Az, have you ever tried...

[Farmer Fran]

get revenge for an attempted Kancho? I mean instead of just picking up the little buggers and carrying them off somewhere. Have you ever tried a 'wet-willy'? Its the most disgusting torture on earth for little kids. I used to hate when my so-called friends used to do it to me in elementary school. I dont know if they have it in japan or not, but knowing how the japanese are such sticklers for hygeine, I would think that if trying to Kancho the teacher meant getting a wet, spit-covered finger jammed in my ear, I would never mess with sensei or his butthole ever again.

[tekkan]

Ya, but wouldn't that be the equivalent of teaching the kids new tricks?

Then there would be two extra orffices that he would need to protect.

[Loc]

Hmm it ain't a bad idea though, doubt they could reach his ears :D
No need to do it in the ears either, on the face is bad enough. :mad:

[Azrael]

"Why don't you try to Kancho back?"

I've found that there are three ways to deal with Kancho.

The second way is to respond in kind - counter-Kancho, or hit them with one of America's speciality attacks. But I've found that if you do that, it basically tells the kids it's game-on, and they'll step up their attacks. No one wants to lose to teacher, after all.


I just stared at him and shake my head in disbelief. He looks at me, shrugs and says, "I figured it was time for a taste of their own medicine". I shake my head and tell him "You poor, poor sorry fool. You don`t get it do you?! They will NEVER let that go. Mark my words, you WILL pay for that"

............We get halfway up and Caviar is in mid-stride when the three girls, I have no idea how long they were hiding in the trees, jump out behind us and in some wicked 3 person tag team Kancho maneuver all give my friend the Kancho to end all Kanchos. They laugh wickedly and said "we told you we could get you" and run away.

*whistles to fill up text space*

[Sector]

Someone just didn't read the FAQ.
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[ChronoSphere]

Isn't it slightly disturbing that there's even an FAQ about putting fingers in people's asses?

[l337m45t3r]

I seem to recall a site explaining what/who the Goatse Man was in a FAQ, so no, not really.

I think the fact that I dont find it disturbing is the disturbing part. To me anyway.