View Full Version : 12 Sucks ass so much
Black fist
11-05-2005, 03:46 AM
damn I sorry for this piece of shit.
Idlethought
11-05-2005, 04:00 AM
....huh?
10 characters
Jancarius
11-05-2005, 01:54 PM
Maybe English isn't his first language? I got really confused and I don't understand the subject line either.
Travis
11-05-2005, 01:59 PM
Maybe English isn't his first language? I got really confused and I don't understand the subject line either.
^I'm going to go with that explanation until a better one arises.
That's a great big "what the FUCK" from my end.
Travis
11-05-2005, 02:28 PM
Hey, I just know that being first out suck big monkey balls.
;)
Okay, I think I get it. He's saying that being 12 years old sucks so much, then he goes on to list why.
Buggered if I can decipher the reasons though.
MeneerDijk
11-05-2005, 04:57 PM
hmmm, i expectedn a big fat: OKTHXBIBI ath the end. I hope you'll explain some more tough
Travis
11-05-2005, 05:00 PM
Thank you for reading this bitches > OKTHXBIBI.
X3;;
Yeah, I was totally expecting that too. Hehe.
lol. It's funny, but it doesn't make complete sense.
I like this guy.
nice gaijin
11-05-2005, 09:46 PM
"suck big monkey balls" doesn't sound like something an ESL student would say. I think he's just young, or perhaps autistic...
PopCulturePooka
11-05-2005, 10:03 PM
Or stupid.
Alphonse v.2
11-05-2005, 10:32 PM
D_Pad v.2?
(Ha, 10chars)
Admiral Luis
11-05-2005, 10:33 PM
Wtf??????????
MFDub
11-06-2005, 12:04 AM
A literary genius in the making. I can't wait to read his first novel.
kyaa the catlord
11-06-2005, 12:55 AM
I'd let you read my first novel, but... well... I've locked it away, if let loose it would mean the end of civilization. :D
General_Admission
11-06-2005, 01:30 AM
I will attempt to translate from Dumbfukistanian to English.
I'm Demetrius george and I have one thing to say about middle school 7th grade Sucks so much. Let me give you an example
Hello, my name is Demetrius George (i.e. black). I do not like middle school. Here are a few reasons why.
Fresh Cut
This sucks so much when someone get a haircut skin tight or fade they are entitle to get the shit knocked out of him.
Shaving your hair gets you beat up.
Lunch Politics
There is like a pose the football player, ghetto girls, and white chicks I fall automaticaly under football players but being pick last for lunch sucks then being first out suck big monkey balls.
The lunch room is divided into 3 distinctive groups: the footbal players, ghetto girls, and the white girls. I am a football player. The other football players make me get my lunch last from the lunch line and force me to leave first from the lunch table. I suck monkey balls as a result.
Date
Biggest load of shit ever spouted by their ignorant asses. 1/2 say they aren't version 3/4 lied like hell most haven't kissed a girl. I not a virgin and french before yet I lied cause That my damn life but it backfire.
1/2 of the people at my school say they are virgins. 3/4 of them, however, have never even kissed a girl, thus 1/4 of them are liars. I am not a virgin and have French kissed a girl, yet I say I haven't done either lest my peers hurt me because they wouldn't believe me as I am not high on the middle school social ladder.
Thank you for reading this Bitches.
Thank you for reading my humble post......bitches.
Jancarius
11-06-2005, 06:19 AM
Honestly, I wish this was an Az email. I would like to hear his thoughts on the matter.
Dead Sexy Vocab
11-06-2005, 07:55 AM
This could be Az's other fault for teaching a foreigner the swear words in English.
Jancarius
11-06-2005, 01:49 PM
I swear, it's some sick fascination people have in college. Maho (fusion dance girl) has this little notebook of english phrases she's been taught. Some of the stuff is pretty cute, like "Creepy" has the meaning written as "Please don't be my friend" but she has all the major cusswords of the English language written in there too, and that's just bad.
Praetorian
11-06-2005, 02:24 PM
Heh, GA. That was hilarious for some reason.
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That was amusing. Nice explanation. :D
Vidgmchtr
11-16-2005, 03:17 AM
You'll live.
I lived through 7th grade and thought it sucked as well.
stoningcrows
11-16-2005, 03:46 AM
nah 7th grade was awesome ....
enjoy your trouble-free school life while you can.
Aeneas
11-17-2005, 08:07 PM
Welcome to the rest of your life. Accept your fate now, and it will be less painful.
Hyatt
11-17-2005, 09:20 PM
Why is this in the creativity board?
Dead Sexy Vocab
11-17-2005, 11:46 PM
He's French, what can he do? :p
Jancarius
11-20-2005, 12:42 PM
Trust me, life will pretty much suck till college, from your perspective. It doesn't matter if your the top jock at the school, the hottest cheerleader, the band nerd, the theater geek, the gamer geek, the goth, the emo, the yearbook staff, I guarntee you'll almost certainly spend at least some time in high school mulling over how much life is unfair.
By the time you're in college, you'll get over it and realize that life is pretty good when you don't have to pay for anything yourself, and that scraping by on ramen-for-meals is a lot worse than not winning homecoming king/queen
D-pad
11-22-2005, 11:02 PM
D_Pad v.2?
(Ha, 10chars)
Um, lol?
Even I, found that to be rather hard to read. At the same time though, I couldn't quit laughing at it......
[Ani-G]ilbert
11-23-2005, 06:13 PM
this is in the creativity section due to the young one showing us the true art form of broken english
D-pad
07-18-2006, 01:35 AM
Bump? No not a bump, it's a dog! Look he is so cute!:dog:
Black fist
07-18-2006, 01:37 AM
You bastard D_pad but I edited it so ehh.
D-pad
07-18-2006, 01:40 AM
GA's post is still here.
Consider it an archive of your former self.
If it will help, I can find some post from a site when I was 12.
Black fist
07-18-2006, 01:43 AM
You got a point, What the fuck was I doing when I wrote that though. I think I planned that for a month before joining.
D-pad
07-18-2006, 01:48 AM
Posted this at www.game-hits.com when I was 12. "I MEAN IF THE BIBLE LASTED 2000 YEARS WHAT MAKES YOU THINK BUICKS WONT"
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