The Democratic Peoples Republic of Citizenland

[MeneerDijk]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE

I as spokesperson of our Dear Leader, Citizen the great, have wonderfull news:

From this day on America is now named after our Dear Leader Citizen the great. He is now supreme commander of the armed forces, and president of The Democratic Peoples Republic of Citizenland.

It pleases our Dear Leader Citizen the great to see phallic statues being erected throughout the land in every town square, to remind the people of The Democratic Peoples Republic of Citizenland how much they love their Dear Leader.

July the 28th will from now on be know as World Hate Day, where hatred and rage are to be celebrated.

People celebratig national Pie day are considered treacherous...traitors will be shot, hanged and scentensed to life in the gulags of ohio.

Our dear leader commands you to transfer all your money to him, our Dear Leader will make sure everyone has food to eat and clothes to wear.

Now all rejoice and celebrate the greatness of our Dear Leader Citizen the great!

[Janken]

Noo! Not the pie! I demand that people celebrating pie day be freed.

[MeneerDijk]

That remark bought you life in front of a firing squad, let this be a warning to all non-believers.. love our Dear Leader... OR ELSE

[Janken]

Life in front of a firing squad? Whoever is on the firing squad will be waiting a long time until I die. :(

[MeneerDijk]

well, the firing squad will make sure they will not have to wait long for you to perish ;)

[Janken]

:05:41:: * Pseudonym detonates bombs strapped to his chest and blows everyone up.

Well, it's kind of hard to kill someone who is already in pieces and has blown everyone else up, including the firing squad, with him.

Future generations will sing songs about me. I am a martyr for PIE!

[MeneerDijk]

The secret service will make sure your existence is erased from history, photo's of you will be retouched, people that met you will be locked up. Everybody loves our dear leader Citizen the great

[Janken]

Bastard. I will have my revenge. I will haunt your kitchen utensils and make them poke you. YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU HAVE MESSED WITH PIE.

[DJEvan]

*blinks*

*blinks again*

*continues eating popcorn* Munch munch

[l337m45t3r]

Dramatic yet slightly foolish pose. No, this cannot be! A conqueror who celebrates hatred will never be accepted as long as noble souls are willing to stand up and fight! Stand with me brave heros that we may be feed from this jackbooted hatemonger!

[Janken]

Yes, stand strong heroes! Together we shall smite Citizen and his evil empire!

Except since I'm dead, I guess I'll serve as comic relief. Oh well.

Back to poking Meneerdijk with kitchen utensils.

[MeneerDijk]

Any rebellion will be wiped out like dinosaurs, you will obey the glory that is Citizenland

[Janken]

I'd like to see your troops vs dinosaurs.

[MeneerDijk]

hah, that kind of distraction is exactly what we need to defeat you! **NUKED**

[Janken]

Hard to nuke somebody who's already blown to smithereens. Woot, that last thrust of the fork drew blood.

[D-pad]

I will not tolerate a leader who hates pie! Give me apple pie with a big glass of milk or give me death!

[MeneerDijk]

death it is then

[Janken]

That's it. You shall not take another soul with your barbaric pie hatingness. *Pokes more*

[l337m45t3r]

Any rebellion will be wiped out like dinosaurs, you will obey the glory that is Citizenland

Not likely, mister! I've faced so many two-bit conquerors and lived to tell the tale that one more isn't going to phase me in the least!

[l337m45t3r]

hah, that kind of distraction is exactly what we need to defeat you! **NUKED**

You fiend! I cannot allow this continue!

[MeneerDijk]

Our Dear leader is not some two-bit conqerour, he is the father of our beloved country, he already has supreme power. Rebellion is useless, You have no chance to survive make your time, Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

[l337m45t3r]

HA! You have made a fatal error there! To the Blackbird X-Men, for Great Justice!

[Janken]

Your nukes have no effect on my spoons and forks from beyond the grave. WRITHE MEAGER HUMAN.

[MeneerDijk]

ok Pseudo, you just have earned yourself an eternal exile in Canada...

[Janken]

No! Not Canada! Anything but that!

[Praetorian]

Thank God I don't live in Citizenland!

[Rogue_7]

If they cannot eat pie... Let them eat Cake!

[Benaire]

I heard that all the people in Citizenland have to learn the dance of joy.

[Kiljou]

Well, Citizen the Great sure seems to fulfill all the qualities that an Evil Overlord shouldn't have, according to the Evil Overlord List. (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)

Anyway, I will not submit! Place me in the gulags of Ohio, if you dare! I already live in Ohio!

[Citizen]

This thread angers me. Democratic People's Republic my ass. And who made Meneer my spokesperson, even if he is sexy?

[ID_10T]

Ohio? Didn't you say you were in New Jersey Kiljou?
And Citizen. If that is your real name. Only if you really are as sexy as Josef Stalin will I follow you. Just don't treat me like Trotsky, ok?
Btw, in your avatar he is missing the munched up deformed hand he had. You dare defy his cool image?

[Citizen]

You simply don't get it. Me > You. Go back to mining the turnips.

[Rogue_7]

mining turnips roxxors

[Kiljou]

Ohio? Didn't you say you were in New Jersey Kiljou?
And Citizen. If that is your real name. Only if you really are as sexy as Josef Stalin will I follow you. Just don't treat me like Trotsky, ok?
Btw, in your avatar he is missing the munched up deformed hand he had. You dare defy his cool image?

I was joking that I lived in Ohio. Anyway, at this rate, I'll live there in one of the gulags at this rate.