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AssButt.
11-29-2005, 03:35 AM
It goes like this. Last Wednesday, our Creative Writing class went to the computer lab to work on our final project, which can be anything you want, like a poem, or the first couple chapters of a book or something. Anyways, there's this girl he likes and obviously tries to hit on her, with occasionally hilarious results. Thing is, he's a little bit rusty on his "technique", seeing as how he hasn't been in a relationship in a while, so he says stupid things occasionally. It's ironic; I've never been in a relationship, and although I'm not trying to hit on this girl, I'm having better luck that he is in terms of being charming and such.

Anyways, he starts talking to this girl about whether or not she had a job at RONA. (A chain of hardware stores for you non-Canadians) She said no, and wondered why he would ask. "Well," he says, "I saw this big, buff girl carrying a stack of wood or something and thought it was you." You must realize that this a 5'4", 15-year old girl we're talking about. "Big" and "buff" are far from complimentary terms when discussing her. I just looked at him and basically went "What? (His name), you moron! What the hell are you talking about?" "I just meant it as a compliment." he says. So, I ended up telling all my friends about this, and she apparently did the same as well.

The story doesn't end there, however. We were given an assignment to write about something funny a couple days later. Before I could start, however, the teacher asked me that I should go down to the library and print out something for this writing contest. Since we usually read our stuff out loud, and since I would be missing my turn if I was to go down to the library anyways, I thought I might as well write about what happened with my friend. It wasn't like I was going to read it out loud, anyways. I didn't want to embarrass my friend more than he already was (which was a lot). Or so I thought. Turns out, the teacher wanted me to read mine out loud before I went to the library. So, I read my summary of the event out loud, the WHOLE class cracked up and was basically laughing at my friend. The girl in question later asked me repeatedly if she could have a copy of what I wrote, which I eventually gave her. I later found out that another girl was planning to write about the same thing I did, but didn't read it out loud because I had already done it. Needless to say, it was very funny.

Idlethought
11-29-2005, 03:46 AM
hilarious, simply hilarious lol

AssButt.
11-29-2005, 03:47 AM
Believe me, you have absolutely no idea how hilarious it was.

Myrsilus
11-29-2005, 03:57 AM
Any chance we can see the paper? Sounds like a good one.

AssButt.
11-29-2005, 04:00 AM
Okay, but it's extremely short, as we're only given about 10 minutes or so in which to write it:

It was a seemingly regular day in Creative Writing. Our beloved teacher had temporarily left us with a wizened old man, who was curiously adamant about the rule of no talking during his presence. Therefore, my good friend (name omitted) and I set off to the computer lab to work without interruption. Presently, a discussion arose between him and a certain female next to him.
"My good lady," quoth he, "Might I tenaciously assume you have an occupation of some sort at present?"
"What meanst thou?" was her reply.
"When I last went to RONA, I thought I spied a bonny lass of your fairness" he elaborated.
"Oh!" was again the reply. "But, alas, I do not have a job."
"Verily?" said he. " Well, I saw this big, buff girl carrying a stack of wood or something and I thought it was you." Only stunned silence accompanied this revelation.
"I, uh, meant it as a compliment..." was his bewildered justification.

Myrsilus
11-29-2005, 04:03 AM
XD Not bad. I like the "bonny lass" part especially.

Your friend lacks game.

Idlethought
11-29-2005, 04:27 AM
lol the use of elaborate language makes it even funnier

akitaka
11-29-2005, 04:55 AM
Perfect comedic romance. They're going to get married, or something.

fa11en87
11-29-2005, 05:43 AM
ahh if only I could be called buff =`(

Bobbybirdtree
11-29-2005, 06:07 AM
ahh if only I could be called buff =`(

Wow, you sure write like a buffchick. :D

fa11en87
11-29-2005, 06:28 AM
^haha thanks for going along!

Drewbert
11-29-2005, 07:05 AM
Um, why didn't you just change the name when you read it aloud?

AssButt.
11-29-2005, 07:07 AM
Um, why didn't you just change the name when you read it aloud?

You mean, not reveal to the class that it was him? Partly because the girl in question had already told half the class about it the day it happened. I figured, hey, they already know.

Fallen Angel
12-01-2005, 01:02 AM
Pretty funny. I like the way you wrote your assignment ^^

AssButt.
12-03-2005, 12:12 AM
I tend to make real-life stories more humourous by adding Shakespearean language.

The Divine Comedy
12-03-2005, 12:32 AM
*cracks up* Hilarious! I love the Shakespearean language! And you do realize now that you've humiliated him in another public place, now? :D

AssButt.
12-03-2005, 02:49 AM
Why do you think I chose a forum that he reads occasionally?

Jancarius
12-03-2005, 12:22 PM
Best friend ever :)

An aside: I shall now use Shakespeare in all my stories