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Kiljou
08-17-2005, 04:13 PM
He is heartbroken, now that he and his star-crossed lover, Mariko-san, have been taken away from each other.

Either that, or he feels too unclean after flirting with a guy, and drowned in the shower.
MeneerDijk
08-17-2005, 04:15 PM
This is not going to be another 'flame D_pad' thread is it? I might have to joust someone.
DJEvan
08-17-2005, 04:15 PM
nah, he zoomed past my thread a few hours ago. I think he's high on knowing the fact he can get married soon *snigger*
Jay
08-17-2005, 04:15 PM
Hah. That was mean, Evan.
DJEvan
08-17-2005, 04:16 PM
before things get outta hand i have to make a disclaimer that i have TOTALLY ABSOULUTELY(sp) NOTHING AGAINST D_PAD.

that being said, it will also be my last post in this thread.

ciao
Jay
08-17-2005, 04:20 PM
before things get outta hand i have to make a disclaimer that i have TOTALLY ABSOULUTELY(sp) NOTHING AGAINST D_PAD.

that being said, it will also be my last post in this thread.

ciao

I don't have anything against him anymore, either. *snigger* Poor guy...
Pfalzer
08-17-2005, 04:40 PM
haha hes a fagel
Jim3001
08-17-2005, 04:59 PM
I don't have anything against him anymore, either. *snigger* Poor guy...

What happend to him? :confused:
Jay
08-17-2005, 05:06 PM
He left in shame. :p
Kiljou
08-17-2005, 05:16 PM
What happend to him? :confused:

Well... um... You see, he flirted quite a bit with another person here named Marioko-san, who was thought to be a 16 year old, sex crazed nympho who went on and one about fucking her boyfriend. D_Pad asked her to marry him.

Of course, Mariko-san is actually my brother, and is a 13 year old virgin with a small dick. All the guys who ever flirted with "her" have drowned themselves in Dettol.

All but D_Pad, however, as we have begun setting up the marriage of him and my brother.

This has been a very sick and disturbing week.
DJEvan
08-17-2005, 05:18 PM
*ahem* i would like to clarify that i didn't flirt, but i still washed myself in dettol anyway. That's how bad it is.
valentine
08-17-2005, 05:19 PM
Well... um... You see, he flirted quite a bit with another person here named Marioko-san, who was thought to be a 16 year old, sex crazed nympho who went on and one about fucking her boyfriend. D_Pad asked her to marry him.

Of course, Mariko-san is actually my brother, and is a 13 year old virgin with a small dick. All the guys who ever flirted with "her" have drowned themselves in Dettol.

All but D_Pad, however, as we have begun setting up the marriage of him and my brother.

This has been a very sick and disturbing week.

Doesnt D_pad already have an imaginary girlfriend?
Jay
08-17-2005, 05:19 PM
with a small dick

Okay, my question to you is this: how do you know that? ;)
tekkan
08-17-2005, 05:23 PM
Hahahaha, good one jay-man.

And the lesson for today is?

I really don't know...but did anyone see the movie Closer (yes, I know the movie sucked ass and I was forced to go see it). Remember that scene where the doctor guy was chatting with the horny "lady"? :D

Good times. Good times.
Kiljou
08-17-2005, 05:23 PM
Okay, my question to you is this: how do you know that? ;)

*shudder* You DON'T want to know. (cleanses self with more Dettol)
Jay
08-17-2005, 05:26 PM
*shudder* You DON'T want to know. (cleanses self with more Dettol)

Don't worry, I've got the old Dettol in the eyes as well. :eek:
Kiljou
08-17-2005, 05:35 PM
Can I borrow yours? Whenever I relive that scene in my brain, I need a few gallons to kill it.
Jay
08-17-2005, 05:39 PM
Can I borrow yours? Whenever I relive that scene in my brain, I need a few gallons to kill it.

No. You toddle off to K-Mart and get your own, fella.
Kiljou
08-17-2005, 05:40 PM
Noooo.... I am near paralyzed whenever I think of it... I can't... eeergh...
MeneerDijk
08-17-2005, 05:49 PM
Ok, i warned you guys, no more bashing threads! we all had a good laugh at D_pad's expense, end of joke, no need to milk it.