Bust Up Gum

[Komachi Angel]

Here's one for you Az. Not sure if it really works, but maybe, just maybe.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medicalnews.php?newsid=21582

[悲しいパンダ]

Here's one for you Az. Not sure if it really works, but maybe, just maybe.

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/medicalnews.php?newsid=21582
OMFG!!! Gum that could increase breast sizes!! Hm...OMFG 50 US's for 100 pieces of B2UP >.> I was going to buy one and ask Az if I could send it to him to give to some *ahem* girl he knows. B2UP =_='

[Arvynia]

hmm... well. That'll be the first thing I do when I go there.

[Mechs]

Good God :eek:. Gum that increases breast size. I dont think that all that true. Plus $50 for 100 pieces!!! Christ I envy the bastard that came up with that gum. Hes got to be stinking rich by now or at least on the road there.

[seta-san]

eww.i could see little japanese boys getting their hands on this stuff. Their not to far if their sticking figures up other butts

[Komachi Angel]

>Their not to far if their sticking figures up other butts

Hmm, I really am tempting fate by introducing the subject of Kancho *anywhere* on these boards, but nevertheless, I feel called to the task on this one. Kancho is to kids in Japan no more than a wedgie to westerners - if you spoke to people over here about all the stuff going on in western schools, the look of sheer wtf on their faces would be enough to break some non-specific part of the universe.

Licking your finger and jamming it into peoples' ears, or grabbing someone's underwear and hoisting it up into their crotch? Noooo, run of the mill stuff here, folks. Doesn't even raise an eyebrow.

[stsparky]

I honesty thought the topic would be about gum you use to break up with your gal or guy.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

:eek: This story are belong to us!

I'd so give some to my female companions. :D

[Mechs]

:eek: This story are belong to us!

I'd so give some to my female companions. :D

That wouldn't be such a bad idea......though if there just "companions" what will be in it for you :D?

[Komachi Angel]

>I honesty thought the topic would be about gum you use to break up with your gal
>or guy.

You have a good point - I should have flagged it with 'Requires Engrish Translation' before posting.

*Runs to avoid admin's wrath*

[Wizdom]

hmm... well. That'll be the first thing I do when I go there.


NOOoooooo your kool just the way you are. you dont need magic gum

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

That wouldn't be such a bad idea......though if there just "companions" what will be in it for you :D?

Wrap them in a plastic "Juicyfruit" wrapping, give some to 'em, and say "You girls just took my whole pack!:("

And watch the gum do the trick. Oh, they'll even make Hentai girls shit-jealous! :D

[Expert Insomniac]

I honesty thought the topic would be about gum you use to break up with your gal or guy.

Now that would be the greatest thing ever. "Want some gum? Isn't this gum great? In fact, this gum is so great, I think it's better than our relationship! So I'm gonna leave you here with the gum and go date someone else. It's a trade-up, really."

[Quartermaster]

What happens if a guy takes the gum? Hormone imbalance? Boobage?

[Chinpokomon]

Now that would be the greatest thing ever. "Want some gum? Isn't this gum great? In fact, this gum is so great, I think it's better than our relationship! So I'm gonna leave you here with the gum and go date someone else. It's a trade-up, really."

LOL :D

Here's what it says about usage:
How long do I need to use Bust-Up Gum before I will see results?Most women will begin to experience a noticeable effect within two months of regularly using Bust-Up Gum. However, results will vary from one user to the next.

What is the recommended dosage?
In order to achieve the greatest results in the shortest timeframe, we recommend that you chew two pieces of Bust-Up Gum, four times per day.

Damn, 4 pieces of gum a day?

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

What happens if a guy takes the gum? Hormone imbalance? Boobage?

MOOBS, to be exact.

[Xuande]

And I'm sure it works just as well as those penis enlargement pills the emails caught by my spam filter are trying to sell me.

[Stormhammer]

boob-enalrgement bubble gum? Just when you think you've seen everything, something else pops up. I only hope it works for women. Maybe then everyone can stop complaining about how flat-chested asian women are. Now we gotta work on the caboose. :D

-Stormhammer-

[Kikuchiyo]

Some would argue this is a cheap ploy to sell more gum. I say that even the chance of bigger boobs is always a good thing.

[Nikki]

Wow, they're getting desperate. ^.^