Y.T.
08-16-2005, 09:11 PM
As is generally known, I love to offend people, so I am starting a thread concerned with very *personal* problem of many people, because, as I gather, supposedly around 30% of Americans are obese, which means very fat.
Though O9 is currently blessed with an abundance of not stupid people,
and intelligence & education are more common among people of normal weight, it is quite likely that there is a number of fat lazy bastards on these fora.
So, the stated purpose of this thread is to bring them out into the open, where they can be hunted down and ceremonially barbecued*. Due to the excess fat in their bodies, they are likely to burn in a very satisfactory manner :D*
I can't wait!
So, I say those who are fat, are personally responsible for being fat,
it's their fault.. in other words, and that obesity - a condition associated
with a high body fat content is a public health problem. Detrimental to national security, in the lingo of the current US admin.
(big people = big, slow targets)
Just because... come on.. normal size people who lead active lifestyles
are less likely to have diabetes II, high blood pressure, joint trouble,
take up less space, - they have more smarts/ pound, eat less,
shit less, and generally look more pleasing to the eye.
To add some spice, here are some quotes!
: Washington Irving:
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs?-No-no, ''tis your lean, hungry men who are continually worrying society, and setting the whole community by the ears.
Too true.. too true. Too busy eating..
Susan Orbach:
Fat is a way of saying "no" to powerlessness and self-denial.
Well, I wonder how powerful is a person who
can't even walk properly.. I suppose Susan Orbach
is a big hippo.. If someone is fat, is he not denying
himself all the joys of being thin? Like, being able to
see your dirty feet, have an unimpeded view of one's
lice ridden nether regions..
I do believe that currently fat people pay the same health insurance as
thin ones. In my country too.. That is so unjust...we should pay by the pound. Bodybuilders are not blameless.. many of them suffer from heart
problems due to bad exercise habits.
Personally, I'm not blameless when it comes to overindulgence..
but being up to 3 am because I am reading a book is not exactly
the same as eating three-four-five times the required amount.
It's wasteful. Inelegant. I wonder how come people can afford that...
they surely have too much money for their own good.
My country too has its share of disgusting slobs, but it's
considered somewhat unfashionable to be fat.. besides,
there is little appeal in it.
As an aside, there is a growing suspicion that obesity among the population
is strongly correlated to portion size. It has been discovered, that
the portions of food have increased in size/weight by as much
as several hundred percent since the 1960's..
Why not practice Darwinism on a grand scale.. let's round up
the population, arrange them in a huge enclosed arena, and
add some fierce starved predators.. tigers/bears.
Then let the games begin.. Very quickly, the people
with good sprint performance would be selected from the
unworthy rest and the disgusting bastards would not
take up breathing space anymore..
Problem solved. If we added some weapons(to be fair, baseball bats), it would be a great spectacle indeed.. a perfect reality show, in other words...also, the unemployment would fall, healthcare would be less
expensive.. Also, it would be great entertainment.
Can you imagine something more exciting than being
chased by a bear? Hardly.. it's natural for us.
Grizzlies would be ideal.
*with flamethrowers, of course! My favourite tool.
Favourite food: well.. toasted sandwiches with bacon, cheese and
onions. Covered with blood.. /ketchup - depends on what's available.
To be eaten with lots of green paprika.
Though O9 is currently blessed with an abundance of not stupid people,
and intelligence & education are more common among people of normal weight, it is quite likely that there is a number of fat lazy bastards on these fora.
So, the stated purpose of this thread is to bring them out into the open, where they can be hunted down and ceremonially barbecued*. Due to the excess fat in their bodies, they are likely to burn in a very satisfactory manner :D*
I can't wait!
So, I say those who are fat, are personally responsible for being fat,
it's their fault.. in other words, and that obesity - a condition associated
with a high body fat content is a public health problem. Detrimental to national security, in the lingo of the current US admin.
(big people = big, slow targets)
Just because... come on.. normal size people who lead active lifestyles
are less likely to have diabetes II, high blood pressure, joint trouble,
take up less space, - they have more smarts/ pound, eat less,
shit less, and generally look more pleasing to the eye.
To add some spice, here are some quotes!
: Washington Irving:
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs?-No-no, ''tis your lean, hungry men who are continually worrying society, and setting the whole community by the ears.
Too true.. too true. Too busy eating..
Susan Orbach:
Fat is a way of saying "no" to powerlessness and self-denial.
Well, I wonder how powerful is a person who
can't even walk properly.. I suppose Susan Orbach
is a big hippo.. If someone is fat, is he not denying
himself all the joys of being thin? Like, being able to
see your dirty feet, have an unimpeded view of one's
lice ridden nether regions..
I do believe that currently fat people pay the same health insurance as
thin ones. In my country too.. That is so unjust...we should pay by the pound. Bodybuilders are not blameless.. many of them suffer from heart
problems due to bad exercise habits.
Personally, I'm not blameless when it comes to overindulgence..
but being up to 3 am because I am reading a book is not exactly
the same as eating three-four-five times the required amount.
It's wasteful. Inelegant. I wonder how come people can afford that...
they surely have too much money for their own good.
My country too has its share of disgusting slobs, but it's
considered somewhat unfashionable to be fat.. besides,
there is little appeal in it.
As an aside, there is a growing suspicion that obesity among the population
is strongly correlated to portion size. It has been discovered, that
the portions of food have increased in size/weight by as much
as several hundred percent since the 1960's..
Why not practice Darwinism on a grand scale.. let's round up
the population, arrange them in a huge enclosed arena, and
add some fierce starved predators.. tigers/bears.
Then let the games begin.. Very quickly, the people
with good sprint performance would be selected from the
unworthy rest and the disgusting bastards would not
take up breathing space anymore..
Problem solved. If we added some weapons(to be fair, baseball bats), it would be a great spectacle indeed.. a perfect reality show, in other words...also, the unemployment would fall, healthcare would be less
expensive.. Also, it would be great entertainment.
Can you imagine something more exciting than being
chased by a bear? Hardly.. it's natural for us.
Grizzlies would be ideal.
*with flamethrowers, of course! My favourite tool.
Favourite food: well.. toasted sandwiches with bacon, cheese and
onions. Covered with blood.. /ketchup - depends on what's available.
To be eaten with lots of green paprika.