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Mastiker
10-07-2005, 11:40 PM
Actually, dating can be a lot of fun, but only if you're in a relationship you want to be in. For instance, me and my ex-girlfriend Laurel are no longer going out. No big deal on my part, considering I wanted out for some time now. (some time being a week) And I am. So all is good.

Sort of.

See, a couple days ago, I more or less flipped out on Laurel because I thought she didn't talk enough. (For those of you who didn't get my subtlety, I was calling her boring. Boring like stale ham.) Well, today Laurel says "well...you were saying that we don't really know each other that well so i was thinking maybe we should start off being friends first and then see where things go."

What.... the.... fuck....

First of all, I never really wanted to go out with Laurel. She was somewhat hot, and I hadn't gotten any attention that way in a while, so I went for it. Really, all that meant was me entertaining her for a little bit by hanging out with her, and possibly making out. But, it would be understood that by me not asking her out, we weren't going out. Her friends decided otherwise. Oh, and Laurel didn't want to go out with me. She wanted to go out with Chris.

Me and Laurel do the 'cute couple' thing and we go out. I figure its nothing, seeing as how no one else seems interested in me at this point. Well, when I was dating Laurel, apparently lot's of people noticed me. Yay. After a week or so, I realize that she's boring. Really boring. I don't even want to go into how boring she was right now. But I thought it was honestly, because me and her have nothing in common. Then again, neither do me and my friend Chris, and we get along fine.

Laurel is different. See, with Chris, and most other people for that matter, they talk to me. Somewhat. We can reconcile our differences, and through my one special talent on this god given earth, I can make a conversation from nothing. However, the other person needs to be willing to talk. Laurel never talked. She did, but it was usually like "oh yeah well this person and this person that you don't know and it was funny, but only for me because I know them."

Noooo... boyfriends do not want to hear those type of conversations. Hell, most people don't want to hear those type of conversations.

Anyways, on to last night. She decides she has something to tell me. After a fifteen minute conversation... well...

Memelolola: well we got to talk
crackfiend489:im guessin its not good
Memelolola: we just have to talk
crackfiend489: oh sooo its not somethin bad?
Memelolola: well kinda'
crackfiend489: wellll its either bad or not
Memelolola: we have to take as in not we need to talk more in the other way

what is this girl talkin about?

crackfiend489: ...im sooo confused
crackfiend489: so we need to talk more?
Memelolola: no i saying that i said we need to take meaning is not that we need to talk more but the other way
Memelolola: talk*
crackfiend489: we need to talk more the other way... whaaat does that mean?
Memelolola: we just need to talk by me telling u somthing
crackfiend489: ...why didn't you say that? okay tell me
Memelolola: well ill tellu tomarow cuz cant tell u online or on the phone

dude? nooot cool.

crackfiend489: tell me now... you can't just bring it up and then not say anything
crackfiend489: im a big boy, i can deal with it

fifteen minutes pass by

Memelolola: well...you were saying that we don't really know each other that well so i was thinking maybe we should start off being friends first and then see where things go

WHOA?! this is so bad? what i FUCKING TOLD YOU TWO DAYS AGO? THIS is what got me worked up??!?!? THIS is what took her fifteen minutes to say?!?

now, i typed in the following:

crackfiend489: what the hell are you saying? that all relationships start between friends? no, no I believe you are illusioned. you see, part of being a friend is that you are a friend. once you become my friend, thats it. game over sista. a lot of time, guess what? people just date. once they start dating, then they learn about that person. not before hand, because then they are just friends. so, if you want to be friends, then we are over.

what i sent to her:

crackfiend489:...okay... hope you realize that means we're not going out.
Memelolola: but I thought maybe we could try going out if we got to know each other.
crackfiend489: nope. sorry, but i don't think we can work.

after a few more sentances I told her that me and her will probably have an awkward friendship, and some more unnecessary sentances, and then that's it.

today, i find out that she's showing above conversation to her friends and talking shit about me (which is the reason for this thread a "revenge" of sorts) so yeah. I'm rightfully pissed. Especially considering how hard she wanted to be friends. :rolleyes:

CNagy
10-08-2005, 12:08 AM
No offense, but what is this? Middle school? Grow up, dude. The only reason she is talking shit about you is because you shot her down when she suggested that you two might date again at a later... well, date. Hell hath no fury, and whatnot.

nice gaijin
10-08-2005, 02:25 AM
No offense, but what is this? Middle school? Grow up, dude. The only reason she is talking shit about you is because you shot her down when she suggested that you two might date again at a later... well, date. Hell hath no fury, and whatnot.
quoted for emphasis.

What she said was pretty confusing until you got her to come out and say it, but she was trying to be nice and put the brakes on at the same time, based on something YOU said; then you blew it. Congratulations.

And posting the conversation here and bitching about her sounds pretty similar to what you say she did, except that we aren't your friends, and we don't really care.

Snake eyeS
10-09-2005, 12:04 PM
Hehe, now thats a true story.. dont see why the other guys are shooting you down, i say it was a nice read!

whats wrong with sharing a story about a relationship that went broke?

I specially like the part where you typed the killer line in, but send the short one :D

Mastiker
10-10-2005, 01:46 AM
quoted for emphasis.

What she said was pretty confusing until you got her to come out and say it, but she was trying to be nice and put the brakes on at the same time, based on something YOU said; then you blew it. Congratulations.

And posting the conversation here and bitching about her sounds pretty similar to what you say she did, except that we aren't your friends, and we don't really care.

true she was trying to be nice, however, you didn't have to wait for half an hour for her to come out and say a simple sentance. and no, i didn't blow it, she did. most people don't say "nope. ain't gonna work" if the other person DIDN'T BLOW IT. the fact that the only thing she could think of to tell me was a reworded version of what i had told her, i figured she wasn't smart/creative enough to hang around, much less date.

and i quote:

today, i find out that she's showing above conversation to her friends and talking shit about me (which is the reason for this thread a "revenge" of sorts) so yeah. I'm rightfully pissed. Especially considering how hard she wanted to be friends.

that is why i'm showing this to you guys. i could really not give a rat's ass whether or not you cared, she was showing our personal conversation around to other people as a way of going "look, this guy fucked up. let us point and laugh." that pissed me off. so, i grabbed a copy, and retyped it. i posted it on the internet because you don't know us. and i know that she will never ever see this. so i told all my friends what really happened. and anyone else that cared. or didn't care.

also, for what cnagy said, it's high school, but she's a freshman, just right outta middle school. and im really immature. and yes, i did take into consideration that she is talking shit about me because i turned her down, but that doesn't make it any more of a good thing. and fuck hell. i don't give a shit what it hath or not.

Hehe, now thats a true story.. dont see why the other guys are shooting you down, i say it was a nice read!

whats wrong with sharing a story about a relationship that went broke?

I specially like the part where you typed the killer line in, but send the short one

actually, that has to do with how i always try to talk to her, and the only response i get is "ok" because she's too dim-witted to think of something to say. :D

Pierrot le Fou
10-11-2005, 04:31 AM
It's only a pain in the arse if you don't use enough lube.

kyaa the catlord
10-11-2005, 10:40 AM
This is why I intend to adopt my bride and raise her properly.

Oosutorariajin
10-12-2005, 02:02 AM
Good idea but seems alittle disturbing...

Jay
10-12-2005, 02:54 AM
Only if you're gay.

dontkillkenny
10-18-2005, 06:21 AM
girls are stupid. just screw them and leave them. until you want a family, then try to look for a nice girl. until then, find the girls that just want to be bad and do them. problem solved, screw dating.

more cheerios
10-18-2005, 01:47 PM
It's only a pain in the arse if you don't use enough lube.
Actually... :cool: