Who's hotter?

[No_]

Jay or me?
Jay:
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload4/me0dw.jpg
Or
Me:
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/cheers.jpg
Jay and I am talking shit and he claims to be hotter then I am.
So.. this attentionwhorethread is born...
Who is the hottest?
(damn, I KNOW he's gonna win, he's more popular) :P

[Jay]

I'm not going to win, and I already said I'm not afraid of you. :p

Like I told you, I don't care. It's a shitty picture and that's exactly why you started this. :p

Look, I'll even vote for you.

(Oh, and put down the alcohol.)

[tekkan]

Your poll confused me.


Who's hotter? Jay or me?
[]Jay
[]No

I didn't know what to choose.

I choose heterosexual.

[No_]

I'm not going to win, and I already said I'm not afraid of you. :p

Like I told you, I don't care. It's a shitty picture and that's exactly why you started this. :p

Look, I'll even vote for you.

(Oh, and put down the alcohol.)
Hrr hrr..
It's just for fun anyway?
Isn't it? :(
;)

[No_]

Your poll confused me.


Who's hotter? Jay or me?
[]Jay
[]No

I didn't know what to choose.

I choose heterosexual.
Well, as my nick is "No" i hope you've voted for me ;)

[Jay]

Choose HER, tekkan. :p

[tekkan]

OH! I get it now!

Your nick is No. Hahaha...I got confused...cause...you know...the..umm.....

Huh..well you look at that...it dosn't show you who voted for who.. :rolleyes:

[Jay]

Huh..well you look at that...it dosn't show you who voted for who.. :rolleyes:

Yeah, I saw that. Good or bad, you think?

[h2orowe]

Oh, Dear lord, I think my vision went bright from that picture.... Hell... the background on which I'm typing seems darker now.

Don't worry Jay, I'm pretty Huwite too. KOKAZN's for life! Yeah, that's worse than AZN.

Anyway, I voted No.

[Praetorian]

I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to vote for Jay.

Don't count on him winning, though. You're female. He's male. On this board, I guess men outnumber women like 85% to 14.8.%

The other 0.2% being me, the forums resident hermaphrodite.

[Jay]

Jay and I am talking shit and he claims to be hotter then I am.
So.. this attentionwhorethread is born...

Hey, I didn't claim that at all. You TOLD me you're hotter than I am, you... you drunk! :p

Besides, you have tits, according to that picture. Which is why you'll get all the votes. ;)

[No_]

I'm comfortable enough with my hetrosexuality to vote for Jay.
Damn ;P
I didn't even got the chanse to brive you with money ;)

[moo]

Jay looks like a serial killer(Dunno if anyone has made that reference before)
So I am sorry, but I have to vote against you.

[koku]

yeah i'm actually going to vote for Jay.



*I think it would be an ULTIMATE embarresment if No lost a poll she started.*

(sorry No, but I'm going to see if this can actually be pulled off).

GO JAY,

[Marblehead]

Well if it's between Jay and me, I'd have to go with me. I'm way hotter than Jay!! :p

[No_]

yeah i'm actuallyi going to vote for Jay. I think it would be an ultimate embarresment if No lost a poll she started.


GO JAY,
Well, I should be embarresed...
But I wouldn't... :D


And kokujin... come on.. I voted for you...
How mean ;)

[koku]

Well, I should be embarresed...
But I wouldn't... :D


And kokujin... come on.. I voted for you...
How mean ;)


i feel guilty now but that wink and the fact i already voted and padded walls stuff is just for personal enjoyment kind of sugar coats the guilt.

I"m sorry no but male vs. female in a who's hotter poll is just unfair.

so in favor of irony


GO JAY! I bet you make Aussies proud....well probably not.

[Jay]

Well if it's between Jay and me, I'd have to go with me. I'm way hotter than Jay!! :p

Meh, your probably are. it's late, I'm bored and cold, I can't give a rat's arse either way. :p

[No_]

i feel guilty now but that wink and the fact i already voted and padded walls stuff is just for personal enjoyment kind of sugar coats the guilt.

I"m sorry no but male vs. female in a who's hotter poll is just unfair.

so in favor of irony


GO JAY! I bet you make Aussies proud....well probably not.
You voted against a swedish chick? ;)
The GODs will punish you... :p

[tekkan]

Yeah, I saw that. Good or bad, you think?

Bad for you.

Or maybe good?

Maybe secret crushes won't be so scared to vote for you?

On the other hand, I voted for No, but that was in my confused state.

[tekkan]

Like I told you, I don't care. It's a shitty picture and that's exactly why you started this. :p


What I want to know is why you even bothered to put a shitty picture of yourself on the internet.

[Jay]

Bad for you.

Or maybe good?

Maybe secret crushes won't be so scared to vote for you?

On the other hand, I voted for No, but that was in my confused state.

I don't give a shit either way, I was just asking YOU. ;)

And it's the only pic I'll ever let anyone take. :mad:

[tekkan]

Oh :(

I guess I can't convince you to appear on my special website then.

BTW, Everyone should visit my website. Though you need a credit card to access it. :rolleyes:

[Jay]

Oh :(

I guess I can't convince you to appear on my special website then.

Yeah. I can't even stand in the background behind someone almost fully out of sight. Sucks, huh?

(By the way, if you want to believe I'm a nerd with zits, like she does, then go ahead. I can't stop you making up your own mind. ;))

It's actually true though, I AM a computer nerd and I DO get zits some of the time. :p

[No_]

Yeah. I can't even stand in the background behind someone almost fully out of sight. Sucks, huh?

(By the way, if you want to believe I'm a nerd with zits, like she does, then go ahead. I can't stop you making up your own mind. ;))

It's actually true though, I AM a computer nerd and I DO get zits some of the time. :p
And you're so cute babydoll ;)
But... I think I just may be hotter than you anyway ;) *smug*

[ChronoSphere]

Boobies ftw.

That is all.

[Jay]

Boobies ftw.

That is all.

I agree and side with you, thus my vote.

[tekkan]

Yeah. I can't even stand in the background behind someone almost fully out of sight. Sucks, huh?

(By the way, if you want to believe I'm a nerd with zits, like she does, then go ahead. I can't stop you making up your own mind. ;))

It's actually true though, I AM a computer nerd and I DO get zits some of the time. :p

I don't really care what you look like in real life. You're entertaining to talk to on the forums and that is all that matters.

[Jay]

I don't really care what you look like in real life. You're entertaining to talk to on the forums and that is all that matters.

Yeah. I still can't believe people voted for me. :p

[tekkan]

Some people find nerdy guys with zits sexy.

Its good there are people like that out there, or us nerds would never get laid.

[No_]

Yeah. I still can't believe people voted for me. :p
Jay, you're an ass..
People like that.
People voted for you.. get over it ;)

[Jay]

Some people find nerdy guys with zits sexy.

Its good there are people like that out there, or us nerds would never get laid.

Yeah, exactly. NERDS FTW!

Edit: Hey look, some other weird person voted for me.

[koku]

jay is a softy pretending to be an ass so he can get more--

ok i'll stop.

but reallly though. I think it would be funny if Jay won this poll. but alas, that would look "gay" or soemthing. Besides it's like annonmous anyways.

I guess only me and preatorian are the ones that find it humerous that in a forum with a male to female ratio of 15:1, a male would win this poll.

i'll be over here in my crazy corner.

[No_]

jay is a softy pretending to be an ass so he can get more--

ok i'll stop.

but reallly though. I think it would be funny if Jay won this poll. but alas, that would look "gay" or soemthing. Besides it's like annonmous anyways.

I guess only me and preatorian are the ones that find it humerous that in a forum with a male to female ratio of 15:1, a male would win this poll.

i'll be over here in my crazy corner.
Well, I would find it funny to...
Not surprising but funny...
That pic is ugly.. but he still is charming ;)

[Pfalzer]

i voted swedish becuz swedes are too hawt to trot and jazz like tht. O and nvm...

[tekkan]

I dunno, I've always pictured swedish woman as large women dressed in a poka dotted dress who sold sausages.

But what do I know?

[Jay]

I dunno, I've always pictured swedish woman as large women dressed in a poka dotted dress who sold sausages.

But what do I know?

A lot, apparently. I pictured Swedish women like that as well.

In a hut on their own little patch of land, running off the delinquents. Right? :D

[No_]

well.. thanks... :D
Oh I got to get a polkadotted dress...

[LJustus]

Boobies ftw.

That is all.
Quoted for thruthery.

By the way No, please post a clearer pic. :)

All the Swedish chicks I have run across (about 20 or so, admittedly a small sample size) have been smokin' hot.

[koku]

well.. thanks... :D
Oh I got to get a polkadotted dress...


don't forget get large and get a job as sausage-mart. Then you would be the complete set.

[tekkan]

don't forget get large and get a job as sausage-mart. Then you would be the complete set.

That would be sexy.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Vote No.

Because unlike some people here. I'm not ghey :).

[Jay]

Yes, vote her. I did. ;)

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Hye' Jay The Man.

Is that your real IP adress under you Name? Also, is it the full IP address?

[No_]

Hye' Jay The Man.

Is that your real IP adress under you Name? Also, is it the full IP address?
...
Is he kidding?

[Jay]

...
Is he kidding?

I seriously hope not.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Yes. Yes I am.

Anyways. Jay, Im gonna hack you now.

Mwuahahaha *Puts on evil grin*

[tekkan]

You have the same ip as me Jay man. I think we're internet brothers or something.

[Jay]

You have the same ip as me Jay man. I think we're internet brothers or something.

YAY WE R INTANET BRUVAZ! YAY 4 SAME IP!

[Jancen]

Got to say No is looking pretty good.All I can say for Jay is.....Man I am really sorry :-/ J/k

[Jay]

Got to say No is looking pretty good.All I can say for Jay is.....Man I am really sorry :-/ J/k

I knew I shouldn't have even put the damn thing up, too. I hate it so much. And that's a bad picture too.

[No_]

I voted for Jay...
Not that I find him attractive or anything...
I'm just not gay/inlove with myself ;)

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Why don't you put up a better one?

If thats even possible. HAHA J/K dude.

[Jay]

Why don't you put up a better one?

If thats even possible. HAHA J/K dude.

Don't see any pics of YOU online... :rolleyes:

[Jiant Flying Panda]

No Digital Camera you smartass :D.

I'm a modest person but since this is the internet and there is no need to not be rude, I think it's safe for me that I'm a good looking guy.

Besides, only a handful of you are worthy of viewing me. Including you Jay ;).

Damn. I should of voted for you....

[Myrsilus]

I'm hot. I think.

I vote Jay since I know him much better than No and I judge hotness on much more than looks. I'm comfortable with my sexuality, so I can comfortably say you're hot, Jay.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I'm hot. I think.

I vote Jay since I know him much better than No and I judge hotness on much more than looks. I'm comfortable with my sexuality, so I can comfortably say you're hot, Jay.

Yeah when you think about it Jay is rather sexy :rolleyes:.

[Jay]

Stop teasing me, Panda. *cry*

I fucking hate that picture.

[Shamu]

Since I tend to vote for whoever has the best accent, I have to go with No, even though I'm a girl and she's a girl. Why? because she's Swedish and so am I (well, I'm half anyway) and Svensk Flicka rule! (edit: thank you No_ for the correct translation! I really need to practice Swedish again!) . Screw all of you and your thoughts of large Swedish women in polka dot dresses selling sausage! ;) Somehow I'll prove to you all that Swedish girls pwn all other girls! :p
Sorry Jay, I just couldn't vote for ya, because Swedish accent> Aussie accent no matter what the gender.

[Myrsilus]

Sure is. Matter of opinion. And like I said, I know him better, so comparing their hotness on a deeper level will automatically have Jay win.

[No_]

Yeah when you think about it Jay is rather sexy :rolleyes:.
He's hot in a nerdy nerdy jackass way... ;)
Young girls may be foold by his charm...
But I'm not...
He's a ass, but in such a lovely, cute babydoll way...

[Jay]

Damn. I should of voted for you....

Yeah, not so sure of yaself now, are ya? ;)

It's alright, I still like ya. :D

[Jiant Flying Panda]

He's hot in a nerdy nerdy jackass way... ;)
Young girls may be foold by his charm...
But I'm not...
He's a ass, but in such a lovely, cute babydoll way...

Riiiight. Uh-oh Jay, I think someone has an e-crush :o. How cute.

Stop teasing me, Panda. *cry*

I fucking hate that picture.

Im sorry Jay *hugs*, you know im just playing. Also, I said you was rather hott... Besides, The camera adds ten pounds :).

[No_]

Riiiight. Uh-oh Jay, I think someone has an e-crush :o. How cute.

Hrr hrr:D
He's my new boytoy ;)
E-crushes are for freaks ;)

[Praetorian]

E-crushes are for freaks ;)


Are e-best friends okay? There's this guy from New Zealand I've been talking to for 4 years and he's easily my best friend and I'd trust him blind.

And then there's Loc. Easily one of my real life friends, even though I've never met him. (Yet.)

Edit:

Sorry, forgot to add that I shouldn't have asked you in the first place. I don't really care for other peoples' opinions. Thanks though, I assume you were in the midst of writing how it was totally OK, because that is my opinion on it, and you don't seem like the type of person that's wrong all that much.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Hrr hrr:D
He's my new boytoy ;)
E-crushes are for freaks ;)

IRT To Jay The Man
*Starts singing in very low voice*
Come crawling faster.... Obey your master...

[No_]

Are e-best friends okay? There's this guy from New Zealand I've been talking to for 4 years and he's easily my best friend and I'd trust him blind.

And then there's Loc. Easily one of my real life friends, even though I've never met him. (Yet.)
I'ts okay ;)
If you aint got any other friends :p
(i got one too, been talking to him for 5 years, he calles me "auntie No")

[scan2001]

Can I say you are both great lookers?

[Loc]

Sign me up for crazy camp, humour > all. :D
JP, you know who you really wanted to vote for ;)
I don't even know who you are Michael...
<_<
>_>

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Sign me up for crazy camp, humour > all. :D
JP, you know who you really wanted to vote for ;)
I don't even know who you are Michael...
<_<
>_>

Can I take the my vote Back?

Loc is here and he worthy of *MY* praise. Almost no one on the face of the Earth is, he is but the few.

Loc's sexyness is Godlike.....

[Loc]

aww c'mon JP :o
You know your teh secksi one :D

[Jiant Flying Panda]

aww c'mon JP :o
You know your teh secksi one :D

Well..... Yeah Okay.

I am one good looking son of a bicth.

But that's not the point.... The point of this thread is to make Jay The Man feel good about himself :).

[koku]

why do Loc and Panda get along so well? are they the same posters??

any who, i love how Jay is only 5 votes behind.

[Myrsilus]

If this was a contest including me, it would be a landslide victory because I'm Rico Suave.

... sorry.

What is surprising is this thread suddenly became a conversation between them. And yet I still keep coming to look at what they said. Says a lot about my boredom.

[Loc]

kokujin don't get jealous dude, we love you too *heart* ;p
We can all just compliment each other in every thread haha, like the three musketeers except more badass...

[koku]

If this was a contest including me, it would be a landslide victory because I'm Rico Suave.

... sorry.

What is surprising is this thread suddenly became a conversation between them. And yet I still keep coming to look at what they said. Says a lot about my boredom.


lol that's funny, wel'll. lets have a conversatiopn. the general area is like dead now.

[Myrsilus]

Hah. Good show then. So Kokujin... you won the last battle, right? I ain't surprised. Not a bood looking feller. And c'mon... I know you've been considering that the toilet girl might have sensed your hotness and was like "Oh! I better sit here and surprise whoever is coming! My hot senses are going haywire!"

:D I'm stupid.

[Ayame]

I voted for Jay because he didn't waste my time with this thread.

[koku]

Hah. Good show then. So Kokujin... you won the last battle, right? I ain't surprised. Not a bood looking feller. And c'mon... I know you've been considering that the toilet girl might have sensed your hotness and was like "Oh! I better sit here and surprise whoever is coming! My hot senses are going haywire!"

:D I'm stupid.


i understood like....3% of that.

[Myrsilus]

Har har har. Sorry.

I was referring to the Kokujin vs. Jay thing in the past where the same question was asked... the whole hotness thing.

Then the toilet girl... I was referring to the strange white woman that was in your bathroom. And that she probably sensed you coming and decided that she would like for you to see her in this "flattering" position because she sensed you were the hotness.

And then I said I was stupid.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Praise Allah, no one is hurt.

I chose No_.

[koku]

Har har har. Sorry.

I was referring to the Kokujin vs. Jay thing in the past where the same question was asked... the whole hotness thing.

Then the toilet girl... I was referring to the strange white woman that was in your bathroom. And that she probably sensed you coming and decided that she would like for you to see her in this "flattering" position because she sensed you were the hotness.

And then I said I was stupid.


you are a genious....do you know everything about my life? You sure must.

[Myrsilus]

Of course I do. I am Fujin. It is my job to know these things. Gwa ha ha.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Of course I do. I am Fujin. It is my job to know these things. Gwa ha ha.

You go, girl.

[Myrsilus]

... you'll never stop calling me a girl, will you?

Woe is me. At least call me a sexy girl.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

... you'll never stop calling me a girl, will you?

Woe is me. At least call me a sexy girl.

Of course I do. I am Vocab. It is my job to say these things. Gwa ha ha.

[Myrsilus]

You copy Fujin. Fujin is great.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

You copy Fujin. Fujin is great.

....... JEW!!!

[Myrsilus]

x.x I'm leaving. Simple as that.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

x.x I'm leaving. Simple as that.

Once I'm through with you, DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!!!!!

[Benaire]

Didnt bother reading it all but im going to vote for Jay as No is just attention whoreing.

[whispering]

No_ wins hands down.

[Praetorian]

No_ wins hands down.


Why do hands have to be down?

[No_]

Didnt bother reading it all but im going to vote for Jay as No is just attention whoreing.
Yepp!
But I'm still in the lead...
Stupid motherfuckers ;)

[Jay]

I love how FIFTEEN people have voted for me.

Why, you stupid fuckheads? Why? :p

[Jiant Flying Panda]

I love how FIFTEEN people have voted for me.

Why, you stupid fuckheads? Why? :p

Because their ghey?

I established that like, in my first post.

[Jay]

So now I have a bunch of gay guys after me?

Batten down the hatches, boys and girls, this could get ugly.

[Thespis]

Well, I voted for Jay in the Jay / kokujin thread, but not this round. Voted for No_ even though she mistakingly thinks I somehow resemble a serial killer, heh. :p

[koku]

hey look Jay is losing this one too. :P

hahahaha i'm sorry that was mean. now everyones going to bump the old one.

:(

[Jay]

Well, I voted for Jay in the Jay / kokujin thread, but not this round. Voted for No_ even though she mistakingly thinks I somehow resemble a serial killer, heh. :p

Nevertheless, I still have a couple more votes since last I looked.

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

[koku]

Nevertheless, I still have a couple more votes since last I looked.

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!


you still look, lollerskate and roffl tuffles.

[Jay]

you still look, lollerskate and roffl tuffles.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[koku]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?


translation:

You still look? I am greatly humored at the fact that you still have the urge and need to look at such an old thread. My, it seems as if you're heart won't go on. One might say....you revel in victory and sigh in defeat. ruffles, and tuffles.

[Thespis]

Nevertheless, I still have a couple more votes since last I looked.

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Post a better picture of yourself. ;) One without bad lighting, hehe. My vote wasn't simply due to her being female either, because I can think of some females that you're hotter than.

[Jay]

Post a better picture of yourself. ;) One without bad lighting, hehe. My vote wasn't simply due to her being female either, because I can think of some females that you're hotter than.

I'm not worried about your vote at all. in fact I'm encouraging people NOT to vote for me. ;)

And my one phobia is probably the camera. :(

[Thespis]

I'm not worried about your vote at all. in fact I'm encouraging people NOT to vote for me. ;)

And my one phobia is probably the camera. :(
I didn't assume otherwise. :)

[No_]

I'm not worried about your vote at all. in fact I'm encouraging people NOT to vote for me. ;)

And my one phobia is probably the camera. :(
We're voting for you cuz we want a new pic of you...
Come on babydoll... ;)

[Jay]

We're voting for you cuz we want a new pic of you...
Come on babydoll... ;)

By common consent: You have a crush on me.

[Pfalzer]

Becuz he breaks cameras everytime he takes pictures! :P

[Jay]

Becuz he breaks cameras everytime he takes pictures! :P

...says the guy who KNOWS he's so ugly he breaks cameras, and makes "who is uglier than Pfalzer" threads. ;)

[Shamu]

Becuz he breaks cameras everytime he takes pictures! :P
LMAO! at least ya don't need a flash when you take his picture :D
Sorry Jay, I just love being a smartass!

[koku]

Becuz he breaks cameras everytime he takes pictures! :P


you dont post as much as you use to.

and i like this sig alot better than the last one.

[No_]

By common consent: You have a crush on me.
I don't have a crush on you.. I looove you :rolleyes:
( in other words, fuck of asshole :P)

[stoningcrows]

The No girl .... you need to post a pic with you FACING the camera

[Pfalzer]

MOO! MEOWWWWWWW~~~~!!!!! yeah i ahvent been posting much lately becuz ive been out lately MOOO!!!!!