ownage of a grand scale.

[Kash]

Chances are if you frequent any other forums, you probably have heard of this already. It's been a firestorm all around the internet.

Here's the short story; This guy named GI posted in a "post pics of your girl" thread ( http://www.msprotege.com/forum/showthread.php?t=115788&page=12&pp=15 ) of some hotty off a teen modeling site and then wouldn't own up to it when confronted with the lie. That's not much of a story, pretty typical internet crap.

What is funny is how the story spread all over the 'net. The saga actually begins on page 6 with some of GI's lies, but it gets good on page 12.

Check the link above and watch the poor guy squirm. Don't bother reading all the pages, the thread is something like 60 pages long. It's filled with a documentation of all the other forums he's been mentioned on and people checking in from those sites.

[Marblehead]

That was hilarious!!!!! :D :D :D

Was that really Tiffany Teen who replied?

[moo]

Its pretty funny as to how these people are pointing out freckles on her ass......
That is sad in its own right.

[Myrsilus]

Oh dear. Liars always get what's coming to them. Bwa ha ha.

[ChronoSphere]

That was comedy gold. He was so pwnt that it must have physically hurt.

[MaverickHL]

Man that was good, although he did deserve that.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

Pathetic.

As soon as he was caught he should of just said "Hahaha Got you guys. I was just messing around. I Wanted to see if any of you would notice." At least then he has a chance of not looking so dumb.

Moron.

[Myrsilus]

Pathetic.

As soon as he was caught he should of just said "Hahaha Got you guys. I was just messing around. I Wanted to see if any of you would notice." At least then he has a chance of not looking so dumb.

Moron.
Exactly. If you're going to lie, better damn well know how to get out of it when they find out about the lie.

[Benaire]

Guys i would like to introduce you to my girlfriend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/lowtcp/5otsuka01.jpg

She is really the best she sings, cooks and cleans.

we are talking about getting married. :D

[Iekleane]

Guys i would like to introduce you to my girlfriend.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/lowtcp/5otsuka01.jpg

She is really the best she sings, cooks and cleans.

we are talking about getting married. :D


Wow Benaire I'm really happy for you!

[PopCulturePooka]

Hahah Tiffany Teen. Of all the stupid net models to use as a basis for your lie who chooses the number 1?

Ok, her webmasters is a lying, cheating, dirty business man and I hate him, but still. Choose a lesser known one.

[Myrsilus]

I was a little skeptical when i saw the high quality of the screenshot. Not a sure way to tell he is lying, but it is a hint.

And Benaire, you are so damn lucky. I was actually planning on taking her.

[Benaire]

Its too late she is all mine it was love at first sight. She kept following me around like a puppy how could i say no?

Sometimes it think its a crime being this handsome I just fear that after im married there will be a lot of girls commiting suicides. :(

[Myrsilus]

Perhaps one day I will get my model or J-pop star. But until then... children, do not lie about relationships. Instead, go out and make one! It's fun and you will have more fun than lying. For every time you lie, one kitten is destroyed by the wrath of the heavens. Lightning and all.

[hahaman]

ROFL! you think that if your girlfriend isn't hot enough for u to post on the web u would not post it, but nope not this guy he just go off to find a models pic instead and pretend that that was his girlfriend. this guy is pathetic

[moo]

Yea I used to date her. Benaire you don't know what you are getting yourself into.
She may be hot, but shes only using you for your money.

[Jiant Flying Panda]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/FlyingMongoose/HAHA.jpg

Hey guys this is a picture of my Ex-girlfriend. She's really pretty isn't she?

I took this photo of her when we were on vacation in Alaska. Really nice place. Oh yeah, don't pay attention to those scrible looking things on the bottom. It was just the photo developers fault :). Also, don't let the high quality photos fool you ;).

AHAHAHhahaHAhAh!!1!

[PopCulturePooka]

Dude! Oh my gawd I'm so jealous!!!!

Like OMG where did you meet?

[Myrsilus]

Now there's a catch. You must be very proud of yourself for bagging Jessi-... O.O

I said nothing!

[Rogue_7]

A friend of mine actually managed to convince his ex-roomate that he was dating Utada.

[Benaire]

[quote]Yea I used to date her. Benaire you don't know what you are getting yourself into.
She may be hot, but shes only using you for your money.[quote]

Then she isnt using me for much. :D

Anyway im using her for her contacts and money too when i become a famous jpop star then im going to drop her for a real model a younger model. ;)

[moo]

0_0 .HAHahaha. How did you trick her?

[Myrsilus]

Not many people know who Utada is. At least outside of this forum I think. So that's a little believable. But it catches up eventually, just at a slower pace.

[Benaire]

How can you say that Fujin Utada is like a god..... everyone should worship her is like the princess of the earth!!! Doesnt everyone have a utada shrine?

[moo]

I don't think I know who that is :(.......

[Benaire]

http://www.jpopmusic.com/hikki/

http://www.utada-online.net/

That should get you started on your new goddess. Im the High priest of the light!!!

[Kusoyaro]

Fucking OOOOWWWWWNNNEEEDDDDDDDDD

Ya, that is so fucking lame. Like when I used to tell everyone I was a Backstreet Boy. Words can't even begin to express my embarasement for that loser. I want to go back in time and convince his mother to abort him so that this could never happen.

Btw, here's my girlfriend (ignore the shit on the bottom):




http://www.icmtalent.com/musperf/images/carrottop.jpg

[Benaire]

Hmmmm wow you have interesting taste. Your girlfriend he has very nice hair.....

[Marblehead]

That one killed me...Props I give you props for for that one ;)

[Saitou Hajime]

Do the drapes match the curtains?

------

Lol, that guy really is pathetic. It's just sad to see how much he STRUGGLED to prove he wasn't lying.

Also, it frightens me that only one or two people suggested that he take a pic of himself with the girl to prove it... I mean, that's the first thing I thought of.

[Myrsilus]

How can you say that Fujin Utada is like a god..... everyone should worship her is like the princess of the earth!!! Doesnt everyone have a utada shrine?
:eek: My bad, my bad. I like her, too. I'm just saying not everyone is as enlightened as us. Know what I'm saying man?

[Benaire]

its time to go out and preach then!!!

[Myrsilus]

Indeed. Assemble the Utada fans and prepare for the revolution.

And Kusoyaro's woman is hot. Hotter than the sun.

[DJEvan]

Is the Utada that you guys are speaking of the same one who sang First Love?

On topic: that is probably one of the worst liars i've seen in a forum. Period. Just a lesson to never use anything u find on the internet and claim its yours. there are wayyyyyyy too many bored people out there who will so pwn your ass.

[Benaire]

yeah it is the same Utada and yes she started pretty fugly with a big mow. She matured like a fine wine and shaved off her moustache. None of that really matters cause she seems smart and she is a awsome singer!!! Utada for the win!!!

[DJEvan]

agreed, she's got a great voice and nice face to match, but i don't really listen to her music nowadays. Namie Arumo, on the other hand, is one HOT mama.

http://teemix.aufeminin.com/imworld1/blog/D20050410/24662_76591133_namie_amuro_H182230_L.jpg

credits for the pic goes to Google :p

[Jiant Flying Panda]

agreed, she's got a great voice and nice face to match, but i don't really listen to her music nowadays. Namie Arumo, on the other hand, is one HOT mama.

http://teemix.aufeminin.com/imworld1/blog/D20050410/24662_76591133_namie_amuro_H182230_L.jpg

credits for the pic goes to Google :p

WOW!

I really don't have a thing for Japanese pop singers but, daaym.

[Myrsilus]

There are many beauties in J-Pop. And if they can sing well enough, then they have my admiration.

[Benaire]

http://www.hikkiforever.com/wallpapers/wall05.jpg

Here is one of Utada

http://www.hikkiforever.com/wallpapers/wall61.JPG

and another for good luck

Can't even in my wildest dreams claim she is my girlfriend but she has the best voice her looks vary alot.

[Kusoyaro]

Remember back when she ws at ColumbiaÉ Well, a friend of mine is PRETTY SURE he studied with her. He says that he found out she was this huge star about 3 months after meeting her. FUCKING HELL.

[Benaire]

Yeah poor sucker missed his chance well now she is married to some old fart and all my dreams are burning in hell.

[Azrael]

Was anyone else a little sad when she got married? I was.

Anyway, here's my new girlfriend. Met her a few weeks ago in a bar. Hope you all like.

http://www.bobx.com/dark/east/waka-inoue.jpg

[Benaire]

She could be alittle bit more naked but yeah she is fine.

[Iekleane]

Oh yeah Az you da man.

[Myrsilus]

Damn Az... how do you pull them in? You got skills. You even got her to pose for a photo. I envy you.

[Azrael]

Yeah. That was right before we had ravenous sex right there on the beach. It was fun.

If you doubt me, bet me $1,000,000, then come fly to Japan, and I'll introduce you to her.

[PopCulturePooka]

Yeah. That was right before we had ravenous sex right there on the beach. It was fun.

If you doubt me, bet me $1,000,000, then come fly to Japan, and I'll introduce you to her.
Can I get my cronies in Japan to visit you in lieu of me?

They'll bring beer.

Probably a lot of it too boot knowing my cronies.

[Myrsilus]

No no. I believe you. Damn man, I'd have sex with you on the beach and pose in a bikini. And I'm a guy.

... eh but damn. The Az skills reign supreme over my widdle soul.

[Azrael]

Can I get my cronies in Japan to visit you in lieu of me?

They'll bring beer.

Probably a lot of it too boot knowing my cronies.
Yeah, sure. If they bring a little extra pocket cash for me they can bone her too. I don't mind.

[Kusoyaro]

...That disturbs me. In a bad way, too. Like a slave. You are a bad man.

Lol, I remember something funny, there was this movement in my highschool a few years ago, this guy was trying to get gangbanging taught in school, haha it was awesome, cuz his paretns were called in and everything, and he had to apologize to everyone in an assembly for putting posters up and gettin people to sign it. this girl threw her panties at him the sametime some other girl threw a dildo on it. it said "fuck yourself" HAHA, guess who that person was....

[PopCulturePooka]

Yeah, sure. If they bring a little extra pocket cash for me they can bone her too. I don't mind.She's a young Japanese girl. Although they have to do is be nice, offer a free english lesson and wait for you to leave the room to bone her.


I'm a bad man.

[Iekleane]

A very bad man but your idea intrigues me.

[DJEvan]

...That disturbs me. In a bad way, too. Like a slave. You are a bad man.

Lol, I remember something funny, there was this movement in my highschool a few years ago, this guy was trying to get gangbanging taught in school, haha it was awesome, cuz his paretns were called in and everything, and he had to apologize to everyone in an assembly for putting posters up and gettin people to sign it. this girl threw her panties at him the sametime some other girl threw a dildo on it. it said "fuck yourself" HAHA, guess who that person was....

You, Sir, are my Hero.

and yes, a very astute observation by my friend about japan's Jpop scene :" if you look hot and have small boobs, u become a singer. Have C Cups and above, you go be an AV Starlet" though there are some exceptions, its for most part, well, true.

[Myrsilus]

She's a young Japanese girl. Although they have to do is be nice, offer a free english lesson and wait for you to leave the room to bone her.


I'm a bad man.
The man is right. They dig that type of stuff. And then flex your gaijin muscles.

[Azrael]

She's a young Japanese girl. Although they have to do is be nice, offer a free english lesson and wait for you to leave the room to bone her.
Your post is so true, it hurts my eyes.

[Saitou Hajime]

ROFL I forgot what this thread was about and thought Az was serious at first. Jesus Christ. Good thing that "GFan" was still left in the corner.

[Myrsilus]

If he was serious, he'd deserve a freakin' 20oz. steak with a baked potatoe and another steak.

Damn she is fine.

[Benaire]

Its true Im really going out with Ai we meet like last year..... really i have proof i just can't show you. She is shy and wont let me post the pics.

[Myrsilus]

Ha ha. Herald to the beginning of this thread. You loser.

[Saitou Hajime]

If he was serious, he'd deserve a freakin' 20oz. steak with a baked potatoe and another steak.

Damn she is fine.

If he was telling the truth, I'd start up a presidential campaign for the man. I still wonder what the girl he mentioned in his newest updates looks like.

EDIT:

I'd post my GF's pics, but knowing some of you guys (GA), I don't wanna know what you'd do. I'm not saying she's "omgz uber hotz!1!11shift+one", but she's hella cute. lol, I can't believe I just said hella <_<.

[Myrsilus]

If he was telling the truth, I'd start up a presidential campaign for the man. I still wonder what the girl he mentioned in his newest updates looks like.

EDIT:

I'd post my GF's pics, but knowing some of you guys (GA), I don't wanna know what you'd do. I'm not saying she's "omgz uber hotz!1!11shift+one", but she's hella cute. lol, I can't believe I just said hella <_<.
Understandable. But I'm cool. I think. :confused:

Yeah don't worry I ain't going to beg you for a pic. Just getting it across that I don't get overly-happy over things like that.

I, too, wonder what this new girl with Az looks like. She seems really cool.

[Saitou Hajime]

Eh I can just PM it to you later, I trust you lol. Your hormones = in control. She looks kinda young anyway, so people may think they're doing it to a 14-15 year old (even though she's 17). It's their fault if they're dirty like that without knowing the age. :D

[Myrsilus]

Okay cool. Thanks bunches, man.

Ha ha. Yeah some people are just way too fast with assumptions. But then again, in this day in age, you never know eh?

[Benaire]

Hey Saitou do you trust me?

[Myrsilus]

Man you got boobs as an avatar.

Of course he would trust you.

[Saitou Hajime]

But then again, in this day in age, you never know eh?

To true. I was in the movies a few months ago with my friend, so it was dark. We see two girls walk in (one Asian and one Blonde), and they seem hot from what we could see. Once the movie ends, and the lights go on... we see that they're like 12-13, dressed like older teen girls. It's just... not right.

Benaire: Most of your posts have been about sex and women. I dunno if I trust you. :p Lol, and yeah, the avatar...

[Myrsilus]

To true. I was in the movies a few months ago with my friend, so it was dark. We see two girls walk in (one Asian and one Blonde), and they seem hot from what we could see. Once the movie ends, and the lights go on... we see that they're like 12-13, dressed like older teen girls. It's just... not right.
Bwa ha ha. It happens man. To me even. One time I was at a hospital getting a check-up and I saw this girl from far away. She looked pretty fine. Then for some reason things became clearer... much clearer as she approached my genereal direction... Oi like 12 or 13 I'd say. I felt pretty awful about myself.

Sort of related... one time I was at a Chinese restaurant, just minding my own business, not checking anyone out. This girl walks in. I could tell right away she was probably 10. Blue tank top, tight ass short white shorts, and make-up to bejeezus.

THEN my mother was working at a hotel once and this man checked in... He went ahead I suppose. Then his daughter comes in... ten probably as well. Tight little skirt, hoe make-up, tiny halter top type thing, skin exposed everywere, thong and stuff underneath... Everyone was like "WTF!?"

Oi... society today. Stop it people!

[Saitou Hajime]

Far to much emphasis is placed on looks. Looks don't cause relationships to last, nor provide a loving (emotionally) relationship for the time it DOES last. Looks should be considered a bonus, not a requirement. Young chicks should stop dressing like they're sexperts.





Then I can stop feeling bad about having naughty thoughts before I got an up-close view of them.

[Myrsilus]

Amen to that. And I think this message should also go out to the little ten year olds out there... x.x You know who you are, girls!

It's really disturbing to see the youth of this land going to such lengths to be "accepted".

They should be focusing on things like education and puppies, not sex appeal.

Yeah, looks mean diddly squat without a good personality and some brains to back it up.

[Saitou Hajime]

I'm going into the Senior year of high school, and the thing I hate most is when Freshmen girls first come in, and try their hardest to get a boyfriend who is a Senior. They want it for the title of "girlfriend" and "cool", not for the relationship. Blargh.

[Myrsilus]

That was a problem at my high school as well. Which is why I only came close to getting a girlfriend a few times. Especially one I was really interested in... My age, pretty... and her eyes man. She had that look that would make you melt.

Then she got pregnant. Wah wah wahhhh.

And the Freshmen are all alike in that matter. I swear I was not the most popular guy. I was moderately well-known. So many Freshmen wanted me just for that - Status. Somewhere along the line these girls lose sight of what is important.

[Benaire]

Ouch Saitou that really hurts my soft and squishy places. I would be really hurt if it wasn't so true.

[Myrsilus]

Ouch Saitou that really hurts my soft and squishy places. I would be really hurt if it wasn't so true.
You mean like those boobs? :confused:

[Benaire]

Damnit how many times do I have to tell you I have pecks of steel!!! my pecks are like molded steel cold and hard. If i gave you a hug my pecks could probably break your ribs.

[Myrsilus]

Damnit how many times do I have to tell you I have pecks of steel!!! my pecks are like molded steel cold and hard. If i gave you a hug my pecks could probably break your ribs.
Your pecks, huh? Well I have legs of steel that could cave your puny pecks in like a sheet of peanut brittle. I have nice, pecks, too. They're my pride and joy. And everyone wants to touch them. What now?

[Benaire]

We can call it a draw we are both manly man. With ultra hard steel bodies.

[Myrsilus]

A draw it is. Here here. Let's go lift some anvil-like weights together.

And find hot Japanese J-Pop stars to date.

[Benaire]

I already got one remember but ill see if she has any Jpop star friends that are availible

[Myrsilus]

Oh true. Good, I think I deserve a J-Pop star. Ou ladies.

[Azrael]

A'ight, I'll be serious for a sec.

The pic I posted is of a current celeb/idol named Waka Inoue. She's all over TV. I think her face is kinda funny looking...but she is all over TV cause of the tig ol bitties. Google her name and I'm sure you can find a bunch more pics, if that's your thing.

And I don't think Ai Otsuka/Namie Amuro are all that hot. Namie wasn't bad until she went all ghetto/hip hop, I don't think that style works for her at all.

[Myrsilus]

Tig ol' bitties! I'm glad I'm not the only one who has used that phrase.

I think they were all great looking women. Kind of hard for me to choose a specific one since they all bring something interesting to the table.

[Benaire]

yeah i saw afew pics of Ai Otsuka she isnt that nice but just at the right angle with the make up she is nice like Namie.

Namie Jpoped my cherrie and ill always remember "Can you celibrate" its a good song.

[Mishka]

"Anyway, here's my new girlfriend. Met her a few weeks ago in a bar. Hope you all like."


This coming from a guy who swears that he doesn't have an asian girl fetish......

[Azrael]

^Um, I'm not actually dating her. That was just the first celeb to come to mind, and it was easy enough to Google a pic.

[Kiljou]

That guy got OWNED.

They have T-shirts for this now?!

Oh, by the way, here is my new girlfriend. Ignore all the weird lettering and high quality. Oh, and just because this setting and bathing suit are used in this picture (http://j.b5z.net/i/u/2028611/i/swim2goharleyback.jpg), does not mean that I can't have been in the exact same situation! ;)
http://j.b5z.net/i/u/2028611/i/swim2goharleyback.jpg

[Myrsilus]

Nice work buddy. She's a keeper. I just wish you could post a pic with both of you in it. Or invite us to meet her.

People, we've created a movement.

[Kiljou]

...She doesn't want to be in a pic with me, seeing as how I don't really know her, and -

Um....

On a side note, how does the pwnz0ring of my brother (remember Mariko-san?) compare to this guy's ownage?

[koku]

Wow Benaire I'm really happy for you!


give me my girlfriend back, she's mines.

yeah here's her last picture of my gf

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/lowtcp/pickup_photo.jpg

but actually....she's too high maintance,i'm thinking of dumping her for

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/lowtcp/aya08.jpg

what do you guys think? stay together?? split up?

~anywho irt the post

....i'm mad because i didnt laugh. I would figure this type of thing would happen all the time.

oh well, it's still own3ge i guess.

[MajorProblem]

Oh man, at least I have the balls to admit I don't get the super hottie GF's! This guy just keeps on lying and lying and lying and lying and lying...
On a side note, I'm not even attracted to those supermodels and such. They been banged more than the front door. I prefer the girls who dress normally and have nice lines. Butt > boobs

[koku]

Oh man, at least I have the balls to admit I don't get the super hottie GF's! This guy just keeps on lying and lying and lying and lying and lying...
On a side note, I'm not even attracted to those supermodels and such. They been banged more than the front door. I prefer the girls who dress normally and have nice lines. Butt > boobs

i agree...sort of.

as far as looks I would rather take a girl with a nice cury rear and a cute face over some spoiled d cup girl who has guys on her 24/7.

say what you want but that will do something to your ego.

[Loc]

Amen to that.
The top one looks nicer btw kokujin ;p
Keep her :D

[Benaire]

Hang on here that chick is mine kokujin Leave my GF alone.

[Myrsilus]

Doesn't matter to me much. I just want someone I can connect with. Though I am a bit of fan of good looks. Maybe I'll luck out.

And yeah, a cute rear goes a long way in my book. Yes!

[Kash]

That guy got OWNED.

They have T-shirts for this now?!

Oh, by the way, here is my new girlfriend. Ignore all the weird lettering and high quality. Oh, and just because this setting and bathing suit are used in this picture (http://j.b5z.net/i/u/2028611/i/swim2goharleyback.jpg), does not mean that I can't have been in the exact same situation! ;)
http://j.b5z.net/i/u/2028611/i/swim2goharleyback.jpg

Nice crack enhancer.

[Jay]

<---- my girlfriend pwnz all of your feeble attempts.

[tekkan]

Dude.

Mario is bonking your girlfriend.

Kick his ass man.

[Alphonse v.2]

Benaire, please, change your avatar, when ever I get to one of your posts I can't help but stare for a good 3 mins because of natural instinct.