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Scarletdeath
10-27-2005, 02:47 PM
"(at least, the deeper ones. I am not saying you are faking your editorials)."

"The life and times of a Japanese school teacher"

So Watson tried to grab my dick AGAIN today! That makes 4 times this week, and it's only Tuesday! I'm starting to think he only sees me as this giant walking penis that he has to molest. It really kind of bothers me, I mean, I have feelings too. I laugh, I hurt, I cry. Prick me, do I not bleed?

I had a nice long talk with PixieDust1983609874 about it, and I cried a little, but she told me that my feelings were justified. Next time I see him, I'm going to sit him down over a danish and we're going to have a talk about being sensitive to my needs. I'm not looking forward to it, but it's gotta be done.

Oh! Tomorrow the new Morning Musume CD comes out! I pretend to hate them, but I secretly have a poster up in my closet. I like listening to them to dance around in my room. It really makes me happy when I come home after a hard day of work. ...That, and the ice cream.

Current Mood: Ambivalent
Current Music: Evanescence - "My Immortal"

Looks familiar?
Beware, Az is reading ALL of our posts. ;)
Mechz
10-27-2005, 03:03 PM
"Calvin Was On The Ground For A Minute."

One Hot Minute?

Does Az listen to the Chili Peppers? o.o
Davey
10-27-2005, 05:01 PM
Az is on FAIYAH~! He must've got 3 dunks in a row in NBA Jam before writing them last 2. :p

Seriously, while today's was my god awesome, and it had my chuckling a lot, yesterday's had me near ROFL. It's rarely when sober that something makes me laugh that hard. I mean, a few of the older ones had me like that, and Az Goes to Tokyo as well, but man, 2 in 2 days? Awesome man. Totally awesome. ^_^;
stratman
10-27-2005, 06:59 PM
Wow. That's the hardest I've laughed in a long time, and probably the funniest thing I've read here.
c-rex
10-27-2005, 11:45 PM
The line 'I must be honest. I like big butts. My other kinsmen are unable to contradict that when a striking young lady with a diminuitive waistline and a bulbous posterior enters, you become vigorous. ' had me snorting in class. Luckily the GSI thought I had a cold and told me to go get a drink. So I got to linger by the vending machine for awhile and chat with some girls instead of learning about differential equations. Anyways on the subject of funny versions of Sir Mix-a-Lot I thought I'd share this (http://www-personal.umich.edu/~carrickr/Sounds/BabyGotBack.mp3).
Shadowblade
10-28-2005, 01:08 AM
That was definitely one of the funniest editorials in a while. I started reading it in computer studies (when i should've been working) and started convulsing in laughter, luckily the teacher didn't see me.
Spaatz965
10-28-2005, 02:41 AM
Personally, I'm a big fan of double entendres, so this amused me (emphasis added):

So Watson tried to grab my dick AGAIN today! That makes 4 times this week, and it's only Tuesday! I'm starting to think he only sees me as this giant walking penis that he has to molest....Prick me, do I not bleed?
vincit
10-28-2005, 10:03 PM
that 'az livejournal post' at the end killed me.

Mood: I think I have secret feelings for a japanese school teacher
Viridis
10-29-2005, 02:22 AM
"(woods,forests,etc) that isn't parks or protected govermental property,"

Whatever isn't a natural preserve...is probably a golf course.

And I'm sure the preserves will be golf courses too as soon as they teach Yogi how to properly grip a 5-iron.

Yea. I popped a cap in her ass then dropped five on the nine before hitting that bitch up with my chocolate passion.

...Do you have any idea what I just wrote? Me neither.
Joy and laughter. :D


:( The first two letters in the newest article give me the most distinct impression of Japanophiles (is that the right word?), liking everything that's Japanese, and not hearing another word Az said.

Kid like that in my PE class. Some other kid in class gave him laxative-gum. :D
Bobbybirdtree
10-29-2005, 02:29 AM
It was a good one. Nice to see az writing about all these different types of things aside from just Japan life. :cool:
Kanzetsu
10-29-2005, 02:43 AM
"I Felt Like I Was Missing Out On All The Fun,"

Damnit, why isn't anyone poking *me* in the ass!?

God that set me off for awhile lmao
rivviepop
10-29-2005, 06:12 PM
new rule:

"You kancho that sumbitch until you feel his liver. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, MAGGOT?!"

heee....
D-pad
10-29-2005, 06:39 PM
These last two where best since Black Man Lies which is my favorite ever.
I ARE 1031
10-30-2005, 02:26 PM
You guys are pathetic...
D-pad
10-30-2005, 03:25 PM
You guys are pathetic...
Care to explain sir?
I ARE 1031
10-30-2005, 03:47 PM
Care to explain sir?

You just worship Az and all. It is sad. Also, those editorials were not the best ones, Black Man Lies and Hol' on Boy were.
Viridis
10-30-2005, 04:43 PM
Ok, that's your opinion. Personally, I like any of the hatemail ones. Also, I'm not wrshiping, just think he's funny.
I ARE 1031
10-30-2005, 04:49 PM
Az is on FAIYAH~! He must've got 3 dunks in a row in NBA Jam before writing them last 2. :p

Seriously, while today's was my god awesome, and it had my chuckling a lot, yesterday's had me near ROFL. It's rarely when sober that something makes me laugh that hard. I mean, a few of the older ones had me like that, and Az Goes to Tokyo as well, but man, 2 in 2 days? Awesome man. Totally awesome. ^_^;


People like this for example...
koku
10-30-2005, 05:30 PM
People like this for example...

I got an idea: you write something.
RDClip
10-30-2005, 07:51 PM
Things learned from this editorial:
1 - Az hasn't killed Yellow Fever
2 - Naruto and Az have released an evil Demon known as Kancho on the West
3 - Reverse psychology really works
4 - Az writes like a girl
5 - Some people watch wayyy too many Kung Fu movies and anime
6 - Az hasn't killed Yellow Fever
7 - I though Az writings were funny, but apparently he gives off the impression of being a nutbar


Wow, I learn something new everyday
I ARE 1031
10-31-2005, 02:46 AM
I got an idea: you write something.

...? :confused: Have I not???? :confused:
Viridis
10-31-2005, 04:18 AM
...? :confused: Have I not???? :confused:
He means don't judge Az's work without being in his position first.
I ARE 1031
10-31-2005, 05:19 AM
^I didn't judge Az, I mocked the fanboy/girl followers.
Mesousa
11-01-2005, 02:17 AM
"But After, Unlike Calvins Or Antleys,"

I was able to save more by switching to Geico Direct. Thanks Geico!

"My Fingers Smelled Funny."

Hey look, there goes my faith in all that is good and pure in the universe. I figured it would go out with more of a fanfare, but nope, it was really quite anti-climatic.

Maybe these three kids hold the power to stop those hurricanes... :cool: