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Helniev
08-16-2005, 01:10 AM
Its early in the morning, and its freakin cold. I lay against the truck, which is parked somewhere on Madison Ave, Brooklyn. I curse under my breath in French-Canadian "Calisse de Tabarnak" (no im not french, I'm Irish, but almost everybody that is born in Quebec speaks french, old and long story)

I'm waiting for my Tech to come down with the security guard to open the gate so we can start piping some air conditioning units that are in the backyard, the building is being revamped to give shelter to low-income crack addicts in recovery, (we noticed that everything we dont bolt down or put back in the truck magically dissapears when we turn our backs, probably just a coincidence...) After 10 minutes of waiting and cursing I decide to go grab a cup o' joe at the deli on the corner, and head back to wait for the tech who is probably bullshitting with the maintenance guy or getting his lil johnny pampered by a tranny in need of a fix. I notice on my right a guy that's talking to a girl in an appartment building doorway. The conversation gets quite animated (hey, people fight, nothing there) but after a few minutes, he starts pointing his fingers in her face and all of the sudden he launches a hook that lands right on her chin and down she goes, picks her back up and punches her again in the stomach, all of this happening in less than a minute.

Im not the kind of guy that interferes in others peoples lifes but when I see a big guy taking on a tiny lil girl, theres a part of my brain that says "not good".

I walk along the building and make a sharp turn in the doorway

"Is there a problem, man"

The girl is looking at me with eyes the size of half-dollars, blood pouring down her nose and mouth.

"Get lost, gringo theres nothing for you here"

Im not moving, he turns around and tries to land a right hook

I grab the arm hes waving at me and put him in an arm lock, turning leaf always works.

"didnt you mommy told you not to hit girls, that's bad karma, man"

Of course, boxing tiny girlies made his ego pumped up and he thinks hes gonna get away that easy, but im not the kinda guy to let go, so just to end things quick, I swipe his right knee so he falls on his side and drop a nice elbow on his cheek bone, time to go seepy seepy night night.

Turn around and look at the girl

"Just leave, go to the hospital and get checked"

She still has the look of a deer caught in headlights and throws at me a barrage of insults in spanish I quite dont understand, but it seems to involve my mother and some prostitute.

"you broke my boyfriend you kill him sonovabish"

"yer freakin bleeding, he broke your nose and what not!"

"YEAH BUT I LOOOOOOVE HIM"

The guy got up after a little while, his girlfriend picking him up and kissing him...

It goes to show people, dont get involved in others peoples business, especially when it involves emotionally dependant bitches that LOOOOVES their abusives asswipes!

Myrsilus
08-16-2005, 01:15 AM
Sad story... I can't stand it when women become dependent on abusive men like that. It's pathetic.

However, impressive method of downing him. Applaud you for that.

Kuhool
08-16-2005, 02:21 AM
hahahahahaha

hoooly shit. that's hilarious.

serious, that girl is just, wow, hahahaha.