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Mariko-san
08-16-2005, 10:20 PM
As has already been revealed, I am not a 16 year old girl who has lots of sex. Rather, I am a thirteen year old virgin, and my older brother, who is hovering behind me, is making me say that I have a small dick.

I apologize for anything I may have done. By the way, D_Pad, maybe we should get together some time... ;)

Bobbybirdtree
08-16-2005, 10:24 PM
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Bobbybirdtree
08-16-2005, 10:24 PM
:D LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLrz

Annoying MSN Person
08-16-2005, 10:25 PM
Bravo.
I hope your period is going well for you. Those cramps really are a nightmare.... oh, right. Forgot already. But you did put up a good show. That some were convinced by it.... You should feel proud. Just don't let your mother catch you dressing up in her clothes, or your drunk punkass father might come and slap his bitch up. You seem to be very connected to your feminine side.

/Bravo.

Hito
08-16-2005, 10:33 PM
Can't say I didn't see this coming. I may be new to this forum, but not new to this world. I mean, a woman that says, "That was some good dick?". I don't mean to say that women aren't ABLE to think that way, but I have lived my life.

D-pad
08-16-2005, 10:57 PM
Fuck you, ya little perv! If I ever get my hands on you! Ah ya little muther fucker!

Jiant Flying Panda
08-16-2005, 11:05 PM
Fuck you, ya little perv! If I ever get my hands on you! Ah ya little muther fucker!

Daaaaymm you want him bad don't you? Have fun you 2 ;).

Loc
08-16-2005, 11:10 PM
Aww c'mon JP, Dpad's had it tough today man ;p
You shall get your revenge!

Benaire
08-16-2005, 11:11 PM
Well what did I say huh? she's a man baby a man and people thought i was insane hehehe hohoh hahahhaa bwahahahhahahaa gibber gibber

Annoying MSN Person
08-16-2005, 11:16 PM
Priceless quotes you should never, ever be able to live down
"Az... You're not a girl. You'll never understand." :D Gotcha.
"I like it when my boyfriend bites my nipples." I'm sure D_pad with get around to it any minute now.
"On my first period, I learned an important life lesson: the only way to stave off the cramps is to watch Casablanca" Amen sister.
"(bats eyelashes) ....There is nothing more mortifying than having sex, and when your boyfriend stops banging you, he sees the blood and the wafer-thin dead skin all over his dick. Nothing." I know, D_pad nearly fainted, right?
"Hey! :mad: I'll have you know that I have tits, thank you very much! *harumph*" Loving the Harumph. Go be indignant about that some more :D
"Yes, I am using a tampon, and am restricting myself from sex." Thing is, I believe you.... but tampons shouldn't go there.
http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/southpark/season3/southpark-316.htm Please, watch this episode of South Park before you do yourself any more damage.

nice gaijin
08-16-2005, 11:17 PM
don't let d_pad get his hands on you, or he'll ravage you!

now if you're going to drop the charade and continue posting, think you could reregister with a different name?

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:20 PM
*ahem* Just to let you all know, so that D-Pad doesn't rip him apart, I've forced his old password out of him, then changed it myself. So, no, that account won't come back, and I'll keep an eye on him.

Jiant Flying Panda
08-16-2005, 11:20 PM
Aww c'mon JP, Dpad's had it tough today man ;p
You shall get your revenge!

Yeeeeah, I know.... But he was pretty much asking for it by saying that, lol.

Benaire
08-16-2005, 11:22 PM
Nah keep the name I mean after all it will help d pad all the sweet times you shared together just you him and miss Palmer.

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:22 PM
By the way, D_Pad, I must congratulate you on your heated romance with my brother.

Well? When is it? You can tell me.

kensei
08-16-2005, 11:23 PM
I just got here and I saw this coming from a mile away. Kids these days *shakes head*

Benaire
08-16-2005, 11:24 PM
Alright Kiljou or should i say Mariko san enough with the head games.

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:25 PM
... Wait, what?

Benaire
08-16-2005, 11:25 PM
Need i remind you all that I was the only one to mention this? Look at me Look at me!!! you should all bow down and worship me.

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:27 PM
Although, looking over my brother's posts, it isn't too hard to tell. At seventeen, I've only dated a few girls, but I seriously doubt any would talk like that.

Hito
08-16-2005, 11:28 PM
Need i remind you all that I was the only one to mention this? Look at me Look at me!!! you should all bow down ansd worship me.

Man, did you do a lot of crack this morning, or just a little?

Benaire
08-16-2005, 11:30 PM
Just alittle and well i did mention it on page 4 of the sex thread and got shot down.

Also well Im just not that mature even though im really old.

MajorProblem
08-16-2005, 11:31 PM
Don't worry, Mariko-san, D-pad is just into the whole "tough love' kind of thing. Just keep hitting on him and he'll break. You know you want to, D-meister!

D-pad
08-16-2005, 11:32 PM
By the way, D_Pad, I must congratulate you on your heated romance with my brother.

Well? When is it? You can tell me.
I hate you all..............

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:33 PM
Hey, someone get D_Pad in here. I wanted to ask them when it is.

MajorProblem
08-16-2005, 11:33 PM
But we LOVE you, D-pad!

D-pad
08-16-2005, 11:34 PM
I hope you all get herpes and polio.

Jiant Flying Panda
08-16-2005, 11:34 PM
I hate you all..............

Just tell him man. You can trust him.

Besides... He'll be your future brother in-law so you might as well get close now.

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:34 PM
Answer me! When is it?

MajorProblem
08-16-2005, 11:35 PM
No you don't, you WUV US! :p

D-pad
08-16-2005, 11:35 PM
Answer me! When is it?
Your exicution?

When I hunt your ass down and chop you the fuck up.......

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:36 PM
...No, the marriage!

...Would you go along with it if I paid for the strippers in your bachelor party?

Iekleane
08-16-2005, 11:37 PM
Ooh, D_Pad likes it rough. Be careful with this one you might not be able to sit for awhile.

and for the rest Bwahahahahahahaha!!

MajorProblem
08-16-2005, 11:37 PM
Ain't it funny how we resorted to making fun of D-pad? On the other hand, this forbidden romance is entertaining! You go girl!

Jiant Flying Panda
08-16-2005, 11:37 PM
Your "execution".

When I hunt your ass down and fuck you up.......

Edited for content correctness.

Iekleane
08-16-2005, 11:37 PM
...No, the marriage!

...Would you go along with it if I paid for the strippers in your bachelor party?

Remember to get the ones from Play Girl.

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:38 PM
Whoops. Forgot about that.

Marblehead
08-16-2005, 11:41 PM
WE SUPPORT YOUR LOVE!!! D_PAD AND MARIKO! TOGETHER, FOREVER!!! YEA!!!!!

MajorProblem
08-16-2005, 11:41 PM
Can I be the best man?

Bobbybirdtree
08-16-2005, 11:42 PM
lovelovebaby

h2orowe
08-16-2005, 11:42 PM
Heh, What did DPad do with Him/Her?
And Jeez is your brother a loser for pretending to be a girl on a message board XD, you better sock him into shape.

D-pad
08-16-2005, 11:43 PM
Ok even if I did wanna bone a man..............He would not be younger!


So kiljou you wanna hit it?

Iekleane
08-16-2005, 11:43 PM
Or find someone to give him a nice hard pounding.... anally.

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:43 PM
(I bet my brother would explode if he found out that we have revealed his intimate romance with D_Pad. He knows that he won't be able to get much more sex any more with everyone watching.)

Iekleane
08-16-2005, 11:44 PM
Aslong as they ignore the camera they can think we aren't watching.

MajorProblem
08-16-2005, 11:44 PM
Ok even if I did wanna bone a man..............He would not be younger!


So kiljou you wanna hit it?
How 'bout a threesome?

Annoying MSN Person
08-16-2005, 11:44 PM
I second the Kiljou = Mariko-san theory, and raise you a Azriel = D-Pad.
Nah, but seriously, this guy has a major schizophrenic problem. Let's treat him gently and contain him to the RWPW where he belongs.

MajorProblem
08-16-2005, 11:47 PM
Alright, I can't figure it out, what's RWPW mean?

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:47 PM
Hey! I, unlike my ass of a brother, am not gay! From what section of your ass did you pull that theory?!

As a testament to my manliness, I shall post a picture of a hot nude chick.

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQBpZbIXEiV6!oB!XKOJagmggFx8VvdfmXAyEk5XJLyfZbEby O32R45lrQv2bfFi1m*XXDMpVOLwzGCYhbmjMdNgVQTAe!iK9Y7 A0SjdVLo/Kristy-Swanson---naked.jpg

Just follow the link. The picture thing isn't working for me.

h2orowe
08-16-2005, 11:47 PM
I second the Kiljou = Mariko-san theory, and raise you a Azriel = D-Pad.
Nah, but seriously, this guy has a major schizophrenic problem. Let's treat him gently and contain him to the RWPW where he belongs.
Ooo! An Az=D-Pad! I'll trade you for a Neko=Kokujin!

D-pad
08-16-2005, 11:48 PM
Azriel = D-Pad.
Damn ya got me!

I am Azrael!

Sorry for deceiving you guys for so long, but I felt I would be unable to talk to my fan's closely if they knew I was me.

Jiant Flying Panda
08-16-2005, 11:48 PM
Alright, I can't figure it out, what's RWPW mean?

lol. Newb.

RWPW = Room with paded walls.

Marblehead
08-16-2005, 11:49 PM
Ok even if I did wanna bone a man..............He would not be younger!


So kiljou you wanna hit it?

Dude, I know what your thinking but I'm old enough to be your dad (if I was a very irresponsible teenager). I'm sorry; you're just a bit too young. Have you thought about banging Jay-man? He's got that rough Aussie appeal or do you prefer your men to be more genteel?

D-pad
08-16-2005, 11:50 PM
Dude, I know what your thinking but I'm old enough to be your dad (if I was a very irresponsible teenager). I'm sorry; you're just a bit too young. Have you thought about banging Jay-man? He's got that rough Aussie appeal or do you prefer your men to be more genteel?
Marble head=Kiljou?

Nessa
08-16-2005, 11:51 PM
Hahahahahaha! So Mariko really was a guy!

I thought there was something strange about "her." :D

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:51 PM
*cough* D_Pad, unfortunately for you, I will only have sex with females. Granted, I've only had sex twice, but that's twice more than you.

MajorProblem
08-16-2005, 11:53 PM
lol. Newb.

RWPW = Room with paded walls.
Hey! I was I think the 67th member on the original forum! It was in the 60s, I know that. I just stopped posting for a long time and just now started again, and things have changed since the dark ages. Either way, I |2 t3h l337 nub!!!one1!!1

h2orowe
08-16-2005, 11:53 PM
Alright people, the jig is up!
I'm not a 15 year old man, I'm a 2 year old dog! Gasp!
I'm sorry. Truely.

D-pad
08-16-2005, 11:53 PM
*cough* D_Pad, unfortunately for you, I will only have sex with females. Granted, I've only had sex twice, but that's twice more than you.
Why the hell do I have a new member with a crazy brother bashing me..........I need forum security guards...............

Jiant Flying Panda
08-16-2005, 11:54 PM
Hey! I was I think the 67th member on the original forum! It was in the 60s, I know that. I just stopped posting for a long time and just now started again, and things have changed since the dark ages. Either way, I |2 t3h l337 nub!!!one1!!1

LOL. You know I'm just kidding :).

Also. How do you know which place you register under?

Kiljou
08-16-2005, 11:55 PM
*cough* Well, you mentioned "hitting me", which I can only assume is sexual.

D-pad
08-16-2005, 11:56 PM
*cough* Well, you mentioned "hitting me", which I can only assume is sexual.
No I said "hit it" and I was joking

h2orowe
08-16-2005, 11:56 PM
I still don't know what happened! Someone tell me!

MajorProblem
08-16-2005, 11:57 PM
I looked at the members list and it showed it in order, I joined in like the first hour by coincidence. I don't think that this forum shows that

Saitou Hajime
08-17-2005, 12:16 AM
Also, I'm not the Future Emperor of the World, but the Current one. I'm sorry for deceiving you.

Oh...

Kiljou = Mariko.

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 12:25 AM
Fujin=chrsjmp(sp?)

And I too have deceived you I am really a 80 year old transvestite.

D-pad
08-17-2005, 12:26 AM
Fujin=chrsjmp(sp?)

And I too have deceived you I am really a 80 year old transvestite.
ooh! kinky!


*still joking*

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 01:08 AM
Also, I'm not the Future Emperor of the World, but the Current one. I'm sorry for deceiving you.

Oh...

Kiljou = Mariko.

I Am NOT Mariko! Mariko is my gay little brother, who is engaged to D_Pad! How plain must I make this?!

MajorProblem
08-17-2005, 01:10 AM
You have to show pictures to prove it or else we shall taunt you a second time!

h2orowe
08-17-2005, 01:11 AM
Kiljou is 16 year old girl, pretending to be Killjou, who's pretending to be Mariko, who's pretending to be a 16 year old girl!
GASP!
Another case solved due to the power of love.

Annoying MSN Person
08-17-2005, 01:12 AM
I Am NOT Mariko! Mariko is my gay little brother, who is engaged to D_Pad! How plain must I make this?! As plain as the nose on your face, Pinocchio.

Loc
08-17-2005, 01:12 AM
I think David Hasslehoff would say otherwise, MARIKO!

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 01:13 AM
Pinochio would make a great toy, like the energizer bunny except with an extending nose!

(And this makes no sense!)

h2orowe
08-17-2005, 01:14 AM
I'll tell you what makes no sense. Davey Jones's locker, but that's why you got to have an act, I for one am a hooker. DOG FOR SALE. SPPPPPPPPPAMTASTIC!

MajorProblem
08-17-2005, 01:20 AM
:confused:
I am confused to the highest degree

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 01:25 AM
No what makes no sense is "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to hear it how do we know if it didn't fall on a blind man?"

PopCulturePooka
08-17-2005, 01:25 AM
I feel sorry for Jay-man, not only has his hot 16 year old love toy that he so openly and freely engaged in completely normal sex talk with here not really a 16 year old love toy, BUT D-pad managed to swoop in and steal her/him/it from under Jay's nose!


FOR HEAVENS SAKE THINK OF THE JAY-MAN!

D-Pad, Tiger, could you possibly let Jay have a crack at your new love?

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 01:27 AM
Well, I have no way of porting a photo of myself for your viewing, as I have neither a scanner nor a digital camera and/or camera phone. Anyway, I was the one who found this site first of us, upon being referred to the Moeko's Owl editorial. I was content with reading the editorials, and accidently (oh how I regret it now) told my brother last week. He tracked down the site, registered as Mariko-san, and eventually was forced by yours truly to cease and desist.

I am not Mariko-san. End of story.

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 01:29 AM
But you do admit to having sexual relations with yourself?!

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 01:31 AM
...What the hell? If you mean my right hand, then yes.

Benaire
08-17-2005, 01:32 AM
No what makes no sense is "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to hear it how do we know if it didn't fall on a blind man?"

If there is no one around to here it how could there be a blind man there? The blind man must have heard it maybe if he was deaf.

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 01:33 AM
Do not doubt it! It is law!



And you knew what I ment!

PopCulturePooka
08-17-2005, 01:34 AM
Well, I have no way of porting a photo of myself for your viewing, as I have neither a scanner nor a digital camera and/or camera phone. Anyway, I was the one who found this site first of us, upon being referred to the Moeko's Owl editorial. I was content with reading the editorials, and accidently (oh how I regret it now) told my brother last week. He tracked down the site, registered as Mariko-san, and eventually was forced by yours truly to cease and desist.

I am not Mariko-san. End of story.
Hang on...

There were posts by Mariko a few weeks old at the older board.

Annoying MSN Person
08-17-2005, 01:36 AM
FOR HEAVENS SAKE THINK OF THE JAY-MAN!
:( But Jay Man is completely and utterly in love with me!
17/08/2005 6:10:28 a.m. Helli You love me now, don't you ;)
17/08/2005 6:10:36 a.m. JD | (b) | <-- Crazy Fucking Aussie --> Guilty. :o
D-pad and his boyfriend can frolic off in yonder meadows.

MajorProblem
08-17-2005, 01:41 AM
Well, I have no way of porting a photo of myself for your viewing, as I have neither a scanner nor a digital camera and/or camera phone. Anyway, I was the one who found this site first of us, upon being referred to the Moeko's Owl editorial. I was content with reading the editorials, and accidently (oh how I regret it now) told my brother last week. He tracked down the site, registered as Mariko-san, and eventually was forced by yours truly to cease and desist.

I am not Mariko-san. End of story.
lol I was kidding, you don't really have to post photos, but it would still dispel rumors

Benaire
08-17-2005, 01:45 AM
Well there is no way you can prove anything at all on the net.

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 01:47 AM
Hang on...

There were posts by Mariko a few weeks old at the older board.

Wrong. That must have been someone else. Neither I nor my brother have ever been to the old forum. This one (the one hosted by vBulletin) is the only one we know. I know only that there was an old forum because people keep mentioning it.

PopCulturePooka
08-17-2005, 01:51 AM
There was a Mariko posting.

Similar stuff.

Az even made a similar comment to one he did in this post towards that mariko. Lemme see.

PopCulturePooka
08-17-2005, 01:54 AM
Disclaimer: I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure.

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 01:54 AM
By old forum, you do mean the one that got entirely deleted, and was replaced with the vBulletin one we are now posting on? Hmm. Could you provide me with all that you remember of those conversations? I may have to do a bit more digging...

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 01:56 AM
You do realize that some people can still acces the old forum right? I think a few people have said something about it.

PopCulturePooka
08-17-2005, 01:56 AM
You do realize that some people can still acces the old forum right? I think a few people have said something about it.
People can, yes.

I'm trying to go via google cache and archive.org.

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 01:57 AM
Interesting. How does one go about doing that?

Marblehead
08-17-2005, 01:57 AM
Well, I have no way of porting a photo of myself for your viewing, as I have neither a scanner nor a digital camera and/or camera phone. Anyway, I was the one who found this site first of us, upon being referred to the Moeko's Owl editorial. I was content with reading the editorials, and accidently (oh how I regret it now) told my brother last week. He tracked down the site, registered as Mariko-san, and eventually was forced by yours truly to cease and desist.

I am not Mariko-san. End of story.

wal=mart, baby. scan 'em at wal-mart. I know you got near you.

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 01:57 AM
Like I know I never bothered to try. I was emediatly sent to the new one after hitting my bookmark.

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 02:02 AM
wal=mart, baby. scan 'em at wal-mart. I know you got near you.

Hell, I'm a computer blockhead, and I live in Jersey! The nearest Walmart is 72 miles away!

MajorProblem
08-17-2005, 02:05 AM
*gasp* a Wal-mart that is not next door? You have small businesses?! Rabble! Rabble Rabble!

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 02:06 AM
That's Jersey for you. They do not understand the greatness that is Walmart.

Marblehead
08-17-2005, 02:07 AM
Look outside your window, a new one has just been built. Your welcome. :D

h2orowe
08-17-2005, 02:07 AM
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 02:07 AM
I have a friend in New Jersey he didn't ever seem to have a problem finding a walmart.

Benaire
08-17-2005, 02:08 AM
Damn there are no Walmarts in Aussie Land.

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 02:11 AM
Look outside your window, a new one has just been built. Your welcome. :D

Okay, I'm looking out the window on the south side of my apartment. There are four seperate buildings. First is a shoe factory. Next to it is their administrative building. After that is a Chinese restaurant, above which are several floors of apartments. Next a is a laundromat, above which are more apartments.

Walking over to the east side window... A plaza mall. A movie theater. Pizza Hut. An arcade. A Wall...!

...Greens.

Damn.

Thespis
08-17-2005, 02:36 AM
Fuck you, ya little perv! If I ever get my hands on you! Ah ya little muther fucker!
I am seriously tempted to insert this quote into my sig.

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 02:40 AM
Do it, come on do it. Do it. DOOO EET!

h2orowe
08-17-2005, 02:41 AM
I am seriously tempted to insert this quote into my butt.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
:eek:

Thespis
08-17-2005, 02:43 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
:eek:
Sounds like someone got lost in fantasy land. ;)

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 02:43 AM
told you man D_pad and Thespis should get it on.
*insert porn music*
chikka chika woaw

h2orowe
08-17-2005, 02:47 AM
Sounds like someone got lost in fantasy land. ;)
I'll race you there!

MajorProblem
08-17-2005, 02:49 AM
How about we all have one big orgy? We'll meet up in some random warehouse and lay pillow and blankets around and a lot of sex toys and all have the 1st Annual Outpost Nine coked-up orgy. Thespis, order up some prostitutes!

h2orowe
08-17-2005, 02:50 AM
How about we all have one big orgy? We'll meet up in some random warehouse and lay pillow and blankets around and a lot of sex toys and all have the 1st Annual Outpost Nine coked-up orgy. Thespis, order up some prostitutes!
:eek:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh

Thespis
08-17-2005, 02:51 AM
How about we all have one big orgy? We'll meet up in some random warehouse and lay pillow and blankets around and a lot of sex toys and all have the 1st Annual Outpost Nine coked-up orgy. Thespis, order up some prostitutes!
Ok, donate to Az's paypal to finance the operation. ;)

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 02:54 AM
:eek:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh

What? Is sex bad? Just not gay sex.

MajorProblem
08-17-2005, 02:57 AM
What? Is sex bad? Just not gay sex.
Oh, no, it's all ways! Who knows what can happen at a coked-up orgy? Guess you'll have to find out, Kiljou! Bring your brother and we'll pick up D-pad!

h2orowe
08-17-2005, 02:58 AM
What? Is sex bad? Just not gay sex.
Well.... if its strait.... Ill see you there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
If not! See you there, but only if there is cows involved....


Nothing beats the warm tasty sensation of a cow vagina.

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 03:02 AM
What the hell?! Cows?!

I'm sure my brother will be fucking D_Pad all night long. If one of you could get D_Pad in here, we could tell him the good news.

Meanwhile, I have planned both their bachelor parties. And they have strippers!

Male strippers.

MajorProblem
08-17-2005, 03:08 AM
If you want cows, bring your own. And you better clean up it's crap. And don't worry, we'll have bondage equipment ready for D-pad and your bro. Who's ready to randomly show up at D's house and stuff him in a van? I know I am!

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 03:09 AM
Kiljou is turned on by the cow idea he wants to feel the warm cow wrapped around him.

Iekleane
08-17-2005, 03:10 AM
Can I shove him in a suitcase instead? it makes travel easier.

Kaji
08-17-2005, 03:22 AM
Poor D-pad realized that a guy got him hard?

Just given' the dog a bone...

Couldn't resist...

Pfalzer
08-17-2005, 03:32 AM
Well ...I've always known deep down inside of me that D_pad was totally fagel. I just knew it. XD

Roxie
08-17-2005, 03:33 AM
Can't say I didn't see this coming. I may be new to this forum, but not new to this world. I mean, a woman that says, "That was some good dick?". I don't mean to say that women aren't ABLE to think that way, but I have lived my life.
trust me, they DO think it.

Pfalzer
08-17-2005, 03:35 AM
Yeah u jus thave to run into those girls. Liek this one Bi chick i knew omg we werent even going out or anything and she always always had her hand sin my pockets or crotch. Not tht i didn tliek it but girls know what they want and when they want it. They just dont bother to tell us :D

ChronoSphere
08-17-2005, 04:32 AM
All I have to say about this whole thing is below.

http://www.students.uni-marburg.de/~Wisskir2/krazzz/owned%2520baby.jpg

Benaire
08-17-2005, 04:36 AM
They can still get married I support there gay rights!!! Don't worry D pad I'm sure that Mariko-san will still respect you in the morning.

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 04:08 PM
Cows... What is with you people and cows?

Don't worry, I've already taken the liberty of planning their marriage! (See "Sign here if you have had sex in the last few days" thread)

Jay
08-17-2005, 04:13 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIT

I hate it when that happens.

ZyRo70
08-17-2005, 05:23 PM
Mariko has scarred me for life. I hope you're happy Mariko. I would have never guessed it was a 13 year old though... What the hell has this 13 year old been exposed to? I blame his older brother.

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 05:24 PM
Hey! What did I ever do to you? :p

B RoCkS1010
08-17-2005, 05:44 PM
lol Dpad got pwn3d big time!

ZyRo70
08-17-2005, 05:46 PM
Hey! What did I ever do to you? :p
Let your brother watch porn at the age of 10! And/or teach him more then he should know about sex at the age of 13.

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 05:58 PM
Hey, it's not my fault. He reads too much, probably picked up a chunk of it from the porn I caught him watching last year.

Jay
08-17-2005, 06:12 PM
Hey! I, unlike my ass of a brother, am not gay! From what section of your ass did you pull that theory?!

As a testament to my manliness, I shall post a picture of a hot nude chick.

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RQBpZbIXEiV6!oB!XKOJagmggFx8VvdfmXAyEk5XJLyfZbEby O32R45lrQv2bfFi1m*XXDMpVOLwzGCYhbmjMdNgVQTAe!iK9Y7 A0SjdVLo/Kristy-Swanson---naked.jpg

Just follow the link. The picture thing isn't working for me.

I'll see your picture and raise you a 404 not found. :p

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 06:15 PM
Dammit! I'll find another, give me a minute!

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 06:23 PM
Will this do? (http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/423741/2/istockphoto_Girl_hugging_her_legs_423741.jpg)

Jay
08-17-2005, 06:26 PM
No, 'cos she's ugly and the pic's too small.

No_
08-17-2005, 06:34 PM
No, 'cos she's ugly and the pic's too small.
If she's ugly you shuld be glad the image is small...

Jay
08-17-2005, 06:42 PM
If she's ugly you shuld be glad the image is small...

I said she's ugly AND the picture is too small. Not it's a shame the picture's small BECAUSE she's ugly. :p

Two separate things, baby. ;)

Jay
08-17-2005, 06:52 PM
I am seriously tempted to insert this quote into my sig.

I think I'm GOING to quote that in my sig. :D

koku
08-17-2005, 11:11 PM
ok i'm only on page 1...so i'll probably lose some interest and won't be able to catch up in one sitting. but honestly, didn't Jay-Man(sorry bro) hit on mariko just as much??

i mean...he asked her to marry her twice and said he'd help out with bukkake(sp??).

I think that registers no?

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 11:14 PM
Hmm... I just noticed another slip up my brother made. If he really had been a girl, he would have said bukkake first, but as a male, he must have thought of seppuku first.

koku
08-17-2005, 11:19 PM
Hmm... I just noticed another slip up my brother made. If he really had been a girl, he would have said bukkake first, but as a male, he must have thought of seppuku first.


hmmm i'm still not sure if you're the same person or not.

someone go look @ his post history and see if it all adds up.

Kiljou
08-17-2005, 11:24 PM
I've already gone over it, and knowing that it is my brother the whole time, I think I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life.

Mojinr
08-18-2005, 12:01 AM
I think Bubbles missed this very valuable quote that really makes me believe that the only people who know what men want are other men.

wow mariko san is a gem among women lucky bf he is damn...

Kiljou
08-18-2005, 12:04 AM
.....

Whoa.

Benaire
08-18-2005, 02:21 AM
I think Bubbles missed this very valuable quote that really makes me believe that the only people who know what men want are other men.

HAHAHA this is comedy gold.

Anyway i showed this forum to one of my friends and this was his reply.
"Sakkath [12:13 PM]:
You can easily see that they are the same person. Check both of their post histories, they type *exactly* the same. For example, you know how people often trail sentances by going "one time i did this and we all know where that leads..." both of them use exactly 3 periods, every time. and they both do it a lot. also, they use the exact same smiley face all the time "

Kiljou
08-18-2005, 02:24 AM
I would surmise that is not unusual for people to use the same syntax. Your friend said it himself, people "often" do that. So if I found another person in Mongolia who uses three periods, does that make Mariko-san and him the same person? Or would you assume that more than one person could not use the same typing style? We are related, you know.

Benaire
08-18-2005, 02:35 AM
Well im sure he will reply when he reads it. If i didn't say it before "Welcome to the OP9" =)

Kiljou
08-18-2005, 02:44 AM
Well, I'd been lurking for a few days before my brother showed up, so I'm not really new here, you see.

Saitou Hajime
08-18-2005, 03:02 AM
Kiljou = Mariko.

kthxbai.

Jay
08-18-2005, 03:05 AM
Kiljou = Mariko.

kthxbai.

+1

(AAAAaaaaaaaand insert another few characters)

JustTooCrazy
08-18-2005, 03:30 AM
Kiljou = Mariko.

kthxbai.
its not like we can ever know for sure. it would be pretty hard to prove it true or false.

Benaire
08-18-2005, 05:37 AM
It NEVER mattered if it could be proved or not or if it was true or not. The fact was Kiljou kept trying to defend a position that couldn't be defended/proved. This is the result.

Saitou Hajime
08-18-2005, 07:13 AM
I don't need him to tell me in order for me to know.

Annoying MSN Person
08-23-2005, 03:15 AM
Just as long as we are clear that the schizo is now posing as his brother.
ok? Good.

Jay
08-23-2005, 03:25 AM
Just as long as we are clear that the schizo is now posing as his brother.
ok? Good.

Oooh, that'll get him going.

Kiljou, get in here and reply to this, I feel like laughing.

Azrael
08-23-2005, 04:10 AM
Coulda swore I closed this before.