View Full Version : I don't check the forums for one day...
MFDub
08-17-2005, 09:49 PM
and all of a sudden this drama happens? What the heck is going to happen over the weekend I head back to college? A frickin' e-nuclear explosion? :mad:
Okay, I admit it, I'm just kinda jealous I missed out on the "fun"... :(
JustTooCrazy
08-18-2005, 01:52 AM
Let me try to catch you up. Mariko-san was posing as a horny 16 girl who gets banged by her boyfriend everyday who was really a 13 year old kid with a small penis. This was revealed by his older brother, Kiljou who recognized a certain things Mariko was saying that seemed identical to what his younger brother has stated.
"Mariko-san" has even admitted all of this in this thread: http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=191
Ands thats been the highlight of the past couple of days around this section of the board.
Kiljou
08-18-2005, 01:58 AM
I, as the driving force behind revealing this deception, feel unclean upon realizing that my brother, my kid brother, was posing as a sixteen year old nympho, and was talking heatedly about sex.
Excuse me while I go in the shower and try to cleanse myself...
(emerges two hours later) Eeeergh... Still dirty...
Jay and D_Pad have it worse, as they actually proposed to my brother.
KujiInRetsu
08-18-2005, 02:12 AM
Hooooly shit. Now I remember why I stayed out of these forums for so long.
Kiljou
08-18-2005, 02:13 AM
This is just the sort of thing that a forum can never force from their collective nightmares.
Jay and D_Pad have it worse, as they actually proposed to my brother.
Ah, fuck off. You want me to explain again about how I never for one second believed that your brother was a horny female? And how my suspicions led me to needle "her" further into making stupid mistakes and revealing "herself"? Benaire can claim the podium because he said from the outset that "she" was really a "he", but I can claim the podium because I got the vital fuck-up out of your brother that PROVED it.
So stop giving me shit. :mad:
Kiljou
08-18-2005, 02:44 AM
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, Jay. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. :p
(I kid, I kid!)
I am going to bash you on your nose. *cry*
Kiljou
08-18-2005, 02:50 AM
Sorry pal, my nose has been broken three times already, and I would barely feel it if you broke it again. :D
Marblehead
08-18-2005, 02:52 AM
Ah, fuck off. You want me to explain again about how I never for one second believed that your brother was a horny female? And how my suspicions led me to needle "her" further into making stupid mistakes and revealing "herself"? Benaire can claim the podium because he said from the outset that "she" was really a "he", but I can claim the podium because I got the vital fuck-up out of your brother that PROVED it.
So stop giving me shit. :mad:
By asking him to marry you...ok...sure...
Kiljou
08-18-2005, 02:58 AM
By asking him to marry you...ok...sure...
You're trapped, Jay. Admit you fell for it like everyone else, like even I did for a bit until he started sounding familiar.
And besides, he's marrying D_Pad, so you won't. ;)
Oh! I know! Since you are flower girl, you can stand next them and wallow in your hatred that my brother has chosen D_Pad over you! :p
By asking him to marry you...ok...sure...
All I said was "marry me". How does that constitute something like "OMG Jay begged a boy to marry him!!one!!wtf"? Like I said, friend - needling him into a fuck-up. It's a fine art, you should try it one day. ;)
KILJOU: Read this post.
Marblehead
08-18-2005, 03:44 AM
If a man sucks one cock in his lifetime, it does not matter how many bridges he will build or how many people he has saved. He will always be known as a cocksucker.
I know I fucked that up but I still like it anyway. :p
And that has what to do with... what?
Marblehead
08-18-2005, 03:56 AM
Nothing really. It just the one good quote from a really shitty movie I saw called Play It To the Bone. :p
Really what it's saying is that once you're associated with something you'll always be associated with that thing. No matter who you are know. i.e. Cory Feldmen.
hahaman
08-18-2005, 03:57 AM
wow a forum propose thats the fisrt i heard something like that.
Kusoyaro
08-18-2005, 05:11 AM
Hahaha, this is funny. Jay is awesome.
And is your younger bro still gonna be posting here, KilJou? Under a new name perhaps? I hope so.
I wonder if people have actually gotten married vis-a-vis forums. I hope so, too. Then when me and Kokujin get married we won't be setting a precedent.
Ps-Marblehead, it is better to be feared, right? Philosophy dissertation on Machiavelli (and laotze) right here
Annoying MSN Person
08-23-2005, 03:10 AM
Yeah, this forum moves way too fast. I'm trying to catch up on my meaningless posts.
deepbluevibes
08-23-2005, 05:53 AM
and you had to post to do that? this forum seriously actually is super slow...
MFDub
08-23-2005, 06:29 AM
Okay, I know I'm actually perpetuating the problem by asking this, but the question must be asked anyway:
Why are we still posting in this thread?
Okay, I know I'm actually perpetuating the problem by asking this, but the question must be asked anyway:
Why are we still posting in this thread?
Because it's here, I guess.
MFDub
08-23-2005, 09:37 AM
Because it's here, I guess.
That...is a very, very deep answer.
You must truly be a philosopher, or at least a poet. :D
StormShadow
08-23-2005, 09:47 AM
Why do people climb Mt Everest? It's there, and it must be the everytday equivilant of nothing to do in the middle of the night.
Why do people climb Mt Everest? It's there, and it must be the everytday equivilant of nothing to do in the middle of the night.
^ Listen to the man, he knows what he's on about.
Hmm... he? She?
StormShadow
08-23-2005, 10:00 AM
I'm guy. Dude, I hope nobody ever asks me that question again
StormShadow
08-23-2005, 10:01 AM
How many girls watch GI Joe? I had girlfriends who watched it, but it was only to watch it with me.
I'm guy. Dude, I hope nobody ever asks me that question again
Weeeeeell, you don't really portray a certain persona either way, so I had to ask. :o
StormShadow
08-23-2005, 10:07 AM
Hey, it's cool dude, I know I don't have too much of a persona. You weren't gonna propose to me were you?
*Sorry, I thought it would be funny based upon what I read happened.
*Sorry, I thought it would be funny based upon what I read happened.
Well you read WRONG. And don't listen to what anyone else tells you, there's a vast difference to being cool and knowing the difference between "fun" and "disturbing" and actually hitting on some forum entity. :p
StormShadow
08-23-2005, 10:12 AM
Sorry dude, I didn't know. I'll pour out a forty later on for this moment, cause it's dead, and I hope we can be cool in the future. The l;eft side is the crip side
MFDub
08-23-2005, 10:16 AM
I'm guy.
Are you? ARE YOU? ARE YOU?!??!
Prove it... :p
StormShadow
08-23-2005, 10:17 AM
That's correct. I am a guy. Or more correctly, i am a dude. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 10:28 AM
I still need to prove I am a guy. Vocab keeps calling me a girl. Bah!
I'll show you all... My picture will come up eventually.
I still need to prove I am a guy. Vocab keeps calling me a girl. Bah!
I'll show you all... My picture will come up eventually.
I trust you are a guy, Fujin. I alone trust you. :)
Besides, Vocab calls everyone a girl. Sexuality problems, hmmmm? ;)
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 10:36 AM
I trust you are a guy, Fujin. I alone trust you. :)
Besides, Vocab calls everyone a girl. Sexuality problems, hmmmm? ;)
Oh hell yeah. Thanks bud. I was beginning to worry when Vocab told me to change magical girl style. :(
Who knows why he calls everyone that...? I sure don't. Might be the booze.
StormShadow
08-23-2005, 10:40 AM
Thanks bud. I was beginning to worry when Vocab told me to change magical girl style. :(.
What the hell does that mean?
MFDub
08-23-2005, 10:41 AM
Oh hell yeah. Thanks bud. I was beginning to worry when Vocab told me to change magical girl style. :(
Who knows why he calls everyone that...? I sure don't. Might be the booze.
Makes sense. For some people enough booze can make a fire hydrant Halle Berry...
StormShadow
08-23-2005, 10:45 AM
Everything can be made better with beer. Beer scales for how attractive women are ( how many beers to make them hot), to how much to drink to make the stress of work dissapear (this can only be measured in forties. Old English is, of course, the gold standard).
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 10:47 AM
What the hell does that mean?
It means he wanted me to change my attire to that of <insert random magical girl from anime> with the magical rod and everything.
Oh man...
StormShadow
08-23-2005, 10:49 AM
The only show from Japan I watch is transformers. Although Akira was an Ok movie. Didn't like cowboy bebop
Who knows why he calls everyone that...? I sure don't. Might be the booze.
He's having problems coming to terms with his sexuality. It's alright, leave him alone, let him call everyone a girl and he'll work out that he's actually gay for himself. ;)
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 11:05 AM
He's having problems coming to terms with his sexuality. It's alright, leave him alone, let him call everyone a girl and he'll work out that he's actually gay for himself. ;)
That cracked me up like hell for some reason.
Alright, I'm sorry. I'll let him deal with this in his own way... It is what we owe him, at least.
That cracked me up like hell for some reason.
Probably because I'm an insanely funny guy. :)
Myrsilus
08-23-2005, 11:38 AM
Yeah that might be it. But not in the blatant way, that was more like in the subtle tone way.
Yep, subtle humour. That's me. ;)
Hahaha, this is funny. Jay is awesome.
And is your younger bro still gonna be posting here, KilJou? Under a new name perhaps? I hope so.
I wonder if people have actually gotten married vis-a-vis forums. I hope so, too. Then when me and Kokujin get married we won't be setting a precedent.
Ps-Marblehead, it is better to be feared, right? Philosophy dissertation on Machiavelli (and laotze) right here
lol. you silly crazy sunny man.
oh and I do
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On my screen setting I don't have to scroll down to see the bit on the bottom. :D
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