Hito
08-16-2005, 10:52 PM
Between the iced caps of the north pole
And the States of America
There's a country in the middle
That is known as Canada.
Where the natives all are happy
And the lakes are fresh and clean
There is no unemployment
And no-one is mean.
In the summer there's no mosquitos
And the winters are never cold.
There is no clear-cut logging
And no ozone holes.
Oh Canada, your leaders are so swell.
In Canada, no-one ever goes to hell.
No criminals or taxes,
And Visa never phones.
Elvis is alive in Moosejaw,
But we leave him alone.
Because we're in Canada, Whose army is so strong.
In Canada, no-one has to mow their lawn.
No waiting for the buses,
No standing in a line.
The banks are all non-profit,
And the dollar closed at 99.999999. (that's American, you know)
So shout Canada! (CANADA!)
The ports are always there.
Shout Canada! (CANADA!)
Where mechanics never ever swear.
The rednecks and the hippies live in perfect harmony.
Growing wheat and marijuana together hydroponically.
Nobody has pimples and the skies are all so clear.
And when Jesus Christ comes back to Earth, I know he'll be born here.
The phone line's never busy and you're never put on hold.
Canada's a country carved entirely from gold.
Oh, in Canada everyone says please.
In Canada no-one ever cuts the cheese.
Oh, Canada. Oh, Canadaaaaaa!
The country of love is the country for me.
Canadaaaa! Starts with a 'C'.
I'm so Canadian.
Je suis très Canadien.
And the States of America
There's a country in the middle
That is known as Canada.
Where the natives all are happy
And the lakes are fresh and clean
There is no unemployment
And no-one is mean.
In the summer there's no mosquitos
And the winters are never cold.
There is no clear-cut logging
And no ozone holes.
Oh Canada, your leaders are so swell.
In Canada, no-one ever goes to hell.
No criminals or taxes,
And Visa never phones.
Elvis is alive in Moosejaw,
But we leave him alone.
Because we're in Canada, Whose army is so strong.
In Canada, no-one has to mow their lawn.
No waiting for the buses,
No standing in a line.
The banks are all non-profit,
And the dollar closed at 99.999999. (that's American, you know)
So shout Canada! (CANADA!)
The ports are always there.
Shout Canada! (CANADA!)
Where mechanics never ever swear.
The rednecks and the hippies live in perfect harmony.
Growing wheat and marijuana together hydroponically.
Nobody has pimples and the skies are all so clear.
And when Jesus Christ comes back to Earth, I know he'll be born here.
The phone line's never busy and you're never put on hold.
Canada's a country carved entirely from gold.
Oh, in Canada everyone says please.
In Canada no-one ever cuts the cheese.
Oh, Canada. Oh, Canadaaaaaa!
The country of love is the country for me.
Canadaaaa! Starts with a 'C'.
I'm so Canadian.
Je suis très Canadien.