View Full Version : The Official "Let's whine about relationships!" Thread
AssButt.
11-09-2005, 05:12 AM
From now on, we should keep all relationship-related comments, queries, conundrums, etc. in one, simple to manage thread. Preferably stickied, but that's for the mods to decide. I'll get the ball rolling, shall I?
I'm a pathetic loser who knows few girls, and none that have any interest in me whatsoever. I attribute this to a combination of my general social ineptitude, my near superhuman ability to sit quietly in a class without talking or doing anything at all that would differentiate me from any body else. On the one occasion that I thought a girl liked me, I tried to endear myself to her by explaining how shy I was in person, to which she responded by almost completely ceasing to talk to me in person. I have a mental block about approaching girls and people I don't know in general. My standards are too high, so it doesn't look like I'll be getting a girlfriend any time soon, or frankly, any time ever.
Fire away.
yao_yao
11-09-2005, 11:09 AM
Never had a relationship.
*GLOATS*
...or should I be sad? Naaaah. :D
KiwiKitty
11-09-2005, 01:02 PM
I had three relationships... all three have been dodgy... one was my fault, one was jointly my fault, the third I guess was my fault for getting involved with a psychotic stalker.
That one kinda did me for a while with women, because how my ex appeared is how so many other women I know/have known appear ;) Except without the libido... I so could have done without that.
Sock Full of Boiled Dimes
11-09-2005, 05:01 PM
OMG DID SOMEONE CLONE ME!?
Kidding aside I used to be just like that, but it evaporated and I became like a new social type person.
Nowadays I like keeping to myself sometimes, but I do enjoy company.
Relationship troubles: None.
Relationships had over the last few years: None.
Nyah-nyah! :p
ellie
11-09-2005, 08:24 PM
Relationships basically suck.
Zaysho
11-09-2005, 09:38 PM
I've never been in a "relationship". I'm in highschool and it doesn't bother me that much. Hell, I have not dated or anything, but I, again, don't give a damn.
It's funny how much I can relate to AssButt.. Except, I've improved... There are plenty of girls that I know and am friends with now, but that's probably about as deep as it'll go. I still share your uncanny ability to be absolutely quiet; I can't stand people at my school (save for the few that I am actually friends with). AssButt., I think your problem isn't necessarily your shyness or anything, it's more so your attitude about yourself based on people's preconceptions (if any).
Mechs
11-09-2005, 11:37 PM
From now on, we should keep all relationship-related comments, queries, conundrums, etc. in one, simple to manage thread. Preferably stickied, but that's for the mods to decide. I'll get the ball rolling, shall I?
I'm a pathetic loser who knows few girls, and none that have any interest in me whatsoever. I attribute this to a combination of my general social ineptitude, my near superhuman ability to sit quietly in a class without talking or doing anything at all that would differentiate me from any body else. On the one occasion that I thought a girl liked me, I tried to endear myself to her by explaining how shy I was in person, to which she responded by almost completely ceasing to talk to me in person. I have a mental block about approaching girls and people I don't know in general. My standards are too high, so it doesn't look like I'll be getting a girlfriend any time soon, or frankly, any time ever.
Fire away.
Eh. You shouldn't call yourself a "pathetic loser" just cause you don't know a lot of girls and don't talk in class. I'm i the same boat with one small difference and thats that I talk a bit to people I know. I'm still quiet compared to everyone eles in my classes though. You should just try to talk to people a bit more. It works a bit. Now the girls part is tough. I've gone 17 years of my life without a girl even batting an eyelash my way :(. But I still have hope and so should you. We all have a long life ahead of us with ups and downs, so don't let this down get to ya cause there is sure to be a up sometime soon in the future :).
Idlethought
11-09-2005, 11:43 PM
Assbutt reminds me of myself...except with a more appropriate name.
/emo off
PoorlyConstructedAlias
11-09-2005, 11:47 PM
I've taken myself out of the relationship game for the time being, though that might change if i can find a woman who isn't bat-shit insane.
h2orowe
11-09-2005, 11:48 PM
:( I haven't had one yet -.-
EL OH EL JOEY GOT PWND.
I've taken myself out of the relationship game for the time being, though that might change if i can find a woman who isn't bat-shit insane.
Same here.
Pierrot le Fou
11-10-2005, 02:18 AM
Because clearly, the best way to win your way into a woman's heart, is to point out that you are socially inept and insecure.
Fermented Yeast Paste
11-10-2005, 02:30 AM
Since I've been in the beginning of junior high school, I've been in one of the best, if not the best (but also the only one) of my life. We spend time together all the time. Sometimes we get dirty, and watch pornography together. It doesn't always go to anything beyond that, but a lot of the time we cannot control our wild desires, and make love throughout the night. Or day. I can also proudly say that the other in my relationship has never once cheated on me.
Yup, for now I am happily attached to my beloved right hand.
Mechs
11-10-2005, 02:36 AM
Because clearly, the best way to win your way into a woman's heart, is to point out that you are socially inept and insecure.
Damn straight. At least he's truthful. Tell the truth and if she can't handle it, fuck it :D.
AssButt.
11-10-2005, 03:01 AM
Because clearly, the best way to win your way into a woman's heart, is to point out that you are socially inept and insecure.
Some women find shyness endearing. (She did.)
Zaysho
11-10-2005, 04:07 AM
Some women find shyness endearing. (She did.)
I dunno, they might just see it as weakness. They might pity you, but really, do you expect to get anything other than that? Rather than letting them see you as a pathetic and weak, why not let them see your "better side"? You must have some good points... Something that took me a while to realize about myself two years ago.
apmarkey
11-10-2005, 04:19 AM
relationships are purely to find out how little you know about one another.
and also sex.
h2orowe
11-10-2005, 04:30 AM
Did Phate just say he was in Junior high and havin' sex?!
Fermented Yeast Paste
11-10-2005, 06:23 AM
It'd be a stretch, but one could put it that way.
stoningcrows
11-10-2005, 08:27 AM
so what exactly are we suppose to whine about???
ok I'll try, my gf cancelled on me because of a 'possibility' that she's doing something the day afterwards... notice its 'possible' not 'definite' that she's going to be busy. Just "possible". Obviously I'm very high on her list of priorities. Do I win anything???
EDIT: Everything is good again. Women can be so confusing sometimes ....
Overkongen
11-10-2005, 09:45 AM
Sex, possibly.
Sock Full of Boiled Dimes
11-10-2005, 09:54 AM
Why don't we just rename this to the Emo topic?
more cheerios
11-10-2005, 02:26 PM
Since I've been in the beginning of junior high school, I've been in one of the best, if not the best (but also the only one) of my life. We spend time together all the time. Sometimes we get dirty, and watch pornography together. It doesn't always go to anything beyond that, but a lot of the time we cannot control our wild desires, and make love throughout the night. Or day. I can also proudly say that the other in my relationship has never once cheated on me.
Yup, for now I am happily attached to my beloved right hand.
Junior high? Make love? Pornography?
Wow the idiocy of today's youth has gone a little out of control.
Overkongen
11-10-2005, 02:37 PM
One might also say that Phate just masturbates furiously, constantly.
Fermented Yeast Paste
11-10-2005, 02:48 PM
Junior high? Make love? Pornography?
Wow the idiocy of today's youth has gone a little out of control.
What idiocy? Was it really that damn hard to tell that I was making a joke about masturbation? Geez.
For the record, as of this post I've never been in a relationship, and I don't particularly care. Yet, anyway.
Overkongen
11-10-2005, 03:31 PM
That's okay, Phate. Remember, you still love yourself. Physically, over and over again.
(BTW, I'm not patronizing you. Even though I am in a steady relationship, I bash the bishop quite often. Besides, milking the lizard helps prevent prostate cancer. Only person who has anything against you making sweet gentle love to Ms. Palm and her daughters is god, and honestly, who cares about his opinion anyway?)
That's okay, Phate. Remember, you still love yourself. Physically, over and over again.
(BTW, I'm not patronizing you. Even though I am in a steady relationship, I bash the bishop quite often. Besides, milking the lizard helps prevent prostate cancer. Only person who has anything against you making sweet gentle love to Ms. Palm and her daughters is god, and honestly, who cares about his opinion anyway?)
I swear that is the most euphamisms for masturbation that I have ever seen used between 3 sentences that are all totally different from each other. Congratulations, you get the Imaginative Award.
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