Sex

[D-pad]

Well how old where ya don't be shy............I was 13.

[Lambda]

I was 9. It was an accident involving an icy cold patch...

[Spy]

With a partner 13, solo 11.

[ellie]

With a partner, 19 (just a few weeks ago actually) and solo, I actually have no idea how to do it. My friends keep telling me to buy a vibrator.

[D-pad]

With a partner, 19 (just a few weeks ago actually) and solo, I actually have no idea how to do it. My friends keep telling me to buy a vibrator.
Why, you got fingers...... :D

[ellie]

Why you got fingers......
They don't work.

I even got a special piercing down there to try to help things out, but it still required lots of work by my ex-boyfriend to get me to have an orgasm. Oh well. . .I read in Cosmo that 1 out of a 100 women have constant orgasms and orgasm around 100 times a day, which I think would seriously wear me out.

[Chelsums]

Not yet. I need a vibrator. :mad:

[Saitou Hajime]

100 orgasms a day? That's not fair. For us guys, it starts to HURT after a few times in a limited amount of time. :eek:

Oh, and to answer the question, I honestly can't remember. Probably 13.

[D-pad]

100 orgasms a day? That's not fair. For us guys, it starts to HURT after a few times in a limited amount of time. :eek:
Too true....

[phagan]

I wonder what the world record is for a guy to come multiple times consecutively. No way it is more than 5.

[belladonna]

not yet.... oh well... i'll just have to wait....

[Artie]

I was 12 ( still am)...

[Spy]

Hmm... perhaps Ripley's or a real Almanac would have some information on this?

[Marblehead]

I wonder what the world record is for a guy to come multiple times consecutively. No way it is more than 5.

Close friend of mine claims he did over 20 in a 24 hour period. :eek:

[koku]

who the FU%% remembers?

[Marblehead]

They don't work.

I even got a special piercing down there to try to help things out, but it still required lots of work by my ex-boyfriend to get me to have an orgasm. Oh well. . .I read in Cosmo that 1 out of a 100 women have constant orgasms and orgasm around 100 times a day, which I think would seriously wear me out.

Girl, you need to learn your g-spot! Trust me, it does exit! I'll give you a hint. It's not on the rosebud. :D

[Myrsilus]

G-spot is located on the upper wall of the vagina and can be stimulated by simply rubbing it. It produces a different type of orgasm, so be ready for it if you attempt to stimulate it. You'll know you feel it because it's like a small, subtle mound.

I think.

[Marblehead]

You are correct sir!!! :D

[sakana]

Close friend of mine claims he did over 20 in a 24 hour period. :eek: WTF Who has time to spend a whole day trying? Plus how could you?

[Marblehead]

WTF Who has time to spend a whole day trying? Plus how could you?

It was a weekend I guess. Apparently by the last couple of hours he was pretty much shooting dust and air. :confused:

[Saitou Hajime]

He has to be lying, it HURTS after a FEW times, let alone 20.

[Marblehead]

Knowing the guy, I think he just got that bored :p

[ChronoSphere]

They don't work.

I even got a special piercing down there to try to help things out, but it still required lots of work by my ex-boyfriend to get me to have an orgasm. Oh well. . .I read in Cosmo that 1 out of a 100 women have constant orgasms and orgasm around 100 times a day, which I think would seriously wear me out.

Doesn't sound like he knows what he's doing.

[Myrsilus]

It's not that impossible for a guy to have lots and lots... and lots of orgasms. I have. I think it was around maybe 10 at one time.

... but then again, it is easier for someone to do that at the age of like... 12. The younger you are, the easier it is to keep going. And no, that wasn't my first time. I was a pro then.

[Thespis]

I was 11.

I had about 12 orgasms in a 48 hour period once. However, there are a few rare guys who can have many more in a shorter time. I forget the record, but it's a lot.

There are 2 main types of orgasms for women, 1 type from clitoris stimulation and the other type from G-spot stimulation. Generally speaking the best results come from stimulating both spots at the same time. As Fujin suggested, the G-spot is located on the front wall of a woman's vagina, kind of directly behind where the clitoris is but behind it and maybe up a little higher, on the inside of course, usually located about 3-4 inches in. There is a slight bump and a noticeably different texture to it than the rest of the "inner walls".

Hehe ellie, I imagine you would have no problems with obtaining exploration assistance.

[Myrsilus]

I was 11.

I had about 12 orgasms in a 48 hour period once. However, there are a few rare guys who can have many more in a shorter time. I forget the record, but it's a lot.

There are 2 main types of orgasms for women, 1 type from clitoris stimulation and the other type from G-spot stimulation. Generally speaking the best results come from stimulating both spots at the same time. As Fujin suggested, the G-spot is located on the front wall of a woman's vagina, kind of directly behind where the clitoris is but behind it and maybe up a little higher, on the inside of course, usually located about 3-4 inches in. There is a slight bump and a noticeably different texture to it than the rest of the "inner walls".

Hehe ellie, I imagine you would have no problems with obtaining exploration assistance.
Well mine was around the ten mark in... maybe 5 hours. I think that's what it was. Damn youth can be time consuming.

And yeah combining both types of orgasms produces the best results. Both are very different in nature believe it or not, but when couples it is the best for women.

[ChronoSphere]

I'm sure that there'd be plenty of volenteers here, rofl.

[Jay]

Hehe ellie, I imagine you would have no problems with obtaining exploration assistance.

You whore. :D

...need help? ;)

This seems like a good place to come if you girls need masturbation hints. I've lost track of the amount of girls who complain about that and I tell them it insert a finger, palm facing skyward, and make "come hither" motions with it. (In other words, curl the finger back toward the palm.) It works every time and I've no problems giving demonstrations.

Oh, and 11 (both by accident and after I found out what to do), and 12 with a girl.

[Annie]

I was 10. No one else was involved.

[D-pad]

I think the maximum I've done is 5 in a 3 hour period.

[phagan]

Who ever said 20 was clearly exaggerating. After 3-4 times you're pretty much doing nothing but just battering your poor, extremely tenderized Jacobs.

And it hurts.

Like a motherf***er.

[Jay]

Who ever said 20 was clearly exaggerating. After 3-4 times you're pretty much doing nothing but just battering your poor, extremely tenderized Jacobs.

And it hurts.

Like a motherf***er.

And YOU, sir, are a wuss. :p

It doesn't even hurt, it's just really tedious because you've already drained the plums like 3 times in a row.

[phagan]

Such insolence! I assure you that I, Phagan, have never been found guilty of wussiness. Light treason, maybe, but no wussiness!

And yes, it hurts.

[Jay]

And yes, it hurts.

Pffft. Does not! :p

[phagan]

If you tried to keep a fairly consecutive pace it would.

[Jay]

If you tried to keep a fairly consecutive pace it would.

Eh, it doesn't hurt ME.

Thought I should clarify that. ;)

[4letterwords]

Haven't yet.

[Bobbybirdtree]

Haven't yet.
/expects a new jay man retort

[Jay]

Haven't yet.

Ouch. That is SO not fair.

/expects a new jay man retort

...holy fuck dude. Are you stalking me? :p

[DJEvan]

I see it coming. Any second now..

Edit: wow, i actually managed to post this AFTER he posted. =/

Edit2: seeing how i don't wanna double post.. here's a little OOT thing that popped up in my mind. Since Neko says she's yet to experiene the big O, why (i'm assuming here) fake one?

Above question is actually aimed towards everyone :rolleyes:

[Jay]

I see it coming. Any second now..

Edit: wow, i actually managed to post this AFTER he posted. =/

Stop stalking me already!

[DJEvan]

Stop stalking me already!

Aw cmon, you know i'm not stalking you. I don't post in the editorials and Stories section. so there, go hang out there and you won't see me :D

[Jay]

Aw cmon, you know i'm not stalking you. I don't post in the editorials and Stories section. so there, go hang out there and you won't see me :D

No. I was here first. YOU go away. :p

[DJEvan]

ok fine, i'll go away, since i need sleep, unlike you who's hanging around a forum @ 4 in the morning :p

[4letterwords]

Haven't faked one either, thank you :P

[DJEvan]

i stand corrected, madam. :cool:

[Jay]

ok fine, i'll go away, since i need sleep, unlike you who's hanging around a forum @ 4 in the morning :p

Okay, sir, how do YOU know it's 4 in the morning?

STOP FUCKING STALKING ME. I swear, I'll call the police.

[aLLuRe]

3 years after i lost my virginity yet now its a constant thing.

[h2orowe]

first time i jizzumed i didnt even know what it was fully. I was like 12 and had missed Sex-ed. So I got a towel, and >.< pissed into it, when I was yakking off. I was like it kinda feels good. Than I actually did. I was like WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Now I tried to stop. Besides me going without for a month now, before that since I was like 12 and a half I did it like at least twice a day. I was hooked. Most I've jizzed in a 2 hour period. Like 6 or 7 times. It hurt my balls so much >.<. Longest I've yanked it without "jizzing" is like 2 hours, more like around an hour and a half. It hurts after a while. Note: the records weren't for fun. It was for the ability to say "I've masterbated that long". I could've gone more, but my hand was tiring, so I just decided "yup. Now.". Is this too much info?

[h2orowe]

Heh, editing on the new boards is hard. Note! I'm 15 and am still a virgin.

[Janken]

I was twelve.

[Marblehead]

Now here's a question to you. How long have you gone without yanking it or having sex?

I tried that a little while ago. I lasted a little over two weeks. Let me tell you, your hormones will start a raging like you never thought they could rage. :D

[Myrsilus]

I've gone a little over 2 months. I can control myself pretty well.

[Marblehead]

Dear god, you must be a zen buddist or something.

[D-pad]

Since I've started yanking 5 days.........average 7 hours.

[Myrsilus]

Nah, they can go their entire lives without anything like that. I was just taught to be disciplined or get my face slapped. Or punched, whatever.

[h2orowe]

Longest I've gone was a month. That was like from 3 days ago, haha. I'm gonna stop pretty soon, like completely, when you stop and then start, your ball hurt like a bitch.

[DJEvan]

Okay, sir, how do YOU know it's 4 in the morning?


BECAUSE I LIVE IN A TIMEZONE ONE HOUR LATER THEN YOU MY DEAR SIR! WE'RE NEIGHBOURS! *cue Evil Laughter*

Anyways, on topic. 2 years was my record.

[Myrsilus]

2 years? That's amazing. Generally that goes against nature. My 2 months was already pushing it bad. You must have will of steel.

[DJEvan]

more like i didn't have a partner, was busy with other stuff in my life.

oh yeah and if you count from birth, it'll be 13 years ^^

Edit: forgot to add i didn't have porn back then so wanking off was a chore :p

[Myrsilus]

Oh I can understand your situation then. Sometimes life makes it really difficult for the primal instincts to get the best of us, eh?

And lol. Childhood ignorance to self-gratification don't count my man.

[Roxie]

I was really young (younger than anyone has mentioned). Just curious self-exploration and then hit the magic button.

Also, most women, if they can experience vaginal orgasms, won't until mid-20's or later.

[Myrsilus]

I was really young (younger than anyone has mentioned). Just curious self-exploration and then hit the magic button.

Also, most women, if they can experience vaginal orgasms, won't until mid-20's or later.
So was I, but I would dare not talk about that in detail. Sometimes that situation is more common than most people would think. I guess the more creative the person, the more amazing things one can find on themselves. It is also said that children that receive a lot of care and affection are more likely to discover things like that. It's amazing what the mind can start out as and later becomes.

[Janken]

Wait..orgasm. I was thinking orgasm with jizz. Well, the first time I went to climax was when I was like, four. I started young. :P

[Astrick]

I was thinking about making this thread... After thinking about it for over five minutes, I finally did it.

[Astrick]

Oh, yes, the topic, of course... Well then, it was inspired by another thread. This thread is about sex in general.

[Myrsilus]

Good job Astrick. Let's see how this goes.

[Citizen]

Stickied, and given a description. I hope it works out, as it's a good idea.

[General_Admission]

(no porn links -Az)

Join or Die.

They have some really good ones from ama10.com that were just uploaded. I watched 3 of them tonight. :D

[Myrsilus]

I'm scared to join. But this idea intrigues me. What's ama10.com, though?

[MFDub]

You know someone's going to do it, so let's just get it out the way now.

*ahem*


Let's talk about sex baby,
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things
that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex (a l'il bit, a l'il bit)
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex!

[Myrsilus]

You know someone's going to do it, so let's just get it out the way now.

*ahem*


Let's talk about sex baby,
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things
that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex (a l'il bit, a l'il bit)
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex!
Well placed man. Remember those days when that song was popular. Ahhh...

Yeah nothing wrong with talking about sex. Sex is why you all are here. Unless you're a test tube baby.

[MFDub]

Well placed man. Remember those days when that song was popular. Ahhh...

Yeah nothing wrong with talking about sex. Sex is why you all are here. Unless you're a test tube baby.



THOSE days? You mean...the song isn't popular anymore? So I've been living in the early 90's/mid 80's for my entire life? I can't believe it!

GOOD DAY SIR!


*goes off to play with Transformer toys*

[Benaire]

Since we are talking about sex how about this girl?
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/files/hot/JokeDay/Muscle/MuscleJoke_02.jpg

or this beuty?

http://www.leasticoulddo.com/files/hot/JokeDay/Muscle/MuscleJoke_04.jpg

They just get me so hot :D

[Saitou Hajime]

I find their lack of femininity (MADE UP WORD?!) disturbing.

/Vader

[Mariko-san]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

OH MY GOD!!

[Myrsilus]

Hah! I actually knew that reference before I saw Vader. lmao.

And aside from that... :eek:

NooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!

[MFDub]

My Eyes! They Burn!

[Benaire]

Hey there every bit the women you are Mariko-san

[InsertWapNameHere]

Since we are talking about sex how about this girl?

or this beuty?

They just get me so hot :D

Those aren't girls.. THOSE AREN'T GIRLS. D:

[Benaire]

Not only that If i was twice the man I am I would still be half the man they are.

[Benaire]

your right there women!!!

[Saitou Hajime]

NooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooo!

LOL.

DO NOT WAaAaAaAaANT!!!!!!!!!




/Badly translated Chinese subtitles.


Really though, those ladies scare me, and make me believe that She-Hulk will be in the sequel to that already scary Hulk movie.

EDIT: The above post is a good thing to go to sleep on. Goodnight everyone!

[Mariko-san]

Hey there every bit the women you are Mariko-san

Hey! :mad: I'll have you know that I have tits, thank you very much! *harumph*

[Benaire]

I see your Lindsey and raise you one skinny blonde.












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http://www.leasticoulddo.com/files/hot/JokeDay/Muscle/MuscleJoke_06.jpg

[Saitou Hajime]

DAMNIT! My luck is ruined! Now I'm really going to sleep, after throwing up.

[l337m45t3r]

Since we are talking about sex how about this girl?
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/files/hot/JokeDay/Muscle/MuscleJoke_02.jpg

or this beuty?

http://www.leasticoulddo.com/files/hot/JokeDay/Muscle/MuscleJoke_04.jpg

They just get me so hot :D

Uhrrrrgh! :eek:

That ladies & gents is why you never see any of the female characters going Super Saiya-jin...



And is it just me or dose the top one look kinda like She Hulk?

[Benaire]

If any of these women are reading this forum listen to me when i say you dont want to hurt there feelings

[Myrsilus]

Oi... And classic, Saitou. Do not want. :D Night man.

Dammit, these muscular women are overloading my body with so much testosterone I feel like my deltoids are going to burst!

[MFDub]

They're scaring me. I'll forever have nightmares about these women now. Maybe this is that lady's curse finally being realized...

[Myrsilus]

Yeah this isn't much a Sex thread. Damn they're huge!

[Benaire]

Hey! I'll have you know that I have tits, thank you very much! *harumph*

Well they have pecks that are probably bigger then your tits but if you want to play it that way....


http://www.leasticoulddo.com/files/hot/JokeDay/Muscle/MuscleJoke_03.jpg

She has really large boobies

[Myrsilus]

Why man...? Why do you post this stuff? Omg, look at her freaking legs. She could kick a mountain down.

[Mariko-san]

Augh...

That guy there is seeing if he can sneak a peek...

[MFDub]

Augh...

That guy there is seeing if he can sneak a peek...

He's probably just making sure he's out of the way in case her wang pops out and slaps him across the room...

[Benaire]

you can't say she doesnt have large tits

[Mariko-san]

My period started today. I wake up, change, and what do I find all over the panties I wear to bed? Blood. And lots of it. So, now I am denied sex for another week... It isn't because I might get pregnant (my boyfriend uses condoms). I have two choices here.

A) Wear a tampon (guys, in case you don't know, its a cotton dick thing girls stick in their pussys to stop the blood flow), but if I do that, my boyfriend can't bang me.

B) Go with nothing, but if I do that, I'm going to bleed all over my boyfriend's dick.

Neither are very good choices... :(

*Marks calender for next Monday, and sits down and sighs*

[Annoying MSN Person]

Hey... why did I have to see that repeated at least 3 times?



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The horror :eek:

Something really sexy for all the ladies
http://www.queerclick.com/images/geekshots.jpg

mmmmmmmmm.

[Mariko-san]

you can't say she doesnt have large tits

Has Az-sensei taught you nothing? Size matters not! /Yoda

What does matter are the proportions and shape.

[Myrsilus]

Hey... why did I have to see that repeated at least 3 times?



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The horror :eek:

Something really sexy for all the ladies
http://www.queerclick.com/images/geekshots.jpg

mmmmmmmmm.
Maybe it's because I am a guy, but... heh... really?

[D-pad]

Sex is awesome...........End of story...............And I've never even had it............. :D

[Mariko-san]

Ha! D-Pad, I laugh at you! :D :D :D :D

[Benaire]

They tits too There just covered in mightly muscles.

[Myrsilus]

Sorry, but I don't fancy rubbing man-like chassies while looking at a gaunt, defined face with neck muscles that could burst at any moment.

[Azrael]

This is, quite possibly, the worst sex thread ever.

Something really sexy for all the ladies
I'll see your nerdy naked dudes and counter with a nerdy naked lady.

http://www.outpostnine.com/Az/seriousgaming.jpg

[Myrsilus]

I'd take that in place of the man-chicks any day! She has so many games around her, too! Not too shabby.

[DJEvan]

Has Az-sensei taught you nothing? Size matters not! /Yoda

What does matter are the proportions and shape.

hear, hear!

now please excuse me while i go rinse my eyes with dettol. and if i can i'll crack open my skull, go into my brain and extract that image forever.

[D-pad]

I'd take that in place of the man-chicks any day! She has so many games around her, too! Not too shabby.
I'd let her touch my penis no doubt......

[Benaire]

Bah where is her muscles? Anyway makes me feel like playing a game.

[Mariko-san]

Whoa. I think I know that girl. The face looks familiar from my school...

All things considered, she's hot.

[Myrsilus]

Bah where is her muscles? Anyway makes me feel like playing a game.
The hell is wrong with you!?

<sigh> Maybe you meant a little toning and not grotesque Arnold bodies...

[Mariko-san]

Bah where is her muscles? Anyway makes me feel like playing a game.

A game with her tits and pussy, no doubt.

[Annoying MSN Person]

Nerd men and their equipment = not so hot
Nerd women and their their games = hot on every conceivable level....
These things always work in the favour of men.

[Benaire]

Alittle toneing is good i love seeing stomach muscles on babes.

[Myrsilus]

I'm comfortable with my sexuality so I'll help you out here... The only one who could be conceived as reasonably good looking is the second guy. The other guy... dunno ma'am.

And men love gamer chicks. Simple fact of life.

[Myrsilus]

Alittle toneing is good i love seeing stomach muscles on babes.
Didn't want to double post but I have to agree. That is really sexy. I just love healthy women.

[Benaire]

Ok ok i give is this a improvement?


























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http://www.jlphotography.com/eva31.jpg

[D-pad]

The gamer chick is totally high on my list of online celebs I wanna bone


1.Az
2.Tom Fulp
3.That Chick

[l337m45t3r]

This is, quite possibly, the worst sex thread ever.


I'll see your nerdy naked dudes and counter with a nerdy naked lady.

http://www.outpostnine.com/Az/seriousgaming.jpg

Nice! Though with the wires wrapped around her like that I'm getting a mental image of a grown up Lain :p

[Myrsilus]

Okay that is a little more like it.

Hm... I suppose it's cold there. I like her toning, it's really well-done.

[Annoying MSN Person]

One of the secksi geek guys sort of reminded me of one of the posters on this board........ wanna guess who?

[Myrsilus]

One of the secksi geek guys sort of reminded me of one of the posters on this board........ wanna guess who?
I really dunno many people on this board, so me guessing would be kind of pointless... so how about a clue for moi?

[Benaire]

Well there white so i would say Jay the man cause no one does white like Jay does.

[Myrsilus]

It's the same case with me... Girls love telling me about their periods. I do feel for women, though. I hate that they have to go through this so often.

[Mariko-san]

Yes, I am using a tampon, and am restricting myself from sex.

*sigh* I can't believe it's only been an hour since it started, and I already crave my boyfriend's dick...

[D-pad]

Well there white so i would say Jay the man cause no one does white like Jay does.
I was gonna go with our dutch mod.........

[l337m45t3r]

Depending on what kind of sex you're into you've still got two other orifices (orifici?) to use. ;)

[Myrsilus]

Eh heh... Sucks I... think. <.> (yes, the eyes have gone in either direction from sheer madness)

[D-pad]

Depending on what kind of sex you're into you've still got two other orifices (orifici?) to use. ;)
ROFL!!!


Now thats funny shit............

[Mariko-san]

My boyfriend and I both hate anal, and we usually prefer to have us both orgasm during sex, like most people. My favorite is 69. We both moan like ghosts.

[Myrsilus]

This stuff should be in the sex thread. Let's give it activity.

[D-pad]

My boyfriend and I both hate anal, and we usually prefer to have us both orgasm during sex, like most people. My favorite is 69. We both moan like ghosts.
Some chicks can orgasm from anal........and you can always get stimulated by hand by your boyfriend while he hits it back there........

[Mariko-san]

Anal does nothing for me. And when a girl is wearing a tampon, the orgasm gets sucked up by the cotton.

[l337m45t3r]

Fair enough, just throwing some sugestions out there. :)

Oh! Possible brainwave! How about doing it in the shower?

[D-pad]

Fair enough, just throwing some sugestions out there. :)

Oh! Possible brainwave! How about doing it in the shower?
Ah! There ya go!

[Pfalzer]

those nerd guys....were not sexy at all...and i say tht from a heterosexual standpoint. I sent the pics to EL Chi(hes gay guy on myspace) and even he wouldnt bone them...lol

[Benaire]

This thread is getting quiet so ill add this salty lass to help stimulate conversation.

http://www.jlphotography.com/eva46.jpg

[Mariko-san]

AHA!! :D :D :D

Thank you! I grovel at you feet and lick your -

Okay, maybe I won't go that far.

[Azrael]

Didn't want to double post
The edit button is an awesome thing.

The gamer chick is totally high on my list of online celebs I wanna bone

1.Az
You're officially starting to scare me.

[Pfalzer]

lol wow almost almost l337m45t3r ill give you some phone numbers u can use :D

[Myrsilus]

Yeah I know the edit button is there. Didn't cross my mind at the time, though. :(

Benaire, those girls where really flimbsy clothing.

[Benaire]

You go Az you got a groupie that wants your body!!!

[l337m45t3r]

Glad that I could help :D

[l337m45t3r]

Is there any way to ever heap enough praise on the female nipples? They sustain us, they draw our eyes and make joyfull fools of us all! :D

[D-pad]

The edit button is an awesome thing.


You're officially starting to scare me.
Don't be scared Az I'll be gentle......... :D

[Myrsilus]

I think Az was right. This is the worst sex thread so far. But maybe it's because it's early.

I'd love to help, too, but I'm running on my last bit of energy.

[Benaire]

http://ads.skins.be/pics/Adriana_amiL_14_1024.jpg

no need for words

[Myrsilus]

Heh heh. I forget her name. She's that Victoria's Secret model, that's all I can remember. Yeah she's pretty.

[Mariko-san]

I just called my boyfriend, and he'll be over in minutes, so I'll be gone about an hour. I've never had shower sex before. Pool sex, yeah, but that's different.

[D-pad]

http://www.wherewasi.com/myimages/Images%20sixty/eileen%20hot%20small.jpg


I win........

[l337m45t3r]

Oh? You are in for a treat! :D

[Pfalzer]

Mariko-san do u have a sister? ;)

[Benaire]

Ewww i think i prefer my muscle women to that thing D pad

[Myrsilus]

Not bad.

And sadly it is time for me to go. The bed is looking very comfortable right now. Good night folks.

[Mariko-san]

Yay! :D He just knocked, and I called for him to wait a minute. I just stripped and ran in and out of the running shower. I have a towel around me, and I'll answer the door in that. When he walks in, I'll drop it and saunter into the bathroom. I'll stick my head out and say, "Care to join me?"

This will be great.

(By the way, I'm an only child. My bastard of a dad hit my mom, and she left. My dad is drunk somewhere, as usual.)

[l337m45t3r]

http://www.superiorpics.com/alyson_hannigan/images/alyson020.jpg

I am so jealous of her hubbie :(

[l337m45t3r]

This young one is strong in the Force! I forsee her becoming a great Jedi. :D

[Pfalzer]

hehe thts wht they said about anakin lol look what happened :eek:

[Benaire]

I don't know the way she talks makes me think she is a man pretending to be a women.

[l337m45t3r]

Nah, I know a few girls who talk like that. I think she's the genuine article. Anyhoo, I bid ye all a good night, sweet dreams and sweeter orgasms. :D

[Pfalzer]

oic now i know who the all in blacks meant sorry bubbles puts shocked face in bag again.... :(

[Azrael]

This stuff should be in the sex thread. Let's give it activity.
Agreed. And stuff.

Oh, and period sex isn't that bad. It's just blood.

[Annie]

Agreed. And stuff.

Oh, and period sex isn't that bad. It's just blood.



Not really. It's dead tissue mixed with blood. And it smells worse than blood....or maybe that's just me.

[JudoPorkChop]

Well, that, and if things get a little frisky, you'll look like you just about killed someone.

It's just like anal, insofar as if you are not careful, the mess is rather disgusting. Lube and fecal matter versus blood and natural juices? There is no winner in that competition.

[Mariko-san]

(bats eyelashes) Oh really, Az? Have you ever had a period? There is nothing more mortifying than having sex, and when your boyfriend stops banging you, he sees the blood and the wafer-thin dead skin all over his dick. Nothing.

[Azrael]

I've had period sex.

I've had it by choice, and I've had it suddenly inflicted on me. And not during regular sex either...

Me: Honey, I think your period is starting...
Her: Why do you say that?
Me: *sticks out tongue*

I lived.

While I definitely don't recommend THAT, the good 'ol fashioned is still doable. Messy, sure, but doable.

[Mariko-san]

Az, you're not hearing me. Guys will take sex any way they can get it. But for girls, it is insanely embarrassing to start leaking blood and dried tissue all over your sex partner.

[ChronoSphere]

Jesus Az, that had to be a shock, lol.

Oh, and in all the years of internet trolling I've never seen that picture of the gamer chick before - that is awesome. Bravo, sir. And as for Mariko-san, I have officially added you to the list of "OP9 People I Think are Cool".

[Azrael]

Az, you're not hearing me. Guys will take sex any way they can get it. But for girls, it is insanely embarrassing to start leaking blood and dried tissue all over your sex partner.
But if the guy doesn't care...why do you?

It's a part of life. It happens. So what? The girls I've been with...they give me the "embarrased" thing too, but after I show them I honestly couldn't care less, neither do they. It goes from "I can't, I'm on my period..." to "I'm on my period...so get the towel."

And yes, it was a shock.

[Mariko-san]

Az... You're not a girl. You'll never understand.

[Pyrona]

I'm surprised someone who likes sex as much as you would have such a period sex aversion, mariko-san! o_O I guess when I first started having sex it kinda bothered me, too, but like Az said, once I'm sure the guy doesn't care I don't mind too much. Besides, much better to be squeamishly getting off than sitting around being crampy. Orgasms do great things for bad cramps *nodnodnod*

[Mariko-san]

Yah, I'm weird like that. :p

The cramps stop for a short period of time after an orgasm, yes. That is why the idea of having sex in the shower is so great. I can still have sex, any blood will vanish quickly, and the cramps lessen! :D

[D-pad]

Yah, I'm weird like that. :p

The cramps stop for a short period of time after an orgasm, yes. That is why the idea of having sex in the shower is so great. I can still have sex, any blood will vanish quickly, and the cramps lessen! :D
I see your back..........

[Pyrona]

Got off the first time when I was 15, fooling around with my best friend. Fun fun.

I feel bad for girls who can't manage to get off... I used to have a hard time getting off from sex, but once I figured out I could slip the guy over and move however I wanted, I had no trouble ;P

If you have a hard time - masturbate a lot. That's the best way to figure out what spots work out well. Then translate what you're doing with your hand into movement during sex *nodnod*

[Spy]

Girls are funny...almost in a bastard step kid type way, but none the less funny as hell. Reminds me why I nominate Bush for a 3rd term...a complete crackhead but a damned funny one.

[Mariko-san]

Amen to that, Spy.

[Mariko-san]

Seeing as how this thread seems to have come a standstill, I have a new topic. What is your favorite form of stimulation? Mine is having my clit licked.

[Xephon]

I was 10 and humping the pillow. :p It felt good so I kept doing until I figured that I could use my hands. Go me.

[Pfalzer]

Guys dont have tht many forms of stimulation hehe well if they do im sure you can guess their favorite ;)

[Mariko-san]

Ha! I laugh at all of you!

Wait, actually there are three for each gender. Girls can have their pussy licked, their clit worked, or be banged. Guys can have blowjobs, they can bang, and they can go anal.

[Pfalzer]

"and they can go anal."

Only guys that like tht... they would be called homosexual or bisexual lol

Hey qeustion say a girl you know you know she likes you lol but weird thing is she watches porn to get angry haha what does tht mean>!?!?!? :confused:

[aLLuRe]

i disagree with mariko san when she tells az it's embarassing for females to have sex during their period. if ur comfortable with the person and mature enough for it, it's not a big deal. it is just blood and it washes off. oh and mariko san u said before you dont trust the pill so u use condoms. you kno u can get a birth control shot- depo- and you dont even get your period. =)

[Farmer Fran]

Please specify your gender

[Mariko-san]

Damn... I really hate needles, ever since a novacaine injection I was supposed to get for a tooth extraction missed the nerve, and the doctor didn't listen when I told him it wasn't working, and he was yanking a tooth out.

[PinkRanger]

13. Stumbled onto a site about masturbation and I didn't know what it was before then. One thing led to another.......

[D-pad]

Male, Right hand.

[Bobbybirdtree]

(By the way, I'm an only child. My bastard of a dad hit my mom, and she left. My dad is drunk somewhere, as usual.)

That explains some things. :eek:

[Mariko-san]

That explains some things. :eek:

What exactly are you implying?

[Bobbybirdtree]

You seek comfort and THAT is where you get it.

[Mariko-san]

Oh. :D No harm done!

[Pfalzer]

hahaha lmao tht wa sfunny dpad lol hahaha

[Mariko-san]

Shouldn't this be in the sex thread? It's been stickied for a reason.

[D-pad]

hahaha lmao tht wa sfunny dpad lol hahaha
Are you mocking me?

[MeneerDijk]

The positions thread is now merged with the sex thread, let's keep the sex in one heap :P

[Bobbybirdtree]

Thank god they are herding this stuff up. :D

[Marblehead]

I love it when a girl nibbles my neck. It make my blood boil :D

[D-pad]

I love it when a girl nibbles my neck. It make my blood boil :D
I like it when they bite my shoulder blades.......

[Marblehead]

Pain in small doses can be quite fun :D

[Bobbybirdtree]

I like it when a girl stabs me in the heart with a corkscrew.

[Loc]

Amen to that BBT

[Mariko-san]

I like it when my boyfriend bites my nipples.

[mugen]

sadly mine was at 09/11, so it was kinda a really good day for me. i was like 14

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Same age as you, D. I always wondered how'd it feel like.

'Twas the shit. :)

Although I did feel somewhat mezmerized by the feeling of it, I stopped a few days later.

Then the urge came, and so I did it again.

And again.

And, like the Energizer bunny, I just kept goin', and goin', and goin'.... :D

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

I like it when girls somehow teleport behind me and gives me a big hug that props up a tent.
I feel boobies on my back.... :rolleyes:

[Myrsilus]

I'm glad this thread is doing well enough now. Cool stuff.

I thought I'd comment on the whole girl teleportation thing. I've had it done a few times and I like it. Just makes me wonder how the hell they learned to sneak around like that.

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

I'm glad this thread is doing well enough now. Cool stuff.

I thought I'd comment on the whole girl teleportation thing. I've had it done a few times and I like it. Just makes me wonder how the hell they learned to sneak around like that.

I'm a ninja, so I don't need fuckin' magic, bitches. :p

One second, and I've already screwed your wife. :rolleyes:

[Saitou Hajime]

One second, and I've already screwed your wife. :rolleyes:

Yes indeed, you only last a second.

[Myrsilus]

I'm a ninja, so I don't need fuckin' magic, bitches. :p

One second, and I've already screwed your wife. :rolleyes:
Hmm... you must have some amazing ninja playa skills.

I use my ninja skills for good. Not for lustful intentions. But that is where you and I differ.

Also about the whole pain thing... I have noticed that a little pain can heighten the passion, but I really have a hard time understanding how taking pain to the extreme can be pleasurable. Perhaps some feedback is in order for this?

[D-pad]

Same age as you, D. I always wondered how'd it feel like.

'Twas the shit. :)

Although I did feel somewhat mezmerized by the feeling of it, I stopped a few days later.

Then the urge came, and so I did it again.

And again.

And, like the Energizer bunny, I just kept goin', and goin', and goin'.... :D
Lol............

[Loc]

Yeah it freaks me out, they always grab you in a really creepy way like soft but you know they got a tight grip. Scary...

[Dead Sexy Vocab]

Hmm... you must have some amazing ninja playa skills.

I use my ninja skills for good. Not for lustful intentions. But that is where you and I differ.

I was using that as an example. Haha...

I use my ninja skills in my PE classes, and sure enough, I'm nicnamed Sarutobi Sasuke, for my evasive maneuvers and high-flying jumps similar to a monkey :cool: .

[Mariko-san]

One thing I find that helps in blowjobs is to drag my teeth lightly along the dick. That gets the men moaning real fast.

[Annie]

Also about the whole pain thing... I have noticed that a little pain can heighten the passion, but I really have a hard time understanding how taking pain to the extreme can be pleasurable. Perhaps some feedback is in order for this?

Reminds me of a story my boyfriend told me. His friend's wife used to be a dominatrix...and she had a customer they all called "thwack". Why? Because he liked to be thwacked in the nuts with a board. WTF is wrong with these people?

[Mariko-san]

Oh my God. For reasons I can sorta understand, my boyfriend is very... protective of his balls. I can actually threaten him about that. Observe!

Me: Honey? Can you go down to the shop at the corner and buy some coffee?
Boyfriend: Why do I have to do it?
Me: (grinning nicely, pulls out sharp knife) You know, I am quite skilled at vasectomies.
Boyfriend:...eep.
Me: :rolleyes:

[Myrsilus]

Reminds me of a story my boyfriend told me. His friend's wife used to be a dominatrix...and she had a customer they all called "thwack". Why? Because he liked to be thwacked in the nuts with a board. WTF is wrong with these people?
:( In the nuts...?

I really would like to know what level of pleasure they could feel from having an object slammed into their nuts. I've been hit there plenty of times and I sure as hell did not enjoy the experiences.

Reminds me of something I saw on HBO... Shock Video I think. Some guy payed this woman to wear stilletos and hop and stomp upon his nuts. And he just sat there. Said he would come back with spiked stilletos.

I feel sick.

Edit: By the way, guys, ever instinctively cover your package when something is heading right towards it? Much like the kancho sense, but at the same time you feel it you feel this warning sign... like an electric shock telling you, "This is going to fucking hurt".

[D-pad]

My girlfriend has control over me through my genitals

Her:Hey do these dishes ok?
Me:Fuck no!
*She then grabbed my package and lightly carresses*
Me:Ok I'll do----it..........

[Roxie]

you kno u can get a birth control shot- depo- and you dont even get your period. =)
Of all the females I know, depo only worked for ONE.
Most of them had horrific results. And you're period doesn't stop until 3 months AFTER the shot and there's "surprise" bleeding too. SUCKY.Yah, I'm weird like that. :p

The cramps stop for a short period of time after an orgasm, yes. That is why the idea of having sex in the shower is so great. I can still have sex, any blood will vanish quickly, and the cramps lessen! :D
It usually irritates my cramps.

[Myrsilus]

Is there not a pill that has been developed that can prolong the time between periods even further? If it works, I think women should look into such a thing more often. Living with my mother, I learned what misery you women truly go through with this biological cycle.

[Shin]

Heh, i can understand how its harder to have more orgasms as you get older, when i first started, i'm guessing 12, i could jizzulate atleast 10 in a 24 hour period, now it takes me like and hour to a hour and a half just to get off =/
First time you kissed someone of the opposite sex: Wonderful
First you orgasmed by yourself: Messy
The fact that your almost 18 and still a virgin:Pricless
Only in America, only in Texas, only Shin.

[Shin]

I'd say a pregnancy pill does this, but then again all it does it make the cycle completely retarded and out of whack, i think... I'm not a women so i wouldnt know. Just double wrap you shizzle if your that paranoid.

[hapacheese]

Trying to stay away from this thread as much as possible, but "double wrapping your shizzle" is the worst thing you could do. The friction between the two layers would cause the condom to be more likely to burst.

[Myrsilus]

This thread has been relatively tame so far. It shouldn't be antagonized so much as it's an attempt to get things under control. Accept it.

I don't think it's pregnancy pills I am referring to... It's an actual pill made for the purpose of lowering the amount of periods a woman goes through... I must wonder, however, if this would create some sort of problem for a woman who no longer has as many periods. And I'm not talking about the egg, that's obvious.

[Mariko-san]

Is there not a pill that has been developed that can prolong the time between periods even further? If it works, I think women should look into such a thing more often. Living with my mother, I learned what misery you women truly go through with this biological cycle.

You. Don't. Know. The. Fucking. HALF. Of. It. :( :( :(

Depo is shit. 'Surprise bleeding?' Suuuuuuure.

*coughmenstrualbloodcough*

Ahem. Sorry about that. :p

[Mishka]

This is, quite possibly, the worst sex thread ever.


I'll see your nerdy naked dudes and counter with a nerdy naked lady.

http://www.outpostnine.com/Az/seriousgaming.jpg


That looks like Sierra hall.......now I know what happened in your room when you said you were playing video games. ;)

[Daishikaze]

I know

My wife makes sure to describe the feeling every month. I wish I could do something to take the pain away, all I can do is make her as comfortable as possible and not stress her out. Men and Boys alike, take my word for it, this kind of treatment will be greatly appreciated by your significant other.

[Mariko-san]

Sure as hell isn't stopping the pain, though. *cringe*

[Roxie]

The fact that your almost 18 and still a virgin:Pricless
Only in America, only in Texas, only Shin.
Actually, I was an 18 yr old virgin too.

[Roxie]

I'd say a pregnancy pill does this, but then again all it does it make the cycle completely retarded and out of whack, i think... I'm not a women so i wouldnt know. Just double wrap you shizzle if your that paranoid.
:eek: LOL

Dear Geezus, we need some contraception education in this place, for real!!

Actually, nearly all hormonal contraceptive pills can stop or delay a period. Seasonal is the first one that's supposed to do that. that's it's big selling point. 4 periods a year.

[Daishikaze]

No, but there is really nothing that can be done about that, short of a hysterectomy, and you don't want that believe me. That fucks you up in the head, gods knows it messed my mother up badly.

I do all that is humanly possible for her, can't do more than that

[hapacheese]

Well, here's a question for you guys and girls.

If given a choice, would you choose to marry a man/woman who compliments you in every way (personality, sense of humor, tastes, pace of living, etc), but has little to no interest in sex? Or someone you argue with regularly, but feel like you were born joined at the hip with?

[Marblehead]

Argue with regularly. make-up sex his fun! Plus I like my women frisky and bold. :D

[D-pad]

I need some fucking poon. Anybody else in the st. louis area horny as fuck and female?

[Nessa]

Hey, I'm new here, but I've been lurking these forums a little bit.

I've never found period sex to be that embarrasing, cause my boyfriend doesn't make a big deal out of it. I was embarrassed when it first happened, but he said it's ok and that it's natural. Everything's been fine ever since.

Also, I occasionaly get really physically ill during my period. I've been sent home from school on a couple of occasions because my teachers thought I looked too faint and nauseus. It sucks cause there's not much that can be done except watch feel-good movies with a heating pad and sip on gingerale.:/

[Iekleane]

I'm sorry if this offends any of you but the period sex has inspired me to remember this song.


Stephen Lynch Down To The Old Pub Instead lyrics

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her with love so true
Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you

You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back ? her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want to make love ? if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house ? down to the old pub instead

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead

Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

[Mariko-san]

I, luckily, don't have very acute sypmtoms from my period. On my first period, I learned an important life lesson: the only way to stave off the cramps is to watch Casablanca. The pain stops entirely at the line, "We'll always have Paris."

[Daishikaze]

Thus proving Casablanca is one of the best movies ever made ;)

[Nessa]

I was 17. I'll be 18 in a month and a half.

[Roxie]

No, but there is really nothing that can be done about that, short of a hysterectomy, and you don't want that believe me. That fucks you up in the head, gods knows it messed my mother up badly.

I do all that is humanly possible for her, can't do more than that
My mom had one of those, but ended up just fine, thank goodness.
Nothing short of that or menopause stops a period permanently.


When I was in highschool my period would get so bad that I would end up votiming if I simply smelled food. Once, I couldn't drink the water for the midol, b/c it bounced right back up. I had a bite of a raspberry, a bite, not a whole one and I was praising the porcielan God once again.

Midol is awesomeness though. Pure awesomeness. I always suggest it to male friends for headaches. They get scared they're going to grow boobs or something! But no, it's just Motrin + Caffiene and leaves you feeling fine.

I've never seen Casablanca. Skipping class with two Godiva chocolate bars is heaven.

[Nessa]

Never tried watching Casablanca. The Princess Diaries worked for me though.

[Marblehead]

I'm sorry if this offends any of you but the period sex has inspired me to remember this song.




And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins


This had me rolling. It really does taste like that. :p

[Mariko-san]

You've actually tasted the stuff? Eww. I can hardly bear to look at it for extended periods of time.

I'm reallllllllllyy weird. I love sex, and will do whatever I can to get it, but the menstrual excretions just disconcert me.

On the bright side, Day 1 of The Period is almost over! :D

But I still have six days left... :( :( :(

[Roxie]

Stephen Lynch
I LOVE STEPHEN LYNCH!!! :D
I have *bunch* of his songs, he's soooo hilarious!

I Reccomend "What if that guy from Smashing Pumpkins lost his car keys?"

[Thespis]

D_pad is correct, some women can actually orgasm from anal sex. Personally, I'm not a big fan of anal sex, neither giving and most especially not receiving, hehe. I've done it with women who wanted it, but there wasn't anything about it that made me prefer it over the intended orifice. But hey, I aim to please with such things, and if she wants it, who am I to say no? ;)

Regarding the menstral sex, I don't mind it with a condom on, just because of cleanliness issues. I've done it before without, and it was fun, but I almost puked when I looked down afterward. I didn't verbalize the reaction though because it was a reflex and I didn't feel grossed out when thinking about it.

Mariko-san, perhaps you meant for you only, but many women can orgasm from more than just clit, pussy, or being "banged". I know some women that orgasm from nipple stimulation or anal penetration. Some can orgasm just from mental stimulation. Usually the best orgams come from multiple locations being stimulated at the same time. When it comes to guys, most guys only orgasm from direct cock contact stimulation. However, there are some who have very sensitive points of their body that when stimulated can cause them to orgasm.

[Annie]

I'm lucky, yet unlucky at the same time. I used to only get my period once or twice a year. Now I'm on birth control to regulate it. I'm not on it to regulate my period, I was happy getting it only once or twice a year. My problem is that if I don't menstruate the eggs stay in my ovaries and become cysts. I'll probably need fertility drugs to have a baby, which is what I want more than anything....ever.

[Mariko-san]

Aw. I'm sorry.

Really, though, there are medical ways to extract a healthy egg, fertilize it, and then place it back in the mother's uterus. They devised that in the 70s. It was actually meant for women with malfunctioning Fallopian tubes, but it will still work. You still carry the baby, and you still go through the actual labor, the morning sickness, everything. Sure, it may be weird to have a kid who was not concieved by sex, but as long as the procedure is done correctly, there is no difference from such a test tube baby, and one normally concieved.

[Annie]

No, no difference really, except that It would cost a fortune. Fertility drugs are kinda scary though. I don't want to end up with septuplets(sp?). I just want one baby.

[kensei]

My fiance left on the 11th. She lives in Louisiana while I live in California *sigh* We see each other roughly every 4 months, for at least a week at a time. I don't know if this goes without saying, but the sex if awesome ^_^

[Myrsilus]

It would be awesome. It's better than just having sex over and over again. It loses its greatness. That and it raises desire.

I suppose you two are in different states due to work?

[kensei]

Nope. We met online (that's true geekieness for you) and have been dating for over a year. I'm sure me stating that we're both very much committed to one another and deeply in love only makes this sound more childish. It is what it is, though ^-^'

[Myrsilus]

Nah some online relationships really do work. My mom met my Turkish step-father online and now they're married. Granted there are cultural problems, but they seem committed.

I'm glad you two seem to have a healthy relationship. And now you two are getting married. Congrats. I hope everything goes well for you.