants off to find out if there's grass or not, and by that time you're WELL in jailbird territory. ;)
Benaire
08-23-2005, 03:07 PM
That reminds me of another great saying if she bleeds she can breed.
LJustus
08-23-2005, 03:10 PM
Sorry to disappoint guys. There was some petting and such, but the deed went undone.
Benaire
08-23-2005, 03:12 PM
Don't worry im not disappointed I would be if it was me and i knew i could get away with it.
setrict
08-23-2005, 03:13 PM
If there's grass on the field, it's fair play.
What if it's AstroTurf?
That reminds me of another great saying if she bleeds she can breed.
That reminds ME of another great saying: "When the river runs red take the dirt road instead". :D
LJustus: probably a good thing...
h2orowe
08-23-2005, 03:15 PM
If it's astroturf, than I suggest you get out of the gardening section of Target.
ManasDoll
08-23-2005, 06:45 PM
I have a tendecy to try and seduce older men. Yayyy! Im the one going to hell in this case. >_<;;
Im the one going to hell in this case. >_<;;
Heh, everyone in the known world has had inpure thoughts about one thing or another. And don't say God forgives, either. We're ALL going to Hell. :p
Praetorian
08-23-2005, 06:48 PM
I have a tendecy to try and seduce older men. Yayyy! Im the one going to hell in this case. >_<;;
No, the seduced older men are going to hell. You'll probably be compensated in heaven for what you had to go through. (I suspect God is a feminazi)
God's a total feminazi. DOWN WITH GOD!
ManasDoll
08-23-2005, 06:59 PM
Heh, everyone in the known world has had inpure thoughts about one thing or another. And don't say God forgives, either. We're ALL going to Hell. :p
Cool. ^^ Save me a seat, will you?
No, the seduced older men are going to hell. You'll probably be compensated in heaven for what you had to go through. (I suspect God is a feminazi)
Hey, I enjoy it. It's fun. ^-^
Cool. ^^ Save me a seat, will you?
No. Find yer own damn seat, sweetheart. I wanna put my feet up. :mad:
ManasDoll
08-23-2005, 07:05 PM
No. Find yer own damn seat, sweetheart. I wanna put my feet up. :mad:
*pout* Fine then.
tekkan
08-23-2005, 07:09 PM
I have a tendecy to try and seduce older men
...You don't know how much will power it has taken for me not to make a joke at your expense Jay. :D
But I said I'd stop. So I am.
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ManasDoll
08-23-2005, 07:16 PM
...You don't know how much will power it has taken for me not to make a joke at your expense Jay. :D
But I said I'd stop. So I am.
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Make one and PM it to me. Pleeeeeeease.
...You don't know how much will power it has taken for me not to make a joke at your expense Jay. :D
But I said I'd stop. So I am.
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...um, what the fuck? This girl is THIRTEEN, for fuck sake. Even I have standards, ya little bastard.
tekkan
08-23-2005, 07:26 PM
...um, what the fuck? This girl is THIRTEEN, for fuck sake. Even I have standards, ya little bastard.
Err what? Huh..I wasn't gonna make that kind of joke.
That would just be too easy. In a thread named Have you ever accidently perved on a young girl?
Err what? Huh..I wasn't gonna make that kind of joke.
That would just be too easy. In a thread named Have you ever accidently perved on a young girl?
Go ahead and make your joke then.
ManasDoll
08-23-2005, 07:41 PM
...um, what the fuck? This girl is THIRTEEN, for fuck sake. Even I have standards, ya little bastard.
Actually, pretty much 14, my birthday is in 8 days. *bounce* ^____^
Actually, pretty much 14, my birthday is in 8 days. *bounce* ^____^
Still way too young. Go play with D_pad or Vocab.
ManasDoll
08-23-2005, 07:45 PM
Still way too young. Go play with D_pad or Vocab.
Ewwww. No I'll take my Sujin, then. *cuddles him*He's older and he's Asian, so it's all good! ^_^
Oh well. I tried, guys, don't hate me!
Mojinr
08-23-2005, 07:54 PM
Have I ever perved a little girl? Sure! Looked up their dresses, fondled their non-existant boobage, used my Desperate Spiritual Grope attack (Sorry, not many will understand the inside joke from a Gfaqs topic), and just so many other things. Oh yeah, anyone noticed that the topic creator misspelled intentionally?
Have I ever perved a little girl? Sure! Looked up their dresses, fondled their non-existant boobage, used my Desperate Spiritual Grope attack (Sorry, not many will understand the inside joke from a Gfaqs topic), and just so many other things. Oh yeah, anyone noticed that the topic creator misspelled intentionally?
Speaking of Hell...
Ah well, who cares. He's right!
ManasDoll
08-23-2005, 07:57 PM
Oh well. I tried, guys, don't hate me!
Huh? I don't get it.
tekkan
08-23-2005, 07:59 PM
Ah fuck it.
Meet any interesting 13 year old boys lately Jay?
ManasDoll
08-23-2005, 08:03 PM
Ah fuck it.
Meet any interesting 13 year old boys lately Jay?
*gigglesnort*
Ah fuck it.
Meet any interesting 13 year old boys lately Jay?
No, I haven't actually. If you find any, give 'em my phone number. :o
Now featuring... the ability to laugh at himself!
tekkan
08-23-2005, 08:18 PM
GET NAKED!!!!
GET NAKED!!!!
Hey, nice edit.
tekkan
08-23-2005, 08:22 PM
Ya, I decided I didn't want to ride that joke anymore. It has lost its steam.
It other news.
I think girls under the age of 18 should have little signs indicating them as underage so I can stay away from them. I also think girls should stop lying about their age. 19 is not the same as 15. Just so you know.
Ya, I decided I didn't want to ride that joke anymore. It has lost its steam.
It other news.
I think girls under the age of 18 should have little signs indicating them as underage so I can stay away from them. I also think girls should stop lying about their age. 19 is not the same as 15. Just so you know.
Nor is 17 the same as 15... is it Thespis? :p
Seriously dude, you should be able to tell the young ones. ;)
tekkan
08-23-2005, 08:29 PM
Nope. Its hard sometimes. Like some 16 year old girls look more mature than some of the girls on campus. They got fully developed bodies and with the way they dress, you can't tell. Sure its easy with some, but others it is near impossible.
And with the asian ladies? You can never tell how old they are. Between the ages of 15-30, I don't think they age. At all. But I guess it is the same with us asian guys.
Cause one time when I was 19, I got IDed...at the movie theatre. That's right. I got IDed at a movie theatre. And this wasn't when I was buying the ticket. I had already bought the ticket and I was going to the theatre with my ticket. And the ticket guy stops me, non of my friends, just me and asks me for ID. WTF!? WTF!? WTF!?
Now its better. I can go buy alcohol at a bar with out getting IDed anymore. Maybe its because people in TO just don't give a damn.
Heh, fair 'nuff, fair 'nuff.
I reckon we should paint a big ol' 15 or 16 on some of them chicks. :p
Mojinr
08-23-2005, 09:00 PM
Ya, I decided I didn't want to ride that joke anymore. It has lost its steam.
It other news.
I think girls under the age of 18 should have little signs indicating them as underage so I can stay away from them. I also think girls should stop lying about their age. 19 is not the same as 15. Just so you know.
What kind of sign Tekkan?
http://coreacademy.usu.edu/04_Materials/Clip_Art/grl-stop-sign.gif
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2456/loli8qe.jpg
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/2236/editedpedoconvention4yx.jpg
tekkan
08-23-2005, 09:01 PM
lol. Exactly. Well not the last one. :o
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 09:40 PM
I was wondering when Pedobear would show up on this thread.
I find it funny that this thread is getting more attention in whole than the Sex thread.
To Hell we go.
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