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10-28-2005, 07:15 PM
What are some of the funniest emails you have ever received? And by emails, I don't mean forwards.
My friend Alex sends me some of the funniest stuff sometimes. His emails just crack me up completely.
Here's two recent ones:
Subject: A pleasureable Headache?
I have the urge to dye my hair dark red. Anyway, I finally burned "Geogaddi" and "The Campfire Headphase" instead of saying that I would do it while you were visiting then ending up forgeting about it altogether while we watch Kill Bill.
Anywho, the diamond heist went off without a hitch, I shall deliver your share soon enough my little ewok of milky destiny. Now I am off to wash my hair before I get it cut. Will I dye it, are tacos the cause of cancer, will I implant my seed into the leaders of the world? Find out next week on The wild Adventures of the awesome Blacklight backstreet destiny boys.
-Alex
Subject: .M.E.R
Nah, I didn't dye it but I have the urge to. I wonder if you actually have longer hair then I do right now, if you do it would be like the first time since ought three. I should go to your house soon. Maybe one of these days I will actually see your bedroom, but then again it may destroy the image I have built up in my head of how it is a portal a portal of epic productions. We could make a claymation porno. Okay! I'm going to stop talking.
-Alex
My friend Alex sends me some of the funniest stuff sometimes. His emails just crack me up completely.
Here's two recent ones:
Subject: A pleasureable Headache?
I have the urge to dye my hair dark red. Anyway, I finally burned "Geogaddi" and "The Campfire Headphase" instead of saying that I would do it while you were visiting then ending up forgeting about it altogether while we watch Kill Bill.
Anywho, the diamond heist went off without a hitch, I shall deliver your share soon enough my little ewok of milky destiny. Now I am off to wash my hair before I get it cut. Will I dye it, are tacos the cause of cancer, will I implant my seed into the leaders of the world? Find out next week on The wild Adventures of the awesome Blacklight backstreet destiny boys.
-Alex
Subject: .M.E.R
Nah, I didn't dye it but I have the urge to. I wonder if you actually have longer hair then I do right now, if you do it would be like the first time since ought three. I should go to your house soon. Maybe one of these days I will actually see your bedroom, but then again it may destroy the image I have built up in my head of how it is a portal a portal of epic productions. We could make a claymation porno. Okay! I'm going to stop talking.
-Alex