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Hito
08-16-2005, 10:52 PM
Between the iced caps of the north pole
And the States of America
There's a country in the middle
That is known as Canada.

Where the natives all are happy
And the lakes are fresh and clean
There is no unemployment
And no-one is mean.

In the summer there's no mosquitos
And the winters are never cold.
There is no clear-cut logging
And no ozone holes.

Oh Canada, your leaders are so swell.
In Canada, no-one ever goes to hell.

No criminals or taxes,
And Visa never phones.
Elvis is alive in Moosejaw,
But we leave him alone.

Because we're in Canada, Whose army is so strong.
In Canada, no-one has to mow their lawn.

No waiting for the buses,
No standing in a line.
The banks are all non-profit,
And the dollar closed at 99.999999. (that's American, you know)

So shout Canada! (CANADA!)
The ports are always there.
Shout Canada! (CANADA!)
Where mechanics never ever swear.

The rednecks and the hippies live in perfect harmony.
Growing wheat and marijuana together hydroponically.
Nobody has pimples and the skies are all so clear.
And when Jesus Christ comes back to Earth, I know he'll be born here.

The phone line's never busy and you're never put on hold.
Canada's a country carved entirely from gold.

Oh, in Canada everyone says please.
In Canada no-one ever cuts the cheese.
Oh, Canada. Oh, Canadaaaaaa!

The country of love is the country for me.
Canadaaaa! Starts with a 'C'.



I'm so Canadian.
Je suis très Canadien.

Annoying MSN Person
08-16-2005, 11:00 PM
...eh? Woot on earth are you talking aboot.

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse.
Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!

Blame Canada! Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault!

Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off tojoin the klan!
> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>

Well, Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along
Blame Canada! Blame Canada! They're not even a real country anyway.

My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue>
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Iekleane
08-16-2005, 11:46 PM
NooOoOoOooOOOOooOooOoooOOOOo!

h2orowe
08-17-2005, 02:05 AM
I choose you Pikachu!
Spamtastic.
I like Canada, even though I'm American, and Californinan, I memerized all of the anthem, I'm not even sure if I know my own. I always sing Oh Canada! during school and kids are like WTF MATE!?

MajorProblem
08-17-2005, 02:11 AM
Yes, not to mention what happens when you have free health care...the service go down. Also, to my understanding, their government is in a little bit of a pickle right now, not to say America doesn't have it's own problems...anyways, the only reason I think that Canadians and Americans are such rivals is that we're so close and our cultures are so intertwined that we have to distinguish ourselves from each other. But thats just a little 16 year old boy's opinion :)

Annoying MSN Person
08-23-2005, 02:29 AM
I love Canada. Really. I want to go and see the Aurora Borealis. I will visit my friend in Regina to do so.

One day.

Daishikaze
08-23-2005, 02:47 AM
Hey hoser, your not wearing a Toque, eh? Are you sure you're from the Great White North, eh?