15 Year Old has baby with 13 Year Old Boy

[PopCulturePooka]

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,,25053788-5008620,00.html

British kids, Alfie Patten, 13, and Chantelle Steadman have baby


A BABY-FACED 13-year-old British schoolboy has fathered a child with his 15-year-old girlfriend, making him one of the youngest parents ever in Britain.

Alfie Patten, whose voice has not yet broken, admitted he had not thought about how he and girlfriend Chantelle Steadman would support baby daughter Maisie Roxanne, as ``I don't really get pocket money''.

``When my mum found out, I thought I was going to get in trouble,'' said the teenager, pictured on the front page of the Sun tabloid with the baby, born in Eastbourne, southern England on Monday.

Watch Alfie the 13-year-old dad on YouTube

``We wanted to have the baby but were worried how people would react. I didn't know what it would be like to be a dad. I will be good, though, and care for it,'' he said.

But he admitted: ``I didn't think about how we would afford it. I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me STG10 ($A21.91).''

Young Alfie appeared on the YouTube video website yesterday, cradling his new daughter. Her birth has created a storm around the world and provoked a new political row in the UK over a slide in community standards dubbed ``broken Britain''.

Alfie's dad Dennis, 45, said his son - who looks younger than his age and is just four feet (1.22 metres) tall - was fully committed to his new paternal role.

``He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his Playstation. But he has been at the hospital every day,'' he said.

The baby, who weighed in at seven pounds and three ounces (3.27kg) when she was born Monday, was conceived after just one night of unprotected sex, the paper said. Alfie was 12 years old at the time.

In theory, police could have brought a prosecution for under-age sex, but they said they would not be pressing charges.

``Sussex Police Child Protection Team were aware of a 14-year-old girl that had become pregnant as the result of a relationship with a 12-year-old boy,'' said a spokeswoman for Sussex Police.

``A joint agency investigation with East Sussex County Council Children's Services has taken place which has considered the needs of both individuals and there will be continued support for these two young people in the future.''



Watch the Happy Parents: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzOakmhu8pM



But the story doesn't end there. OH NO!

SHOCKING NEWS FLASH!!!


GIRL WAS ACTUALLY MASSIVE SLUT!

Boy dad Alfie agrees to DNA test | World News | News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25059998-401,00.html)

BOY dad Alfie Patten has agreed to have a DNA test to prove his is the father of his teenage girlfriend's child.

Alfie, 13 made headlines around the world last week when The Sun reported that he was the father of 15-year-old Chantelle Steadman’s baby girl Maisie.

But since then, two other boys have publicly claimed to be the father of the child.

Richard Goodsell, 16, a trainee chef, told the News of the World he had sex with Chantelle at her home at least three times at the time when she fell pregnant.

“I know I could be the father,” he said. “Everyone thinks I am. My friends all tell me that baby has my eyes - even my mum thinks so.

“Only a DNA test is going to sort this out properly. If I am the father, I have the right to know.”

Tyler Barker, 14, also fears he may have fathered little Maisie.

“I slept with Chantelle in her bed about nine months ago and I’m really worried I could be the father,” he told the News of the World.

“I hope it’s not me. All my mates have been teasing me about it but this isn’t funny, it’s serious.”

Both boys and their parents have made sworn statements in front of a solicitor detailing their nights of sex with Chantelle. They also claim they were not the only ones have unprotected sex slept with Chantelle around the time she conceived.

“We didn’t use any contraception,” Richard said. “It wasn’t my first time. But when we split up I found out that she was having sex with lots of other boys I knew.

“To be honest, any one of my mates could be the dad”.

After hearing the claims his girlfriend had been unfaithfull, Alfie stood firm on his claim to be Maisie's father.

He told The Sun: "Other stupid boys are lying, saying bad things, like they have slept with Chantelle too.

"But I am the only boyfriend she has had and we've been together for two years, so I must be the dad.

"When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her 'Am I the dad?' and she went 'Yeah' so I believe her.

"I didn't know about DNA tests before, but Mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells you if you're the dad.

"So, if I have that, they can all shut up. But I don't really care what people say. And I don't like them being bad about Chantelle."

Chantelle’s family insist she lost her virginity to Alfie and that Maisie is his. Alfie says the baby was conceived when he was just 12 after a single night of unprotected sex. Chantelle claimed she was on the Pill but forgot to take it.

[Kannon]

Ye olde, but yeah the 13 year old looks like he is five, and the part about her being a slut... I'm surprised one person had sex with her, let alone three.

[farstrider]

Beat you to it: http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showpost.php?p=468460&postcount=61

Not to be crass, but Chantelle's family IS a council family (equivalent to being on welfare in the US), so I'm not extremely surprised by her promiscuity.

[mugen]

Not to be crass, but Chantelle's family IS a council family (equivalent to being on welfare in the US), so I'm not extremely surprised by her promiscuity.
Classism...Do you really want to do this?

[PopCulturePooka]

Classism...Do you really want to do this?
Hell yeah.

This would have everything to do with class, lack of education, piss poor upbringing and shitty chaz scousers.

I work in a school from a low socio economic background and status. The signs and actions associated with low class people (white trash in America, Chavs in the UK and Dole Bludgers and Bogans in Australia) is evident daily. From the way they deal with relationships to how the deal with confrontation.

Might be classism, but it's truth.

[mugen]

Statistically you are correct, poor kids are more likely to get pregnant/get someone else pregnant. But I don't believe you are doing anyone a favor by pointing this out at every chance you get. The only thing you are doing is showing contempt for these people. White trash? come on Pooka, what good does it do to call people trash other than dividing our society even more. And what's up with that term anyway? White trash? Is any other color trash by default?

All I'm really saying is that it is probably more wise to talk about these issues in a constructive manner, instead of just insulting millions of people and alienating them even more.

[PopCulturePooka]

And everyone can talk at length and on end about the issues and in the end it doesn't really do a lot does it?

I show contempt for these people because I once lived amongst these people, but my family had the common sense and intelligence to WANT to do better and get away. A large majority DON'T. The majority that think living of the system forever is a lofty career aspiration. Who think smacking people around is the best way to deal with issues. Who mock and scorn people who want to rise above it all. Who breed a lot, to multiple partners. Who think that breeding to get the $3000 government parenting grant is a great way to get money. Who break laws, rob, steal, assault and wallow in doing so.

A lot of these people ARE trash in my eyes. The unfortunate thing is, like this particular lovely specimen of humanity, they breed. They breed young and they breed a lot and they continue the cycle and they resist a lot of efforts by society to help improve their lot.

Eg, when I ring a parent to tell them their student has been truanting/swearing/fighting/sexing at school, and get met with a string of foul mouth abuse and a hang up. FROM THE PARENTS.

[japanat]

Statistically you are correct, poor kids are more likely to get pregnant/get someone else pregnant. But I don't believe you are doing anyone a favor by pointing this out at every chance you get. The only thing you are doing is showing contempt for these people. White trash? come on Pooka, what good does it do to call people trash other than dividing our society even more. And what's up with that term anyway? White trash? Is any other color trash by default?I dont' know if you are American or Australian or not, but 'white trash' may have a different meaning to you than to us. In the US, a redneck is a farmer or country boy (or girl), and as such is generally conservative, religious and not overly tolerant of other beliefs. Not necessarily bad, many are really good people. But white trash are people who are solely focused on what they can get for free from society. Generally, they are poor, because they don't want to work hard, they just want to live off the dole.

This young boy sounds totally clueless, though. He's 13, but never even heard of DNA testing? "I don't really get pocket money." Jesus, I wasn't ready to be a parent by any means, but I wasn't as out of it as this kid.

And then all the other kids start climbing out of the woodwork. Either they are trash who are trying to take credit for this baby so they can get their 15 minutes of fame, or this girl is a total sleeze.

[MNJetter]

Statistically you are correct, poor kids are more likely to get pregnant/get someone else pregnant. But I don't believe you are doing anyone a favor by pointing this out at every chance you get. The only thing you are doing is showing contempt for these people. White trash? come on Pooka, what good does it do to call people trash other than dividing our society even more. And what's up with that term anyway? White trash? Is any other color trash by default?
I agree to a certain measure with japanat. White trash may not be the most flattering of terms, and it shouldn't be tossed around with impunity. But the fact remains that it has become a specific term, for which we have no direct synonyms, much less politically correct ones.

[mawande]

So, she's been having sex with this boy for two years... is she retarded?

[mawande]

But aside from that, in the old days it wasn't 12 year olds getting some. It was 40, 50 year old men marrying little girls because they were single since their previous wives died in childbirth.

[farstrider]

Well it seems PCP has already made all my arguments for me, so... :wave:

[PopCulturePooka]

Sorry to be mean.
But...

HOLY FUCK SHE'S UGLY. You mean to say that apparantly at least 4 boys ran through her?

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/513/pattenukyt6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/pattenukyt6.jpg/1/w807.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img10/pattenukyt6.jpg/1/)

[Charrington]

It brings to mind the question of what the average English female looks like. If my choices were along those lines, I'd probably try to colonize a few more attractive people as well.

[Karthak]

Sorry to be mean.
But...

HOLY FUCK SHE'S UGLY. You mean to say that apparantly at least 4 boys ran through her?

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/513/pattenukyt6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/pattenukyt6.jpg/1/w807.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img10/pattenukyt6.jpg/1/)
My goodness. English boys must be pretty damn desperate to voluntarily hit that.

[Gorlam]

My goodness. English boys must be pretty damn desperate to voluntarily hit that.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154612

desperation has nothing to do with it.

[mawande]

She's not ugly. She looks like a pretty normal 15 year old, in fact. A 15 year old who quite recently gave birth and isn't hanging out with a makeup artist.

[Charrington]

She's not ugly. She looks like a pretty normal 15 year old, in fact. A 15 year old who quite recently gave birth and isn't hanging out with a makeup artist.

:watson:

http://www.mystrands.com/photos/9/6/8/normal/9681.jpg

+

http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sloth-goonies.jpg


:watson:

[Karthak]

She's not ugly. She looks like a pretty normal 15 year old, in fact. A 15 year old who quite recently gave birth and isn't hanging out with a makeup artist.
When I was 15-16 I went to a school with over 100 girls my age, and I can say for certain that the girl in the picture would have been one of the ten ugliest.

[Stephy]

She isn't ugly (could be a bad pic?) but um... shouldn't her appearance not matter? Haha. >.<; Instead of adult men judging a 15 year old girls looks. ;p

I thought the concern should be placed on the fact that children are having children and that eduction is very much needed..!

[Trump]

She isn't ugly. I wouldn't say she was super pretty, but she isn't ugly. And she has big boobs. What else goes through a 13-year-old boy's mind? Obviously, rational thought and forward thinking plans weren't.

[farstrider]

Yeah, that's about average for British chicks. However, the typically female version of the British accent is so God awful annoying that even the hot chicks will make you hate them as soon as they open their mouths.

[h2orowe]

Sorry to be mean.
But...

HOLY FUCK SHE'S UGLY. You mean to say that apparantly at least 4 boys ran through her?

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/513/pattenukyt6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/pattenukyt6.jpg/1/w807.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img10/pattenukyt6.jpg/1/)
If the PS3 had games, this would have never happened.

[japanat]

The boy was 14 when he was accused of having sex with two 12-year-old girls and one 11-year-old girl who were his friends. He was charged with nine counts, including statutory rape and indecent assault and battery of a child under the age of 14.
http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12202Very different reaction, the Brits and the Americans. The older child being a girl doesn't hurt, either. If they've been having sex for 2 years, then she would have been 13 to his 11. 14 to his 12 (sound familiar?) at the time she got pregnant.

I don't know which is worse: the Americans charging the kids for rape, or the Brit press celebrating these kids' having hids.

[Black fist]

She's not ugly. She looks like a pretty normal 15 year old, in fact. A 15 year old who quite recently gave birth and isn't hanging out with a makeup artist.
Surveys says.... No. She is ugly, And I don't know what 15 year olds you've been hangin out with but she's not a 10, hell she's maybe a 5 at the most.

[Black fist]

Wait a minute I just noticed the huge ass tits, I now know why the boys fucked her.

[riona]

Wait a minute I just noticed the huge ass tits, I now know why the boys fucked her.
She has huge ass tits because she just gave BIRTH. That's what happens.

[Black fist]

or maybe she just always had big tits, tits don't get that big from just being pregnant or girls gone wild would me Moms gone wild.

[ruaidhri]

Damn, you people are mean. Ugly? We’re talking about kids. Are you so good looking? Would you pat the boy on the back if she were a knock out beauty? If that girl had affluent parents do any of you doubt that she would have more fashion sense and be more “acceptable” to people that judge everyone on their appearance?

What happened was in one word, “SAD”. It was sad for the baby her mother, her father, their parents and for society as a whole.

Let’s leave it at that.

[Black fist]

I'm 16, so I'm not saying anything wrong cause we're in the same age bracket.

[Charrington]

Damn, you people are mean. Ugly? We’re talking about kids. Are you so good looking? Would you pat the boy on the back if she were a knock out beauty? If that girl had affluent parents do any of you doubt that she would have more fashion sense and be more “acceptable” to people that judge everyone on their appearance?

What happened was in one word, “SAD”. It was sad for the baby her mother, her father, their parents and for society as a whole.

Let’s leave it at that.

Well, yes. If she was attractive it would have been somewhat impressive, though not redeeming. On the affluence thing, yes it would have been more acceptable. For one, her family wouldn't be supported by welfare money. As it is though, one can logically deduce her parents were bad parents, as the kids became parents at 13 & 15 and were raised by bad parents, obviously they will be terrible parents, and the child will have such a poor upbringing he'd have been better off aborted. And it's all funded with welfare money.

It's like some British politician attempted to set the stage for the society described in the book 1984, got the mindless proletarian part right but then went ass backwards with everything else so instead of being cheap labor they're a drain on the economy. Humans are the only species in which natural selection works backwards.

[mawande]

She isn't ugly (could be a bad pic?) but um... shouldn't her appearance not matter? Haha. >.<; Instead of adult men judging a 15 year old girls looks. ;p

I thought the concern should be placed on the fact that children are having children and that eduction is very much needed..!

I'm 16, so I'm not saying anything wrong cause we're in the same age bracket.

Yeah, that's about average for British chicks. However, the typically female version of the British accent is so God awful annoying that even the hot chicks will make you hate them as soon as they open their mouths.

Surveys says.... No. She is ugly, And I don't know what 15 year olds you've been hangin out with but she's not a 10, hell she's maybe a 5 at the most.

Maybe a five at the most puts her about in the middle, which means average. What bleak said is certainly true. And I live in Japan. That means I see a tremendous variety of 15 year old girls who all tend to have dark hair and dark eyes ranging from plain girls who really know how to use makeup to stunning girls who don't know how to dress.

[Stephy]

or maybe she just always had big tits, tits don't get that big from just being pregnant ...
You'd be surprised. Ever see pics of Christina Aguilera during pregnancy?

All females in my family and friends grew from B cups and C cups to double d's and larger once pregnant and it goes back to normal size once you're done breastfeeding.

...er anyway

Why are you all still concerned about a child's looks!? -.- Men....

[japanat]

I'm not concerned about her looks (she's not that bad, she has pretty eyes). I'm concerned about the fact that the boy's sister also had a kid when she was 13, according to today's news; and by the fact that his father, who is on relief (welfare), has said that he plans to milk this out for every penny he can get from the media. And his mother (they're divorced) has said the same thing.

As Ruaidhri said, it's sad. And this new child will grow up learning the same "milk the system" mentality. And when they show the picture of the kid and his lady, the boy holding the baby while they play the PS3, I'm just amazed. Lay the kid across your little lap, but don't use your hands to actually hold it. BTW, if the father is on welfare, why do they even have a PS3?

[stsparky]

This was on the news today in Japan. I'd toss the adults in jail for not doing their jobs. I'd put all the kids in school and/or job training. And I'd lock up the reporters in the pokey for not bring this to Family Services earlier.

"Trailer trash" works better than using race-based descriptions.

Sad. I await imitators ...

[Karthak]

Damn, you people are mean.


I have to admit I was a bit too nasty in my comment, but that comes from the fact that I can't imagine how they could have been so STUPID. I remember being 13 rather well, and I can't think of any people in my school who would have been dumb enough to have gotten themselves into a mess like this. Sure, there were a bunch of dumbasses to whom I could have described almost anything, but compared to this boy?....

Ps. I'm shocked at the behaviour of the adults in this case. And that's no hyperbole. My mouth literally fell open when I read about this for the first time.

[Ceirnian]

Damn, you people are mean. Ugly? We’re talking about kids. Are you so good looking? Would you pat the boy on the back if she were a knock out beauty? If that girl had affluent parents do any of you doubt that she would have more fashion sense and be more “acceptable” to people that judge everyone on their appearance?


Yes

[Fermented Yeast Paste]

I just want to hit everyone involved.

[h2orowe]

But FYP, that's how this mess got started in the first place.

[Kannon]

Yeah, and it is not nice to punch babies.





Or so the authorities have told me.

[Ichisan]

Very different reaction, the Brits and the Americans. The older child being a girl doesn't hurt, either. If they've been having sex for 2 years, then she would have been 13 to his 11. 14 to his 12 (sound familiar?) at the time she got pregnant.

I don't know which is worse: the Americans charging the kids for rape, or the Brit press celebrating these kids' having hids.

He doesn't look like he's capable of fathering any kids even now at 13, let alone 9 months ago. A boy at 13 might or might not be able to ejaculate sperm and he looks like a 'might not'.

In an interview he says he must be the father because they've been sleeping together for two years - as if he thinks even at 11 just sleeping in the same bed would be enough to cause pregnancy. Does this kid even know where babies come from? Sad. Sad. Sad.

[farstrider]

He doesn't look like he's capable of fathering any kids even now at 13, let alone 9 months ago. A boy at 13 might or might not be able to ejaculate sperm and he looks like a 'might not'.

In an interview he says he must be the father because they've been sleeping together for two years - as if he thinks even at 11 just sleeping in the same bed would be enough to cause pregnancy. Does this kid even know where babies come from? Sad. Sad. Sad.

I've got a fiver that says, when the DNA results come back, Alfie finds out HIS father is the real father of his child...

[stsparky]

I've got a fiver that says, when the DNA results come back, Alfie finds out HIS father is the real father of his child...

While I wouldn't bet against the adult "men" having done the girl numerous times, it would seem more likely none of the eight listed are the dad, the teen mom clearly has issues about acceptance - so we've likely only seen the tip of the iceberg. From what I can gather about her environment - she seems very generous with her favors as a survival tool. Am I right in suspecting the parents were all 'teen' parents as well. Track down what Michael Moorcock has written in The Chinese Agent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chinese_Agent) about the Cornell family - a "professional" council trouble family.

[PopCulturePooka]

I would say this girl doesn't have any issues with acceptance. She accepts any cock pointed at her.

[haterllnation]

Teen Mother Told To Keep Quiet About Other Boys (http://www.parentdish.com/2009/02/18/teen-mother-told-to-keep-quiet-about-other-boys/)

by Brett Singer Feb 18th 2009 2:10PM


The girlfriend of underage dad Alfie Patten, Chantelle Stedman, was instructed by her own mother to tell the British press that the 13-year-old schoolboy was the father of her new baby, despite the fact that this might not be true, according to The Daily Mail.

Several other boys have stepped forward and claim to have bedded Chantelle, 15, and therefore they could be the proud poppa. So why lie? Is this a mother trying to protect her daughter's reputation?

Nah. If baby-faced, doe-eyed Alfie is the father, the story is golden. It's all about the cash.


There's a "big scam" going on, said Stedman family friend Clive Sim. "Penny [Chantelle's mom] told Chantelle to keep quiet about other boys because they wouldn't get any money." (Methinks Mr. Sim is off the Christmas card list.)

Alfie is planning to take a DNA test to prove that he is indeed the father of week-old Maisie Roxanne. Chantelle insists that Alfie is the father and denies having sexual relations with other neighborhood boys. (Aside: British bookies are said to be taking bets on Maisie's real dad.)

There are so many things wrong with this. Where to start?

There is, of course, the very real possibility that prepubescent-looking Alfie has been horribly punk'd, and that he is in fact not the dad. Then there's the parenting angle. We know that teenagers are sexually active, so why is it that a tween boy was allowed to have sleepovers in his girlfriend's bedroom?

And then there's Chantelle's mom. If Mr. Sim's allegations are true, Penny Stedman is out of the running for mom of the year. Or is she? At the risk of incurring the wrath of our commenters, let's try to look at things from Penny's point of view.

Let's assume that the Stedman family, who live in council (public) housing, is not well off financially. Children are expensive. Children who have children are even more expensive, since at that age they can't possibly be equipped to care for their offspring. There are media outlets willing to pay for good stories. If Alfie is the dad, which is possible, why not stick to that story and cash in?

After all, The Independent on Sunday has reported that Alfie's family was to receive about £25,000 for the initial photographs and video interview from The Sun. Then there's the global bidding war and promises of hundreds of thousands of dollars swirling around both the families.

Clearly this is morally reprehensible. But maybe Penny Stedman desperate and doesn't know what else to do. Granted, she could wear a Halloween mask like Alfie's dad. But that's not likely to bring in any cash to pay the diaper bills.

Ha, no one is surprised but I like how their friend ratted them out.

[stsparky]

I would say this girl doesn't have any issues with acceptance. She accepts any cock pointed at her.
It's semantics - she let people mess with her for the attention. I've seen it in the States as well.

[mawande]

Yes. I'm sure she was never sexually molested, either. Nope. She wouldn't be choosing as a primary sweetheart a delicate, childish boy who could never be physically threatening and doesn't have the personality that would abuse her either... wait a minute.

[japanat]

^ the lady makes a good point...

[Roxie]

Yes. I'm sure she was never sexually molested, either. Nope. She wouldn't be choosing as a primary sweetheart a delicate, childish boy who could never be physically threatening and doesn't have the personality that would abuse her either... wait a minute.
I thought this was a given.

[PopCulturePooka]

Yes. I'm sure she was never sexually molested, either. Nope. She wouldn't be choosing as a primary sweetheart a delicate, childish boy who could never be physically threatening and doesn't have the personality that would abuse her either... wait a minute.
Yeah except...
Two of the other boys that she slut-fucked aren't fresh faced innocents:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/16/article-1146072-0385F11B000005DC-715_224x423.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/16/article-1146072-0385F129000005DC-603_224x423.jpg

[mawande]

*points back to WHY the girl is BY CHOICE with the fragile, delicate boy*

[Roxie]

All of this global publicity about at 15 yr old's sex life makes me feel intensely icky

[SlickWilly440]

All of this global publicity about at 15 yr old's sex life makes me feel intensely icky

Incidentally, it gets me excited.

[PopCulturePooka]

*points back to WHY the girl is BY CHOICE with the fragile, delicate boy*
And it might not just be that the Ranga Slappa finds this one the most easily manipulated.

[akitaka]

http://kotaku.com/5154088/i-know-im-young-but-i-plan-to-be-a-good-dad

peewee herman meets the ogre.

[haterllnation]

Maury Povich: Little Alfie. You are...NOT the father!
*crowd is a sea of Ooh's, Ahh's, and clapping*
*Alfie is distraught while the young mom weeps in her chair*

Personally, Alfie should be dancing while the girl runs off the stage, weeping. I enjoy those types of reactions more.



DNA test confirms 13-year-old Alfie NOT the dad
By Amy Graff

The British boy alleged to have become a dad at age 12 is not the baby's father, a British newspaper reports.
The schoolboy alleged to have become a dad at age 12 is not the baby's father, the 'Mirror' reports.

Mirror

Alfie is not baby Maisie's father, the 'Mirror' reports.

Alfie Patten was believed to be Britain's youngest father after his 15-year-old girlfriend, Chantelle Steadman, gave birth to baby girl Maisie. But then many other boys claimed they also slept with the mother, who had previously said that Alfie was the only boy she had slept with. As a result, Alfie took a DNA test, which indicated that he's not the father.

The Mirror reports:

The result will be a blow to Alfie who was "devastated" by the boys' claims and "adored" Maisie.

He was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.

Before he took the test, he said: "I didn't know about DNA tests before but mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you're the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up."

His mum Nicole, 43, added at the time: "It had not even crossed Alfie's mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He's absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her."

What do you think should be the next step in this story that just keeps getting sadder and sadder? Should they give DNA tests to all the boys or just sign Alfie up for the position because he has made it clear that he wants to be the dad? We can only hope that baby Maisie gets the love and care she deserves.

[PopCulturePooka]

Bwahahaha Awesome.


Did someone edit my title of this thread?

I'm sure I had it as " 15 Year Old Slut has baby with 13 Year Old Boy"

[PopCulturePooka]

*points back to WHY the girl is BY CHOICE with the fragile, delicate boy*
Oh, apparantly she chose the delicate 13 year old at her own mothers insistance, because that would get the best money/publicity.

[Plekto]

And that's why we like Pooka so much ;)

(and it's probably true as well)

[Citizen]

Before he took the test, he said: "I didn't know about DNA tests before but mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you're the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up."

If he has what? DNA? Hahaha, oh wow. The only person I feel sorry for is Maisie. Unless she gets put up for adoption, it really doesn't look like there's any chance of her not being raised by someone who isn't qualified to look after a tank of Sea-Monkeys.

[darighaz]

I think he ment if he has the DNA test

[Citizen]

I don't.

[mawande]

Oh, apparantly she chose the delicate 13 year old at her own mothers insistance, because that would get the best money/publicity.

Long-range planning on her mother's part, since the boy says they've been together for two years.

[Plekto]

Still.. I dunno.. My son already has a girlfriend at 10(technically at 9)...

No, nothing is happening and nothing will - but I know the day that they start dating will come... Just.. god.. not at 13... Maye 16 or 17, but not 13...
(and you wonder why my hair is getting gray)

[PopCulturePooka]

Long-range planning on her mother's part, since the boy says they've been together for two years.
The mother told her daughter to say that she was only with Alfie.

And to not mention the streams of other boys, because the Alfie angle was a lot more marketable.

[haterllnation]

I posted a story on page two about it. A friend ratted them out. It was the girl's mom wanting some money. Crazy shit. Even if this all caves, they still have a scandal story on Lifetime.

[farstrider]

Not only does Alfie only look about 8, he sounds like it as well. Seriously, what 13-year-old kid in this television-saturated age DOESN'T know what a DNA test is?

[mawande]

Any kid who doesn't spend most of his time watching shows like CSI and House? "Let's do a DNA test to see who the father is," really is not a line we're likely to ever hear on Power Rangers or Pokemon. Not the US version, anyway.

[PopCulturePooka]

Any kid who doesn't spend most of his time watching shows like CSI and House? "Let's do a DNA test to see who the father is," really is not a line we're likely to ever hear on Power Rangers or Pokemon. Not the US version, anyway.
The kids a chav who has been photographed wearing clothing with offensive slogans. And flipping the bird to cameras.

Odd's are he isn't a pokemon and power rangers tyke. Just a dumb ass.

[PopCulturePooka]

DNA testing has found the real father of this unfortunate little spawn:




http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/16/article-1146072-0385F11B000005DC-715_224x423.jpg


I thought she'd take care of it
Having sex with her was the worst mistake I've ever made in my life. I wish I'd never met her.


Rofl

[stsparky]

DNA testing has found the real father of this unfortunate little spawn:
Rofl
Creepy version of Michelle's D-pad proxy.

[Samurai_Pooh]

BWAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

oh my. his life is ruined. i'd feel bad if he didn't look like such a punk

[PopCulturePooka]

By the way, the thing he says in my quote?
He actually said it to the media... It's not my attempt at funny.

He really did say that fucking the ugly redpube giant was the worst mistake of his life.

[Roxie]

BWAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

oh my. his life is ruined. i'd feel bad if he didn't look like such a punk
His life?
Nah, the kid's life is ruined.

[archdukezeb]

Why would the kid submit to a DNA test? If it was me I'd want to have no part of that media circus and certainly not want to admit I mounted the ogre. The dude pretty much had a free pass with all the other possible fathers.

[Samurai_Pooh]

His life?
Nah, the kid's life is ruined.

yeah but at least this serves as a cautionary tale. we could use more cautionary tales. Little Alfie has learned a valuable lesson about fucking hos without a rubber.