"Kancho Confessionals"

[tbonicus]

I'm.....dying.....here.....laughing...

[Quartermaster]

*throws the corpse away*

Welcome to the forums.

[Jay]

...It's not THAT funny.

[hapacheese]

Kanchous are horrible and all, but you have not faced true horror until you have endured a "denki amma."

Children resort to kanchou-ing adults simply because they have a limited arsenal that will be effective against larger targets. Their height gives them full view of the intended target, and their little fingers make for prime kanchou-ing.

However, the denki amma is what adults do to kids. Or, in my case, what uncles and older relatives did to me, my brother, and my cousin. Essentially, it is a super kanchou, WWE style. The attacker grabs the victim's legs, holds them upside down, then parts them into a V-shape. Then, the foot is strategically placed in the area between the legs (the perineum), then pressure is applied, followed by a violent shaking.

I never said the Japanese were normal.

[Monseur Tinklekins]

O_O That's just a little bit scary, but seems it would be fun if one wasn't on the wrong end of it. I'll have to remember that next time someone gets on my nerves.

But, I think it said that all Kancho-related topics go into the "Room With The Padded Walls" forum. Perhaps it should be moved?

[hapacheese]

Haha, well, the OP was on-topic, just my post veered off into RWTPW territory. I leave that to the discretion of the mods.

[tbonicus]

Are you kidding..?

"He is rolling around on the ground clutching his ass and looks up at me with sheer horror in his eyes and gasps out "they...they...they got Penetration!"

It was SIX O'CLOCK in the morning..!

Maybe my imagination works too well because I can imagine the entire scenario unfolding as the mist slowly moves out...

[Jim3001]

...It's not THAT funny.

Check yourself for a pulse man. I'm still laughing. Esp. the "they, they, they got penetration!" part. :D

[TygressVirgo]

However, the denki amma is what adults do to kids. Or, in my case, what uncles and older relatives did to me, my brother, and my cousin. Essentially, it is a super kanchou, WWE style. The attacker grabs the victim's legs, holds them upside down, then parts them into a V-shape. Then, the foot is strategically placed in the area between the legs (the perineum), then pressure is applied, followed by a violent shaking.

I never said the Japanese were normal.

lmao, my cousins enjoy tormenting each other like that. It's is quite funny to see it happen.

[Hito]

Kanchous are horrible and all, but you have not faced true horror until you have endured a "denki amma."

Children resort to kanchou-ing adults simply because they have a limited arsenal that will be effective against larger targets. Their height gives them full view of the intended target, and their little fingers make for prime kanchou-ing.

However, the denki amma is what adults do to kids. Or, in my case, what uncles and older relatives did to me, my brother, and my cousin. Essentially, it is a super kanchou, WWE style. The attacker grabs the victim's legs, holds them upside down, then parts them into a V-shape. Then, the foot is strategically placed in the area between the legs (the perineum), then pressure is applied, followed by a violent shaking.

I never said the Japanese were normal.


Sounds like what we call a "Gas pedal".

[ZeekeXIV]

Hmmm... The denki amma reminds me of a my brother's variation of "Shattered Dreams" (An extreme kick to the nuts, for those who don't know. An old WWF move from Goldust.), which he called "Repaired Nightmares". Clever, I know.

Way back when my bro was small, we'd regularly give him The People's Elbow. One day, he decided to retaliate against one of my friends, throwing his foot right into the perineum (thanks for the new word, hapacheese). My friend literally got lifted.

He was never the same since then...

[StormShadow]

I used to be a counselor at a Camp, and one of the campers had had an oler brother get back from Japan. His whole troop kept running around trying to Kancho the staff. As a lifeguard it was quite difficult to watch kids swim and make sure they don't drown, while at the same time watch your ass, and at the same time watch your buddies asses at the same time. You know that image of two soldiers at a bar, taking a drink, and one says, "You saved my ass out there man." And then the other says, "They just came out of the trees, man, they just came out of the trees." That was us at the end of that week.