Dreams~

[kensei]

I apologize if a thread like this has already been made. With that out of the way, what have your dreams been about lately?

[D-pad]

I apologize if a thread like this has already been made. With that out of the way, what have your dreams been about lately?
Sex, Fighting gangs or ninja's or ninja gangs, sex, shooting people, sex, more sex, and then some sex followed by sex.

[Kiljou]

I had an incredibly vivid dream that I was in a pool, and was surrounded by all sorts of chicks I had asked over the years. They came up to me in turn, we talked, I grabbed a boob, and they swam away. Rinse and repeat.

I am seriously not kidding. I have the weirdest dreams.

[kensei]

I had an incredibly vivid dream that I was in a pool, and was surrounded by all sorts of chicks I had asked over the years. They came up to me in turn, we talked, I grabbed a boob, and they swam away. Rinse and repeat.

I am seriously not kidding. I have the weirdest dreams.
Please, that's nothing. Earlier today I had a dream that I, with several other individuals, stood before God. God was a lesbian in a judge's robe, mind you. God, who was standing in front of the entrace to heaven, said that the only way to get into heaven was to catch as many platypi as you could, and let the hunt begin. Platypi appear, I grab a few, and heaven turns out to be a mixture of Wonka's factory and a large mall.

True fucking story.

My latest dream actually was a lot more awesome. I was in the midst of a human/orc war and was rendering orcs asunder. The weaponry was beautiful. I used something like the buster sword before switching to something akin to a shaolin staff (can't remember the name) and then twin short swords. There was also a very kick-ass scythe that I wanted that a girl was using. I told said girl she'd better survive just to get that weapon to me *grins*

[Kiljou]

You should have said that you wanted to use your... "weapon" on her. ;)

[kensei]

...

Forget the girl, the scythe was fucking awesome looking.

[DJEvan]

meh, seem that D finally got over his trauma and is back to his old self. Can't say i welcome it wholeheartedly, but at least it looks like it back to normal. For now.

On topic: i don't usually have dreams, because i'm usually comatose. But i've been known to speak in my sleep sometimes. maybe i should set up a recorder or something, might give me a clue to what i'm dreaming.

[Jay]

Sex, Fighting gangs or ninja's or ninja gangs, sex, shooting people, sex, more sex, and then some sex followed by sex.

See this is why people don't directly ask YOU. Aside from MRirian I guess, but she's just... well, I'll put that one aside for later.

If one of your posts doesn't have something salacious or about sex in it, I might just topple over and die.

[kensei]

I think we should drag D into the sex thread and have him explain, in depth, what it is about sex that he's so obsessed with.

Oh, and I don't think the his post where he showed us the design for his sword had any mention of sex. Ironic that it took a phallic symbol to take his mind off sex, huh?

*patpats D*

[Jay]

Oh, and I don't think the his post where he showed us the design for his sword had any mention of sex. Ironic that it took a phallic symbol to take his mind off sex, huh?

Your penis is long, flat and has a really pointy end?

*topples over and dies anyways*

[DJEvan]

rofl. And i take back my last statement about D. Apparently i mistook Kiljou for him. Glad to see there's another sexually overcharged Energizer bunny hopping all over this place.

/sarcasm

[kensei]

Your penis is long, flat and has a really pointy end?

*topples over and dies anyways*
Do you really wish to invoke the wrath of pictures?

[Jay]

Do you really wish to invoke the wrath of pictures?

Sure. I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality.

(Balls in your court, son. *will he really do it?* :p)

[kensei]

You win this round, Jay, but there will be others!

[kensei]

rofl. And i take back my last statement about D. Apparently i mistook Kiljou for him. Glad to see there's another sexually overcharged Energizer bunny hopping all over this place.

/sarcasm
Yeah, D_Pad69 is the virgin and Kiljou is the one that claims not to be a virgin ^_^

You guys have got a good handful of complete pervs on these forums (I'm not sure if that includes me now that I'm here >.>)

[DJEvan]

yeah, RWPW attracts al kinds of people. But mostly the undersexed ones.

Welcome to the Family.

[Jay]

Yeah, welcome to the family Evan! :p

[tekkan]

You win this round, Jay, but there will be others!


Don't let him win that easily.

Here I'll respond for you

Do you Dare to Click? (http://www.thefreakshow.co.uk/images/sword%20swallowing%208.jpg)

[Jay]

Do you Dare to Click? (http://www.thefreakshow.co.uk/images/sword%20swallowing%208.jpg)

Lame. I've seen a guy swallow more than 10 swords at once, as it happened. I don't need pictures. :p

[tekkan]

If only you hadn't quoted me in your post. Then I could've edited my post, changed the link to something more..appropriate.

Lame. I've seen a guy swallow more than 10 "swords" at once, as it happened. I don't need pictures.

hehe...swallow...swords....

[Jay]

Hey, I'm an accomodating guy, tekkan... I can change the link to Shit Loving Midgets Part IV if you want, get you banned... :p

[tekkan]

Whew, I'm sure glad I'm not the only one who's seen that film.

You've got good tastes Jay Man.

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I hate this board. I can't do arrows or ascii pictures.

[Jay]

Jay Man.

Who? Who he? ;)

[koku]

i think a week ago i dreamed about having a kiss/make-out session with otsuka ai.

it was awesome. but i was like half awake and sort of imagning it myself.

hmmm usually though i don't dream much.

[belladonna]

hmmm.... lately it's been guys... the first i was at home and there was this guy about 24 that was renting my sister's old room and he kept trying to make out with me and then this guy i'm friends with, whom i used to like, came over one day, through the back door and asked my mom something and she said, "that's fine, just ask her..." so he asks me to be a summer camp counselor with him, while we are there, ellimak on the old boards, was also a counselor and we hang out when i'm not with the other guy, and one day she and i go back to mine and the guy's cabin (o.O) and he's with this girl and they're about to go swimming and he says that he'll be back later, one of my friend's tells me that he's cheating on me, and another goes off and listens to they're conversation.... when he gets back he drops on one knee and proposes... we then go and get in the shower and are having sex when we hear a knock on the cabin door... he gets out really fast and dries off so that no one is suspisious, Prof. McGonagal is our boss and she is the one that knocked, i come out of the bathroom a few minutes later and kami and McGonagal, and paul are all talking and then i remember the guy at my house but i remember that i love paul and that one ended....

then the next day i had another dream: i was in the cafeteria making out with this guy (who is really hot: black spiky hair, blue eyes, kind of muscley, kind of pale....) and a girl i knew in pre-school and elementary school comes up to me and says that she's going to try and get me kicked out of the honor society for PDA and she leaves, then we get up to go to class and one of my friends comes up to me and says "so i see you've met ryan..." and i tell her that i met him in calculus... and then she tells me that his dad is a senator or city councilman or something of the sort.... and then i woke up.....

[Jay]

Snip.

Paragraphs and periods are your friend. ;)

[Kiljou]

.....and Kiljou is the one that claims not to be a virgin ^_^


Believe me, I'm just as surprised as anyone that I actually managed to convince a girl to have sex with me at 16. I woke up the next morning, thinking that it had been a dream (that's common for men, actually), flopped over, and found my face buried in my girlfriend's naked back. I just layed there for a while because it was so comfy... :o

[belladonna]

what did she say about your face being in her back? hmm? i bet that wasn't too comfortable for her!

[beans and nachos]

i was being chased by a huge pencil recently.... the next day i had a pop quiz in pre-cal!

[DJEvan]

wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd. Stay away from me.




no really.

[Dresh]

I usually can't remember my dreams, and they're usually stupid. In most of my dreams I can't run worth shit, I can't fight worth shit, and I can't swim worth shit. But last night I had a dream that broke that trend. Some guy tried to rob me or something with a knife so I wrenched it out of his hand and sliced him with it. I don't remember anything but I remembered that. Hopefully I'll be able to run and swim pretty soon as well. Though the lack of swimming isn't so bad since I can always breathe underwater.

[LJustus]

I had a dream last ngiht that was basically a movie. I don't really remember all of it, but here is what I remember.

A couple (Jennifer Connelly and Ben Affleck) seem to be the perfect couple. Married, nice old house (where strange things sometimes happen - unknown to the inhabitants), good neighborhood, etc., etc. Well, they begin to have problems in their relationship right about the time that Jennifer gets pregnant.

The spirit of the house has grown to be very fond of Jennifer. He is a bit jealous and routinely does small things to Ben - like hide his car keys/cell phone. Well, the attacks on Ben escalate - garage doors closing at inopportune times, faulty wiring, loose floor boards. At the same time, the house does everything it can for Jennifer. If she mentions a draft or that she is cold, the problem usually fixes itself in minutes. Jennifer tells Ben that sometimes she can hear a man's voice (special celebrity voice) whispering to her in the house. Of course, Ben thinks she is just being a chick. (What guy believes in these things, right?)

So, after the baby is born, the house become sprotective of her, but plans to use her to get rid of Ben. One night, Ben is getting up to change the baby (good husband). Well, the house wakes Jennifer, and just as she is entering the baby's room, she sees Ben "attacking the baby". Really, the house pulls the rug out from under him, and as he falls, he tries to catch himself. It just appears to Jennifer that he is trying to hurt the baby. (Of course, he has been complaining of never getting any sleep, no life, all those things that new parents experience.)

The final shot of the movie is Jennifer kicking Ben out. In the background, there is an item on a desk - one of those things they sell at Spencer's - like a board with silver pins in it that you make shapes in. (Anyone know what I am talking about here?) Well, there is a smiling face imprinted in the board. . . that of our special celebrity guest voice. . .Sting (the singer, not the wrestler).

[Josh]

I had this dream that started out basically like the movie Dickie Roberts, except I was Chris Farley. Odd, I know. But it gets about half way into the movie and Im about to sleep with the hot mom and out of nowhere Lord Saddler(RE4) comes down and kidnaps her. Apparently I was so pissed that I "transformed" into a power ranger but then the fairy from EuroTrip said "You're too fat Chris Farley! You are a zord! haha!" I then turn into Link(Legend of Zelda Series), once again, odd.

I go out aviking trying to find the hot mom and along the way I fight goombas and bomb-ombs(Mario Series) with a glock and gladius. I end up fighting Jecht (FFX) and he tells me where to find Saddler and the hot mom. So I go off again fighting more goombas and bomb-ombs until finally I reach his castle. I bust down the door and Heihachi(Tekken Series) drops down and we fight. He is beating the crap out of me until Dante (Devil May Cry) shoots him and I stab him with the master sword that I dont remember getting.

I rush up to fight Saddler and after a few minutes I finally am about to kill him and Samus Aran(Metroid Series) throws be a bomb and I throw it at him and he explodes. Then Samus drops down off a cliff and Fox(Star Fox) catches her and she throws me landspeeder keys(Star Wars). Eventually me and the hot mom are about to "make babies" and thats where I wake up to my mom screaming that the basement is flooding.

Im such a nerd.

[Kuroshi]

I had two dreams within a few days of each other that I was on vacation in Wildwood, New Jersey, and some sort of disaster struck each time (First time, an amusement-park-pier burnt, the second time, some freak elevator mishap demolished the hotel that I would have stayed in. I was on the beach, both times, watching)

[kshgosu]

I had a vague dream last night which consisted of me boning like 40 bitches. It is amazing the chicks my mind can create, I could be a seijin mangaka if I wanted...

[UlrichRyddle]

The wierdest dream that I've had of late involved me being a stealth commando a'la Solid Snake or Sam Fisher, my mission was to infiltrate a building that had 3 floors. Each floor had a room in which a girl was being held against her will, and each floor had a plethora of well armed guards making sure the girls stayed there in their rooms. I was to get inside the building without being detected, find each girl, and get all 3 of them out and to safety without any of us being detected by the guards. The first floor had rather lame guards and I got in easily, found the girl (who was amazingly attractive). I told her who I was and what I was there to do, and she insisted that I have sex with her. So I did. Then I told her I needed to get back to the mission, and she told me to go get the other two, while she stayed there in her room. I made my way to the second floor which was dead empty. Not a single person there. Not even the girl I was supposed to find there. I go up to the third floor and there are guards EVERYWHERE. After what seemed like 3 hours of just avoiding detection, I finally located the third girl, who was also amazingly attractive. I told her who I was, and what I was and what I was there to do, and she said she'd been waiting for me for a month. She insisted that we get out as quickly as possible and get the other girls out. I tell her that the 2nd Floor Girl wasn't even there, and she says something akin to: "Figures, she's always such a flake." On the way out of the third floor, 3rdFloorGirl begins to tell me how to do my job. "No no, we should go this way."

"All of the guards just went that way..."

"...Well...I think we should."

Finally, we get back to the first floor and find FirstFloorGirl again, only she's scared and doesn't want to leave now. We finally convince her to leave, and once we're outside the building, 2ndFloorGirl drives up in a black Jeep and yells for us all to get in. We do, and drive off into the sunset.

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I've been having a reoccuring dream of sorts, in that, occasionally, I'll dream that I am in a mall, but it's the same mall every time. The first time I had a dream that took place in this mall, I was hanging around in a dollar store, looking for candy bars to buy. I finally settled on buying a Snickers (which is odd, because I don't like snickers). On the way out, some kid, about my age, walks by me and just takes the Snickers out of my hand. I grab him and tell him to give it back, and he just says he's sorry and gives it back. I put the candy bar in my pocket and continue down the mall. As I'm walking, for some reason I keep thinking how beautiful it looks now that they've renovated it. It has 2 floors, and the lighting is dim, without being too dark. Most, if not all, of the store signs are large, yellow neon signs. As I walk, I hear my cell phone ring, so I take it out my pocket and say, "Hello". a guys voice on the other end says, "Hey, Chris, what's up?". I say, "Sorry, bud, you've got the wrong number - I'm not Chris.". He says, "What? Of course you are, what are you talking about? This is *my actual cell number*, right?". I say, "Well, yeah that's the number you dialed but I'm not Chris, sorry.". I hang up, and then decide to walk into the toy store. As I'm walking down the aisles browsing at action figures, one of the workers rudely tells me to get out. I just kind of looked at him and kept browsing. Just then, two other guys come in the store and start acting like idiots, taking EVERYTHING off of the racks and playing with it, even climbing on the shelves to get at the stock on top. After that, I woke up.

Another dream that I had that took place in this mall, started with me at a department store in the mall with my parents. We're looking around at things, and then my mom suggests that we all go see a movie. My dad and I agree and we all go through the same doorway to make our way to the movie theatre...and somehow I end up outside the mall. And the mall is in the middle of nowhere. There was a parking lot (with no cars in it), and it extended indefinately in all directions. I decide, "No, problem, I'll just walk around to the theatre and go in that way". So, I find the doors to the theatre and walk in, and all of the lights are out, and all of the doors lock. I stumble around in the darkness trying to find an unlocked door, but not only is there still no one around, but there aren't even any doors. Finally, I find a piece of the wall that just gives way, and I find myself actually in one of the theatre rooms, constantly changing shades of gray are projected on the screen, and all of the seats are taken. Everyone is staring ahead blankly. I start to make my way out when I see my friends Ben and Erin sitting next to eachother. I kneel down in front of them and ask what's going on and they both just kind of look at me like they're scared beyond simple thought and tell me that I shouldn't be there. I finally find a door to leave through, and I end up in the department store my parents and I were in before we decided to see a movie.

There was also another dream that I had the other night that took place at a different area in the same mall, but I cannot remember exactly what happened anymore.

[MFDub]

My latest dream put me in the world of 8-Bit Theatre. I don't remember the details, but I remember waking up very confused...