The What-if Game

[Excel-2008]

Post a "what if" question after replying to the previous one.

What if Azrael came to your house?

[TheLostProphet]

I'd welcome him in, offer him something to drink, and ask what the hell he was doing here xDDD

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What if a little kid tried to kancho you? How would you react?

[Excel-2008]

Suicidially.

What if Azrael switched to Invision Power Board instead?

[Saitou Hajime]

Then I'd just adjust to that like I had to to his original forums anyway. :p

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What if he never enables avatars or images? :eek:

[D-pad]

then i might actually sorta like the new bourd

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What if Az peed in your pool?

[Mozz]

Then id have to wave some big boobies infront of him and make the poor brest deprived man add them

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what if kancho became popular world wide?

[TheLostProphet]

I'd wear protection and let the nails on my index fingers grow ^_~

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What if you were offered a foursome by some skanky Japanese girls?

[Excel-2008]

I'd decline.

On an unrelated note, I should remark how quickly this new board repopulated.

What if you got a phone call from the Americanized Teacher?

[Eleriel]

I'd run, ... just run.

EDIT: that was actually a reply to the skanky foursome-thingie... but it still applies, somewhat ;-)

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what if someone took your username as the new board opened.

[Saitou Hajime]

Then I'd be pissed, but that's a rather devilish idea... lol.

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What if Az stopped writing editorials? :(

[4letterwords]

I'd reinvent the octopus...























J/k

[Sardaukar]

Yes.

What if the person who posted before you didn't ask a question?

[Sedated]

Sorry if this screws up your game, but I've been thinking for a little while now... What if Analog_Stick had a fight with D_pad?

[Iekleane]

Then I'd pop some popcorn and watch.
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What if OP9 dies?

[Xephon]

No question.

What if you woke up a female tomorrow?

[Iekleane]

Then I would spend alot of time touching myself.
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What if you suddenly become chibi?

[Xephon]

But I'm guessing you already do that alot. :p

[Iekleane]

Damn straight!

[AnonCastillo]

Seeing as the last poster didn't ask a question, here's one:

What if zombies attack? Or aliens invade? Or, worse yet, what if Republicans take over the Presidency and both houses of Congress? :eek: *grabs his guns*

[mugen]

fight hand in hand with the aliens and kill the republicans!
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what if you were offerd a part in a porn movie with jessica alba for 10k?

[Arilou]

Then i'd be slightly annoyed but keep on living, hoping one day to meet him and express my annoyance in a slightly whiny voice.

What if Napoléon hadn't invaded Russia?

[TheLostProphet]

Dude, you just missed the best question EVAR!!

What if you were offerd a part in a porn movie with jessica alba for 10k?

£10,000? Hmmm...

Hot damn, I'd do it for free!

Ahem

Yes, well to answer the question above, we in the UK would now live to eat and speak French I guess, lol

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What if you had the choice to do Taekwondo or Wing Chun Kung Fu? Which would you do? Yeah, obviously hypothetical XD

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Dude, you just missed the best question EVAR!!



£10,000? Hmmm...

Hot damn, I'd do it for free!

Ahem

Yes, well to answer the question above, we in the UK would now live to eat and speak French I guess, lol

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What if you had the choice to do Taekwondo or Wing Chun Kung Fu? Which would you do? Yeah, obviously hypothetical XD

Neither, 'cause I'm too damn busy on TaiJutsu. :p

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What if the world were homosexual, and you were the only person who's still a heterosexual?

[h2orowe]

What if Az had never been born?

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Then we wouldn't have OP9
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What if this game sucks?

[Josh]

I'd probably go into withdrawal.

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What would happen if Mexico invaded Canada and outlawed Europe?

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Then The world would be screwed
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What if Josh and Me fused to create one perfect being?

[Josh]

The world would be a happy place. .... Thank god Cindy wouldnt allow that to happen.

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What would you do if an alien came to your house and offered absolute power over Earth as long as he could pimp you out intergalactic style?

[D-pad]

Me and my friend Dustin would fuse and kick your ass


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What if the average price of prostitutes was 50cents.

[harper]

then the prostitutes would probably starve because they wouldn't have enough money to survive on, unless they lived somewhere where the money was really devalued

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What if a car crashed through the front window of your house?

[Donut]

I'd be looking forward to the money coming in from the damages done by the driver.

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What if all the money in the world grew on trees?

[Josh]

I would probably be really happy because my house needs some work done and that way I wouldn't have to pay cause I could just sue for the money. :)

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What if Godzilla attacked California and challenged the Governator to a groping contest?

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

I'd be looking forward to the money coming in from the damages done by the driver.

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What if all the money in the world grew on trees?

DO'NT MIND IF I DO!!

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What if this Forum goes into ANOTHER change?

[gizmaluke]

I would just sign up again and wait until the next change. Az will just keep changing the forums till he manages to get rid of dpad so i expect a few more changes. :p
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what if you becasme a highlander and the only way you could die was if you were decapitated?

[Mechs]

I would become the ruler of africa, unite the whole continent and then conquer the world :D.

What if you got shipped to china in a box?

[Spy]

I'd cook me some chink. Then open up a butcher shop of assorted chinese meats. Until I'd earned enough to move back to the states or to purchase an island or even just some shitty swamp land then turn that into my own private land to do with as I fucking please.

What would you do if Tyler Durdin came to visit you?

[ellie]

I would think it was easier than digging a hole through the earth there.

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What if you had an extra eye right in the middle of your forehead?

[Excel-2008]

I wouldn't be any less intimidating to my peers than I am now.

What if I won the Penpal proposition? (Come to think of it, I miss my glorious application and self-defense plea.

[gizmaluke]

then you would be able to write to a person in japan... whilst i got paid to live in japan for a year and study the language at uni(15 hours free tuition a week).
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what if you had control of all the money and other assets on the planet?

[ellie]

I would buy a pony.

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What if you spontaneously gave birth to a small monkey?

[Benaire]

I would take it like a man and pretend nothings wrong but really cry on the inside.

What if one day you lost the use of your legs?

[Benaire]

No i wouldn't cause im a manly man im like the alpha male of alpha males.

Oh if my ass feel off I would find a metal worker to weld my buns of steel back on.

What if you fell for your step mother?

[gizmaluke]

id fulfill your h fantasies... not. id run away.
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what if dpad ruled the world?

[AnonCastillo]

What if you spontaneously gave birth to a small monkey?

This one didn't get answered, so: I would wonder how the hell I spontaneously developed a uterus carrying a baby monkey.

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If there were no lesbians, would life still be worth living?

[AnonCastillo]

Wouldn't you breast-feed it?

I'd try. I'll need to borrow some breasts, though.... gimme some help here?

[akitaka]

If there were no lesbians, would life still be worth living?
If you're into bisexuals as well, then yes.
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What's so scary about Richard Simmons?

[Jiant Flying Panda]

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What's so scary about Richard Simmons?

What if the question before you wasn't in "what if?" form?

[Jay]

What if the question before you wasn't in "what if?" form?

Then you're fucked.

What if pandas started flying?

[AnonCastillo]

Then you'd be fucked.

What if I cloned an army of flying Jay Mans and took over the world?

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Then you'd be fucked
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What if you got fucked?

[Excel-2008]

I'd look on the bright side as I always do.

What if life were like Spy Kids 3-D?

[Jay]

Then you'd be fucked
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What if you got fucked?

That's an interesting question.

WHAT if you ever got fucked? :p

[AnonCastillo]

I'd look on the bright side as I always do.

What if life were like Spy Kids 3-D?

Then you would suck.

Okay, so if cyborg Kokujin and robot Jay The Man ever fought, who would win?

[Jay]

Then you would suck.

Okay, so if cyborg Kokujin and robot Jay The Man ever fought, who would win?

Cyborg Kokujin, duh. He'd own me with that Ethiopian-ness of his.

What if this place stopped being obsessed about sex and relationships?

[Excel-2008]

This forum would lose a bit of its charm.

What if a Prototype-Jay (P-Jay) armada commandeered Azrael's residence?

[AnonCastillo]

Azrael would lay the Gaijin Smash down on P-Jay.

What if rice tasted like peanuts?

[Chelsums]

I'd cry because though I love peanuts, rice rocks my world.

What if your house burned down?

[mugen]

I'd cry because I wouldn't have internet anymore.

what if bunnies multiplied so fast, humans could no more survive on earth?

[Sardaukar]

We'd colonise mars, then bad things would happen to us like in Doom.

What if a tree suddenly started shouting at you?

[belladonna]

i'd giggle and shout back at it.... i'd say "dude what's your problem?!?!?!"

What if I were legal?

[delen]

then i would splooge on you

what if i splooged on you?

[mugen]

wha.. what do you mean? i guess i.. no never mind

edit: ah you beat me to it

[belladonna]

i'd be like... "ewww groty!"

what if i were to marry jay or panda or... BOTH?

[mugen]

jay would try to have sex al fuckin day

what if jay's little brother turns out to be 3"

[belladonna]

i would feel sorry for the guy....
what if i turned out to be uglier than my pics imply?

[delen]

i'd still do you, but with less gusto

what if you were the king of salami?

[belladonna]

i would giggle... because i'm not a man... i'd be the QUEEN of salami....

what if i tasted like ben and jerry's coffee toffee ice cream?

[moo]

Then I may eat your arm.
What would you do if I tried to eat your arm?

[delen]

then you would get more oral sex than any woman ever

what if you got to meet your favorite anime character in real life?

edit: moo was too fast for me

[belladonna]

i would beat you with the bloody stump... (moo)
i would marry him! (delen)
what if i were a chipmunk?

[moo]

Well if you were a chipmunk, AND still tasted like ice cream, I would eat you.
Otherwise I might catch you and put you in a cage =P.

What would you do If a random person started trying to cyber with you?

[belladonna]

i would totally freak out and block them! it happened to me earlier!

what if there really were three men in a tub?

[moo]

I would leave the room and pretend I never saw anything.
What if you became of the opposite gender?

[delen]

i would find some hot lesbians

what if you had 5 dollars and no pants?

[belladonna]

i would do my "i have money" dance! *teehee*
what if i lived near you?

[Sardaukar]

I'd exchange the dollars for a currency that I can actually use in my country.

What if a blind person told you that you looked ugly?

[belladonna]

i would cry and say it's ok.....
what if i were a midget?

[delen]

i would be tempted (bella)

i would thank them (sard)

what if you had a gimpy leg?

[Sardaukar]

I'd chop it off with a rusty axe

What if a group of cannibals refused to eat you?

[moo]

Then i might be taller than you=P
I would get royally fucked as I wont be able to run anymore
What if you get blown off by someone who the day before practically threw themselves at you.

edit-I would eat them

PS Dune is an awesome book.

[delen]

then i would thank them for blowing me off and be on my way

what if pigs could fly, but only for one day?

[Sardaukar]

I'd stay indoors all day to avoid being bombarded by pig shit.

What if you suddenly sprouted a large beard?

[Bobbybirdtree]

I would shave it.

What if you ate a pie?

[Ayame]

I would be less hungry.

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What if I were to delete this thread?

[belladonna]

mmmm... pie....

what if ths weren't the room with padded walls.... but the room with all dem crackheaded folk?

[moo]

I would hide my non-existant crack.
What if you could meet one person from outpostnine(not counting az =p)?

[Bobbybirdtree]

It might make more sense then. :cool:

What if Michael Jackson touched you? :rolleyes:

[belladonna]

i'd be afraid... very afraid....
what if you had a BIF (butt in front)?

[Pfalzer]

whts a butt in front? sorry

[Bobbybirdtree]

Hahaha I was gonna answer then i was like"wait, butt in front?" :D

[belladonna]

a butt in front is when you're over weight and there is a line in the middle of your stomache and it looks like you have a butt on the front....

[Pfalzer]

O ic i would get to the gym or get surgery
wht if you had x ray vision? :D

[belladonna]

i'd have a little bit of fun at the mall....
what if you were asked to be a model?

[Pfalzer]

i wouldnt be asked tht im too ugly :D
Wht if today was ur last day to live?

[belladonna]

i would be ok and know that everyone i know would know that i love them...

what if marijuana were legal worldwide (US included)?

[moo]

Wouldn't do it, I dont do drugs.

What would you do if a stray dog walked followed you to your house?

[Sardaukar]

Fuck it and eat it

What if a midget came out from under your bed and Kanchod you while you were asleep?

[moo]

Well I would kick his ass for breaking my bed.... and then throw him out the window for kanchoing me.
What would you do if your neighbor just started stripping in front of you?

[Sardaukar]

Get a boner.

What if you couldn't think of a good question to ask?

[Spy]

Ask stupid questions from the book of 1001 things to do with ducktape.

What would you do for a kit-kat bar?

[belladonna]

ummm... it depends... what would you do?
what if the world ended tomorrow?

[Sardaukar]

I'd be angry that you waited untill 11:59 pm to tell me

What if a giant spider came into your house and asked for a cup of sugar?

[Myrsilus]

I'd comment on how rude it is to wander into someone's house without consent by the owner. This isn't an RPG.

Then I would give it a cup of sugar cubes.

Ah er what if you found out your basement was being inhabited by homeless people?

[beans and nachos]

seeing as how there is no question how about this one:

what if all the rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops?

[Excel-2008]

I would die since while I have a taste for sour, too much will burn my skin off and assimilate into my bones.

What if everyone read the manual before asking questions?

[Saitou Hajime]

Customer Service people would be a lot less agitated.


What if the oil in Iraq runs out? :o

[belladonna]

we'd have to use the oil in texas and alaska....
what if we were our favorite anime characters or manga character?

[Sardaukar]

I (as Violence Jack, my personal favourite) would go around kicking the shit out of people and stuff because it's fun.

What if someone declared themself lord of the Internet and banned emoticons?

[MaverickHL]

Then, we would use the standard * function to express emotions similiar to IRC and ICQ before emoticons came to existence *slaps next user with a big large trout* :p

What if you knew you only had 1 hour left to live?

[Sardaukar]

Crime spree.

What if Japan suddenly disappeared off the face of the earth? Who would the Wapanese masses glorify and emulate?

[MaverickHL]

Hong Kong, land of pirated games, and early release of stuff, it is the next Japan :p

What if you suddenly became the opposite sex?

[moo]

I would run out of the boys locker room before anyone wereto notice.
What if your neighbor just went up to your dog, and kicked it?

[phagan]

I'd have a good laugh because I secretly hate all canine.

What if Hugh Hefner and Bill Gates came by your house and they both insisted on adopting you but you can only chose one of 'em?

[Iekleane]

I'd shoot Bill Gates and sell his body to necropheliacs and go with Hugh.

What if you went somewhere and there was a strange guy following you?

[Jay]

I'd turn around and punch him.

What if you got punched in the face?

[Iekleane]

I would curl into a ball and cry like a little girl.

What if you suddenly became a little girl?

[Jay]

Depends how "little". If I was an adult little girl I'd start checkin' out my bits. But if I was a kiddy little girl, I'd just cry.

What if someone made you cry?

[phagan]

I'd insinuate that their mother was a rather loose woman.

What if Steven Spielberg decided that he wanted to explore the world of gay porno and he simply MUST have you as his leading man.

[Iekleane]

I would ask how much he was willing to pay.

what if you were offered a gay porn how much would it cost?

[Jay]

I wouldn't accept it no matter what. Gays can keep their actions to themselves, thank you very much.

What if you WERE gay?

[Iekleane]

Then I would find the nearest guy and get with the anal loving.

What if some random guy grabbed you and started with the anal lovin?

[Jay]

I'd grab his dick and snap it off. Literally.

I'm not homophobic, I have gay friends, but I'm not into that whole scene.

What if a gay friend started coming on to you?

[phagan]

I'd shoot him in the knee-caps. Then, I'd proceed to googling for other equally painful torturemethods. And when i run out of ideas, I'd put a bullet between his eyes. That's how "upset" I would be.

What if you were hooked on crack?

[Iekleane]

Then I would probably spend alot of time on my knees trying to get money to pay for it.

I got nothing so someone else gets to as a question...

[Sardaukar]

Okay.

What colour is an orange?

Edit: Oh, it's meant to be a 'what if' question. Nevermind.

[Annoying MSN Person]

What if all the colours were named after fruit?

Orange and Plum and Peach would still fit.

The colour yellow would feel kinda dirty to me if I called it banana or guava.



What if every single television in the world disappeared?

[D-pad]

Oh, necropost, but this should not have been forgotten.

I would have to watch family guy on limewire.

What if you found out your best friend wanted to kiss you?

[oneangrybeaver]

I'd be into it, because my best friend's hot.

What if they all found out about that thing, with that guy, from the place?

[D-pad]

They'd be like damn smurf, you really got him to give you head?

What if everone found out about that page you where looking at in the dark?

[oneangrybeaver]

They'd all mysteriously die after seven days. Actually, I'd better show it to somebody else and add it to their bookmarks soon...

What if ice cream tasted like mud and mud tasted like ice cream?

[h2orowe]

I'd eat soggy cereal every day.

What if I finally got a girlfriend?! D:

[oneangrybeaver]

She'd turn out to actually be a 13-year-old boy, who would actually be a 19-year-old guy, who would actually be a terminator sent back in time to kill your children before they were born.

What if you and Azrael were the last people alive on earth?

[Jetsetlemming]

The the species would die out, unless we found some frozen embryos and somehow made them into people or something.
What if the US government made a quarter with your face on it?

[h2orowe]

It would quickly go out of print due to intense burns. BECAUSE I'M SO HOT.
What if this were true :(

[Jetsetlemming]

then the universe would kerplode.
What if your computer started playing classical music from the built in speaker?

[Kwiz]

I would reboot it.

What if classical music suddently started playing from every powered speaker in the world?

[Jetsetlemming]

World peace. :D wait, what kind of classical? Baroque would actually destroy the world rather than helping it. :X
What if all the nukes and bombs in the world suddenly changed into chocolate and candy?

[Zonehunter1]

I could conquer the world easily.
What if I did conquer?

[Kwiz]

Scary things would happen. Scary things.

What if this damned article for my school paper would just write itself?

[oneangrybeaver]

It would write itself with your blood. And then hand itself in, and kill your teacher.

What if Xena hurled her discus at you while screaming "Hi-yiyiyiyiyiyi"?

[Saitou Hajime]

I'd have two choices:

A) Swiftly move out of the way, avoiding the discus.

OR

B) Stand there, take the discus in the face, get launched out a window, slamming into a tree, causing a squirrel to fall out and shout "kachuck kachuck", roll over on the ground three times, then die.

: Is hit in the face... :

What if I chose A instead of B?

[Alphonse v.2]

You will get hit by a bus full of feminazis saying that there is no way you can avoid a hit by a strong and inspirational female hero.

What if you could only see in black and white?

[seiji]

Then I expect other people would find my paintings pretty trippy.

What if there were a city-wide blackout on a cloudy moonless night and you couldn't find any flashlights or matches or lighters or flints or anything?

[Kwiz]

I would sleep in a large group of people.

What if OP9's server suddenly imploded?

[h2orowe]

I would be a sad Panda.
What if Christianity was true?!

[I Like Shinny!]

I'd shoot myself and go to hell where I'll be Satan's bitch. ;_;

What if you had fan-girls? O.o

[NERD]

I'd become a hermit only to pop out every ten years or so.

What would you do if you won $50,000?

[D-pad]

Anyone I wanted.

What if I came in 3 flavors?

[oneangrybeaver]

Then you could have a threesome with yourself.

What if they really ARE out to get you?

[I Like Shinny!]

I'd said that you were me and then I'll live happily ever after. :)

What if D_Pad was yo daddy? O.o

[oneangrybeaver]

I'd blackmail him into giving me the time travel device so I could take over the world, before Skynet does. :karate:

What if you knew where in the world Carmen Sandiego were?

[Alphonse v.2]

Turn the page.

What if I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener?

[Stephy]

Everyone would be in love with you.

What if I got OFF invisible mode?

[MeneerDijk]

The internet would get overloaded with pm's in north america :D

What if grass wasn't green but purple?

[seiji]

Chameleons everywhere would spontaneously implode.

What if Hephaestus appeared in a cloud of pomp and glory and gave you a magical golden spoon with the power to turn anything it touched into chocolate?

[Myrsilus]

I'd turn Antartica into a giant floating chocolate.

What if you could turn into a cashew with a smiley face?

[Jetsetlemming]

Bemoan my crappy ability, though occasionally use it to sneak into concerts.
What if you were eating cashews one day and suddenly one of them started talking to you? =D

[Rear Admiral Grapefruit]

I'd wonder why i was eating cashews and then save the talking one with the peanuts i find that look like strange objects, like faces and such.

What if Batman was Robins sidekick?!

[The Divine Comedy]

Then their strange BDSM relationship could finally be publicized.

What if your shoes spontaneously imploded while a thief was wearing them?

[Jetsetlemming]

then I'd go "lol, karma".
What if a thief's shoes exploded while you were wearing them?

[h2orowe]

I'd go "lol shittay"


What if Steph was really a dude?

[The Divine Comedy]

Then I'd wonder exactly how many times he got kicked in the balls to get such a high voice.

What if somebody came up to you with a small box and told you it held the secrets of the world, along with some suspicious white dust?

[h2orowe]

I'd call the police.


I'd call them pigs =D


What would you do if you inherited a jet ski?

[The Divine Comedy]

I'd probably kill it. Harshly. Or sell it.

What would you do if you were dating somebody named Kathy?

[Stephy]

What if Steph was really a dude?
Hey!
edit: I'd be called a lesbian both online and offline. D: I'd dump her! (in a nice way...>_> let her know the relationship wasn't going anywhere and she was only using me.)

What if you could see gas? XD

[The Divine Comedy]

:rofl:

I'd probably get distracted by all the cool swirly things and wander around in a daze. Then get something to eat, considering wandering is a heavy-duty sport. ;)

What would you do if your foot were nibbled on by a small kitten?

[h2orowe]

Hey!
edit: I'd be called a lesbian both online and offline. D: I'd dump her! (in a nice way...>_> let her know the relationship wasn't going anywhere and she was only using me.)

What if you could see gas? XD
:D I <3 you Steph


What would you do if you were dating somebody named Kathy?

>=| SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPP


I'd stand her up on Saturday. :D

[The Divine Comedy]

What would you do if Joey forgot to post a What If?

[Saitou Hajime]

I'd do exactly what you just did.

What if Joey sold his soul (or virginity) to Kira? :O

[h2orowe]

I'd do exactly what you just did.

What if Joey sold his soul (or virginity) to Kira? :O
That'd have taken place months ago :D She finally found someone else eeyay.



What if you had a blind date Saturday, but you might know who the girl is, and it might be some girl who is giant and a bitch ? :(

[Saitou Hajime]

I wouldn't go on a blind date anyway.

What would you do if your blind date was actually blind?

[Jetsetlemming]

I'd tell her I looked like Brad Pitt. =3
What if you were forced at gunpoint to star in a made for TV movie about horrid diseased porn stars?

[The Divine Comedy]

I'd adlib amusingly sarcastic responses to whichever lines were thrown at me. Possibly involving double personalities.

What would you do if you were accosted by a crazy man from Kazakhstan who asked to touch your bollocks and pissed off members of the British chapter of PETA?

[Jetsetlemming]

introduce him to Bubbles. :D
What would you do if you woke up next to Bubbles?

[The Divine Comedy]

I'd know exactly where all those mysterious bite marks had been coming from.

What would you do if you woke up with a clone on your nose?

[h2orowe]

Have an intresting conversation for once.


What would you do if if was but?

[The Divine Comedy]

Have many amusing conversations

What if your window wouldn't stop flashing?

[h2orowe]

I'd tape its clothes to it.

What would you do if a crazy 20 year old Vietnamese girl offered sex to you!?

[The Divine Comedy]

I'd kindly point out that I'm not a lesbian.

What would you do if an elephant called you hawt?

[oneangrybeaver]

I'd back away slowly and turn the TV to the porn channel to distract him.

What if we all lived in a goldenrod subaquatic variable-buoyancy device?

[Jetsetlemming]

Learn to swim. >_>
What if your underwear spontaniously combusted?

[The Divine Comedy]

There would be much rejoicing.

What if you were suddenly tied up in somebody's thong collection?

[oneangrybeaver]

I'd then be officially a Crane.

What if life were more like a sitcom?

[h2orowe]

I'd get my own laughing track.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8M1ZCK7hNw
What if you found out your best male friend listened to Rie Fu? :3

[Kwiz]

I wouldn't care.

What if a powerful thermoelectric pulse suddenly decimated your left big toe?

[h2orowe]

I'd cry out in outrage.

What if you lived in North Korea?

[Jetsetlemming]

Rename myself Gabriel Jong Il and claim a piece of the pie. =3
What would you do if Kwizard went insane and attacked you with a powerful thermoelectric pulse?

[h2orowe]

Cry.

What would you do if your headphones broke?! :( FOURTH PAIR IN LESS THAN A YEAR?!

[Jetsetlemming]

Stop buying $1 headphones. :P
What if you got hair cancer?
*edit* pubic hair cancer?

[Sock Full of Boiled Dimes]

Stop buying $1 headphones. :P
What if you got hair cancer?
*edit* pubic hair cancer?

I'd shave my pubes.

What if all of a sudden there was a mass outbreak of zombies. MILLIONS ARE KILLED! COMPLETE PANIC IN THE STREETS! All you got is a garden hose and Bruce Cambell. What do you do?

[Kwiz]

Eat the man, drink the tap water, and live out my final moments in cannibalistic glory.

What if the ceiling cat really was watching you masturbate?

[Jetsetlemming]

Throw a shoe at it. Fuckin pervert cat.
What if the ceiling cat threw a shoe at you for masturbating?

[h2orowe]

I'd switch rooms.

What if there was no such thing as masturbation?

[D-pad]

I'd be a sad little gay boy.

What if masturbation turned your skin blue?

[oneangrybeaver]

Then the smurf-people would unite and conquer the world.

What if every time you masturbated, a kitten got its wings... through a horrible birth defect?

[h2orowe]

I'd masturbate to make kitten birds. Kurds.
What if angle 1 measures 123 degrees, then angle 1 is obtuse?

[D-pad]

Yes
What if I'm wrong?

[Stephy]

You are. You're never right. I am always rights. Listen to the wise.

What if I became a cam whore? :O

[Jetsetlemming]

Then everything would be like it is now?
What if you got ripped to shreds by a Cat demon? >_>

[delen]

I would say, "Steph, stop ripping me to shreds," but it would be too late.

What if you didn't answer this question?

[Myrsilus]

...

What if I played a mean solo all over your face with a triple-neck guitar given to me by a powerful deity?

[Jetsetlemming]

Applaude. And throw up the devil horn hand sign, of course.
What if God appeared to you personally, saying "Yo. Guess who really exists? Boo ya."

[Stephy]

I am atheist. I would think it was a prank! :O

What if you were Jesus?

[sakana]

I would start a band. The best band ever.

What if pluto was not a planet? Oh, wait...

What if the internet didn't exist?

[Rear Admiral Grapefruit]

If the internet didn't exist i would probably be alot more atheltic than i am now! (i gave up sports for lazy PC time :P )

What if your best friend said to you one day that they were really of the opposite gender to what you thought, and they proved it!

[anver]

Wonder how a female can have so much beard stubble and so little hair on the scalp, then go on as usual. With less dick jokes, perhaps.

What if somebody offered to pay you a million dollars for staring at the sun for ten minutes?

[Jetsetlemming]

I'd so do it. :) I've stared at the sun longer.
What if you could cut pennies in half? ^^

[The Divine Comedy]

I'd shingle my house with half-pennies. :yes:

?sdrawkcab depyt ydobyreve fi tahW

[oneangrybeaver]

.tsif nori evitcelloc a htiw elur dna ,tenretni eht reuqnoc dluow scixelsyD

What if you were a computer virus?

[Kwiz]

Emo it up (what have I done?) and mutter about deleting myself. Immediately.

What if there were multiple leaks in the tubes of the Internet?

[Stephy]

Call up, Bob the builder. Can he fix it? No.. :( no he can't.

What if a famous person came to your school/work?

[Saitou Hajime]

Then I'd be locked in my Accounting class and watch as Bon Jovi and 20/20 cameramen walk down the hallway. Specific cause it's true! :P

What if Dr. Evil's father never invented the question mark?

[Stephy]

What.

What if black fist had the best grammar ever?

[Saitou Hajime]

I'd have to banish myself to Furry Land.

What if Furry Land actually existed? O_O

[Stephy]

Then Aussie animals will be relieved and happy while other creatures take their place of torture.

What if you were the opposite sex one day? :O

[The Divine Comedy]

My boyfriend would be very alarmed.

What if you weren't wearing pants? :O

[c-rex]

My boyfriend would be very alarmed.

What if you weren't wearing pants? :O
My girlfriend may or may not be alarmed.

What if your dog could talk?

[The Divine Comedy]

He'd probably start demanding dog treats and petting in a loud tone of voice?

What if State won? :P

[Jetsetlemming]

Then Federal would be sad.
What if you could fight the law and win?

[oneangrybeaver]

The Bar Association would set up an emergency meeting about said law, along the lines of "We can rebuild him... we have the technology: Better, stronger, faster..." Then I'd kick the lawborg's ass, too.

What if everyone's face was just an emoticon?

[seiji]

:gloomy:

What if a giant bubblegum bubble suddenly exploded all over your face and you weren't even chewing bubblegum?

[Jetsetlemming]

I'd punch the person blowing that bubble in the throat.
Unless I liked them or something, in which case I'd punch them in the throat, but slightly softer.
What if a headcrab mated with your head?