Hey Az are you dead?

[valentine]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4155026.stm

[Bobbybirdtree]

I lolled when i read the title of this thread. :p

[mugen]

az is in kyoto right?... bitches

[valentine]

az is in kyoto right?... bitches

Ah, but isn't the real question: How do any of us know where anyone is?

[Alphonse v.2]

Well, there is the little thing under the user name that says location, most people just say what country/city they are currently living in, others just put something witty in there.

[valentine]

Well, there is the little thing under the user name that says location, most people just say what country/city they are currently living in, others just put something witty in there.

Everything you say to me is stupid.

[Azrael]

Yes. Yes I died in that earthquake. It was very sad.

[Marblehead]

Sooooo.....are you gonna start writing editorials from the grave or something?? :confused:

Because dying really isn't a good enough excuss for us if you stop writing.

[Praetorian]

Yes. Yes I died in that earthquake. It was very sad.


I'm sorry, my condolence and deepest sympathy.

[valentine]

Yes. Yes I died in that earthquake. It was very sad.

nice, and since we're currently on this subject in the op9 irc chat:

Can we eat your corpse?

[Kass]

Yes. Yes I died in that earthquake. It was very sad.


When is the memorial service? I vote for a New Orleans style service.

[Azrael]

Hey hey now. Let's have some respect for the dead here. I mean geez.

Much like I predicted, I actually did go to hell. But it's not all that bad. Internet service, all the porn you can get your grummy little fingers on, and fried chicken. The houly beatings aren't nice, but eh, you adjust.

[Praetorian]

I bet it's goatse porn. I mean, it's still hell.

[Davey]

At least you're keeping the site up. :p

[valentine]

Hey hey now. Let's have some respect for the dead here. I mean geez.

Much like I predicted, I actually did go to hell. But it's not all that bad. Internet service, all the porn you can get your grummy little fingers on, and fried chicken. The houly beatings aren't nice, but eh, you adjust.

Don't be selfish now. See the butt is the meatiest part of the human body, and I figure with all the little asian fingers constantly poking at it, you have yourself some grade A tenderized man-meat

[Iekleane]

Don't be selfish now. See the butt is the meatiest part of the human body, and I figure with all the little asian fingers constantly poking at it, you have yourself some grade A tenderized man-meat

That comment scares me to no end.
On another note Az sorry to hear about you dieing I'll send flowers just tell me where in hell you want them sent.

[Kass]

Hey hey now. Let's have some respect for the dead here. I mean geez.

Much like I predicted, I actually did go to hell. But it's not all that bad. Internet service, all the porn you can get your grummy little fingers on, and fried chicken. The houly beatings aren't nice, but eh, you adjust.

I have a place reserved there. Could you check it out? Make sure no one has tried to steal it?

Oh, and if you pretend like you like the beatings, they'll stop. They don't want you to enjoy them.

[Azrael]

Don't worry Kass, you're place is still reserved. It's actually pretty nice, can I use it on the weekends? I promise I'll clean up after myself.

And yeah, sure, the beatings will stop, but then they change to something worse. I'll stick to the beatings thank you very much.

[Marblehead]

Sounds better than the army. I'm in! :D

[LadyEvelyn]

As a member of another frequent-earthquake area, glad to know you're okay Az. I only came across this site last week and when I heard about the quake, I was worried 'bout cha. Those things can be scary, even hundreds of miles away. We have a pretty major fault line practically in our backyard so we get two or three minor quakes a year... you think my parents would have moved or something.

~*~Evelyn~*~ (from San Andreas, CA)

[Monseur Tinklekins]

Hey hey now. Let's have some respect for the dead here. I mean geez.

Much like I predicted, I actually did go to hell. But it's not all that bad. Internet service, all the porn you can get your grummy little fingers on, and fried chicken. The houly beatings aren't nice, but eh, you adjust.

Really now? That's not as bad as the Bible makes it out to be, but then, the Bible's a conspiracy. I hear Hell has some good barbecues, and better hot sauce than Louisiana. Truth?

[DJEvan]

Pah, u want hot sauce? come to Singapore. We got the best chillis in the world!

On a side note: Is Hell endothermic(sp?) or exothermic(sp?)?

[Monseur Tinklekins]

I'll keep that in mind, then. Perhaps I'll look for it in the Singaporian food section of the grocery store next time my mother drags me along.

As for Az (tee hee, that sounds funny), what would you like us to do to your body? Bury it, cremate it, or stuff it and set it in the middle of the street so you can Gaijin Perimiter up a traffic jam even in death?

[DJEvan]

you'll probably have to some at a asian Grocery store if u want to come up with anything remotely spicy. And try to see if u can find Sambal or Tom Yum. i assure you that you'll be running for the tap, unless u can stomach alot of spiciness. though on 2nd thought Tom Yum is supposed to be more sour =/

[Monseur Tinklekins]

Well, that's what I was talking about. We're not really all that Asian (I think I have about 5% Japanese in me, but that's a remote chance), but after my grandfather came back from Japan after the Korean Conflict, he had all kinds of recipes and she basically grew up on it...so, we go to a market a lot for spices and things. And sour is very good. =]

But...this is going off-topic, so I should probably shut up before this turns into spam. =/

[koku]

Hey hey now. Let's have some respect for the dead here. I mean geez.

Much like I predicted, I actually did go to hell. But it's not all that bad. Internet service, all the porn you can get your grummy little fingers on, and fried chicken. The houly beatings aren't nice, but eh, you adjust.


i think i have a friend in there...if you see him beat him up for me, he owes me alot of money. He woudln't pay me back so I told him to "go to hell."


I guess God was on my side for that one.

[Pierrot le Fou]

Pah, u want hot sauce? come to Singapore. We got the best chillis in the world!

On a side note: Is Hell endothermic(sp?) or exothermic(sp?)?
Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."

The student, Tim Graham, got the only A.

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And I'm still alive too. Ungrateful pheasants!

(or is that peasants?)

[Azrael]

But...this is going off-topic, so I should probably shut up before this turns into spam. =/
Going off-topic?

But anyway, I want to be stuffed, and put on display in a mausoleum. Preferrably with my fist raised, and some defeated Japanese schoolchildren under my feet.

[Panhandle Martinez]

How about your thumb and forefinger raised?

[nice gaijin]

How about your thumb and forefinger raised?
to signify his "gat"??

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Going off-topic?

But anyway, I want to be stuffed, and put on display in a mausoleum. Preferrably with my fist raised, and some defeated Japanese schoolchildren under my feet.

Don't forget, you might've missed this one kid creeping up to your behind, fingers pointed, and wearing a huge grin on his face.

..... And a couple of schoolgirls around, taking pictures of you.

[KujiInRetsu]

Nah... give him the "PENIS!!" expression that some of his female students love so much.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Nah... give him the "PENIS!!" expression that some of his female students love so much.

You mean "CHIIN!!"????

[KujiInRetsu]

Yeah, that one. With the big thumbs-up and wide gaijin grin, as well as a circle of schoolgirls crowding around him and tittering madly.

[Kass]

Don't worry Kass, you're place is still reserved. It's actually pretty nice, can I use it on the weekends? I promise I'll clean up after myself.


Awesome. Of course you can use it on the weekends. Just avoid thelocked closet. I stored some stuff there. You won't like it.

~~~

Pierrot, that is one of the funnier stories I've read in a while. The last paragraph is the best justification for an exothermic Hell ever.

[Arilou]

Az isn't dead, he's UNdead. He stalks the streets of Japan looking for innocent victims to devour.

[Pierrot le Fou]

It is an amusing story, but unfortunately probably false (though who knows?).

My ultimate favourite professor story (which is likely false as well) is a professor, I believe he was allegedly from the University of Ohio, who returned a paper with the following comment at the top:
"I have returned to you this otherwise perfectly fine typing paper because somebody has written gibberish all over it and attached your name at the top."

The funniest actual comment was when I was TA'ing for a religion professor in a Jewish Mysticism class when he announced, as a list, the drugs he had done in his lifetime. The highlight was the casual mention of smoking crack.

Either that or stopping in the middle of class to state he had a headache, and he wondered if anyone had anything on them for the pain. When someone handed him a muscle relaxant and a pain killer, he downed them, and the class didn't really stay on track after about 15 minutes when they kicked in.

[Myrsilus]

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Amazing analysis. Whoever this guy is... he's my hero.

[DJEvan]

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yeah, that was what i was really referring to, thanks for posting it up. Now we can all have a good laugh :D

[Praetorian]

Let's be serious though for a second, guys.

Az, are you really dead? I don't believe it. I mean, excuse me, but how else could you be posting on OP9? I think that you're just joking.

[Loc]

Maybe he's undead...like a vampire or something.
I've never met a vampire before :eek:

[Azrael]

Ok, ok, you've got me. I am undead. In fact, I am Zombie Jesus.

And I'm getting mighty thirsty.

[Praetorian]

I am Zombie Jesus.


Pull the other one!

[scan2001]

A zombie Jesus? Do you like to eat brains?

[dibabear]

Don't worry Kass, you're place is still reserved. It's actually pretty nice, can I use it on the weekends? I promise I'll clean up after myself.

And yeah, sure, the beatings will stop, but then they change to something worse. I'll stick to the beatings thank you very much.

I hear if you like the beatings the next thing they try is kancho. :eek:

[Kass]

A zombie Jesus? Do you like to eat brains?

He eats spammers.

[Praetorian]

He eats spammers.


Run for the hills!

[Dae_Dae]

Az is Jesus?! Wow, the world has already ended...then why is Dubya still alive?

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Az is Jesus?! Wow, the world has already ended...then why is Dubya still alive?

'Cause he's just like Voldemort; Bush's got 3 Horcruxes hidden somewhere all around the world.

Kerry found out one of his Purple Hearts were one of them.