I'm not who I said I am.

[Praetorian]

Due to recent revelations on trusted and regular forum'ers being unmasked, I just can't stop playing along with my charade. I am not Michael. I am not the lovable, sarcastic and extremely intelligent nerd you undoubtly thought I was. My name is Space Butler, and I am a Gladiator Pirate. I have come here to enslave the human race, and thought this forum would be a good place to start learning about casual human behaviour. Resistance is, without a doubt, futile.


Thank you for reading.

[Jay]

I think I love you.

[Praetorian]

I get that more often from people in the Oceania region.

[DJEvan]

And i'm the King of England.


No, really.

[nice gaijin]

i would think that an invading force would realize it wasn't worth their time after browsing these threads...

[Jay]

And i'm the King of England.


No, really.

Quick! Run! You're about to get executed by hot poker up the arse!

AAAAARRGH! Behind youuuuuuuuu!

[Praetorian]

[22:33] kokujindayo: shut up im sick of you mike
[22:33] kokujindayo: or space butter
[22:33] kokujindayo: whoever you are

[Marblehead]

I'm actually Nicolas Cages and Harrison Fords love child.


It was a fad in the Seventies...

[Iekleane]

I'm Bob. Thats about all I was hiding.

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

[Jay]

I'm made out of combined sheep guts, robot parts and general et al, which lead to a horrendous school life, often being tormented about the fact that I once spat out a screw onto the ground when someone smacked me on the back. That led to the nickname "robot" and the catch phrase "seek and destroy - exterminate" said in a robot-like voice, whenever I was in the vicinity.

[DJEvan]

I'm made out of combined sheep guts, robot parts and general et al, which lead to a horrendous school life, often being tormented about the fact that I once spat out a screw onto the ground when someone smacked me on the back. That led to the nickname "robot" and the catch phrase "seek and destroy - exterminate" said in a robot-like voice, whenever I was in the vicinity.

We have a winner.

Now go oil your parts.

[Iekleane]

Bah he wins nothing! Bob stands for:Robot ninja vampire zombie that is also a frog.

[Jay]

We have a winner.

Now go oil your parts.

I can't. I'm stuck.

[MeneerDijk]

Ok ok, since it's confession tuesday, i'll admit my silver stallion is not actually a horse...it's a scooter :eek:

[Jay]

Ok ok, since it's confession tuesday, i'll admit my silver stallion is not actually a horse...it's a scooter :eek:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

For real?

[Praetorian]

Ok ok, since it's confession tuesday, i'll admit my silver stallion is not actually a horse...it's a scooter :eek:


Shocku.


10char.

[DQuaN]

I shall spark off something really annoying now by asking.....

Who here is Spartacus?

[Jay]

I shall spark off something really annoying now by asking.....

Who here is Spartacus?

You, Dunc. You.

[DQuaN]

You, Dunc. You.


That wasn't the answer i was plugging for :mad:

[Jay]

That wasn't the answer i was plugging for :mad:

H'm.

Me?

[Annoying MSN Person]

I get that more often from people in the Oceania region. You know I love you. So much. This hurts me bad, babycakes :( I love you long time!

[Citizen]

I don't even have an identity to falsify.

[MajorProblem]

Except for your identity as a COMMIE! DIE COMMIE! FOOL!!! ALL SHALL PERISH UNDER THE NEW REGIME!


I'm gonna go get some Sprite...

[Benaire]

I am Sparticus

[MajorProblem]

I am the Burger King

[Iekleane]

Ok we have found the new female version of D_Pad and she goes by Bubbles.

[D-pad]

Ok we have found the new female version of D_Pad and she goes by Bubbles.
Eh?


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[Iekleane]

Before Marikos scandal she seemed the female version of you. But Bubbles has taken the job.

[Annoying MSN Person]

Excuse moi?!!!

I am exclusively slutty with 2 or 4 people here.... No forum whore am I!
I could entertain you with my banter on how patriarchal roles in Elizabethean England set back the course of urban development until late into the 1960s, but that does not seem to be the topic du jour around here. I just go with the flow.
Harumph!

[Iekleane]

Aw Bubbles I wasn't calling you a whore, besides we all know that the female version of D_Pad is going to be freaking brilliant.

[D-pad]

Aw Bubbles I wasn't calling you a whore, besides we all know that the female version of D_Pad is going to be freaking brilliant.
Thank you.

[Iekleane]

You realize that I'm not calling you smart. Besides she gets bonus points for being a hot chic.

[D-pad]

You realize that I'm not calling you smart. Besides she gets bonus points for being a hot chic.
Damn I don't ever get any compliments............

[Annoying MSN Person]

But.... that label just feels so icky and wrong wrong wrong!
I don't have a single spam post to my name (I think.... oh well, 95% of what I post goes into the RWPW). I use English in all its fine glory.
I don't wanna be D_pad :(
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....
.....
Dammit, I'll give up the ruse. I really am D_pad. I thought my disguise was complete. There. Happy now? I just wanted to hit on some guys and unleash the awesomeness of my purple avatar on everyone.

[D-pad]

But.... that label just feels so icky and wrong wrong wrong!
I don't have a single spam post to my name (I think.... oh well, 95% of what I post goes into the RWPW). I use English in all its fine glory.
I don't wanna be D_pad :(
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Dammit, I'll give up the ruse. I really am D_pad. I thought my disguise was complete. There. Happy now? I just wanted to hit on some guys and unleash the awesomeness of my purple avatar on everyone.
You wish you where me. And my english is fine, just like my body.

[Annoying MSN Person]

You wish you where me. And my english is fine, just like my body.
Oh yes. With English this fine your body must be something like this.
http://www.jmcostumers.com/assets/images/a_HomeAlone3-1.gif

Oh, and I didn't see your other posts before Iekleane. Blazing white woman that I am, I say thank you. Or something.

[Iekleane]

I still love you Bubbles.

[MajorProblem]

Wow. Thanks for the image. That's like one of those images that I needed to stop erections in the middle of class in middle school

[Marblehead]

Oh yes. With English this fine your body must be something like this.
http://www.jmcostumers.com/assets/images/a_HomeAlone3-1.gif

Oh, and I didn't see your other posts before Iekleane. Blazing white woman that I am, I say thank you. Or something.

is that a chicken??? :confused:

[kensei]

-insert mandatory "I am your father" here-

[Thespis]

Excuse moi?!!!

I am exclusively slutty with 2 or 4 people here.... No forum whore am I!
I could entertain you with my banter on how patriarchal roles in Elizabethean England set back the course of urban development until late into the 1960s, but that does not seem to be the topic du jour around here. I just go with the flow.
Harumph!
Heh, oddly enough I once did a history paper that partially covered that topic.

Here's a clue to who I am...
"Luke, I am your father."

[kensei]

Heh, oddly enough I once did a history paper that partially covered that topic.

Here's a clue to who I am...
"Luke, I am your father."
Hm...I still can't be too sure. Could you please repeat after me to clear up any doubts I may have:

"NOOOooOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOoOOOoo!!!!!"

[l337m45t3r]

Who am I? I'm Spider Man.

[Jancen]

>Who am I? I'm Spider Man.

No actually you are Batman. Bugspray has less effect on you.

[Myrsilus]

I'm a ninja. A 64 year old ninja.

[l337m45t3r]

Uhhhhhgh... I've got to be a DC character?

[Benaire]

Since we are revealing ourselves i have to tell you im the great ......
Antonia

http://www.rozbierane.w5.pl/carmella/images/43.jpg

All fear me and despair!!!!

[Praetorian]

I don't believe any of you.

[Benaire]

But... but i posted my pic and since its the internet it must be TRUE!!!

[Myrsilus]

I don't believe any of you.
Okay, I'm not an old man.

[l337m45t3r]

I don't believe any of you.

Sigh. You win:

I'm not Spider Man....
http://darkantoine.free.fr/darkantoine/images/S/Spiderman-1.JPG


...I'm actually Cyclops.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2003/04/29/cyclops.jpg

[Praetorian]

I had a hunch.

[DQuaN]

I am Sparticus


Thankyou :)

And I like your avatar!

[Benaire]

Your welcome i thought that was what you were after =p

[Annoying MSN Person]

I am who I said I was. But not. For I change. Futility is not an unknown constant. But I'm sure I'll be green.