View Full Version : Someone tried to break into my house!!!
Gestapo Hunter
12-09-2005, 07:32 PM
yeah it happened last night at 2:30AM I saw that motherfucker in my kitchen of all place.whats worst is that he tried to kill me by shooting me with a .22 revolver.So I shot back with my .45,since I was using hallow point I blew a big chunk off his left shoulder and he went down screaming like a little bitch. Now hes in a hospital trying to get a lawyer to sue me.
Damn, and my BS detector went to repairs just last week.
Random
12-09-2005, 07:38 PM
This is why guns in private hands = bad.
I'm fairly sure that had you of been in a country where guns are generally illegal, the guy would not have had a gun anyway. He might have, but it's less likely.
Also, isn't hollowpoint illegal? Where exactly are you?
edit: NERD: humour him :)
Stephy
12-09-2005, 07:38 PM
Oh my goodness!O.o Um....
c-rex
12-09-2005, 07:39 PM
Funny. Very funny troll. Problem is hollowpoints are designed for soft tissue damage and you wouldn't have done that much damage to his shoulder. When the hollowpoint fragmented it would have lodged in the bone and muscle rather than blowing it away. If you really wanted to do damage with a hollowpoint you'd line up on his stomach and blow some internal organs out with a double tap.
This thing deserves a lock.
Gestapo Hunter
12-09-2005, 07:41 PM
What I want to know is what the hell was he doing in my kitchen.
c-rex
12-09-2005, 07:43 PM
what I want to know is why you are a lying moron begging for attention?
Shit I just fed the troll again.
Um yeah, it's spelt hollow. Duh.
c-rex
12-09-2005, 08:04 PM
Random.
Hollows are legal in America. I have a clip right next to me loaded FMJ-hollow-hollow-FMJ etc for a AR-150B. The bums like to break into student housing out here so I borrowd the gun off my cousin, it is my insurance policy. Between the laser and nightvision sites it ought to take care of them.
Mind you I wouldn't kill anyone over my TV or computer, but some of these guys have been known to rape girls, so if he comes in when a girl is over the guy is taking a three round burst.
Quartermaster
12-09-2005, 08:20 PM
He just wanted a meal. Otherwise, he'd be in your bathroom or living room.
Gestapo Hunter
12-09-2005, 09:14 PM
Now he wants to sue me aint that great he he was the one who shot first
Random
12-09-2005, 09:19 PM
Random.
Hollows are legal in America. I have a clip right next to me loaded FMJ-hollow-hollow-FMJ etc for a AR-150B. The bums like to break into student housing out here so I borrowd the gun off my cousin, it is my insurance policy. Between the laser and nightvision sites it ought to take care of them.
Mind you I wouldn't kill anyone over my TV or computer, but some of these guys have been known to rape girls, so if he comes in when a girl is over the guy is taking a three round burst.
I swear there is some kind of illegal ammo, but maybe not.
:-P we generally don't have guns here, and yet crime rates are not *that* high anyway. Oh, and now we're passing laws so that guns that might look like guns (namely, airsoft and replicas) are banned and you can be arrested for possessing them - why? To stop criminals with real guns.
Stupid, really.
As an aside, I prefer projection type laser sights (that project the laser onto glass on top of the gun) to actual lasers - they're still accurate enough for any shooting you're doing using lasers anyway, while at the same time people can't see where you're aiming :-P
Quartermaster
12-09-2005, 09:19 PM
Periods and commas love you.
hapacheese
12-09-2005, 09:33 PM
Actually, the banning of gun replicas is not to stop criminals with real guns, per say, but rather to avoid confusion during emergency situations. There have been people in America that have been shot/killed because they were believed to be armed, when they simply had a toy gun. It's for the safety of the police (who have to try and determine if the gun is real or not in a split second) and the safety of the people.
As for banning guns, at least in America, it's really too late. Guns are too wide-spread to have any sort of chance of getting them out of America. Perhaps if there was strict border control *between states*, some states that are small enough could enforce a general gun ban, but good luck in areas like middle America where there are vast expanses of empty land, pockmarked by small towns and such...
Or, better yet, in New York or California.
Gestapo Hunter
12-09-2005, 09:33 PM
You should have heard the noise woke the whole neighbor hood.Loud ass gun shot, cussing, and screaming.
c-rex
12-09-2005, 09:39 PM
Didn't some British dude get killed by a Scotland Yard shooting team after he left a bar drunk with a boromstick. People called up and said he had a shotgun so the team surround him, he raised the broomstick and got blown away. I'm looking around for a story on it.
Quartermaster
12-09-2005, 09:39 PM
Crashing, boomerangs, explosions, car chases, helicopters, one-liners, ripped shirts, and a humorous reference to race relations. A black cop and a white cop? What is this craziness?
Random
12-09-2005, 09:44 PM
Actually, the banning of gun replicas is not to stop criminals with real guns, per say, but rather to avoid confusion during emergency situations. There have been people in America that have been shot/killed because they were believed to be armed, when they simply had a toy gun. It's for the safety of the police (who have to try and determine if the gun is real or not in a split second) and the safety of the people.
As for banning guns, at least in America, it's really too late. Guns are too wide-spread to have any sort of chance of getting them out of America. Perhaps if there was strict border control *between states*, some states that are small enough could enforce a general gun ban, but good luck in areas like middle America where there are vast expanses of empty land, pockmarked by small towns and such...
Or, better yet, in New York or California.
No - it's already illegal for people to have replicas in public, concelead or not, but now it's gonna be illegal to just own them - so military reenactors, airsofters etc are now basically not allowed to use any weapons.
hapacheese
12-09-2005, 09:46 PM
Same where I live. It is illegal to own them for the same reasons stated above. All toy/replica guns have to have clearly identifiable markers that show them to be fakes (i.e. made of bright orange plastic or whatever).
FireWolf238
12-09-2005, 10:02 PM
in us al we need to have is an orange tip. so far we can stil keep our airosft guns. although the tip broke off of my pistol. and i belive that it makes no diference wether u make guns leggal or no, cuz criminals get illegal ones anyway, so the bullet signaure is not registered.
Jon885
12-09-2005, 10:14 PM
yeah it happened last night at 2:30AM I saw that motherfucker in my kitchen of all place.whats worst is that he tried to kill me by shooting me with a .22 revolver.So I shot back with my .45,since I was using hallow point I blew a big chunk off his left shoulder and he went down screaming like a little bitch. Now hes in a hospital trying to get a lawyer to sue me.
Are you serious? I just can't wrap my mind around this.
akitaka
12-09-2005, 10:25 PM
Damn, and my BS detector went to repairs just last week.
Want mine? Apparently my senses have grown acute enough to render it useless.
FireWolf238
12-09-2005, 10:27 PM
hmm another thing, gestapo hunter, if that moran does sues you i hope he'll be forced to pay for all the expances. cuz you did the right thing. personally i would have aimed for the chest for a killing shot, but that's asuming that i had the time to do so...
Want mine? Apparently my senses have grown acute enough to render it useless.
Well, the guy at the repairs said it would take one week, but um, I think he was bullshitting me. I wouldn't have known that though, would I?
FireWolf238
12-09-2005, 10:53 PM
wut's a bs detector.
in my house i don't need one, my evarage rep is that i have like artillary cannonsin my house so people usually fear me....and as for those who don't know about my exsistance,in cupertino people are probabaly too stupid to know how to break into a house
BS=bullshit. BS detector works almost the same way sarcasm detector does, except it may have an extra microchip or two. But somehow, even with the advancement of technology, efforts to create a BS detector/sarcasm detector in one device has failed.
FireWolf238
12-09-2005, 10:56 PM
ohh hmm looks like i need a tune up
Admiral Luis
12-09-2005, 11:01 PM
stop seeing steven seagal films. thats not reality
FireWolf238
12-09-2005, 11:05 PM
who's that refering too? if me than i never watch him in first place,he absolutly sucks.
Admiral Luis
12-09-2005, 11:07 PM
who's that refering too? if me than i never watch him in first place,he absolutly sucks.
not you the guy who made this story up
FireWolf238
12-10-2005, 02:29 AM
ohhh wat's so unreal about this story? it makes sence, if someone breaks into ur house, you shoot him, plain and simple
yeah it happened last night at 2:30AM I saw that motherfucker in my kitchen of all place.whats worst is that he tried to kill me by shooting me with a .22 revolver.So I shot back with my .45,since I was using hallow point I blew a big chunk off his left shoulder and he went down screaming like a little bitch. Now hes in a hospital trying to get a lawyer to sue me.
Laws are weird in the US. If you shoot someone in your house you might be sued, but if you killed him (and your life was in danger), no problem. Hopefully the judge throws the case out.
FireWolf238
12-10-2005, 06:29 AM
the judge better will, otherwise i'l find a way to really get a machinegun into my house....and as soon as slef defence will become illegal, i'll flea to france to prepare a libarating army to rescue US
Snake eyeS
12-10-2005, 09:40 AM
ohhh wat's so unreal about this story? it makes sence, if someone breaks into ur house, you shoot him, plain and simple
Yes sir! people in the USA are wise and capable of knowing when to use a gun... im so happy people like you are allowed to own and handle guns. it makes the world a much safer place....Yes sir! the gun law totally kicks ass, i cant wait to hear from other billies that own one and are not afraid to use it on someone. i bet your suburb is a haven of safety because everyone is locked and loaded.
hope your devices are working still.
King Kong
12-10-2005, 10:02 AM
yeah it happened last night at 2:30AM I saw that motherfucker in my kitchen of all place.whats worst is that he tried to kill me by shooting me with a .22 revolver.So I shot back with my .45,since I was using hallow point I blew a big chunk off his left shoulder and he went down screaming like a little bitch. Now hes in a hospital trying to get a lawyer to sue me.
If the motherfucker tried to shoot you first, then your actions are completely justified.
In fact, you should have killed him.
Jancarius
12-10-2005, 01:01 PM
I'm relativly sure the story is bullshit as well. Honestly, with that level of writing, this is the kind of OP that I would expect on the Gamefaqs GTA boards. It's that bad.
Given that I know nothing about guns beyond the fact that they shoot metal fragments that hurt a fucking lot (or whatever), I've seen no less than three idiots in this topic. The following questions are addressed to various posters in the topic in not particular order.
First: Where the hell do you people live that bums break into student housing? Do you not have competent police? Why would you shoot a intruder dead if a girl was there, but only injure him if a girl wasn't? I would either shoot to kill in both cases or shoot to injure in both cases. Either way, it seems extraordinarily unlikely that after being shot that the intruder will disarm you, disable you, and then rape the mysteriously helpless girl who, since from the sound of it is most likely a college student, is of course NOT carrying pepper spray or mace or a tazer of some sort.
Second: Generally, if English is your first language, there is no excuse for not punctuating, capitalizing, and making a reasonable effort towards correct spelling. I accept that some people do have the same literary standards for forum and instant messenger speak that I do. I look down upon them, and their inferior ways. Your WPM rate should be high enough that taking a break to type properly should not slow you, especially if you are of age to be writing proper research papers and such, in which you will be REQUIRED to write correctly or fail.
Three: Honestly, there's no third question. Actually, the second one wasn't even a question. I just can't get over how much like a 12 year old Gamefaqs or Gamespy GTA poster you sound like. It would be difficult to sound more pathetic, as active attempts to do so could only be interpreted as parodies and humor.
Edit: Four: I just noticed in the There Is No God topic that Gestapo mentions being a merc in Iraq. I don't know if that's relevant or not to anything said here, but it would be nice if location of residence is established
FireWolf238
12-10-2005, 04:32 PM
Yes sir! people in the USA are wise and capable of knowing when to use a gun... im so happy people like you are allowed to own and handle guns. it makes the world a much safer place....Yes sir! the gun law totally kicks ass, i cant wait to hear from other billies that own one and are not afraid to use it on someone. i bet your suburb is a haven of safety because everyone is locked and loaded.
hope your devices are working still.
and who are you going to resort to to protect you? the police? even if they do thier job, it will take atleast 2 minutes for them to arive, for reference, unless you live in a huge castle, chances are that it would take less time for the fucker to find you and shoot you.
i'm not saying that i believe this story, it's just that it could easily be real.
as for the above post, knowing my lack of accurcy(i missed the 25m target 2 and only hit the bulls eye 3 times with 25 rounds on my first and only time shooting) i will always shoot to hit, whether the motherfucker lives or not is not my concern if he is trying to kill me at the same time.
c-rex
12-11-2005, 07:10 AM
Ah yes the sweet smell of angry people in the morning. The lovely and always excellent internet insult of "you are an idiot." Hello strange, faceless person on the internet, you pegged me. I'm an idiot. I also enjoy sexual intercourse with dead reptiles. What else you got on me?
Now lets run through a few things. There are 30,000 plus students at my school. Tack on the fact my school is in an urban area and you end up with a lot of people around campus. This means a lot of houses and a lot of turf for the police to cover. The cops don't have enough officers to stick a guy in front of every apartment so apartments get broken into. They can't have an officer on every corner to watch for bums, so people get mugged.
Now secondly I said I wouldn't kill anyone over a TV or my computer. The nice people at State Farm send me money and I buy a new one. I pull the trigger and I have taken human life over a box of electronics assembled by some underpaid sweatshop working in Indonesia. Not worth it at all. I'm not going to try to take his knee out or whatever either. I'm going to point my gun and tell him to freeze. If he runs I'm not going to shoot. Even if he takes my 27" TV out the door I'm not going to drop him. Karma will bite him in the ass with a hernia for that anyways.
So now lets go with the following situation. I'm lying there in my bed with my girlfriend next to me. Currently she is not in the habit of carrying a tazer, pepper spray or whatnot to bed. We may be kinky, but we aren't that kinky. I hear a crash as people bust through the window and into my living room. Now I am in my boxers and have strange guy(s) in my living room and a girl in PJs in my bedroom. It could 'gangstas' up from Detroit with guns, it could be a drunken hobo with a knife. I have no way of knowing. We get visits from both on my campus. The chances of this happening are low I admit, normally six or seven cases during the term, a dozen over the summer and twenty or so over breaks when most of the apartments are emtpy (however since I spent a few breaks on campus I am around during the crime waves, so who knows). In some of these cases sexual assaults have occured along with the robbery. So now when I step into my living room with that gun there is going to be a nice splatter pattern off brains on that window that the hostile just came through. So why aren't I shooting to injure? A sad fact of life is injured criminals have been known to sue and win. Dead people don't sue. Their family can sue me, but all the surviving people that actually saw what happened will be on my side. Secondly after learning to first fire a gun nine years ago I go for the sniper triangle on pure reflex when facing a human. I'm not going to check my reflexes and give homeboy a chance to shoot me down while I try to figure out how to put three into his knee (plus a guy with his knee blown off can still pull the trigger and shoot me).
I honestly hope never to have to fire any weapon at anything beside a game animal or a target, but in this imperfect world I may have to and I do plan on doing it the right way. Now why don't you go back to trolling on FARK or whatever you do for jollies?
FireWolf238
12-11-2005, 07:19 AM
quick statement: personally i would have shot anyone who tries to breakk into my house if i was armed, it's my house and no one has a right being there without my family's permission. and yea, i shoot like shit(only 25 round after all)so shooting to injure and shooting to kill is the same to me.
Jancarius
12-11-2005, 01:46 PM
Ah yes the sweet smell of angry people in the morning. The lovely and always excellent internet insult of "you are an idiot." Hello strange, faceless person on the internet, you pegged me. I'm an idiot. I also enjoy sexual intercourse with dead reptiles. What else you got on me? Actually, most of my insults were directed at Gestapo, but apparently I struck a nerve here. Let's discuss.
Now lets run through a few things. There are 30,000 plus students at my school. Tack on the fact my school is in an urban area and you end up with a lot of people around campus. This means a lot of houses and a lot of turf for the police to cover. The cops don't have enough officers to stick a guy in front of every apartment so apartments get broken into. They can't have an officer on every corner to watch for bums, so people get mugged. Yea for you. There's 33k+ at my school, and I haven't heard of a single home get broken into on campus, or right around campus in 3 years. There have been, if I'm counting correctly, about 15 muggings, I think four of which involved someone getting shot, none fatally. There have been about 12 sexual assaults, and only two rapes that I can remember.
Now secondly I said I wouldn't kill anyone over a TV or my computer. The nice people at State Farm send me money and I buy a new one. I pull the trigger and I have taken human life over a box of electronics assembled by some underpaid sweatshop working in Indonesia. Not worth it at all. I'm not going to try to take his knee out or whatever either. I'm going to point my gun and tell him to freeze. If he runs I'm not going to shoot. Even if he takes my 27" TV out the door I'm not going to drop him. Karma will bite him in the ass with a hernia for that anyways.Nothing to say here.
So now lets go with the following situation. I'm lying there in my bed with my girlfriend next to me. Currently she is not in the habit of carrying a tazer, pepper spray or whatnot to bed. We may be kinky, but we aren't that kinky. I hear a crash as people bust through the window and into my living room. Now I am in my boxers and have strange guy(s) in my living room and a girl in PJs in my bedroom. It could 'gangstas' up from Detroit with guns, it could be a drunken hobo with a knife. I have no way of knowing. We get visits from both on my campus. The chances of this happening are low I admit, normally six or seven cases during the term, a dozen over the summer and twenty or so over breaks when most of the apartments are emtpy (however since I spent a few breaks on campus I am around during the crime waves, so who knows). In some of these cases sexual assaults have occured along with the robbery. So now when I step into my living room with that gun there is going to be a nice splatter pattern off brains on that window that the hostile just came through. So why aren't I shooting to injure? A sad fact of life is injured criminals have been known to sue and win. Dead people don't sue. Their family can sue me, but all the surviving people that actually saw what happened will be on my side. Secondly after learning to first fire a gun nine years ago I go for the sniper triangle on pure reflex when facing a human. I'm not going to check my reflexes and give homeboy a chance to shoot me down while I try to figure out how to put three into his knee (plus a guy with his knee blown off can still pull the trigger and shoot me). Okay, clearly you live in an area far more dangerous than mine. Near Detroit, I'll assume. Now, my friend Dennis is from Detroit, and his stories strike fear into the hearts of us ex-suburban kids, about fights, and gangs, and drug cops, and shit like that. Let's say someone broke in via the scenario you describe at my apartment. One, I have a panic button next to my bed. I hit it, the ENTIRE APARTMENT BUILDING lights up with screaming sirens, and, admittadly according to the landlord, police will arrive within 3 minutes from the police station that is about a 5 minute normal drive away (directly next to campus, infact). Further, my 4 bedroom apartment has, as you might guess, 4 guys living in it. So if one guy breaks in, not only is he likely coming in through the front door (I live on the third story), he has to pass two other guys rooms, both of whom are decently strong. Further, there's the guys room next to mine, and I sure as hell wouldn't have my girlfriend come out with me to investigate a loud crash.
I honestly hope never to have to fire any weapon at anything beside a game animal or a target, but in this imperfect world I may have to and I do plan on doing it the right way. Now why don't you go back to trolling on FARK or whatever you do for jollies?Well, generally, I try and sleep next to my girlfriend for jollies, but I'm stuck at work for another twenty minutes. As I said, my insults were more aimed at Gestapo (at least all the GTA Messageboard shots) than you. I salute you for providing not only a correctly punctuated, capitalized, and spelled response that is suitably scathing, but also for providing a scenario in which it seems quite reasonable to terminate the life expectancy of an intruder. The scenario I had imagined for you was more as follows:
When you and said girlfriend are sitting on a couch, watching TV, you hear a sound. You produce your gun and go to investigate, and find a figure quickly looting whatever section of your place he has stealthly slipped into, rather than barging in using assault tactics as you described. Rather than order him to freeze, have your girlfriend call the cops, and hold him there (shooting him to stop him if he runs, which would be my course of action) until their arrival and his arrest, you immediatly shoot him in the head to eliminate any possible threat.
Shnur
12-12-2005, 01:21 AM
yeah it happened last night at 2:30AM I saw that motherfucker in my kitchen of all place.whats worst is that he tried to kill me by shooting me with a .22 revolver.So I shot back with my .45,since I was using hallow point I blew a big chunk off his left shoulder and he went down screaming like a little bitch. Now hes in a hospital trying to get a lawyer to sue me.
O RLY?
Hollow point ammunition is illegal in this country. I'm not sure about over there, though.
You know what's really sad about all of this? Aside from Jancarius, there's more intelligence in the 'RWPW' than here.
And random, my dear, dear, Random The U.K. Has almost as high a crime rate as the U.S. with almost less than one FIFTH the population, so dont act all high and mighty, because that means more people are committing crime there.
What pisses me off is your elitist stance you've taken against people. Piss off, and go find your intelligent crowd!
FireWolf238
12-12-2005, 03:14 AM
wow....cool it people.......
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