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Sock Full of Boiled Dimes
10-05-2005, 08:56 PM
*sigh* No not really.

Uwe Boll sucks and if you haven't figure this one out then try playing House of the Dead without bursting into tears.

Uwe Boll has just recently gained rights to several video game licenses with mid-level games such as Dungeon Seige, Bloodrayne, Fear Effect, Hunter: The Reckoning, and Far Cry. With a previous record of two strikes it would already be thought that I third one is unessisary.

I constantly thought this man should die a horrible death and just stay away from video games. Don't even touch them Boll...you don't deserve it.

To his credit though I hear Heart of America is really good and those who had no idea that he made the suckfest House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark seemed to really like it.

I was astounded at the fact that he could actually make something good! I was also skeptical and thought those people must of been retarded.

I never got the chance to check out Heart of America, but I am highly doubting it being that great with Boll being GERMAN!

Anyway Boll is currently and strongly pushing for the rights to film a Half-Life and Metal Gear Solid movie. From what I hear this is one of his big goals and he would drop everything in a heartbeat to film one of these movies.

Anyway read this Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll

This has some good informations and that joke of a fan site that I think he made: http://www.bollbashers.com/

Your comments on anything Boll related?

Zonehunter1
10-06-2005, 12:14 PM
I hope to god that the Far Cry movie is cancelled. Please for the love of the game, don't make the movie!

kyaa the catlord
10-06-2005, 12:26 PM
Damn you Uwe Bull (http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/bull.htm)