Sock Full of Boiled Dimes
11-18-2005, 04:56 PM
If I wanted to constantly be reminded that spoiled little rich happen to be richer than me then I will become the red carpet for the next Teen Choice Awards.
I DO NOT NEED TO SEE THIS SHOW EVER AGAIN!
Let me get to a story as to why I watched Laguna Beach. I did not want to or need to watch it. I stopped watching MTV a long time ago and had no idea that this show was apperently sweeping the nation. I know because I just so happen to get surrounded by teenager girls who screamed "LAGUNA BEACH IS ONNNNN!!!"
"Wha? Laguna Beach? Isn't that a video game or something?" I was obviously thinking about a game called Lagoon for SNES and I only thought this and I didn't say this out loud.
I was interested and decided to figure out what it was. I saw the girl pick up her hand and flip to MTV.
"Uh-Oh" went through my mind. Then the show started and I heard the Hillary Duff song as the opening intro with pictures of hot blonde girls and preppy guys flash the TV screen.
I wanted to gag.
Upon forced observation, I would of left bu I had to stay, I realized something. Only 5 minutes in the show I picked up something everyone with brain matter the size of a walnut should of.
WHO CARES!?
This show is full of spoiled little rich kids who, like every other show on MTV, complain too much about their problems. Alex is angery at Kirsten because she went out with Brian and Brian is really two timing them both when he kissed Jessica at the fashion show. When Alex saw them do it she flipped out and dumpped his player butt and they all GO IN THEIR LIMO and try to forget Brian ever exsisted.
I made this up off of the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure this applies to one episode. I don't even know any name from the show so I'm sure I managed to get that down right through sheer guesswork.
If you just so happen to be a serious viewer I will review your show critically and tell you now to STOP WATCHING IT. Here is my review:
Laguna Beach is a worthless show that apperently sparks interest in the younger audience(aka MTV crowd). It tries hard to set itself up as a "juicy' teen drama. The truth is that it has kids in the Orange County area who just so happen to be consumed with their flings and that is what the show is wrapped around.
The show DOES however hook you in for the duriation of the 30 minutes in hopes that you think something might happen, but the truth is that nothing does really. It applies to the males who think the women are hot or just want some sex in their show. It also applies to the women who all have extream jelousy going around.
No television show is completley worthless, but this one comes as close as it can get. There is no reason to watch this show and their is no outcome.
There is also a large speculation that it isn't even a reality show.
MTV plays hard on this being the "Real Orange County" my guesses in response to The OC on FOX. Well this is as real as it gets with dull and retarded teenage passions and a basic logic that probably drove Emily Dickison to commit suicide.
That last part I am probably wrong, but you never know about Ms. Dickison.
I DO NOT NEED TO SEE THIS SHOW EVER AGAIN!
Let me get to a story as to why I watched Laguna Beach. I did not want to or need to watch it. I stopped watching MTV a long time ago and had no idea that this show was apperently sweeping the nation. I know because I just so happen to get surrounded by teenager girls who screamed "LAGUNA BEACH IS ONNNNN!!!"
"Wha? Laguna Beach? Isn't that a video game or something?" I was obviously thinking about a game called Lagoon for SNES and I only thought this and I didn't say this out loud.
I was interested and decided to figure out what it was. I saw the girl pick up her hand and flip to MTV.
"Uh-Oh" went through my mind. Then the show started and I heard the Hillary Duff song as the opening intro with pictures of hot blonde girls and preppy guys flash the TV screen.
I wanted to gag.
Upon forced observation, I would of left bu I had to stay, I realized something. Only 5 minutes in the show I picked up something everyone with brain matter the size of a walnut should of.
WHO CARES!?
This show is full of spoiled little rich kids who, like every other show on MTV, complain too much about their problems. Alex is angery at Kirsten because she went out with Brian and Brian is really two timing them both when he kissed Jessica at the fashion show. When Alex saw them do it she flipped out and dumpped his player butt and they all GO IN THEIR LIMO and try to forget Brian ever exsisted.
I made this up off of the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure this applies to one episode. I don't even know any name from the show so I'm sure I managed to get that down right through sheer guesswork.
If you just so happen to be a serious viewer I will review your show critically and tell you now to STOP WATCHING IT. Here is my review:
Laguna Beach is a worthless show that apperently sparks interest in the younger audience(aka MTV crowd). It tries hard to set itself up as a "juicy' teen drama. The truth is that it has kids in the Orange County area who just so happen to be consumed with their flings and that is what the show is wrapped around.
The show DOES however hook you in for the duriation of the 30 minutes in hopes that you think something might happen, but the truth is that nothing does really. It applies to the males who think the women are hot or just want some sex in their show. It also applies to the women who all have extream jelousy going around.
No television show is completley worthless, but this one comes as close as it can get. There is no reason to watch this show and their is no outcome.
There is also a large speculation that it isn't even a reality show.
MTV plays hard on this being the "Real Orange County" my guesses in response to The OC on FOX. Well this is as real as it gets with dull and retarded teenage passions and a basic logic that probably drove Emily Dickison to commit suicide.
That last part I am probably wrong, but you never know about Ms. Dickison.